Search Movie Subtitles results for The Big Bang Theory Pilot

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so ***** with two slits in it
and either slit is observed,

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it will not go through both slits.

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If it's unobserved, it will.

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However,if it's observed after it's left
the plane but before it hits its target,

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it will not have gone though both slits.

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Agreed. What's your point?

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There's no point. I just think
it's a good idea for a t-shirt.

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Si un fotón de dos aperturas
es observado en un plano,...

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...no podría pasar
por las dos aperturas.

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Pero si no se observa, sí podrá.

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Si se observa despues de dejar el plano
y antes de alcanzar su objetivo...

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...aún así no puede pasar
por las dos aperturas.

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Estoy de acuerdo.
¿Cuál es tu punto?

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No hay ningún punto.
Es una buena idea para una remera.

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Traducerea ºi adaptarea: Thief

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Nu va trece prin ambele crãpãturi.

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Dacã este neobservat, va trece.

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Totuºi, dacã este observat dupã ce a plecat
avionul dar înainte de a îºi atinge þinta,

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nu va trece prin ambele crãpãturi.

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De acord. Care este pãrerea ta?

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N-am nicio pãrere. Mã gândesc
cã este o idee bunã pentru un tricou.

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you know,I've been thinking
about time travel again.

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Why,did you hit a
roadblock with invisibility?

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Put it on the back burner.

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Anyway,it occurs to me if I
ever did perfect a time machine,

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I would just go into the
past and give it to myself,

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thus eliminating the need for me
to invent it in the first place.

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Interesting.

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Yeah,it reall

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all right,just a few more feet. And...

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here we are,gentlemen,the
gates of elzebob.

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Good lord.

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Don't panic. This is what the
last 97 hours have been about.

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Stay frosty. There's a
horde of armed goblins

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on the other side of that gate
guarding the sword of asaroth.

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Warriors,unsheathe your weapons.
Magic wielders,raise your wands.

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Lock

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Here we go.
Pad thai, no peanuts.

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But does it have peanut oil?

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I'm not sure.

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Everyone keep an eye on Howard
in case he starts to swell up.

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Since it's not bee season,
you can have my epinephrine.

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- Are there any chopsticks.
- No need. This is Thai food.

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Here we go.

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Thailand has had the fork since
the latter half of the 19th Century.

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Damn you,walletnook.Com!

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Problem?

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The online description
was completely misleading.

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They said eight slots,plus removable id.

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To any rational person,that
would mean room for nine cards,

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but they don't tell you,the
removable id takes up one slot.

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It's a nightmare!

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Okay,now,do you really need the honorary
justice league of america memb

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All right!
I'm moving my infantry division.

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Augmented by bataillon of orcs
from Lord of the Rings.

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We flank the Tennessee volunteers

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and the North, once again,
wins the battle of Gettysburg.

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Not so fast!

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Remember, the South still has
two infantry divisions,

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plus Superman and Godzilla.

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No, orcs are magic. Superman
is vulnerable to m

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. ?? , ??????? ???? ?????
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Ok. if no one else was...

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We really sucked at paintball

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Oh,that was
absolutely humiliating

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oh.come on.
Some battles you win,
some battles you lose.

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yes,but but you don't have to lose
to Kyle Burnsteen Barmistva party.

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I think we have to acknowledge

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Those was some fairly savage
* jews.

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No,we were annihilated
by our own incompet

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Bien, sólo unos metros más. Y...

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aquí estamos, caballeros,
las puertas de Elzebob.

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Dios mío.

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No se asusten. Esto es lo que estuvimos
buscando las últimas 97 horas.

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Quédense congelados. Hay una horda
de duendes armados...

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al otro lado de esa puerta, protegiendo
la espada de Asaroth.

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Guerreros, desenfunden sus armas.
Armeros mágicos, levanten sus varas.

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Tak?e kdy? foton naraz?
na desku se dv?ma ?t?rbinami

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a ob? ty ?t?rbiny pozoruje?,
neprojde ob?ma nar?z.

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Kdy? je nepozoruje?, tak ano.

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Ale kdy? ho pozoruje?
a? po pr?letu deskou,

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ale p?edt?m, ne? dos?hne c?le,
nepro?el ob?ma ?t?rbinama nar?z.

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Souhlas.
A o co ti jde?

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O nic. Jenom m? napadlo,
?e je to dobr? n?pad na tri?ko.

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- Promi?t

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Here we go.
Pad thai, no peanuts.

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But does it have peanut oil?

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I'm not sure.

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00:00:05,467 --> 00:00:08,056
Everyone keep an eye on Howard
in case he starts to swell up.

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00:00:09,559 --> 00:00:12,107
Since it's not bee season,
you can have my epinephrine.

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- Are there any chopsticks.
- No need. This is Thai food.

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Here we go.

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Thailand has had the fork since
the latter half of the 19th Century.

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all right,just a few more feet. And...

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here we are,gentlemen,the
gates of elzebob.

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Good lord.

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Don't panic. This is what the
last 97 hours have been about.

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Stay frosty. There's a
horde of armed goblins

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on the other side of that gate
guarding the sword of asaroth.

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Warriors,unsheathe your weapons.
Magic wielders,raise your wands.

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Lock

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Bien !
Je d?place ma division d'infanterie.

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Assist?e d'un bataillon d'orcs
du <i>Seigneur des Anneaux</i>.

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On encercle les volontaires
du Tennessee

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et le Nord, encore une fois,
gagne la bataille de Gettysburg.

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Pas si vite !

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Le Sud a encore
deux divisions d'infanterie,

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plus Superman et Godzilla.

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Non, les orcs ont des pouvoirs.
Supe

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so ***** with two slits in it
and either slit is observed,

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it will not go through both slits.

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If it's unobserved, it will.

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However,if it's observed after it's left
the plane but before it hits its target,

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it will not have gone though both slits.

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Agreed. What's your point?

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There's no point. I just think
it's a good idea for a t-shirt.

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Ent?o, se luz ? lan?ada atrav?s de um plano
com duas fendas, e cada fenda ? observada,

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ela n?o atravessar? as duas fendas.

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Se n?o for observada, atravessar?.

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No entanto, se for observada ap?s
deixar o plano e antes de atingir o alvo,

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ela n?o teria atravessado as duas fendas.

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Concordo. Para qu? serve?

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Para nada. Somente achei que seria
uma boa id?ia para uma camiseta.

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Aquí vamos.
Pad Thai, sin maníes.

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Pero, ¿tiene aceite de maní?

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No estoy seguro.

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Todos vigilen a Howard, por si
comienza a hincharse.

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Como no es temporada de abejas
puedo darte mi epinefrina.

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- ¿Hay palillos?
- No necesitamos. Es comida Thai.

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Aquí vamos.

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Tailandia comenzó a utilizar tenedor
en la 2ª mitad del siglo 19.

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????? ? ?? ???? ???? ?????? ??????? ?

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????? ?? ????????

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You know, I've been thinking
about timetravel again.

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Why? Did you hit a roadblock
with invisibility?

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Put it on a backburner.

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Anyway.
It occurs to me,

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If I have ever did
perfect time machine,

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I'd just go into the past
and give it to myself.

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That's eliminating the need for me
to invent it in the first place.

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Interesting.

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Regarde ça, c'est génial.

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Appeler Leonard Hoffstadder.

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<i>Avez-vous dit :
"Appeler Hellen Pouftasoeur ?</i>

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Appeler Leonard Hoffstadder.

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<i>Avez-vous dit :
"Appeler Temple Badsaidor ?"</i>

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Laisse-moi essayer !

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Appeler...

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<i>Appel en cours :
"Rajesh Koothrappali."</i>

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C'est très impressionnant.

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Et un peu raciste.

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On the other hand,
some physicists are concerned

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that if this supercollider
actually works,

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{pos(192,210)}it'll create a black hole
and swallow up the Earth,

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{pos(192,210)}ending life as we know it.

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What a bunch of crybabies.

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No guts, no glory, man.

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Hey, check it out.

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The School of Pharmacology
is looking for volunteers.

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Rohadj meg "wallet.knocked.out.com".

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Valami h?zag van?

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Az online le?r?s t?k f?lrevezet? volt.

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Azt mondt?k:
"8 hely plusz elt?vol?that? szem?lyi-tart?".

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Ez minden ?pesz? embernek
kilenc szabad helyet jelent.

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De azt nem mondt?k, hogy az elt?vol?that?
szem?lyi elvesz egy helyet. Ez egy r?m?lom!

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T?nyleg sz?ks?ged van az
"Amerika Igazs?g Lig?ja" k?rty?dra?

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Bien, s?lo unos metros m?s. Y...

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aqu? estamos, caballeros,
las puertas de Elzebob.

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Dios m?o.

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No se asusten. Esto es lo que estuvimos
buscando las ?ltimas 97 horas.

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Qu?dense congelados. Hay una horda
de duendes armados...

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al otro lado de esa puerta, protegiendo
la espada de Asaroth.

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Guerreros, desenfunden sus armas.
Armeros m?gicos, levanten sus varas.

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Here we go.
Pad thai, no peanuts.

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But does it have peanut oil?

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I'm not sure.

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Everyone keep an eye on Howard
in case he starts to swell up.

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Since it's not bee season,
you can have my epinephrine.

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- Are there any chopsticks.
- No need. This is Thai food.

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Here we go.

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Thailand has had the fork since
the latter half of the 19th Century.

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Fajn, kdy? to nechcete
nikdo ??ct, ?eknu to j?.

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Paintball n?m fakt nejde.

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To bylo jedno velk? pon??en?.

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Ale no tak, n?kdy vyhraje?,
n?kdy zase prohraje?.

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Ano, ale nem?l bys prohr?t s Bar
Mitzvah oslavou Kyla Burnsteena.

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Mus?me br?t v potaz,

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?e to byli velmi surov? nezletil? ?idi.

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Ne, zni?ila n?s vlastn? nemohoucnost

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Dob?e, je?t? p?r metr?, a..

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Jsme tady p?nov?, Br?ny Elzebobu.

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M?j Bo?e.

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Nepanika?te, o tohle jsme se
sna?ili posledn?ch 97 hodin.

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V klidu. Za tou branou
je horda goblin?, kter?..

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st?e?? Asaroth?v me?..

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V?le?n?ci, taste zbran?.
kouzeln?ci, pozvedn?te h?lky.

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Nabito a odji?t?no.

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Rad?i, zni? tu br?nu.

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Puisque personne ne le dit,
je m'en charge.

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On est nuls au paintball.

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C'était complètement humiliant.

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Allez, on gagne certaines batailles,
on en perd d'autres.

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Oui, mais on n'est pas obligés de perdre
contre l'équipe de Kyle Burnsteen

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à sa Bar Mitzvah.

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Nous devons admettre,

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que ces préadolescents juifs
étaient assez féroces.

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Nous avons été anéantis
par

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Na druhou stranu se n?kte??
fyzikov? domn?vaj?, ?e pokud by

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superurychlova? opravdu fungoval, vytvo?il
by ?ernou d?ru a vcucnul celou Zemi,

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??m? by skon?il ve?ker? ?ivot.

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Stra?pytlov?...

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Bez kur??e nen? sl?vy.

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Hele, pod?vej...

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Farmakologick? ?kola hled? dobrovoln?ky.

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"Testujeme nov? l?ky na spole?enskou
?zkost, projevy n?hl? ?zkos

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Dob?e! P?esouv?m svoji p??? jednotku.

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Roz???enou d?lost?electvem
ork? z P?na prsten?.

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Napadneme z boku
dobrovoln?ky z Tennesse

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a Sever op?t
vyhr?v? bitvu u Gettysburgu.

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Ne tak rychle!

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Nezapome?, Jih m? je?t? dv? p??? jednotky,

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nav?c Supermana a Godzillu.

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Ne, orkov? jsou kouzeln?.
Superman je bezbrann? v??i kouzl?m.

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Fichu coindesportefeuilles.com !

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Un problème ?

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La description en ligne
est tout à fait trompeuse.

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"Huit emplacements,
plus carte d'identité amovible."

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Tout être rationnel comprend
qu'il y a de la place pour neuf cartes.

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En fait, ils comptent la carte
d'identité dans un des emplacements.

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Quel cauchemar.

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Tu as vraiment besoin de ta carte
de la Ligue de Justice d'Amérique ?

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Les récepteurs wifi sont connectés.

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Messieurs, je suis sur le point
d'envoyer un signal

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depuis ce portable
vers notre FAI local,

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parcourant à la vitesse de la lumière
des fibres optiques vers San Francisco,

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relayé par un satellite en orbite
vers Lisbonne, Portugal,

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où les données seront transmises
par câble sous l'Atlantique

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jusqu'à Halifax, en Nouvelle-�cosse,

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puis transféré à travers

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Plus que quelques m?tres.

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Et nous y voil?, messieurs,

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les Portes d'Elzebob.

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La vache.

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Ne paniquez pas. C'est l'ach?vement
de ces derni?res 97 heures.

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Attention.
Il y a une horde de gobelins arm?s,

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derri?re cette porte,
qui garde l'?p?e d'Asaroth.

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Guerriers, sortez vos armes du fourreau.
Magiciens, levez vos baguettes.

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Por outro lado,
algo que preocupa os f?sicos...

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? que se o Super Anel de
Colis?o realmente funcionar...

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Ele possa criar um buraco negro
que engoliria a Terra...

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Acabando com a vida
como a conhecemos.

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Bando de beb?s chor?es!

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Quem n?o arrisca,
n?o petisca, cara!

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Ei, olha s?.

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O Departamento de Farmacologia
est? procurando volunt?rios

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Voilà, du Pad thaï sans arachides.

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Y a-t-il de l'huile d'arachide ?

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Je ne suis pas sûr.

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Tout le monde surveille Howard
au cas où il commence à enfler.

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Comme il n'y a pas encore d'abeilles,
tu peux avoir mon épinéphrine.

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- Il n'y a pas de baguettes ?
- Pas besoin, c'est thaïlandais.

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C'est parti.

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Les thaïlandais utilisent la fourchette
depuis le 19e siècle.

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Plus que quelques mètres.

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Et nous y voilà, messieurs,

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les Portes d'Elzebob.

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La vache.

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Ne paniquez pas. C'est l'achèvement
de ces dernières 97 heures.

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Attention.
Il y a une horde de gobelins armés,

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derrière cette porte,
qui garde l'�pée d'Asaroth.

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