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I love this town.
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It's a joke.
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I love jokes.
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For that matter...
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my life's a joke.
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Did you hear the one about
the rabbi, the producer,
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and the studio executive
who walk into a bar?
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? Opera?
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- Uncle Charlie!
Hi, it's me, Lionel!
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I just got here now!
I took the bus!
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- This is a bad time, Lion