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Go grab that bag of mistletoe, ok, honey?
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Come on, Maxwell. Just pick a tree.
It's freezing out here.
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It's not so simple.
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This tree's got to fall within certain parameters.
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Parameters?
- Height, circumference, color, density of foliage.
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Look at this diagram.
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You know how Isabel gets this time of year.
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The Christmas Nazi,
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driving everyone insane
while trying to have
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