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Happy birthday, dear Janice
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Happy birthday to you.
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It's my anorexic
boss' birthday.
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This means there's a
certain amount of...
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inter-office pressure...
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to stand around the
conference table...
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eating crappy food
and pretending to worship her.
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That's so good.
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Acting for five
minutes like Janice...
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doesn't make all our
lives mis