Търси резултатите за филмови субтитри за : Two And A Half Men

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Previously on "Two and a half Men"

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I'm asking you to marry me.

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We might as well
just go to Vegas and elope.

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If we're gonna have a family we'll need
to turn the second bedroom into a nursery.

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But.. that's where Jake stays.

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Yeah, but once Alan moves out, then Jake
won't be staying here anymore, right?

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- Alan is moving out?
- Of course he is...

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- Hey, after the kid goes back to his mother
you wanna go out and grab some dinner?

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- I can't go out to dinner, Charlie.
- Why not? You got a date...

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...I said knowing the aswer
but asking anyway just to be polite...

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"No I don't have a date,"
he replied all the while thinking:

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"Bite me you boozed bufoon"

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- So why can't you go?
- Are you kidding?

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I'm paying alimony to

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Din episoadele anterioare.

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�þi cer sã te mãriþi cu mine.

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Aºa bine m-aº putea duce
la Las Vegas ºi la revedere.

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Dacã vom întemeia o familie trebuie sã
modificãm dormitorul în camerã pentru copil.

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Dar, dar.. Acolo doarme Jake.

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Da, dar odatã ce Alan se va mutã,
atunci Jake nu va mai sta aici, nu ?

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- Alan se mutã ?
- Sigur cã da...

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- No quiero ir al campamento de verano.
- ¿Bromeas?

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Lo pasarás genial. Mira éste.

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Un campamento de verano
con programación de teatro.

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Ethernet por el día,
No, no, Nanette por la noche.

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No quiero ir al campamento.

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Si el niño no quiere ir, no le obligues.

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- Sí.
- Tiene 10 años, ya puede trabajar.

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¿Qué?

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Look,don't worry.

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You'll grow into it.

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Just once I'd like to
get clothes that fit now.

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Yeah,well,quit going through
puberty and we'll talk about it.

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Quit being so cheap,and
we'll talk about it.

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Hey,hey,watch your mouth.

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Hard to punish him
for telling the truth.

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Oh,yeah?

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Wait till he tries on the

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Vrei sã asculþi o trupã miºto?

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- Sigur cã da.
- Se numeºsc "Bucket of Hate"

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Ce pãrere ai?

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Interesant...

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ritm.

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Doamne Dumnezeule!

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Ce gurã are tipul ãsta!

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Cred cã tocmai d-aia nu se numeºsc
Bucket of Bunnies (Gãleata cu iepuraºi).

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- Ce ascultã acolo?
- "Bucket of Hate".

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Sunt buni, îmi amintesc de trupa
WHO (cum),

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Alan, I forgot my toothbrush.
Can I use yours?

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Oh, dear Lord, no.

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Do you have any idea how many bacteria

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can be transferred
from mouth to mouth on a toothbrush?

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I don't know. How many?

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Okay, I-I-I don't know
the actual amount...

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Then why'd you bring it up?

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Poor judgment.

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The point is,
sharing the

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Isso ? t?o verdadeiro,
sei o que quer dizer.

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Ag?ente a?, vou
buscar um cinzeiro.

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- Oi, Charlie!
- Oi!

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O que est? acontecendo?

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H? um/a colega aqui do meu grupo
de apoio a m?es e pais solteiros.

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M?es desgarradas, tenho que
dar uma olhada neste grupo.

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- Mas voc? n?o tem filho.
- S?o muito r?gidos nisso?

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No parque, basta levar uma col

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- Hola.
- Hola, tío Charlie.

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¿Cómo fue el partido?

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La liga de béisbol de los músicos
es una broma.

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Tipos tratando de alcanzar algo
que no está allí.

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Gente vomitando
por una pelota fácil de doble jugada.

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¿Y por qué vas?

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Hay barra libre, y me dejan ser pitcher.

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Tengo que vestirme.

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Iba a t

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Muy bien. Cuidado al pisar.

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No me siento la cara, Charlie.

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Te acaban de sacar
dos muelas del juicio.

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Cuidado con las babas.

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Mira.

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- Qué mujer tan sexy.
- No me digas que eso te excita.

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- ¿Qué tal?
- Hola.

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Charlie, aléjate.

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Tranquilo. Esto parece interesante.

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