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Gossip Girl's here, your one and only source
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Into the scandalous lives of manhattan's
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Elite. I've decided to take over bass industries
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There is one stipulation-- that should you in any way
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Act inappropriately, the board has the option
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To replace you with your legal guardian,
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Which--wouldn't you know it? Is me. I had enough trouble
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With the idea of mom and rufus dating,
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But now I share a sibling with my boyfriend?
