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Ugh. will you let it go.
already?

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I'm sorry. but your husband here put
a shameless move on the produce guy

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when I had subtly signaled to him
that he was to be my hothouse tomato.

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Subtly? You--

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you put the vegetable hose
between your legs and shpritzed me.

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Hey. guys. guys. guys. guys.
I can end this right now.

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Although the produce man handles fruit.
he does not sleep

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This dinner is delicious. And I love that it's all finger food.

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Grace, just 'cause you eat half a chicken like it's an apple doesn't make it finger food.

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I'm cute.

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Ooh. You know how I love to talk about food I'm going to eat while I'm already eating food?

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We do.

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Okay, check it out. A great new noodle shop opened across from my office.
Happy Noodles.

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You know, with all the

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Esto es bueno.

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Albahaca...

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Ajo...

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Esto no me gusta.

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- Coriandro.
- Una especia que asusta.

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Harlin ha vuelto de Texas...

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...¿y adivina qué hizo hoy?

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¿Atrapó una zarigüeya
y se la comió viva?

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Sí, estoy probando
su receta.

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Compró un apartamento
en el Upp

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Will, what do you think? Too gay?

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Yeah, definitely. But the shirt's good.

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Ha ha ha. Hold on,
I got a cramp from not laughing.

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It's for my show.

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What show? Oh.

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Just when you thought it was safe
to go back to the theater,

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the tragic return of... Just Jack!

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Just Jack is dead to me.

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I'm sick of people

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Je ne sais pas s'ils seront bons.
J'ai dû essayer un traiteur différent.

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Je suis dégoûtée qu'ils aient fermé
le nôtre. J'aimais bien là bas.

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Quelles saletés ces Services de l'Hygiène.

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Ok. Grace--
Qu'est-ce qu'il y a avec le collier?

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Josh me l'a donné.
C'est un symbole chinois de sérénité.

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Il signifie l'union de la Terre
et de l'Air pour ne faire qu'un.

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Estás haciendo panqueques.

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Sí, Heidi, pero...

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...por favor
no se lo digas al Abuelito.

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Teníamos un pacto.

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Ni carbohidratos, ni azúcar, ni grasas,
ejercicio cuatro veces a la semana.

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Estuve haciendo trampa.

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Yo también,
dame un poco.

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Dios mío.

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El día que estuve esperando
finalmente ha llegad

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Oh, God. Look at Martha Stewart.

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Page?

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42.
Wasn't it bad enough we had to see her in a bathtub?

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Now here she is in a pilgrim hat
hockin' her farkakte holiday crap.

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It's ridiculous.

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Makes me sick.

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I love her.

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I wish I was her.

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Maybe it's just Thanksgiving I hate.

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Alors, quand est-ce que
ton amant est censé arriver ?

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C'est pas mon amant, juste un rencard.

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Et as-tu rencontré cet amour
sur le chemin des amoureux?

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Ou bien vous vous êtes tapés dans l'oeil

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à la boutique de l'amour

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pendant que vous vous achetiez
des lettres d'amour?

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J'ai oublié de te dire que

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ta mère a téléphoné
et a lai

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" Lo que hallas "

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" Lo que sientes "

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" Lo que sabes "

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" Que es auténtico "

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" Tu amor ahora es verdadero "

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" Sabes que tu amor es mi amor "

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Tengo un problema.

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Cariño, estaba en medio de
un paso de baile.

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¿Me acompañas un segundo?

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Pero yo...

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<i> Last time on
Will and Grace...</i>

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I was out last night, and I saw...

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someone who is very
close to a friend of mine...

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having an affair.

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I saw him on a date
with a woman...

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who was obviously his mistress.

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Stanley Walker, you cheating
piece of old man flap!

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What happened to this guy Matt
you keep talking about?

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00:00:02: What are you doing?
00:00:04: Hanging out.
00:00:05: Come over.
00:00:06: Will, I can't.
00:00:08: Come on, Grace. You know you want to.
00:00:10: Of course I want to, but--
00:00:12: It's going to be a good one. I can feel it.
00:00:15: It's always good. Still--
00:00:17: You're not going to come over, you want me to, uh... talk you through it?
00:00:24: It's tempting, but I think I'll watch ER here.
00:00:29: Another night alone with my clicker.
00:00:31: Oh, is that what the kids are calling it? So, I went back to the sale today.
00:00:35: Yeah. Did you get that black, flowy thing?
00:00:37: No, you were right. It's too "Stevie Nicks: The Heavy Years."
00:00:42: Er

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Muy bien, ¿qué te parece esto?

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¿Qué te parece este atuendo?

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- Está bien.
- "Bien" significa horrible.

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- Es bueno.
- Bueno significa "bien".

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Pues si bueno significa bien,
y bien significa horrible...

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...¿eso no implica que bueno
significa horrible?

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Es la entrevista más importante
de mi carrera...

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...y tú haces juegos de pala

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Melanie Weaver is getting married?
I went to college with her.

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What does it mean when
lesbians are getting married before me?

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- Look at that. I'm five for five.
- What's that?

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It's this test.
the five pillars of happiness.

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Supposed to determine
the level of contentment in your life.

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And it comes with a lotion sample.
so you know it's scientific.

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I can't believe you w

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Okay. this is the last one.

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I still don't get why you
didn't just hire moving guys.

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I think we did fine on our own.

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I know but...
moving guys are hot.

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Firemen are hot.
You want me to set something on fire?

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- So. do we like my new apartment?
- We do.

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You're gonna love it here. I don't think
it smells anything like cat pee.

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Why are y

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Oh, I forgot to tell you. Remember
that ultra-hip club, the Atom Bar?

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I'm not revealing my sources

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but apparently it is
re-opening this Friday.

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Hello, "Day-Old News?"

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Yeah, I'd like to cancel
Will Truman's subscription.

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Yeah. he's going to be giving
his business to "Behind the Times."

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Ok. Ok, ok. Ok.
I love you, too.

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You knew...
W

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I'm kinda in a playful mood.
Let's go to the batting cages tonight.

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As much as I'd love to play a rousing game
of "guess who's wearing a cup," I can't.

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I'm busy. I gotta break it off with Paul.

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You two are still dating each other?

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God, you both have
such bad taste.

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He's so needy and desperate

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He's always telling me
how gorgeous I am.

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Yes. Intel is up 2.5 points.

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Yes! My gym just got trampolines.

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Last night. when Mitch and I were
celebrating our half-week-aversary...

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Stan caught us doing a little
somethin'-somethin' on his Viking oven.

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Ooh.
Sort of "homo on the range."

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He was so shocked. I thought
he was gonna have a heart attack.

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What-- what 'd he say?

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"Excuse m

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Will, ¿estás dormido?

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Lo siento,
¿te desperté?

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Está bien,
igual debía levantarme...

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...porque había alguien gritando "Will"
en la puerta de mi cuarto.

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Lo siento mucho, es que...
no podía dormir.

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Mañana tengo una presentación y...

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Ahora que te desperté,
te ves cansado.

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- Vuelve a dormir.
- Ven aquí.

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- ¿Vamos a almorzar?
- No puedo.

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- ¿Qué tal cenar?
- Tampoco.

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¿Qué tal si te despierto a las 3:00AM
con calamares?

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Puedo, pero no lo haré.

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Grace, has estado trabajando
siete días a la semana.

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Llevo siglos sin verte.

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Los niños no recuerdan qué aspecto
tienes.

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Diles que me parezco a
Rita Hayworth de joven.

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Last cards.
Down and dirty.

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- Pair of queens starts.
- That would be us!

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That was funny the first 15 times you did it,
but now you're just slowing down the game.

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Sounds like we've got
a bitter straight at the table.

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So tell me, Rob...

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How was the traffic
coming over here?

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Not too bad.

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You just gave away your hand, my friend.

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What?

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What? Tell me. Is it bad?

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It's good?

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Very good?

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Sex?

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Oh, please, God, tell me you've lost the power of speech.

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No.

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What is the best thing that could ever possibly happen?

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World peace?

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Better.

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I got a job at Barney's!

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So, Larry,

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I have no problem with you borrowing this,
but you've just gotta understand it means a lot to me.

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It belonged to my Aunt Tillie until she lost her sight.

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That's so sad.

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Not really. That's why I was able
to sneak it out of her house.

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Anyway, a few ground rules.
Never wash it with soap. You don't need it.

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Don't use a steel brush on it.
It'll ruin the finis

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Buenos días.

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Hola.

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¿Preparas comida en un wok?
Son las 8:00AM.

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¿Qué comeremos?
¿Cereal de trigo hunan?

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¿Qué fue eso?

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Una risa.

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Pantalones de pijama y chaqueta
Armani.

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¿Buscas el look Frances Farmer?

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Sí, debo haberme olvidado
de ponerme la falda.

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¿Qu

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What do you think of this?
What do you think of this outfit?

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- It's fine.
- Fine means crap.

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- It's good.
- Good means fine.

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Well. if good means fine
and fine means crap.

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doesn't that mean that
good means crap?

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The most important
interview of my career

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and you're doing a little
word puzzlies?

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( sighs )
I'm changing.

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Morning, camper.

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Everybody ready to go on a little day trip?

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I brought my fanny pack, which I will hold as a clutch...

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So as not to obscure...

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My dynamite fanny.

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Jack, we're going to visit Stanley Walker in prison.

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We're not going to Swishy Pete's Camp for Feminine Boys.

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Do not lecture me.

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I have a l

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Muy bien, es la última.

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Sigo sin entender por qué
no contrataste mudadores.

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Creo que lo hicimos bien solos.

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Lo sé, pero...
los mudadores son apuestos.

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Los bomberos son apuestos.
¿Quieres que incendie algo?

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- ¿Te gusta mi nuevo apartamento?
- Sí.

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Te encantará,
no creo que huela a pis de gato.

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¿Por qué eres así?

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"Retrato Intimo de
Molly Ringwald".

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¿Y nos detenemos porque...?

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Sólo para absorber
la sorpresa.

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Es oficial, se les acabaron
las personas íntimas.

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Sí.

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Miren esto.

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Avísale a la gente
antes de hacer eso.

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Dios mío.
Eso me recuerda que...

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...se nos acabó la ricota.

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Will! Open the door! Will!

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What's going on?

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It better be a fire.
With really cute firemen.

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Will, hurry up!

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I'm Will by the way.

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Mipanko.

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And why wouldn't you be?

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Aah!

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Someone just tried to break into my apartment!

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I was sleeping, and I heard the door jiggle,
an

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Will...

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tu ne vas pas croire
ce qui vient d'arriver.

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- T'es en train de regarder ça?
- J'ai jamais vu "The Usual Suspects."

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Ils vont bientôt révéler
qui est Keyser Soze.

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C'est Kevin Spacey.
Ok.

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Ecoute, après
l'époustouflant succès de...

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On m'a demandé de jouer le 1er rôle

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dans une vidéo de formation du personnel

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Stop.

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What?

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We said we were gonna go easy on the butter and the cheese,
and look at us. Look what we're doing.

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You're right. This is too much.
We should blot.

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The most amazing thing is happening in my apartment right now.

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Somebody actually stayed till the morning?

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Show me hateful!

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My son Elliot is on the phone asking a girl out
fo

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- Hola.
- Hola.

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- Dame un poco.
- No, Grace.

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Es repugnante.

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- ¿Qué es?
- Licuado de frutas.

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¿Qué fruta es gris?

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Peras.

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¿Qué?

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Ay, por...

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¿Mondo Fuel?

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Tratas de ganar masa muscular.

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No, es un suplemento dietético.

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You know, you're only gonna make
the Dirt Devil jealous.

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It's more vacuum action
than you've gotten lately.

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Yeah, well, it's only 'cause you hide
all the good attachments.

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Oh, look! your mom's
monthly newsletter.

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Amazing. My mother's still
afraid of call waiting

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but she can put together a monthly
mailing with three colors

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and a Yiddish word jumble.

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Alors, quand est-ce que
ton amant est censé arriver ?

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C'est pas mon amant, juste un rencard.

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Et as-tu rencontré cet amour
sur le chemin des amoureux?

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Ou bien vous vous êtes tapés dans l'oeil

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à la boutique de l'amour

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pendant que vous vous achetiez
des lettres d'amour?

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J'ai oublié de te dire que

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ta mère a téléphoné
et a lai

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Libro.

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Cuatro palabras.

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Toda la idea.

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- "Adiós a las Armas".
- Sí.

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Película.

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Tres palabras.
Todo.

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- "El Juego de las Lágrimas".
- Sí.

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Dominamos.

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Muy bien, su turno.

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- Nos llevan mucha ventaja.
- Sí, quizá debamos, ya saben...

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Hang on! Hang on.

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Will, when you came out of the closet, you weren't
supposed to take all of your clothes with you.

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Help me!

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What are you dressed for? Open-heart surgery?

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Will, admit it. If you were straight,
you'd be all over me.

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Grace, if I was straight,
you'd be getting the dry cleaning.

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- So, your, uh...total comes to 41 bucks.
- Oh, thanks. I'll get ya next time.

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Cámbiame.

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Espera un segundo.

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¿Qué problema hay?

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Mi horóscopo dice que no debo
apresurarme a hacer cambios.

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Dame eso.

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Feliz Noche de Brujas.

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Escuchen. Dilema.

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Donald y yo íbamos a ir al desfile
esta noche.

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Teníamos planeado algo bíblico.

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�bamos a ir como

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¿Qué te parece esto?
¿Demasiado bonito?

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Para nada.

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Yo... sólo me preocupa
que el grupo...

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...de piratas franceses a quienes
se lo robaste...

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...vayan a atacar nuestro hogar
con fuego de cañón.

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Will, ¿no conoces el viejo adagio?

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Los hombres que usaron sandalias
plásticas no deben arrojar piedras.

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Touché.

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Pero Josh es estupendo,
sabes...

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...es dulce, tierno,
muy sintonizado con mi cuerpo...

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...y le gusta demasiado el beso suave
en la frente.

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Es como si me besara mi abuela...

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...salvo que Josh no tiene bigote.

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Pero sigue siendo una B sólida,
una B+.

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¿Cómo sellan estas cosas,
con epoxy de alto grado?

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Las galletas deberían ser
fá

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Reconsidéralo, Barry.

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O estas conversaciones
se pondrán feas.

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Hola, cariño.
Qué bien, trajiste el almuerzo.

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Me encanta el atuendo,
muy Audrey Hepburn.

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Estupendo, quieres decir
que tengo cuello de cisne...

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...y el pecho de un muchacho de
12 años.

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Así se saca un insulto
de las fauces de un cumplido.

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- Es un don.
- ¿Qué almo

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Well, hello,
Miss Crept-in-at-3:00-A.M.-slept-in-her-dress.

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Somebody obviously
ended the evening with a bang.

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No, just a little French kissing.

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Oh, what? With that guy
who kept going around the party...

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saying, "it's all good."

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No. He bugged the crap out of me.

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