Search Movie Subtitles results for The Office 2005 1 Cd English En Us S04e0 2 Dunder

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Hey, I got you one.
- Hey.

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Oh, wow, thank you. I was gonna grab
some chips, you want some?

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No, thanks.
We're still having lunch today, right?

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I guess.

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How dare you?

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Hey, Toby?

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What's this?

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I just wanna remind everyone
about the company rules involving PDA,

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or public displays of affection.
- Yes.

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Oh, damn. Lost another file.

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Gonna have to reboot again.

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Hey, Dwight, do you want an Altoid?

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What do you think?

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In school, we learned about this scientist

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who trained dogs to salivate
at the sound of a bell

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By feeding them whenever a bell rang

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So, for the past couple weeks

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I??ve been conducting a s

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I'm hungry.

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Mooovie Monday!

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The only cure I know
for the Monday blues is...

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<i>Varsity Blues.</i>

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Let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

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Take a seat down there.
Second from the end.

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All right,
everybody here?

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Yes.

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Popcorn, anyone?

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Yes, please!

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- Hola, te conseguí una.
- Hola.

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Gracias. Iba a sacar
unas patatas fritas. ¿Quieres una?

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No, gracias.
El almuerzo sigue en pie, ¿cierto?

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Eso creo.

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¿Cómo te atreves?

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Oye, Toby.

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¿Qué es esto?

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Quiero recordarles a todos las reglas
de la compañía referentes a las DPA...

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- ...Demonstraciones

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{109}{147}{y:i}So, do you wanna see it or not?
{147}{219}I don't know. It'll be like, |friday night crowd...
{229}{288}Oh my god. |You're like agoraphobic.
{288}{321}- Agoraphobic. |- Yeah!
{321}{352}- Really? |- Yeah!
{356}{434}You would rather sit on your couch |and watch a Phillies game
{434}{486}than go out to a movie with |your awesome girlfriend.
{486}{510}Absolutely correct.
{510}{533}Later, Jim.
{533}{562}Kev, have a good weekend.
{575}{591}Bye
{595}{655}Okay, So, It's what's gonna happen.|You'are gonna suck it up,
{655}{667}Here we go.
{667}{701}- And we're gonna go to dinner,|- Okay
{701}{743}- And then, we're gonna go to the

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What's this?

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That's a demerit.

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Jim Halpert, tardiness.

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- I love it already.
- You've gotta learn, Jim.

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You're 2nd in command,
but that doesn't put you above the law.

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Oh, I understand.

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And I also have lots of questions,
like, what does a demerit mean?

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Let's put it this way.

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- You don't want to rece

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Dunder Mifflin, this is Rolando.

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Oh, yes, she's been expecting your call.

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Yeah.

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Karen?

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- He's on line one.
- Thanks, Ro.

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Hey, we finally connected.
How's Scranton?

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I am the regional manager
of Dunder Mifflin, Utica branch.

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Turns out it's a pretty easy gig
when your boss isn't an idiot

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and your bo

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Yeah, everything!
It's all good! Phyllis.

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- Dancing babies!
- Dancing babies. I love it!

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We are making a commercial
for Dunder Mifflin today.

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Our first ad ever.

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Corporate purchased
some airtime in local markets

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to spread the word
about Dunder Mifflin Infinity,

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and they are even sending up
a professional ad company

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to help us make

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And the same thing goes for
quarterly reports. They're unreadable.

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They're just numbers,
and boring, and black.

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So what I was thinking is that maybe
we should have some sort of graphic.

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Like if we have a bad quarter,
put in a storm cloud.

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And,

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when we have a good quarter...
fireworks.

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Or a race car.

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Doesn't have to be a race car.

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It's kinda blurry.

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That's better.

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Question.

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What kind of bear is best?

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It's a ridiculous question.

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False.
Black bear.

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Well, that's debatable.

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There's basically
2 schools of thought...

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Fact.
Bears eat beets.

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Bears.

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Beets.

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Hey, Ryan.

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Can I get you a pencil
from the warehouse?

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Uh, no thanks.
I'm good.

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Oh, it's okay.
I'm going down.

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Um...

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Absolutely.

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All right,
I'll be right back.

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<i>Whoo!
There you go.</i>

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Awesome!

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Thank you.
You're welcome!

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<i>I have left Dunder-Mifflin
after many record breaking years.

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<i>And I'm officially
on the job market.

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<i>And it's very exciting.

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<i>For your convenience,

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<i>I've broken it down
into three parts:

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professional resume,

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athletic and special skills resume,

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and Dwight Schrute trivia.

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<i>I am ready

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So the figures show improvement
right there, Michael.

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And again...

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I'll call back.

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You never call back.

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Every time Michael's in a meeting,
he makes me come in

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and give him a post-it note
telling him who's on the phone.

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I did it once, and he freaked out.

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He loved it so much.

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The thing is,
he doesn

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Hello, son.

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If you are watching this,

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that means I'm already dead.

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Life is...

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How do you know
it's going to be a boy?

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How... would you stop
interrupting, please?

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Yesterday I was scraping some gunk off
my wall sockets with a metal fork,

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and I gave myself the nastiest shock.

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And when I came to,

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Oh!!!

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She's absolutely adorable!

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He!

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Oh, sorry

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He's dressing color pink

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That's his favorite color

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Oh, that's fun for him

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Fantastic

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Oh, wow, look at that

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- How cute
- Thank you

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Oh, may I...

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Okay, where does it hurt?

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All over.
I...

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don't want to do anything.
I'm dying.

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That's not how it works.

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You have to point
to a specific part of the body.

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Right there.

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"Abdomen."

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- "Menses."
- Maybe.

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"The uterus contracts
after your egg passes through it."

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No

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I really didn't think
I was gonna have a good time but I did.

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I love camping.

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? Anything can happen ?

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Well it wasn't camping.
It was more of a wilderness retreat.

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- Morning.
- Michael.

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Ryan invited some of the branch managers
and Toby into the woods

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for a "get to know you" weekend.

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Michael wasn't invited.

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The Stamford branch is closing.

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And everybody??s just packing off their stuff.

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And, Bernard, made this staple hats.

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<i>That??s the other thing you have to watch out.

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Yo, tuna. I want to talk to you
about the new boss, Michael Scott.

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So, what??s he like?

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Likes, dislikes, favorites sports,
favorite movies, favorite man??s magazine

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You

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Brain teaser.

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I have two coins totaling 15 cents.

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One of them is not a nickel.
What are they?

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A dime and a nickel.

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No, I said one of them is not a nickel--

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But the other one is.

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I've heard that before.

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Okay, a man and his
son get into a car accident.

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They are rushed to the hospital.

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Coat!

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Michael just rented
the devil wears prada.

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He has his netflix
sent here to the office

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and he watches them in pieces

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when things are slow.

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steak!

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Where's my Steak?

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He's a big Meryl Streep fan,

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so I shouldn't be surprised

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that he's identified
with her char

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Can you confirm that
the straps are tight?

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Yes.

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- But this one's a little...
- And now the chains!

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A lot of people think that
magic camp is just for kids.

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And that's why so many other people
in my class were kids.

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Self-fulfilling prophecy

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It's, um, really for anybody

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With a dream,
and a belief in magic.

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All right, let's get started. Um...

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Oh, first off,

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we're supposed to be
pushing cardstock this week

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so... let's push cardstock this week.

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Uh, also? what is this?

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Tape recorder.

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For what?

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For recording.

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Michael is on vacation,

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and he has asked me
to record all

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Jim, could you
come in here, please?

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Hi, Jim.

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Hello.

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<font color=lightblue>I am Harvey, a computer.
Jim sucks.

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- Sorry!
- Zing!

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That's so rude.
I'm sorry, I can't control him.

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Yeah, you can.

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You know what? Get Pam.

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For this?

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Pam!

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Who are you faxing
so early in the morning?

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Kinda hard to explain.

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<i>I don't have a ton of contact
with the Scranton branch,</i>

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but before I left, I took a box
of Dwight's stationery.

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So from time to time,
I send Dwight faxes.

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From himself.

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From the future.

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<i>"Dwight, "At 8:00 A

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Can you confirm that
the straps are tight?

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Yes.

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- But this one's a little...
- And now the chains!

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A lot of people think that
magic camp is just for kids.

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And that's why so many other people
in my class were kids.

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Self-fulfilling prophecy

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It's, um, really for anybody

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With a dream,
and a belief in magic.

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There you go.

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Nice dress, Ryan.

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It's not a dress.
It's a kurta.

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Okay.

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Tonight,one of our most
ethnic coworkers, Kelly,

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has invited us all
to a Diwali celebration

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put on by her community.

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What is Diwali,
you may ask?

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Well, to have Kelly explain it,

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"It's..."

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Good morning Pam.

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Welcome back, Andy.

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Drew.
I'm Drew now.

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Drew...
Sorry.

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Apology not accepted.

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Because it wasn't even necessary,
in the first place.

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Several weeks ago,

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Andy Bernard had an incident.

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But after five weeks
in anger management,

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I'm back.
And I've

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Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore.
I got Jim's, uh, old job.

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Which means, at my ten-year
high school reunion,

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it will not say,
"Ryan Howard is a temp."

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"Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate
at a mid-range paper supply firm."

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That'll show'em.

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You have no idea how
long I've wanted to do that.

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Me too.

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I think we're just drunk.

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No, I'm not

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Oh, hey, Kevin.

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Nice of you to join us.

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<i>Where were you?

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My tire blew out
on the way here, Michael.

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I almost died.

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I went into this skid-

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Pop quiz.

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What?

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- Why is today special day?
- I almost died...

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Today is a special day

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1x03?: Health Care
by belkiss, unfold & Oceane

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Pam?! Pamela,

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Pamelamela Ding Dong?!
Making copies.

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- I'm not making any copies.
- Let's go?!

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Messages, date, lots to do lots to do...

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Information superhighway?!

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- Nothing new...
- Let them unw...

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- There's nothing new.
- That's not what you said earlier.

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Tamam, Jim.
�ç aylýk raporun iyi gözüküyor.

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- Kütüphanede iþler nasýl?
- Sana anlattým. Kapatamýyorum.

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Yani yol göstermesi için
ustana geldin.

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Böyle mi diyorsun çekirge?

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Aslýnda, beni sen çaðýrdýn, ama, evet.

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Tamam. Nasýl yapýldýðýný
göstereyim.

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Ofis müdürünüzle
konuþabilir miyim, lütfen?

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Evet, mer

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2x01?: The Dundies
by Belkiss, Occeanne et Unfold
http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/

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Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee
world's night here at Dunder Mifflin

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and this is everybody's favorite day,
everybody looks forward to it.

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Because, you know a lot of the people
here don't get trophies very often

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like Meredith or Kevin. I mean, who's gonna
give Kevin an award?? Dunkin Donuts??

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Plus, bonus, it's

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Brain teaser.
I have two coins, totaling 15 cents.

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One of them is not a nickel. What are they?

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A dime and a nickel.

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No. I said one of them is not a nickel.

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But the other one is. I've heard that before.

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Okay.

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A man and his son get into a car accident.
They are rushed to the hospital.

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The doctor says, "There is no way I
can operate on

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Kevin Malone,
you're next. Spit that out.

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Spit. Okay, come on. Let's go.

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You look cute today, Dwight.

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Thanks, girl.

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So, yesterday Dwight found
half a joint in the parking lot,

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which is unfortunate,
because, as it turns out,

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Dwight finding drugs is more
dangerous than most people using drugs.

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Let's go over some of these
symptoms of

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What's this?

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That's a demerit.

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Jim Halpert, tardiness.

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- I love it already.
- You've gotta learn, Jim.

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You're 2nd in command,
but that doesn't put you above the law.

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Oh, I understand.

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And I also have lots of questions,
like, what does a demerit mean?

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Let's put it this way.

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- You don't want to rece

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- No gran cosa, ¿tú qué más?
- No puedo creer que caí con eso.

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¡Oh, Dios mío!

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¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Cuál es el chiste?

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Cuéntenme.

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¿Soy el único o alguien más intuye
un tú quemas aquí?

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- ¿Qué es eso de "tú quemas"?
- No gran cosa, ¿tú qué más?

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Oh, vaya. Fingí no saberlo.

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