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<i>You looked at Ray and said,</i>
<i>"I want him to be my boyfriend, -</i>

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<i>- but he's got to change. "</i>
<i>What are you talking about?</i>

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<i>One of the things</i>
<i>that initiated a misunderstanding -</i>

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<i>- was that one day,</i>
<i>I didn't want to have sex with him.</i>

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<i>So he starts talking about</i>
<i>calling somebody else to do it.</i>

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<i>Stop at ,000!</i>

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Cce se întâmpla, Donnie?

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- Salut, Larry. Te joci?
- ªtii ce? Nu pot.

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Am întârziat ºi trebuie sã mãnânc ceva.

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ªeful meu este un idiot.

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Idiot. Idiot. Idiot!

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E bine.

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�mi place copilul ãla.

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Tinere,

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ai cumva suc de portocale proaspãt stors?

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�l am proasp

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Te-ai uitat la Ray si ai spus,
"Vreau sa fie iubitul meu, -

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- dar va trebui sa se schimbe. "
Despre ce era vorba?

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Unul din lucrurile
de la care porneste o neintelegere -

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- a fost ca intr-o zi,
Nu am vrut sa fac sex cu el.

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A inceput sa vorbeasca
ca va aduce pe altcineva cu care sa o faca.

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Opreste-te la 4,000$!

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Bausei, si credeai
ca faci dragoste cu mine.

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00:00:34:LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR
00:01:51:Hey, what's going on, Donnie?
00:01:54:- Hey, Larry. You wanna play? - You know what? I can't.
00:01:57:I'm late, and I gotta get something to eat.
00:01:59:My boss is a dickweed.
00:02:01:Dickweed. Dickweed. Dickweed!
00:02:06:I'm okay.
00:02:09:I love that kid.
00:02:14:Dickweed!
00:02:49:Young man,
00:02:51:do you have any freshly-squeezed orange juice?
00:02:57:I got your fresh squeeze right here, grandma.
00:03:33:Who the hell do you think you are?
00:03:36:Name's Larry, and I'm the health inspector.
00:03:41:Brother, you is out of business.
00:04:03:Excuse me.
00:04:05:Excuse me. Excuse me.
00:04:18:Hey, Jack Dabb

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<i>Du fik øje på Ray</i>
<i>og faldt for ham.</i>

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<i>Men du ville lave lidt om på ham.</i>
<i>Hvad tænkte du specielt på?</i>

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<i>Konflikten opstod en dag, -</i>

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<i>- hvor han havde lyst til sex,</i>
<i>og det havde jeg ikke.</i>

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<i>Han sagde:</i>
<i>"SÃ¥ ringer jeg efter en, der vil."</i>

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<i>Den stopper på 4000 $!</i>

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<i>Du var fuld</i>
<i>og troede, du elskede

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Te-ai uitat la Ray si ai spus,
"Vreau sa fie iubitul meu...

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...dar va trebui sa se schimbe. "
Despre ce era vorba?

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Unul din lucrurile de la care
porneste o neintelegere...

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...a fost ca intr-o zi,
Nu am vrut sa fac sex cu el.

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A inceput sa vorbeasca ca va aduce
pe altcineva cu care sa o faca.

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Opreste-te la 4,000$!

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Bausei, si credeai
ca faci dragoste cu mine.

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Que se passa, Donnie?

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- Olá, Larry. Queres jogar?
- Não posso.

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� tarde, tenho
de ir comprar algo para comer.

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O meu chefe é um imbecil.

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Imbecil.

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Estou bem.

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Adoro este gajo.

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Até logo, Larry!

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Com os c1primentos de
"PWYZON"
pwyzon@hotmail.com

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Jovem...

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{50}{600}Ripped by Alx|N-Joy The quality of DVD
{624}{734}Katsoit Rayta ja sanoit: "Haluan|seurustella hänen kanssaan. "
{738}{839}"Mutta hänen on muutettava|käytöstään. " Mistä oikein puhut?
{843}{941}Eräs juttu, joka aloitti|yhden väärinkäsityksen -
{945}{1043}oli se, kun en halunnut|maata hänen kanssaan.
{1047}{1154}"Jos sinä et halua,|täytyy etsiä joku, joka haluaa. "
{1291}{1370}Se pysähtyy 4 000 kohdalla!
{1374}{1477}Ei se sen takia tapahtunut.|-Luulit että rakastelit minua.
{1584}{1675}Ei mikään tavallinen hieronta?|-Se on sensuaalisempi.
{1869}{1947}Jamie...
{2015}{2137}Se telkkakoomikko|tappoi oman veljensä!
{2

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Pogledala si u Raya i rekla,
"Želim da mi budeš deèko, -

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- ali on se mora promijeniti. "
O èemu to govoriš?

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Jedna od stvari koje su
dovele do nesporazuma -

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- je da jednoga dana, nisam
htijela voditi ljubav sa njim.

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I tako je on poèeo prièati
kako æe pozvati neku
drugu da to obavi.

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Zaustavi na 4,000 dolara!

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Pio si, a mislio si da si
vodio ljubav sa mnom.

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You looked at Ray and said,
"I want him to be my boyfriend, -

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- but he's got to change. "
What are you talking about?

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One of the things
that initiated a misunderstanding -

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- was that one day,
I didn't want to have sex with him.

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So he starts talking about
calling somebody else to do it.

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Stop at ,000!

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You'd been drinking, and you thought
you were making love to me.

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{1766}{1842}EL CHICO DEL CABLE
{2018}{2070}Este cómico de televisión...
{2074}{2144}...mató a su propio hermano | a sangre fría...
{2148}{2244}Mis invitados están revelando su amor | secreto por meseros y meseras.
{2248}{2318}Sr. Davis, ¿toma su ojo | con crema y azúcar?
{2450}{2480}Lárgate.
{2524}{2606}Entiendo que usted | le quiere decir algo.
{2610}{2668}Es que, en realidad, soy hombre.
{2912}{2950}¡Cielos!
{2964}{3016}¿Dónde está el de cablevisión?
{3254}{3298}Con Rick Legatos, por favor.
{3420}{3456}Teléfono.
{3502}{3536}¿Cómo va la mudanza?
{3540}{3604}Horrible. El del cable no ha aparecido.
{3608}{3678}Vendrá en

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Te-ai uitat la Ray si ai spus,
"Vreau sa fie iubitul meu, -

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- dar va trebui sa se schimbe. "
Despre ce era vorba?

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Unul din lucrurile
de la care porneste o neintelegere -

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- a fost ca intr-o zi,
Nu am vrut sa fac sex cu el.

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A inceput sa vorbeasca
ca va aduce pe altcineva cu care sa o faca.

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Opreste-te la 4,000$!

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Bausei, si credeai
ca faci dragoste cu mine.

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00:01:

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{1}{75}movie info: RMVB 560x320 25.0fps 293.4 MB|
{521}{782}T³umaczenie i synchro:|Sabat1970
{850}{955}LARRY OD KABL�WKI: INSPEKTOR SANEPID'u
{1250}{1319}Wystêpuj¹ :
{2775}{2846}Hej, co jest grane, Donnie?
{2850}{2921}- Hej, Larry. Zagrasz ? |- Wiesz co ? Nie da rady.
{2922}{2973}Jestem spóŸniony, muszê kupiæ co� do ¿arcia.
{2975}{3021}Mój szef to pizdu�.
{3025}{3119}Pizdu�. Pizdu�. Pizdu� !
{3150}{3214}Jestem w porzo.
{3225}{3299}Spoko kole�.
{3350}{3414}Pizdu� !
{4225}{4271}M³ody cz³owieku,
{4275}{4394}masz mo¿e �wie¿o wyciskany sok pomarañczowy ?
{4425}{4543}Mam twój �wie¿utki soczek dok³adnie tutaj, babun

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{630}{739}Te-ai uitat la Ray si ai spus,|"Vreau sa fie iubitul meu, -
{744}{845}- dar va trebui sa se schimbe. "|Despre ce era vorba?
{849}{947}Unul din lucrurile |de la care porneste o neintelegere -
{951}{1048}- a fost ca intr-o zi,|Nu am vrut sa fac sex cu el.
{1052}{1159}A inceput sa vorbeasca|ca va aduce pe altcineva cu care sa o faca.
{1296}{1375}Opreste-te la 4,000$!
{1379}{1482}Bausei, si credeai|ca faci dragoste cu mine.
{1588}{1679}Difera de un masaj obisnuit.
{1874}{1951}- Jamie, eu ...|- Nu!
{2020}{2140}Omul asta amuzant de la televizor|si-a omorat fratele cu sange rece.
{2146}{2235}Oaspetii mei se indragostesc|de distribuitorii

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Pogledala si u Raya i rekla,
"Želim da mi budeš deèko, -

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- ali on se mora promijeniti. "
O èemu to govoriš?

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Jedna od stvari koje su
dovele do nesporazuma -

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- je da jednoga dana, nisam
htijela voditi ljubav sa njim.

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I tako je on poèeo prièati
kako æe pozvati neku
drugu da to obavi.

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Zaustavi na 4,000 dolara!

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Pio si, a mislio si da si
vodio ljubav sa mnom.

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EL CHICO DEL CABLE

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Este cómico de televisión...

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...mató a su propio hermano
a sangre fría...

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Mis invitados están revelando su amor
secreto por meseros y meseras.

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Sr. Davis, ¿toma su ojo
con crema y azúcar?

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Lárgate.

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Entiendo que usted
le quiere decir algo.

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Es que, en realidad, soy hombre.

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EL INSOPORTABLE

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<i>Este cómico de televisión...</i>

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<i>... mató a su propio hermano</i>
<i>a sangre fría</i>...

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<i>Mis invitados están revelando su amor</i>
<i>secreto por meseros y meseras.</i>

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<i>Sr. Davis, ¿toma su o jo</i>
<i>con crema y azúcar?</i>

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<i>Lárgate.</i>

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<i>Entiendo que usted</i>
<i>le quiere decir algo.</i>

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{619}{729}{Y:i}Ray'a bakýp "Onun erkek|arkadaþým olmasýný istiyorum,...
{733}{834}{Y:i}...ama deðiþmeli." dedin.|Neden bahsediyorsun sen?
{838}{936}{Y:i}Yanlýþ anlaþýlmama neden|olan þeylerden biri...
{940}{1038}{Y:i}...o gündü,onunla|seks yapmak istememiþtim.
{1042}{1149}{Y:i}O da yapacak baþka birini|çaðýrmaktan bahsetmeye baþladý.
{1286}{1365}{Y:i}4,000 dolarda dur!
{1369}{1472}{Y:i}�çip durdun ve benimle|seviþtiðini sanýyordun.
{1579}{1670}{Y:i}Bu normal masajdan farklý.
{1708}{1826}BA�BELASI
{1864}{1942}{Y:i}- Jamie, Ben ...|- Hayýr!
{2010}{2132}{Y:i}�u komik televizyoncu kardeþini|vahþice öldürmüþ.

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¿Qué tal, Donnie?

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- Hola, Larry. ¿Quieres jugar?
- Ay, no puedo.

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Es tarde, y tengo que
comprar algo para comer.

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Mi jefe es un imbécil.

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lmbécil.

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Estoy bien.

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Adoro a ese chico.

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¡Hasta luego, Larry!

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Joven...

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...¿tiene jugo
de naranja recién exprimida?

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Hey, hoe gaat het, Donnie?

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- Hey, Larry. Wedstrijdje?
- Weet je wat? Ik kan niet.

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Ik ben te laat,
en ik moet nog wat eten.

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Mijn baas is een klootzak.

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Klootzak. Klootzak. Klootzak!

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Ik ben in orde.

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Ik mag dat kind wel.

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Klootzak!

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Jongeman,

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heb je misschien ook
v

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LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR

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Hey, what's going on, Donnie?

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- Hey, Larry. You wanna play?
- You know what? I can't.

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I'm late,
and I gotta get something to eat.

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My boss is a dickweed.

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Dickweed. Dickweed. Dickweed!

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I'm okay.

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I love that kid.

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Dickweed!

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Youn

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Je keek naar Ray en je dacht:
"Ja, ik wil hem hebben."

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Maar je wilde hem veranderen.
Waar dacht je speciaal aan ?

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Het probleem begon op een dag, -

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- toen ik geen zin had in seks
en hij wel.

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Toen zei hij: "Dan bel ik
iemand die wél zin heeft."

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Hij stopt op 00 !

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Je was dronken en je dacht
datje met mij in bed lag.

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Dit is geen gew

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Je keek naar Ray en je dacht:
'Ja, ik wil hem hebben.'

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Maar je wilde hem veranderen.
Waar dacht je speciaal aan?

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Het probleem begon op een dag, -

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toen ik geen zin had in seks
en hij wel.

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Toen zei hij: 'Dan bel ik
iemand die wél zin heeft. '

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Hij stopt op 00.

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Je was dronken en je dacht
dat je met mij in bed lag.

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00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:06,789
Dit is geen gewon

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{50}{600}Ripped by Alx|N-Joy The quality of DVD
{624}{734}Katsoit Rayta ja sanoit: "Haluan|seurustella h?nen kanssaan. "
{738}{839}"Mutta h?nen on muutettava|k?yt?st??n. " Mist? oikein puhut?
{843}{941}Er?s juttu, joka aloitti|yhden v??rink?sityksen -
{945}{1043}oli se, kun en halunnut|maata h?nen kanssaan.
{1047}{1154}"Jos sin? et halua,|t?ytyy etsi? joku, joka haluaa. "
{1291}{1370}Se pys?htyy 4 000 kohdalla!
{1374}{1477}Ei se sen takia tapahtunut.|-Luulit ett? rakastelit minua.
{1584}{1675}Ei mik??n tavallinen hieronta?|-Se on sensuaalisempi.
{1869}{1947}Jamie...
{2015}{2137}Se telkkakoomikko|tappoi oman veljens?!
{2141}{2231}Vieraani k

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EL CHICO DEL CABLE

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Este cómico de televisión...

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...mató a su propio hermano
a sangre fría...

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Mis invitados están revelando su amor
secreto por meseros y meseras.

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Sr. Davis, ¿toma su ojo
con crema y azúcar?

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Lárgate.

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Entiendo que usted
le quiere decir algo.

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Es que, en realidad, soy hombre.

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EL CHICO DEL CABLE

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Este cómico de televisión...

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00:04:06,053 --> 00:04:08,954
...mató a su propio hermano
a sangre fría...

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00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:13,116
Mis invitados están revelando su amor
secreto por meseros y meseras.

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00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:16,229
Sr. Davis, ¿toma su ojo
con crema y azúcar?

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Lárgate.

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00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:28,242
Entiendo que usted
le quiere decir algo.

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00:04:28,409 --> 00:04:30,809
Es que, en realidad, soy hombre.

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LARRY EL CHICO DEL CABLE:
INSPECTOR DE SANIDAD

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¿Qué tal, Donnie?

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- Hola, Larry. ¿Quieres jugar?
- Ay, no puedo.

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Es tarde, y tengo que comprar
algo para comer.

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Mi jefe es un imbécil.

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Imbécil.

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Estoy bien.

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Adoro a ese chico.

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¡Hasta luego, Larry!

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Joven...

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Pogledala si u Raya i rekla,
"Želim da mi budeš deèko, -

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- ali on se mora promijeniti. "
O èemu to govoriš?

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Jedna od stvari koje su
dovele do nesporazuma -

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- je da jednoga dana, nisam
htijela voditi ljubav sa njim.

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I tako je on poèeo prièati
kako æe pozvati neku
drugu da to obavi.

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Zaustavi na 4,000 dolara!

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Pio si, a mislio si da si
vodio ljubav sa mnom.

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{624}{734}Spojrza?a? na Raya i powiedzia?a?,|"Chc?, ?eby by? moim ch?opakiem, -
{738}{839}- ale musi si? zmieni?. "|Co ci si? nie podoba?o?
{843}{941}Pocz?tkiem naszych|nieporozumie? by?o to -
{945}{1043}- ?e pewnego dnia, nie|chcia?am si? z nim kocha?.
{1047}{1154}Zacz?? wrzeszcze?, ?e sprowadzi|sobie kogo? innego.
{1291}{1370}4.000 dolar?w!
{1374}{1477}Wcze?niej pi?e?, wi?c s?dzi?e?,|?e si? ze mn? kochasz.
{1584}{1675}R??ni si? od zwyczajnego masa?u.
{1713}{1831}TELEMANIAK
{1869}{1947}- Jamie, ja ...|- Nie!
{2015}{2137}Komik telewizyjny zabi? swego|brata z zimn? krwi?.
{2141}{2231}Moi go?cie stawiaj? zarzuty|dostawcom ?ywno?ci.
{2235}{2

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{624}{734}Spojrza?a? na Raya i powiedzia?a?,|"Chc?, ?eby by? moim ch?opakiem,
{738}{839}ale musi si? zmieni?".|Co ci si? nie podoba?o?
{843}{941}Pocz?tkiem naszych|nieporozumie? by?o to,
{945}{1043}?e pewnego dnia, nie|chcia?am si? z nim kocha?.
{1047}{1154}Zacz?? wrzeszcze?, ?e sprowadzi|sobie kogo? innego.
{1291}{1370}4.000 dolar?w!
{1374}{1477}Wcze?niej pi?e?, wi?c s?dzi?e?,|?e si? ze mn? kochasz.
{1584}{1675}R??ni si? od zwyczajnego masa?u.
{1713}{1831}TELEMANIAK
{1869}{1947}- Jamie, ja...|- Nie!
{2015}{2137}Komik telewizyjny zabi? swego|brata z zimn? krwi?.
{2141}{2231}Moi go?cie stawiaj? zarzuty|dostawcom ?ywno?ci.
{2235}{2338}Panie

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00:00:24:Spojrza?a? na Raya i powiedzia?a?,|"Chc?, ?eby by? moim ch?opakiem, -
00:00:28:- ale musi si? zmieni?. "|Co ci si? nie podoba?o?
00:00:33:Pocz?tkiem naszych|nieporozumie? by?o to -
00:00:37:- ?e pewnego dnia, nie|chcia?am si? z nim kocha?.
00:00:40:Zacz?? wrzeszcze?, ?e sprowadzi|sobie kogo? innego.
00:00:51:4. 000 dolar?w!
00:00:54:Wcze?niej pi?e?, wi?c s?dzi?e?,|?e si? ze mn? kochasz.
00:01:02:R??ni si? od zwyczajnego masa?u.
00:01:08:TELEMANIAK
00:01:14:- Jamie, ja ...|- Nie!
00:01:19:Komik telewizyjny zabi? swego|brata z zimn? krwi?.
00:01:24:Moi go?cie stawiaj? zarzuty|dostawcom ?ywno?ci.
00:01:28:Panie Davis, czy s?odzi|pan swoje oczy?
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{4470}{4579}Te-ai uitat la Ray si ai spus,|"Vreau sa fie iubitul meu, -
{4584}{4685}- dar va trebui sa se schimbe. "|Despre ce era vorba?
{4689}{4787}Unul din lucrurile |de la care porneste o neintelegere -
{4791}{4888}- a fost ca intr-o zi,|Nu am vrut sa fac sex cu el.
{4892}{4999}A inceput sa vorbeasca|ca va aduce pe altcineva cu care sa o faca.
{5136}{5215}Opreste-te la 4,000$!
{5219}{5322}Bausei, si credeai|ca faci dragoste cu mine.
{5428}{5519}Difera de un masaj obisnuit.
{5714}{5791}- Jamie, eu ...|- Nu!
{5860}{5980}Omul asta amuzant de la televizor|si-a omorat fratele cu sange rece.
{5986}{6075}Oaspetii mei se indragostesc|de distrib

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Te-ai uitat la Ray si ai spus,
"Vreau sa fie iubitul meu, -

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- dar va trebui sa se schimbe. "
Despre ce era vorba?

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Unul din lucrurile
de la care porneste o neintelegere -

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- a fost ca intr-o zi,
Nu am vrut sa fac sex cu el.

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A inceput sa vorbeasca
ca va aduce pe altcineva cu care sa o faca.

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Opreste-te la 4,000$!

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Bausei, si credeai
ca faci dragoste cu mine.

8
00:01:

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Hey, hoe gaat het, Donnie?

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- Hey, Larry. Wedstrijdje?
- Weet je wat? Ik kan niet.

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Ik ben te laat,
en ik moet nog wat eten.

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Mijn baas is een klootzak.

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Klootzak. Klootzak. Klootzak!

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Ik ben in orde.

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Ik mag dat kind wel.

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Klootzak!

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Jongeman,

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heb je misschien ook
v

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00:03:06:Spojrza?a? na Raya i powiedzia?a?,|"Chc?, ?eby by? moim ch?opakiem,
00:03:10:ale musi si? zmieni?".|Co ci si? nie podoba?o?
00:03:15:Pocz?tkiem naszych|nieporozumie? by?o to,
00:03:19:?e pewnego dnia, nie|chcia?am si? z nim kocha?.
00:03:23:Zacz?? wrzeszcze?, ?e sprowadzi|sobie kogo? innego.
00:03:33:4.000 dolar?w!
00:03:37:Wcze?niej pi?e?, wi?c s?dzi?e?,|?e si? ze mn? kochasz.
00:03:46:R??ni si? od zwyczajnego masa?u.
00:03:51:TELEMANIAK
00:03:57:- Jamie, ja...|- Nie!
00:04:04:Komik telewizyjny zabi? swego|brata z zimn? krwi?.
00:04:09:Moi go?cie stawiaj? zarzuty|dostawcom ?ywno?ci.
00:04:13:Panie Davis, czy s?odzi|pan swoje oczy?
00:04:25:Czy chce pani co? powiedzie??

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{619}{728}Spojrza?a? na Raya i powiedzia?a?,|"Chc?, ?eby by? moim ch?opakiem,
{733}{833}ale musi si? zmieni?".|Co ci si? nie podoba?o?
{838}{935}Pocz?tkiem naszych|nieporozumie? by?o to,
{940}{1037}?e pewnego dnia, nie|chcia?am si? z nim kocha?.
{1042}{1148}Zacz?? wrzeszcze?, ?e sprowadzi|sobie kogo? innego.
{1286}{1364}4.000 dolar?w!
{1369}{1471}Wcze?niej pi?e?, wi?c s?dzi?e?,|?e si? ze mn? kochasz.
{1579}{1669}R??ni si? od zwyczajnego masa?u.
{1708}{1825}TELEMANIAK
{1864}{1941}- Jamie, ja...|- Nie!
{2010}{2131}Komik telewizyjny zabi? swego|brata z zimn? krwi?.
{2136}{2225}Moi go?cie stawiaj? zarzuty|dostawcom ?ywno?ci.
{2230}{2332}Panie

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{500}{550}Napisy By Kelly
{624}{734}You looked at Ray and said,|"I want him to be my boyfriend,
{738}{839}but he's got to change".|What are you talking about?
{843}{941}One of the things|that initiated a misunderstanding
{945}{1043}was that one day,|I didn't want to have sex with him.
{1047}{1154}So he starts talking about|calling somebody else to do it.
{1291}{1370}Stop at ,000!
{1374}{1477}You'd been drinking, and you thought|you were making love to me.
{1584}{1675}This differs from a normal massage.
{1869}{1947}- Jamie, I...|- No!
{2015}{2137}This television funny-man|killed his brother in cold blood.
{2141}{2231}My guests have crushe

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{4470}{4579}Te-ai uitat la Ray si ai spus,|"Vreau sa fie iubitul meu, -
{4584}{4685}- dar va trebui sa se schimbe. "|Despre ce era vorba?
{4689}{4787}Unul din lucrurile |de la care porneste o neintelegere -
{4791}{4888}- a fost ca intr-o zi,|Nu am vrut sa fac sex cu el.
{4892}{4999}A inceput sa vorbeasca|ca va aduce pe altcineva cu care sa o faca.
{5136}{5215}Opreste-te la 4,000$!
{5219}{5322}Bausei, si credeai|ca faci dragoste cu mine.
{5428}{5519}Difera de un masaj obisnuit.
{5714}{5791}- Jamie, eu ...|- Nu!
{5860}{5980}Omul asta amuzant de la televizor|si-a omorat fratele cu sange rece.
{5986}{6075}Oaspetii mei se indragostesc|de distrib

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Hey, hoe gaat het, Donnie?

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- Hey, Larry. Wedstrijdje?
- Weet je wat? Ik kan niet.

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00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,775
Ik ben te laat,
en ik moet nog wat eten.

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00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:01,376
Mijn baas is een klootzak.

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00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:04,753
Klootzak. Klootzak. Klootzak!

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00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:07,654
Ik ben in orde.

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00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:10,919
Ik mag dat kind wel.

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Klootzak!

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00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:51,161
Jongeman,

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heb je misschien ook
v