Resultados de Subtítulos de Película para Will Grace 1998 1 Cd English En And S03e2 4 Sons

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How's the letter
to your daddy coming, poodle?

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Just got to give it a little kiss...

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a little spritz...

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a little kiss...

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...a little spritz.

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You know, we've narrowed
down the identity

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of Jack's father.

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It's either one of the eleven
Black brothers

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of New Canaan, Connecticut

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Hey, Will. Nathan's gonna
be living here for a while.

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You know, we've narrowed
down the identity

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of Jack's father.

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It's either one of the eleven
Black brothers

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of New Canaan, Connecticut

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or Paul Lynde, the center square.

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I hope you guys like
my phony bologna free-range omelets.

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Ah, yes. It's only bean curd,
but it's got the look of

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Ok, everyone hold up your glasses.
And 5, 4, 3, 2...

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Will, you're officially one year older. Yay!

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Yay! Happy birthday, happy birthday. Yay!

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- At the risk of sounding sentimental..
- Hey, you done with that?

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No, I wasn't. I'd like to finish
my pommes frites, thank you very much.

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Ah! Now they're all squished!

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Can you believe him?

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He sp

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Oh, I forgot to tell you. Remember
that ultra-hip club, the Atom Bar?

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I'm not revealing my sources

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but apparently it is
re-opening this Friday.

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Hello, "Day-Old News?"

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Yeah, I'd like to cancel
Will Truman's subscription.

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Yeah. he's going to be giving
his business to "Behind the Times."

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Ok. Ok, ok. Ok.
I love you, too.

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You knew...
W

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You know, you're only gonna make
the Dirt Devil jealous.

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It's more vacuum action
than you've gotten lately.

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Yeah, well, it's only 'cause you hide
all the good attachments.

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Oh, look! your mom's
monthly newsletter.

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Amazing. My mother's still
afraid of call waiting

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but she can put together a monthly
mailing with three colors

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and a Yiddish word jumble.

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Well, this is it. Thanks for
walking me home. It was fun.

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I especially liked the part
where the waiter asked me

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how he could get involved
with the Big Brothers of America.

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He just said that
because you're older than me.

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Yeah, I got that part.

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Can I come up?

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I don't know, Scott.
My roommate might be home.

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She's not good with new peo

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Will, what do you think? Too gay?

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Yeah, definitely. But the shirt's good.

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Ha ha ha. Hold on,
I got a cramp from not laughing.

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It's for my show.

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What show? Oh.

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Just when you thought it was safe
to go back to the theater,

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the tragic return of... Just Jack!

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Just Jack is dead to me.

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I'm sick of people

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Oh, God. Look at Martha Stewart.

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Page?

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42.
Wasn't it bad enough we had to see her in a bathtub?

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Now here she is in a pilgrim hat
hockin' her farkakte holiday crap.

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It's ridiculous.

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Makes me sick.

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I love her.

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I wish I was her.

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Maybe it's just Thanksgiving I hate.

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<i> Last time on
Will and Grace...</i>

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I was out last night, and I saw...

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someone who is very
close to a friend of mine...

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having an affair.

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I saw him on a date
with a woman...

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who was obviously his mistress.

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Stanley Walker, you cheating
piece of old man flap!

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What happened to this guy Matt
you keep talking about?

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Okay. this is the last one.

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I still don't get why you
didn't just hire moving guys.

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I think we did fine on our own.

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I know but...
moving guys are hot.

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Firemen are hot.
You want me to set something on fire?

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- So. do we like my new apartment?
- We do.

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You're gonna love it here. I don't think
it smells anything like cat pee.

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Why are y

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I'm kinda in a playful mood.
Let's go to the batting cages tonight.

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As much as I'd love to play a rousing game
of "guess who's wearing a cup," I can't.

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I'm busy. I gotta break it off with Paul.

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You two are still dating each other?

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God, you both have
such bad taste.

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He's so needy and desperate

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He's always telling me
how gorgeous I am.

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So, Larry,

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I have no problem with you borrowing this,
but you've just gotta understand it means a lot to me.

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It belonged to my Aunt Tillie until she lost her sight.

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That's so sad.

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Not really. That's why I was able
to sneak it out of her house.

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Anyway, a few ground rules.
Never wash it with soap. You don't need it.

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Don't use a steel brush on it.
It'll ruin the finis

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What?

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What? Tell me. Is it bad?

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It's good?

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Very good?

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Sex?

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Oh, please, God, tell me you've lost the power of speech.

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No.

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What is the best thing that could ever possibly happen?

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World peace?

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Better.

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I got a job at Barney's!

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Last cards.
Down and dirty.

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- Pair of queens starts.
- That would be us!

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That was funny the first 15 times you did it,
but now you're just slowing down the game.

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Sounds like we've got
a bitter straight at the table.

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So tell me, Rob...

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How was the traffic
coming over here?

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Not too bad.

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You just gave away your hand, my friend.

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Oh! You see, she's not listening to her caddy.

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He told her the green was fast.

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I wish I had a caddy.

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Somebody who'd tell me about the
hazards up ahead and carry my stuff.

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I think I'm your caddy.

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Oh, yeah!

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Now go get me a Fruitopia and my 9 iron.

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- No, I'm serious. I'm thirsty, move your ass.
- Hey, hey, hey!

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Morning, camper.

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Everybody ready to go on a little day trip?

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I brought my fanny pack, which I will hold as a clutch...

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So as not to obscure...

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My dynamite fanny.

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Jack, we're going to visit Stanley Walker in prison.

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We're not going to Swishy Pete's Camp for Feminine Boys.

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Do not lecture me.

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I have a l

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Will! Open the door! Will!

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What's going on?

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It better be a fire.
With really cute firemen.

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Will, hurry up!

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I'm Will by the way.

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Mipanko.

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And why wouldn't you be?

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Aah!

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Someone just tried to break into my apartment!

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I was sleeping, and I heard the door jiggle,
an

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Stop.

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What?

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We said we were gonna go easy on the butter and the cheese,
and look at us. Look what we're doing.

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You're right. This is too much.
We should blot.

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The most amazing thing is happening in my apartment right now.

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Somebody actually stayed till the morning?

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Show me hateful!

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My son Elliot is on the phone asking a girl out
fo

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Hang on! Hang on.

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Will, when you came out of the closet, you weren't
supposed to take all of your clothes with you.

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Help me!

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What are you dressed for? Open-heart surgery?

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Will, admit it. If you were straight,
you'd be all over me.

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Grace, if I was straight,
you'd be getting the dry cleaning.

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- So, your, uh...total comes to 41 bucks.
- Oh, thanks. I'll get ya next time.

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- Are you ok?
- I'm fine.

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Grace, leave her alone.
She obviously doesn't want to talk.

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It's my boyfriend, Tom. I mean,
I don't know what happened.

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You know, just when things started
to get kinda serious, he starts to pull away.

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Which is so weird because
we have so much in common, like,

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we're both dance majors...

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This is Karen Walker.

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Well, hello,
Miss Crept-in-at-3:00-A.M.-slept-in-her-dress.

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Somebody obviously
ended the evening with a bang.

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No, just a little French kissing.

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Oh, what? With that guy
who kept going around the party...

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saying, "it's all good."

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No. He bugged the crap out of me.

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He kept asking me why I wouldn't smile

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I finally had to tell him it was

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- Hey, how was your date last night?
- Don't wanna talk about it.

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- That bad?
- That good.

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I don't get that.

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I'm not jinxing it this time.

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Every time I have a good first date,
the second one sucks,

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and there is no third. So, the only logical thing
to do is not talk about it.

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Very logical, Mr. Spock. Date well and prosper.

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- You'r

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You know, a baboon has a more subtle
mating ritual than you do.

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Yeah, well, baboons
can afford to be subtle.

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They got those bright red
behinds to work with.

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- Oh, God.
- Good lord!

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Honey...

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How can you drink straight orange
juice first thing in the morning?

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Excuse me.

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Can you stop hitting on me?
I'm sitting with my boyfriend.

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Ok, you go to Aunt Honey's with me,
I go to your parents' with you and Jack's stepdad's with him.

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And then we can go with Karen real quick
to visit Stan in prison?

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Why not?

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Great.

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Ok, I figure we each get one hour.

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We'll set this timer and when it goes off...

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We're out of there no matter what.

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We do not respond to guilt, shame,
te

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Yeah, you're a wicked little schoolboy to be talking
to me like this in the middle of a work day.

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I'll make you stay after
school and bang the erasers.

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Ok, ok, yeah. Yeah, you like it rough.
Don't you, you dirty little monkey?

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Yeah. Next time I see you,
I'm gonna bend you over my knee--

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Oh, crap, I gotta go. Mom and mom are home.

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Now we know how she's making
that extra .95 per minute.

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And the guy I'm supposed
to have a meeting with is in 2-I,

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so I say to the doorman, "Excuse me,

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is there a 2-I in this building?
I'm looking for 2-I.

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He's ignoring me. I must have
said "2-I" like 15 times.

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The guy finally puts down his
newspaper, looks right at me,

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and he only has one eye.

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You lie. That did not happen.

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Swear to God

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I don't understand this.

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I mean, what's going on right now?
What exactly are we watching?

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This would be called a basketball game.

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And where is this all taking place?

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That's Madison Square Garden.

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That's a sports auditorium now?

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It's the world's most famous sports arena.

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But I can see how that fact may have eluded you
given that your e

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And then I'll close with something like...

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"And let this be the dawning of a new era,
a good feeling between the police department

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and the gay community." And then
applause, applause, applause,

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and then I guess there'll be a Q & A.

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Ok, I've got a "Q."
Why am I bored off my "A"?

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I don't know, but why are you being such a "B"?

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Sweetie, it's too dry.

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What are we doing?

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Are we even working out?

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Of course we are.

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Just because we're not sweating
doesn't mean we're not getting a good workout.

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Just the kind of answer I'd expect
from the owner of an Angela Lansbury workout video.

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Ready? Flip.

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Uhh! Eww, my ball smells.

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Smell my ball.

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Smell your own

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Yeah, I'm tough.

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Tough like yellow cashmere.

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You're gonna have to change that.

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Look. We look like a Perry Como special.

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Besides, this is a woman's scarf.

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It is not! It's unisex.

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Sweetie, that's what gay men always say
when they want to wear women's clothing.

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What difference does it make anyway?
We're not going out together.

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00

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Sweetie?

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Ugh. No, no. nooo.

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Light's too bright.

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Look, I know you're still upset about you and Nathan,
but I think I've got something that's gonna cheer you up.

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Italian Fashion magazine!

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You know, we can go through the models and
draw in the facial hair where they've airbrushed it out.

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You know, if you listen to pigeons long enough,
they start to sound like they're sa

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Ignore it. We're screening.

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<i>Here's the story of a lovely lady.</i>

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<i>That's me... Who was living
with a very lovely girl. That's me!</i>

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<i>Leave a message.</i>

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I hate us so hard right now.

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New rule. No more making
phone machine messages...

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after a pitcher of "margateenies."

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Mail's here, and he is hot!

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All right, bad news. Hostess says
it'll be at least 45 minutes for a table.

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Did you tell 'em you were with the star
of Jack 2000, soon to be Jack 2001?

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Yes, I did.

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And she gave me a similar hand gesture,
but with a different finger.

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- Maybe we should do this another night.
- Nooooo.

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Sweetie, we talked about that sound.

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I knoooowww.

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Will!

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Ah! Don't do that!

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You're like a gay Jack-in-the-box.

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I'm up for the part of "Male Corpse on Slab."

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I don't know what that means,

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but "wear a condom" seems like an appropriate response.

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Ah! Wait! Hey, hey, hey.

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I'm auditioning for "Six Feet Under."

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You know, that new show by the
acclaimed scr

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Hey, should we learn how to swing?

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What do you mean "swing"?

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Dance.

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Then no.

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Anyway, don't forget Saturday is Nathan's birthday.

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Guess what I got him...and keep in mind that the three things
he loves most are zen, art, and motorcycle maintenance.

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Oh, my god...

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I love this game!

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Is it...is it..is...