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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 2, 9, 7, fps, 12, hey, i, can, pee, outside, in, the, dark,
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Hey, Judith.
Ia te uita la rock star!
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Esti pregatit pentru un
weekend distractiv?
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- Lasa-ma in pace.
- Muzicienii...
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- Alan, copilul ala ma innebuneste!
- Ca tatal asa si fiul.
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- Serios, asa de rau?
- A fost posomarat si necooperativ zile intregi.
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- Cred ca ar trebui sa il vada cineva.
- Adica sa mearga la un psihiatru?
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Nu, la un fierar.
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 4x0, 4, pot, smoking, monkey,
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Kandi, Kandi, listen to me.
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Our divorce does not
have to be adversarial.
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I bet she won't know that word.
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No, no, not "Ads for cereal".
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-Told 'ya.
-Do you know it?
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That wasn't the bet.
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Oh, come on, you're being very unfair.
I love Chester as much as you do.
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Oh really?
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Oh, then maybe you could expla
Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 2003, s0, 1, ep0, 9, 2, 97, 6, fps, 01x0, phase, one, complete,
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- Charlie !
- Haide ...
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Mã gâdilã !
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- Unchiule Charlie ?
- Nu acum, Jake.
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Tocmai am auzit la TV melodia
Fudge Nuggets pe care ai scris-o.
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Grozav.
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Minunat.
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- Jake, nu sunt singur.
- Nu se poate.
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Ba se poate.
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- Cine e ?
- O prietenã.
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- E o fatã ?
- Stai
Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 1, cd, uk, s05e0, 4, city, of, great, racks, ukr, s05e04,
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 2, 9, 7, fps, s03e09, xor,
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Jake !
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Da ?
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Te rogi ?
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Nu e nimic, nu sunt la ºcoalã..
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Poþi sã te rogi.
Pentru ce faci rugãciunea?
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Am luni un test la matematicã.
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Deci te rogi pentru o notã
mai bunã la test ?
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Nu, nu funcþioneazã
în cazul ãsta.
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Mã rog ca sã se îmbolnãveascã
profesoara.
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 03x0, 1, weekend, in, bangkok, with, olympic, gymnasts,
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Entiendo que sea una chica adorable, mama
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Pero yo tengo estrictas reglas
sobre las citas a ciegas
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SÃ, sé que no soy un dios
para las mujeres, pero... aun asÃ.. .
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Vamos!, Como sabes que ella
puede chupar a través de una manguera
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No interesa.
Reglas son reglas.
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Ok. Chau.
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Sabes, mientras aplaudo
tus reglas de encuentros a ciegas
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 2, 9, 7, fps, web, www, allsubs, org, z, arhiva, 25, k, subtitrari, aranjate, parsate, ro,
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Kandi, Kandi, asculta-ma.
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Divortul nostru nu trebuie
sa fie deficitar.
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Pariez ca nu stie
cuvantul asta.
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Nu, nu "adaugare la cereale."
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Ti-am spus eu.
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Tu stii?
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Nu asta a fost pariul.
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Oh, haide.
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Esti foarte nedreapta.
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Il iubesc pe Chester
la fel de mult ca si ti
Subtitles for two and a half men
3, 4, two, and, a, half, men3, 2003, tvrip, 2, 5, fps, 1, cd, tr, divxforever, men, 03x1, something, salted, twisted,
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Tv-rip : sansliadam
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-Burada fiyatlar da bayaðý yüksekmiþ.
-Bir konuda anlaþalým.
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Bu gece hesabý ben ödüyorum.
-Pekala.
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Bu benim kutlamam.
Sizi ben davet ettim.
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-Ãyle olsun.
-Yani hesaba atlayayým deme.
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Hesaba dokunmam bile.
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Tabii eðer bahþiþi sen býrakmak
istiyorsan o ayrý.
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Bunu yapabilirim.
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 4x0, 6, apologies, for, the, frivolity,
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Here we are.
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Be it ever so humble.
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Wow, this is some house.
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If you ever decide to sell,
I want the listing.
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Well, you'd have to kill
my mom for it, so...
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sure.
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Can I make you a drink?
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Charlie, we both know
I'm gonna sleep with you.
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You don't have
to liquor me up.
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 4x0, 3, the, sea, is, harsh, mistress,
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Yo, dude!
What up?
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Just follow my lead.
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Oh... This is awesome.
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Just a little surf shack,
where I keep my board, beer and brother.
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How are they breaking today, broheim?
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How are what breaking?
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Dude smokes way too much weed.
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The waves, Poindexter!
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Oh, the waves, the uh...
the waves are...
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 4x0, 7, repeated, blows, to, his, unformed, head,
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Hello?
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Hold on.
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Are you in for Suzanne?
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I kinda have to be.
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You didn't put your hand
over the phone.
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Oh, right.
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Sorry, he's not here.
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Gimme, gimme.
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Sorry about that.
My brother's kid.
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Yeah, dumb as a stump.
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(doorbell rings)
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I just wanna be clear that I'm here
is a last resort.
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I understand.
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I don't have a lot of faith
in psychiatry as a science.
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I think some of the drugs
you're pushing are interesting.
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And I'm all for messing around
with brain chemistry.
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I mean, that's all I got
from high school.
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But, in my experience,
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popping pills doesn't relieve
s
Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 1, cd, english, s05e0, 6, 72, p, x26, 4, ctu, s05e06,
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***
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***
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***
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What do you think?
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Nice...
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beat.
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Oh,oh,my goodness!
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Quite a mouth on this fella.
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Guess that's why they're not
called Bucket of Bunnies,huh?
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Who's he listening to?
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Bucket of Hate.
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 1, cd, english, subtitlesource, 2008, s03e1, 4, lol, s03e14,
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This is such a beautiful sunset.
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Thanks.
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"Thanks"?
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You're taking credit for the sunset?
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Well, no, not-not-not the sunset, per se,
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but I did buy a very expensive house
on the beach
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so we can stand here and
watch the sunset, so...
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thanks.
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The fancy beach house
works with a lot of women, doesn't it?
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Hon
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Alô?
Só um pouco.
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Está em casa para a Suzanne?
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Agora eu tenho que estar.
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Você não pôs a mão
para tampar o telefone!
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Oh, é mesmo.
Me desculpe ele não está aqui.
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Me dá aqui.
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Me desculpe sobre isso,
meu irmão tem um filho.
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à mesmo.
Burro como uma pedra.
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Oi.
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So you understand the situation?
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I think so...
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Now that we're not married anymore, you want to sell my condo.
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No, No...It's our condo. I got it for us.
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Not the smartest thing I ever did, but...
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My real estate advisor was my penis.
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Is that what they mean when they say 'The markets gone soft'?
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I don't think so.
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Pourquoi tu dois partir?
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Charlie,
je dois rentrer chez moi.
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Je dois donner à manger à mon chat.
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Je dois donner à manger à mon poisson.
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Ca fait trois jours qu'on est
au lit.
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Je crois que le chat a mangé, et ce qui reste
du poisson est dans la litière du chat.
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Eh bien, j'ai aussi un travail
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Appelle pour dire que t'es malade.
Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 2, 5, fps, s01d0, 4, nordic, pal, dvdr, saints,
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Bine, ce zici de asta ?
Dacã îl laºi la mine pe Jake de Paºte...
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...îl poþi þine la tine de Ziua
Independenþei ºi Ziua Munci.
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Nu. Nu e bine pentru mine.
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Dar dacã þi-l las în toate
sãrbãtorile evreieºti ?
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De când suntem noi evrei, Alan ?
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Sunt tot sãrbãtori.
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Fratele tãu e un ticãlos.
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De ce se ceartã acum ?
9
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, men, and, a, girl, 1912, 1, cd, english, half, s04e2, xor, vo, s04e20,
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you and judith were meant for each other.
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What could possibly come between you?
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My sister.
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You got a sister?
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You know what,herb?Judith can relax.
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I'm going to check into a hotel.
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Myra,no,you don't have to do that.
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Yes,she does.
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Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait-- you don't have to stay at a hotel.
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 20, 5, 2003, s02e0, bad, news, from, the, clinic, saints, s02e05,
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- ¿Tienes deberes para el fin de semana?
- Algunos.
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¿Por qué no los empiezas hoy?
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Si hoy es viernes.
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Pero si adelantas estarás más libre.
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Ya estoy libre.
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Hola. ¿Qué hacen esta noche?
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- Jake hará los deberes.
- ¿Por qué?
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Solo es viernes.
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Te diré algo sobre tu tÃo Charlie.
10
00:00:26
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two, and, a, half, men, 2003, tv, series, 1, ro,
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- Salut, ce faci ?
- Ãmi aleg o cãmaºã.
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Asta aratã bine.
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- Ãþi place ?
- Da.
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Atunci, nu.
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Bine.
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Mã întrebam dacã þi-ai fãcut planuri
pentru Ziua Recunoºtinþei.
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- Alan, nu-mi fac planuri aºa îndepãrtate.
- E chiar joia asta.
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Nu mai spune.
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Nu am trecut deja prin faza cu dovleacul...
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Ajutã-mã doctore.
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Trebuie sã ºtiu când a murit.
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Ãmi pare rãu, locotente, dar nu pot sã-þi dau
o "datã oficialã"
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Pânã nu termin cu ea.
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Dar bazându-ne pe lividitatea hipostatica ºi gradul de rigoare,
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Aº aprecia cã majoreta noastrã a fost
perforatã în preajma pauzei.
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Adevãraþi? Adevãraþi.
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Altceva?
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Agresor de mânã stângã, a folosit o sabie c
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Am avut un vis tare
azi-noapte.
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Pe bune?
Da.
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Am visat ca eram incuiat
intr-o casa facuta din gogosi
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si a trebuit sa-mi mananc
calea de iesit afara.
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Interesant.
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Am avut un vis asemanator,
doar ca fara casa si fara gogosi.
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Neata.
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Neata.
Neata.
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Deci, uh...
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cum ati dormit?
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Unchiul Charlie s
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two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 1, cd, english, s05e04, xor,
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thank u for a lovely dinner
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you're welcome
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good night
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wait wait, wait.
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are you sure you don't want me to tuck you in?
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i don't need to be tucked, charlie.
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oh, come on,
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everybody need a good tucking once in a while.
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well, then go tuck yourself.
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i guess i'll have to
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two, and, a, half, men, 31, 2, that, special, tug,
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Solo quiero dejar en claro que estar aquÃ
es mi último recurso.
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Entiendo.
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No tengo mucha fe en psiquiatria
como ciencia.
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Pienso que algunas de las drogas
que esta recetando son interesantes.
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Y soy todo un desastre con
la quÃmica del cerebro.
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Quiero decir, eso es todo lo que
conseguà de la escuela secundaria.
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Pero, en mi experiencia,
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 03x0, 3, carpet, burns, bite, mark,
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¿PodrÃas dejar de hacer eso?
2
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Tengo un pedazo
de roseta en los dientes.
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-Entonces, cepÃllate.
-Ya lo hice esta mañana.
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-Usa hilo dental.
-¡Qué asqueroso!
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Espera. Lo tengo.
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No, es pollo.
7
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¿Cuándo comimos pollo?
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No te cepillaste
en la mañana, ¿no?
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Aquà entre tu y yo,
perdà mi cepillo hac
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two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 1, cd, english, s05e0, 9, 72, p, x26, 4, ctu, s05e09,
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I'd like to propose a toast
to my beautiful bride-to-be.
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Darling, I never thought
I'd find love again.
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I not only found it, but i
found the love of my life.
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To evelyn.
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***
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That poor, clueless bastard.
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Like watching a dog
stick his face in a fan.
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You don't do that more than once.
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I am the lucky on
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porque tienes que irte?
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charly tengo que ir a casa para alimentar a mi gato
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alimentar a mi pez
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hemos estado en cama por tres dias
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creo que el gato se aliimento del pez cuando se durmio
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de todas formas tengo que ir al trabajo
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llama y di que estas enferma
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eso lo hice ayer
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ok, llama en la mañana
10
Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 1, cd, portuguese, pt, 50, 8, caph,
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Wake up!Wake up!Wake up!
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I'm sorry,mom.I love you!
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-What?
-What?
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There's something you gotta see.
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It has to be better than my dream.
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Wake up!Wake up!Wake up!
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It's dad's magazine!
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-What?
-What?
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There's something you gotta see.
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I was already seeing
everything I
Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 32, 3, arguments, for, the, quickie,
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Bueno dias
- Bueno dias
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Hey que onda?
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Oh parala
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Hey devuelveme mi gorra
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Esto no es una gorra
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Es una wea que la abuela regalo para navidad
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Charly, vamos solo esta tratando de buscar su estilo
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Palabra..
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Palabra..
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Tiene un reno bordado en el
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Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 1, cd, portuguese, br, pb, s05e0, xor, s05e03,
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N?o, eu achei que voc? ficou sexy.
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Eu fa?o, voc? tem que me
lembra de limpar para o lanche.
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Ei, Jake, o que voc?
acha de eu e voc? sair...
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Ok, agora eu tenho
uma pergunta para voc?.
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Se eu precisasse de um pulm?o,
e o seu pai tamb?m precisasse,
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para quem voc? daria o pulm?o?
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Bom, agora eu n?o tenho
que pensar sobre isto.
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Jake, eu es
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two, and, a, half, men, 20, 3, 2003, s02e0, bag, full, of, jawea, ws, saints, s02e03,
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No sé lo que hizo, Charlie.
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La profesora solo
me ha dicho que venga.
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00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,467
Que conste que si el chico estaba
organizando una partida de blackjack...
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00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:11,552
...bajo las gradas,
no ha sacado la idea de mÃ.
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¿Qué? He dicho que no.
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Puedo asegurarle que todo eso
no lo ha aprendido de mÃ.
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Quizá deberÃa esperar fuera.
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Un momento.
¿Qué hace él
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two, and, a, half, men, 30, 5, we, called, it, mr, pinky, tcm,
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porque tienes que irte?
2
00:00:02,032 --> 00:00:04,875
charly tengo que ir a casa para alimentar a mi gato
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00:00:04,876 --> 00:00:06,158
alimentar a mi pez
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00:00:06,159 --> 00:00:07,159
hemos estado en cama por tres dias
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00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:10,863
creo que el gato se aliimento del pez cuando se durmio
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de todas formas tengo que ir al trabajo
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llama y di que estas enferma
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eso lo hice ayer
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ok, llama en la mañana
10
Subtitles for two and a half men
two, and, a, half, men, 10, 9, 2003, s01e09, phase, oneplete, tvep,
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- Charlie.
- Vamos.
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¡Me haces cosquillas!
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- ¿TÃo Charlie?
- Ahora no, Jake.
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Acabo de oÃr tu canción
de los Fudge Nuggets en TV.
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00:00:12,917 --> 00:00:13,952
Estupendo.
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Estupendo.
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- Jake, no estoy solo.
- No fastidies.
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SÃ.
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- ¿Quién está contigo?
- Una amistad.
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- ¿Es una chica?
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Bonitos precios de lujo aquÃ.
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SÃ, bien, estamos bien claros,
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Estoy escogiendo encima de la
lengüeta esta noche.
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Ok.
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Ãsta es mi celebración. Yo te invité.
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Bien.
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Asi que no vayas agarrando el cheque
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No tocaré el cheque.
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Quiero decir, si que si quieres dejar
la propina eso estarÃa bien.
1
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two, and, a, half, men, 11, 2003, s01e10, merry, thanksgiving, tvep,
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- Hola, ¿qué haces?
- Escoger una camisa.
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Ãsa está bien.
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- ¿Te gusta?
- SÃ.
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Entonces, no.
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Bien.
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Escucha, me estaba preguntando,
¿tienes planes para Acción de Gracias?
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- Alan, no hago planes con tanto tiempo.
- Es este jueves.
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No me digas.
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¿No acabamos de pasar
todo eso de la calabaza...
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¿PodrÃas dejar de hacer eso?
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00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,025
Tengo un pedazo
de roseta en los dientes.
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00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:27,736
-Entonces, cepÃllate.
-Ya lo hice esta mañana.
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-Usa hilo dental.
-¡Qué asqueroso!
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Espera. Lo tengo.
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00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,703
No, es pollo.
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00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,040
¿Cuándo comimos pollo?
8
00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,960
No te cepillaste
en la mañana, ¿no?
9
00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,296
Aquà entre tu y yo,
perdà mi cepillo hac
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two, and, a, half, men, 3x0, 5, we, called, it, mr, pinky,
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¿Porque tienes que irte?
2
00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:05,839
Debo darle comida
a mi gato y al pez.
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00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:07,799
Llevas tres dÃas aquÃ.
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00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:10,761
DirÃa que el gato ya comió
y el pez ya no está.
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00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,680
Debo ir a trabajar.
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-DÃ que estas enferma.
-Eso dije ayer.
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00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:18,727
Di que estas cachonda.
Te daré una nota.
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00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,230
Ojala pudiera.
Me gusta jugar contigo.
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A mi tambien.
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two, and, a, half, men, 2003, 1, cd, portuguese, br, pb, s04e21, xor,
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Isso ? t?o verdadeiro,
sei o que quer dizer.
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00:00:04,670 --> 00:00:06,365
Ag?ente a?, vou
buscar um cinzeiro.
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00:00:06,766 --> 00:00:08,301
- Oi, Charlie!
- Oi!
4
00:00:08,702 --> 00:00:09,553
O que est? acontecendo?
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00:00:09,954 --> 00:00:12,838
H? um/a colega aqui do meu grupo
de apoio a m?es e pais solteiros.
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00:00:13,532 --> 00:00:16,283
M?es desgarradas, tenho que
dar uma olhada neste grupo.
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- Mas voc? n?o tem filho.
- S?o muito r?gidos nisso?
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No parque, basta levar uma col
or via
