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<i>When I was a child in India,</i>
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<i>growing up in the tiny village</i>
<i>of Harenmahkeester,</i>
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<i>I found a voice-over machine,</i>
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<i>which I still use to this day.</i>
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Oh, hi.
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I decided to use
the Morgan Freeman setting.
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I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka.
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In my book, <i>If You're Happy</i>
<i>and You Know it, Think Again,</i>
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I speak of intimacy, or "into-me
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