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We will not go in there.

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She will come out to us.

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V<i>espa</i>. V<i>espa</i>, <i>my chi</i>/<i>d</i>.

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<i>Where are y</i>o<i>u?</i>

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Daddy?

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V<i>espa</i>, <i>it's y</i>o<i>ur</i> f<i>ather</i>, <i>King R</i>o/<i>and</i>.

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- Co<i>me t</i>o <i>me</i>.
- Daddy?

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l hear you. l hear you. Where are you?

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<i>F</

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We will not go in there.

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She will come out to us.

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V<i>espa</i>. V<i>espa</i>, <i>my chi</i>/<i>d</i>.

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<i>Where are y</i>o<i>u?</i>

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Daddy?

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V<i>espa</i>, <i>it's y</i>o<i>ur</i> f<i>ather</i>, <i>King R</i>o/<i>and</i>.

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- Co<i>me t</i>o <i>me</i>.
- Daddy?

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l hear you. l hear you. Where are you?

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<i>F</

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{5168}{5242}- Colonel Sandurz!|- What is it, Sergeant Ricco?
{5296}{5390}You told me to let you know the moment|Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.
{5393}{5454}- So?|- Planet Druidia's in sight, sir.
{5477}{5526}You're really a Spaceball.
{5529}{5592}- You know that, don't you?|- Thanks, sir.
{5595}{5678}- Have you notified Lord Helmet?|- Yes, sir. He's on his way.
{5681}{5730}Make way for Dark Helmet.
{5733}{5807}All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet.
{6979}{7033}I can't breathe in this thing!
{7057}{7121}- We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir.|- Good.
{7135}{7206}I'll call Spaceball City|and notify President Skroob.
{7209}{7282}I alread

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{5168}{5242}- Colonel Sandurz!|- What is it, Sergeant Ricco?
{5296}{5390}You told me to let you know the moment|Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.
{5393}{5454}- So?|- Planet Druidia's in sight, sir.
{5477}{5526}You're really a Spaceball.
{5529}{5592}- You know that, don't you?|- Thanks, sir.
{5595}{5678}- Have you notified Lord Helmet?|- Yes, sir. He's on his way.
{5681}{5730}Make way for Dark Helmet.
{5733}{5807}All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet.
{6979}{7033}I can't breathe in this thing!
{7057}{7121}- We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir.|- Good.
{7135}{7206}I'll call Spaceball City|and notify President Skroob.
{7209}{7282}I alread

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- Colonel Sandurz!
- What is it, Sergeant Ricco?

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You told me to let you know the moment
Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

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- So?
- Planet Druidia's in sight, sir.

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You're really a Spaceball.

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- You know that, don't you?
- Thanks, sir.

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- Have you notified Lord Helmet?
- Yes, sir. He's on his way.

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Make way for Dark Helmet.

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All rise in t

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- Colonel Sandurz!
- What is it, Sergeant Ricco?

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You told me to let you know the moment
Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

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- So?
- Planet Druidia's in sight, sir.

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You're really a Spaceball.

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- You know that, don't you?
- Thanks, sir.

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- Have you notified Lord Helmet?
- Yes, sir. He's on his way.

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Make way for Dark Helmet.

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All rise in t

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- Colonel Sandurz!
- What is it, Sergeant Ricco?

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You told me to let you know the moment
Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

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- So?
- Planet Druidia's in sight, sir.

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You're really a Spaceball.

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- You know that, don't you?
- Thanks, sir.

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- Have you notified Lord Helmet?
- Yes, sir. He's on his way.

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Make way for Dark Helmet.

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All rise in t

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- Colonel Sandurz!
- What is it, Sergeant Ricco?

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You told me to let you know the moment
Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

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- So?
- Planet Druidia's in sight, sir.

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You're really a Spaceball.

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- You know that, don't you?
- Thanks, sir.

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- Have you notified Lord Helmet?
- Yes, sir. He's on his way.

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Make way for Dark Helmet.

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All rise in t

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Julien, don't start this again.
Be reasonable.

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lt's naughty to cry.
You promised.

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l'm not crying. Really.

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l'll see you in three weeks,
and you'll be...

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home for mardi gras.

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Time will fly.

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Why do you say that? You
know it won't.

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Dad and l will write often.

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l don't give a damn about Dad,
and l hat

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Sit down and start undressing

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There's no hurry

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Like that

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Keep your pants on for now

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Don't look at me

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Don't look at me!

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Remember, you're alone

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There's a mirror on your left

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See it?

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Stand up and get near it

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Watch yourself in th

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{994}{1025}That's nice.
{1036}{1118}I got him!|- Good!
{1855}{1991}Berlin has always been one of Europe's|most important cities ... a center.
{2013}{2160}And right here in these rooms you're in|the center of the center, so to speak.
{2171}{2318}Government buildings are so close, you|might meet the Chancellor for breakfast.
{2329}{2462}The radiance of the next millennium|streams through these very windows.
{2473}{2508}This way, please.
{2524}{2681}The wallpaper will be removed,|and the walls will be plastered.
{2715}{2796}Rudi, take your hands off that!
{2925}{2986}Rudi, where are you?
{3468}{3611}The photos and the chair are mine.|You can b

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<i>Well, there is one thing... </i>

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<i>I'd like to ask you. </i>

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<i>How do they make that slime
they're always dumping on you? </i>

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<i>Oh, well. First,
they take some liquid. </i>

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<i>And then they add some
Jell-O powder and some flour... </i>

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<i>and sometimes some soap,
then they dump it all over me. </i>

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You better get going, kiddo.
We're gonna be late.

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{1}{1}25.000
{500}{590}A fost odatã ca niciodatã
{900}{1000}�ntr-o galaxie foarte, foarte, foarte, foarte îndepãrtatã|trãia o rasã de oameni cunoscutã ca "Spaceballs"
{1010}{1080}Capitolul 11
{1100}{1190}Liderii Planetei Spaceball au risipit fãrã rost|preþioasa atmosferã a planetei pe care o conduc
{1260}{1320}însã, cu mentalitatea diabolicã|ce îi caracterizeazã,
{1340}{1440}alcãtuiesc un plan secret pentru|a fura atmosfera
{1470}{1550}vecinei lor paºnice,|Planeta Druidia
{1600}{1670}Azi e nunta Prinþesei Vespa|ºi ea e fericitã...
{1710}{1840}Din pãcate nu realizeazã ce am aflat noi...|pericolul ce se apropie venind

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This is MediaBreak. You give us three
minutes and we'll give you the world.

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Good morning. I'm Casey Wong.
with Jesse Perkins.

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Top story: Pretoria.

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The threat of nuclear confrontation
in South Africa escalated today

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when the ruling white military
government of that city state

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unveiled a French-made neutron bomb

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and affirmed its willingness to use the
device as the city

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EL PRINCIPE DE LAS TINIEBLAS

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Encontré al Párroco Carlton
esta mañana. Sigue inconsciente.

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- ¿Qué hacía aquí?
- Se reuniría hoy con Su Eminencia.

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El que dormía, despertó.
Vi ya sus formas de actuar.

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Hablemos de nuestras creencias y de
lo que podemos aprender con ellas.

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Creemos que la Naturaleza
es sólida y el tiempo, constante, -

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- que las cosas tienen susta

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- Your first trip to London?
- Yes.

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Want a word of advice?

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Don't trust the cab drivers.

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They'll take you five miles
to go three blocks.

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And don't waste your time
looking at a street map.

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Nobody can find their way around London.
Not even Londoners.

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Maybe I should go to Baltimore instead.

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No.

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You'l

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{2263}{2305}Yankee nine-niner,|what are your coordinates?
{2330}{2363}0-2-0.|Flight level 1-5.
{2374}{2417}Above release point|echo bravo one.
{2426}{2468}Move in|and check it out.
{2494}{2529}Roger.|Moving in.
{2705}{2742}Food riot in progress.
{2771}{2814}Approximately|1500 civilians.
{2822}{2852}No weapons evident.
{2858}{2895}Proceed with plan alpha.
{2901}{2934}Eliminate anything moving.
{2940}{2976}The crowd is unarmed.
{2982}{3025}There are lots|of women and children.
{3061}{3101}All they want is food!
{3106}{3156}Proceed with plan alpha.|All rioters must be eliminated.
{3214}{3246}The hell with you!
{3252}{3291}I will not fire|

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I'm Kim Philby, Maj0r.

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This is Col0nel Philby.
KGB, retired.

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I have an appointment
with General Govorshin,

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Chairman of the KGB.

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General Gov0rshin left
three hours ago.

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That's imp0ssible.

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I was summ0ned for an
imp0rtant c0nference.

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The C0mrade General charged
me an alternative arrangement.

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What m

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[ Drumbeat ]

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# Fly me to the moon #

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# Let me
play among the stars #

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# Let me see
what spring is like #

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# On Jupiter and Mars #

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# In other words #

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# Hold my hand #

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# In other words #

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# Baby, kiss me #

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# Fill my heart with song #

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(# "The Flight of the Bumblebee"
performed by Harry James)

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(narrator) Once upon a time,
many years ago...

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...two burglars broke into our
neighbours' house in Rockaway.

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Mr and Mrs Needleman had gone to
a movie. The following events occurred.

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(frantic whispering)

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(phone rings)

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- You think we should answer the phone?
- Are you crazy?

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And isn't she pretty?
Now, what's your name?

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Show our friends how pretty you are!

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She's so moved...
Even a bit scared... But don't be,

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our friends are so kind!

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Now, what have you chosen?

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"White Hands"...

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A pretty song,
a shame it's been forgotten!

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Move up to the microphone.
A wonderful choice!

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I

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Show me that little dance
you-all be doing.

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- I told y'all to stop running in here.
- Yes, ma'am.

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I'm gonna smack one
of you now, you hear?

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Them pants cost .98,
baby, you hear?

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See that chocolate cake
I bought?

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The chocolate cake
that was on the counter?

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- Yeah.
- Well, check Cousin Cecil's pockets.

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He probably got it in there

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Hi, everybody.
This is your cousin Brucie. Whoa!

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Our summer romances are in full bloom,
and everybody's in love!

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So cousins, here's a great song
from the Four Seasons.

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That was the summer of 1963...

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when everybody called me ""Baby""
and it didn't occur to me to mind.

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That was before
President Kennedy was shot...

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before the Beatles came...

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Legend has it that it was written by the Dark Ones.

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Necronomicon ex Mortis,

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roughly translated, "Book of the Dead".

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The book served as a passageway to the evil worlds beyond..

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It was written long ago.

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When the seas ran red with blood.

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It was this blood that was used to ink the book.

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In the year 1300 AD, the book disappeared.

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- Colonel Sandurz!
- What is it, Sergeant Ricco?

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You told me to let you know the moment
Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.

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- So?
- Planet Druidia's in sight, sir.

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You're really a Spaceball.

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- You know that, don't you?
- Thanks, sir.

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- Have you notified Lord Helmet?
- Yes, sir. He's on his way.

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Make way for Dark Helmet.

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All rise in t

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-Oberst Sandurz!
Hvad er der, sergent Ricco?

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Du bad mig, at lade dig vide når
Planet Druidia var i sigte, sir.

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Og?
Planet Druidia er i sigte nu, sir.

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Du er virkelig en Spaceball.

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Det ved du, gør du ikke?
Tak, sir.

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Har du underrettet Lord Helmet?
Ja, sir. Han er på vej.

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Gør plads for Dark Helmet.

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Alle rejser sig over for Dark He

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I keep saying to myself,

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"Death is a celebration. "

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Dougy.

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Morning, Tim.

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- Your hair.
- Yeah. It went quick.

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Chemo must be bad.

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Yeah, I quit. The nausea was a disgrace.

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What are your chances, big fella?

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Son, who the fuck can say?

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I handle everything
but the mid

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Boss, may I use the phone?

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Over there!

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Hello, Inspector Lau Ting Kwong please.

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Yes, please!

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Wah!

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What a coincidence!

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Calling the police?

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You must be kidding!

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Hey, Chun, this is Wah...

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What is it?
Don't move!

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Reporting to the

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<i>Listen carefully...</i>

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<i>...my son.</i>

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<i>By now, Kal-El...</i>

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<i>...you are entering the atmosphere
of the planet known as Earth.</i>

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<i>I pray you have made a safe journey.</i>

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<i>The yellow sun of your new home
will give you great physical powers.</i>

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<i>But it cannot console your spirit.</i>

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<i>Placed aboard this vessel
is

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S.O.S. TEM UM LOUCO SOLTO NO ESPA?O

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Uma vez, numa dobra do tempo...

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Numa gal?xia muito, muito, muito,
muito distante

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viveu uma ra?a implac?vel conhecida
como... Spaceballs.

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Cap?tulo Onze

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Os mal?volos governantes do
Planeta Spaceball,

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tendo estupidamente gasto
a sua preciosa atmosfera,

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fizeram um plano secreto para
roubar completame

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<i>Just around the corner
there's heartache... </i>

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<i>... down the street that
losers use. </i>

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<i>If you can wade in
through the teardrops... </i>

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<i>... you'll find me at the
Home of the Blues. </i>

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<i>I will and cry while
my heartbeat... </i>

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<i>... keeps time with the
drag of my shoes. </i>

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<i>The sun never shines through
this window of mine... </i>

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S.O.S. UN LOCO SUELTO
EN EL ESPACIO

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Había una vez
en la encrucijada del tiempo...

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en una galaxia muy, muy, muy,
muy lejana...

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una raza de seres muy crueles
conocidos como...bolas espaciales.

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Capítulo Once

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Los malvados líderes
del planeta Bola Espacial...

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habiendo desperdiciado
su preciosa atmósfera...

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han trazado un plan secre

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Is it really going to happen today,
Daddy? Are we really gonna eat?

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That we are, kids.
And this time it's no pipe dream.

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I gave your mother some money,
towed her car to the supermarket...

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...tied her hands to the cart,
put my foot on her rear...

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...and jump-started her
towards the meat department.

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So get ready, kids, because soon
our mouths will be alive...

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...with d

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Liiguta!
Läheme!

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Saime hakkama või?

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Mida kuradit sa teed?

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G- Tüdruk!

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Püss!

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G- Tüdruk!

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Kui saaksid valida ühe supervõime,
millise võtaksid?

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Võime omal suhu võtta.

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Oleks see alles vaatepilt.
Kas see ei tundu... Pedelik?

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�Idse mitte. No mõtle.
Tõest

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( alarm buzzes )

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COME ON, JO ANN.

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LET'S GET UP.
COME ON.

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NO.

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YES, WAKE UP.

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YOU SAID USE
GUERRILLA TACTICS
IF NECESSARY.

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OKAY!

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( cassette rewinding )

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THIS IS PHASE ONE...

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( tape plays
"Stars and Stripes Forever )

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...ESCALA

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What's your pleasure, Mr. Cotton?

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The box.

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Take it, it's yours.

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It always was.

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It's gotta be one of these.

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- I'm going to freeze to death.
- Okay, okay.

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Well, maybe somebody changed
the lock.

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Well, that's crazy.
Who's gonna change this lock?

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Well, I don't know.
It was just a suggestion.

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(# "The Flight of the Bumblebee"
performed by Harry James)

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(narrator) Once upon a time,
many years ago...

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...two burglars broke into our
neighbours' house in Rockaway.

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Mr and Mrs Needleman had gone to
a movie. The following events occurred.

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(frantic whispering)

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(phone rings)

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- You think we should answer the phone?
- Are you crazy?

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Boss, may I use the phone?

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Over there!

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How can I wear this? So sexy!

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- Bet your boyfriend would love it
- Be serious

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Inspector Lau Ting Kwong please

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Yes, please!

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Wah!

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What a coincidence!

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Calling the cops? Stop kidding around

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Hey, Chun, this is Wah...

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