Rezultatele cautarii de subtitrari pentru Two And A Half

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Previously on "Two and a half Men"

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I'm asking you to marry me.

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We might as well
just go to Vegas and elope.

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If we're gonna have a family we'll need
to turn the second bedroom into a nursery.

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But.. that's where Jake stays.

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Yeah, but once Alan moves out, then Jake
won't be staying here anymore, right?

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- Alan is moving out?
- Of course he is...

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- Hey, after the kid goes back to his mother
you wanna go out and grab some dinner?

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- I can't go out to dinner, Charlie.
- Why not? You got a date...

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...I said knowing the aswer
but asking anyway just to be polite...

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"No I don't have a date,"
he replied all the while thinking:

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"Bite me you boozed bufoon"

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- So why can't you go?
- Are you kidding?

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I'm paying alimony to

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Din episoadele anterioare.

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�þi cer sã te mãriþi cu mine.

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Aºa bine m-aº putea duce
la Las Vegas ºi la revedere.

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Dacã vom întemeia o familie trebuie sã
modificãm dormitorul în camerã pentru copil.

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Dar, dar.. Acolo doarme Jake.

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Da, dar odatã ce Alan se va mutã,
atunci Jake nu va mai sta aici, nu ?

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- Alan se mutã ?
- Sigur cã da...

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Am avut un vis tare
azi-noapte.

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Pe bune?
Da.

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Am visat ca eram incuiat
intr-o casa facuta din gogosi

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si a trebuit sa-mi mananc
calea de iesit afara.

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Interesant.

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Am avut un vis asemanator,
doar ca fara casa si fara gogosi.

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Neata.

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Neata.
Neata.

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Deci, uh...

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cum ati dormit?

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Unchiul Charlie s

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What do you think?

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Nice...

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beat.

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Oh,oh,my goodness!

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Quite a mouth on this fella.

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Guess that's why they're not
called Bucket of Bunnies,huh?

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Who's he listening to?

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Bucket of Hate.

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Vrei sã asculþi o trupã miºto?

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- Sigur cã da.
- Se numeºsc "Bucket of Hate"

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Ce pãrere ai?

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Interesant...

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ritm.

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Doamne Dumnezeule!

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Ce gurã are tipul ãsta!

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Cred cã tocmai d-aia nu se numeºsc
Bucket of Bunnies (Gãleata cu iepuraºi).

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- Ce ascultã acolo?
- "Bucket of Hate".

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Sunt buni, îmi amintesc de trupa
WHO (cum),

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<i>Dacã ai gândaci</i>

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<i>Dacã ai furnici</i>

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<i>Dacã ai gândaci ºi muºte ºi melci
ºi fiinþe care se târãsc</i>

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Suntem aici !

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- Mamã, vino sã vezi camera !
- Vin imediat, dragã !

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- Hei, unchiule Charlie.
- Bunã, micuþule.

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Bunã, Charlie.

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Salut, Judith. Ce faci aici ?

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Dacã chiar v

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Muy bien. Cuidado al pisar.

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No me siento la cara, Charlie.

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Te acaban de sacar
dos muelas del juicio.

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Cuidado con las babas.

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Mira.

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- Qué mujer tan sexy.
- No me digas que eso te excita.

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- ¿Qué tal?
- Hola.

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Charlie, aléjate.

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Tranquilo. Esto parece interesante.

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Am o întrebare.

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Da?

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Cât de deºtept trebuie sã fii
pentru a face sex?

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De fapt...

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Pot sã... ?

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Dar eu....

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Haide.

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De ce întrebi ?

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Prietenul mamei e un doctor.

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ªi ?

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ªi se spune cã doctorii sunt deºtepþi nu ?

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Nu cât de deºtepþi se cred ei
a fi, d

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Look,don't worry.

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You'll grow into it.

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Just once I'd like to
get clothes that fit now.

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Yeah,well,quit going through
puberty and we'll talk about it.

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Quit being so cheap,and
we'll talk about it.

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Hey,hey,watch your mouth.

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Hard to punish him
for telling the truth.

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Oh,yeah?

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Wait till he tries on the
underwear I bought him.

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What's