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Siempre que alguien te recomienda
un médico, es el mejor.

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"�ste es el mejor".
Todos no pueden ser los mejores.

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No puede haber tantos.

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Algunos se habrán licenciado
con las peores notas.

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¿Dónde están esos médicos?

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¿Hay alguien que
le diga esto a un amigo?

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"Deberías ir a mi médico.
Es el peor.

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Sí, sí. Es el peor.
Peor no

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Varje gång nån rekommenderar
en läkare är han alltid bäst.

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Alla kan inte vara bäst!

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Någon är sämst i klassen.
Var finns de läkarna?

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Säger nån till sin vän:
"Gå till min läkare, han är sämst!"

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"Den värste som finns. Du blir
sämre när du varit hos honom!"

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"Han är en slaktare!"

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Sen ska man alltid hälsa till honom.

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Sempre que alguém recomenda um
médico, diz: "� o melhor, o melhor."

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"Este médico é o melhor".
Não podem ser todos os melhores.

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Não pode haver tantos assim!

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Alguém deve fazer o curso
com notas fracas.

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Onde estão esses médicos?

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Haverá alguém que diga ao amigo:

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"Devias ver o meu médico. � o pior.

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Sim, é o pior. Pior que e

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Varje gång nån rekommenderar
en läkare är han alltid bäst.

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Alla kan inte vara bäst!

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Någon är sämst i klassen.
Var finns de läkarna?

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Säger nån till sin vän:
"Gå till min läkare, han är sämst!"

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"Den värste som finns. Du blir
sämre när du varit hos honom!"

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"Han är en slaktare!"

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Sen ska man alltid hälsa till honom.

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Varje gång nån rekommenderar
en läkare är han alltid bäst.

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Alla kan inte vara bäst!

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Någon är sämst i klassen.
Var finns de läkarna?

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Säger nån till sin vän:
"Gå till min läkare, han är sämst!"

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"Den värste som finns. Du blir
sämre när du varit hos honom!"

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"Han är en slaktare!"

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Sen ska man alltid hälsa till honom.

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Siempre que alguien te recomienda
un médico, es el mejor.

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"�ste es el mejor".
Todos no pueden ser los mejores.

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No puede haber tantos.

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Algunos se habrán licenciado
con las peores notas.

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¿Dónde están esos médicos?

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¿Hay alguien que
le diga esto a un amigo?

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"Deberías ir a mi médico.
Es el peor.

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Sí, sí. Es el peor.
Peor no

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Siempre que alguien te recomienda
un médico, es el mejor.

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"�ste es el mejor".
Todos no pueden ser los mejores.

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No puede haber tantos.

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Algunos se habrán licenciado
con las peores notas.

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¿Dónde están esos médicos?

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¿Hay alguien que
le diga esto a un amigo?

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"Deberías ir a mi médico.
Es el peor.

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Sí, sí. Es el peor.
Peor no

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? muito dif?cil encontrarmos a loja
que queremos no centro comercial.

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H? um mapa,

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mas o problema ? que, mesmo se
sabemos onde estamos e aonde ir,

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por vezes, n?o sabemos
que caminho seguir,

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porque o mapa est? na vertical.

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Se tiv?ssemos p?s com ventosas,
pod?amos subir por ele.

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Pod?amos ficar em cima dele
e pensar: "Muito bem, estou aqui...

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Varje gång nån rekommenderar
en läkare är han alltid bäst.

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Alla kan inte vara bäst!

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Någon är sämst i klassen.
Var finns de läkarna?

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Säger nån till sin vän:
"Gå till min läkare, han är sämst!"

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"Den värste som finns. Du blir
sämre när du varit hos honom!"

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"Han är en slaktare!"

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Sen ska man alltid hälsa till honom.

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Good evening. Welcome to the show.
The extra buttons.

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Yeah.

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What kind of a sicko, really,
would save these...

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...have them in a huge file?

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Drawers that wide.
You know, you just...

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"Where the hell is that but..."

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I mean, is it that hard to get
black, round buttons...

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...that they make it
into a whole thing?

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Les parkings ont souvent des places
réservées aux petites voitures.

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C'est de la discrimination, non ?

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Si je veux que mon arrière

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dépasse, c'est mon affaire.

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Il y a des gens
dont l'arrière dépasse

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de leur pantalon,
et personne ne les arrête.

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Personne ne dit :
"Hé, c'est un petit jean.

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Vous n'avez pas le droit."

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Dans tout quartier,
il y a toujours un commerce

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qui change constamment
de propriétaire.

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Tantôt un maroquinier,

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tantôt un vendeur de yaourt,
tantôt un commerce d'animaux.

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�a change tout le temps.

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On dirait une espèce de triangle
des Bermudes de petits commerces.

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Ils ouvrent et disparaissent
sans laisser de traces.

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Nul ne sait

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No outro dia, estava na farmácia a
tentar escolher um medicamento...

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...para a constipação. Alguma vez
tentaram escolher algum? Não é fácil.

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� uma parede. � uma parede cheia
de remédios para a constipação.

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Ficamos ali a ver... Está bem.
Está bem. Pronto.

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Estes têm efeito imediato
e estes efeito prolongado.

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Quando quero sentir-me bem?
Agora ou mais tarde?

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Een haartransplantatie
is echt iets wonderbaarlijks.

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Haar van de zeep kan
zomaar op je hoofd groeien.

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De eerste keer brachten ze een
stuk zeep per helikopter binnen.

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En die zeep lag natuurlijk
aan een schuim-infuus.

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En tijdens de transplantatie bleek:
H?, we zijn de roos kwijt.

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Of stoot 't lichaam het weefsel af?

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Net als bij organen. Kan je hoofd
een haartransplantat

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The bad thing about television...

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...is that everybody you see on
television is doing something better...

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...than what you're doing.

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You never see anybody
on TV sliding off the sofa...

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...with crumbs on their face.

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Some people have a
little too much fun.

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The soda commercial people.

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Where do they summon
this enthusiasm?

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Mã duc sã-mi fac un test
psihologic.

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Proba de urinã. Atunci când le-o dai
este întotdeauna o plãcere, nu-i aºa?

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�ntotdeauna se pune problema cantitãþii:

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"Nu ºtiu câtã aveþi nevoie.
V-o dau pe toatã care e aici.

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Pot sã mai aduc. Oricât aveþi
nevoie, eu v-o pot aduce.

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Doar sã-mi spuneþi. Vreau sã
spun cã nu este o problemã..."

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Dar la orice tip de

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Mã duc sã-mi fac un test
psihologic.

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Proba de urinã. Atunci când le-o dai
este întotdeauna o plãcere, nu-i aºa?

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�ntotdeauna se pune problema cantitãþii:

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"Nu ºtiu câtã aveþi nevoie.
V-o dau pe toatã care e aici.

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Pot sã mai aduc. Oricât aveþi
nevoie, eu v-o pot aduce.

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Doar sã-mi spuneþi. Vreau sã
spun cã nu este o problemã..."

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Dar la orice tip de

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They got us trained
to use the cash machine.

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We're chickens in an experiment...

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...waiting for that pellet
to come down the shoot.

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You see people at the cash machine.
They're just there.

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Waiting for the sound.

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You're waiting for the sound.
That's what we're trained to hear.

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The here-comes-the-money sound,
you know?

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It's exciting. D

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What's supposed to be
so attractive about fur?

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Why does a man
wanna see a woman in fur?

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Men want women with shaved legs,
shaved armpits, plucked eyebrows.

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Then before we go out,
we dress them up like a bear?

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To me, the only reason to wear fur...

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...would be if you were trying
to sneak up on another animal.

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You ever see those tribal hunters
wearing the fur...

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I was thinking about hair...

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...and that the weird thing about it...

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...is that people will touch
other people's hair.

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You will actually kiss another
human being right on the head...

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...but if one of those hairs...

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...should somehow be able to get out
of that skull and go off on its own...

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...it is now the vilest, most disgusting
thing that you can encounter.

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The thing about birthday parties...

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...is that the first and last party
you have are quite similar.

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You just kind of sit there.

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You're the least excited person
at the party.

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You don't even realize
that there is a party.

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You don't know what's going on.

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Both birthday parties,
people have to help you...

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...blow out the candles. You don

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Buying shoes is a challenge.
Ever see someone put on new shoes?

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They turn into a zombie as they start
walking around the store.

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"Yeah, these are pretty good."

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Then they have that
little 1 -foot-high mirror.

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What is that about? So I can see
what cats will think of my shoes?

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What is that angle?

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Bum passed out on the curb,
"Hey, what do you think of these?

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When did tick-tack-toe
become the pound sign?

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Why not call it what it is?

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"Leave your numeric message now,
and then press Archie's head."

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And what is that redial button?
Let's face it.

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You'll either get the person, the
machine or they have call waiting.

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Who is redialling and redialling?

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This is like the harassment key
for people in a fight, you know.

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The Christmas tree seems
to inspire a love-hate relationship.

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All that time is spent
selecting it and decorating it...

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...and then a week after,
it's just thrown somewhere.

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You see it by the side of the road.
It looks like a mob hit.

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The car slows down, the door opens,
and this tree just rolls out.

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People snap out of that Christmas
spirit like it was a drunken stupor.

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lt's hard to justify,
at this point in history...

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...the existence of men
and their handkerchiefs.

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l mean, they open it up,
blow their nose in it...

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...then put it in their pocket
with their other valuables.

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Wallet, keys, mucous.
Yup, got everything.

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ls it because men can't give birth...

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...are they just proud of anything
that comes out of us?

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The tuxedo is a woman's view
that men are all the same.

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We might as well
dress them that way.

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To me, a wedding is the joining
together of a beautiful, glowing bride...

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...and some guy.

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The tuxedo is a wedding safety
device, created by women...

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...because they know that men
are undependable.

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So in case the groom chickens out...

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...e

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I love these nature shows.

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And it's amazing
how you can always relate.

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You're watching the
African dung beetle and going:

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"Boy, his life is a lot like mine. "

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You always root for whichever animal
is the star of the show.

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Like, if it's the antelope,
and a lion's chasing it...

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...you go, "Run, antelope, run.
Use your speed. Get away. "

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Não vos parece que
o boneco do ventríloquo...

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...tem uma vida sexual e social
muito activa?

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Está sempre a falar de encontros
e de mulheres que conhece...

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...e que leva para a mala, à noite.

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Conta sempre uma piada com serradura.

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Uma coisa pervertida qualquer,
porque é feito de madeira...

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...e pode rodar a cabeça.

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E contam que a

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You can't have adultery.
You commit it.

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You can't even commit adultery unless
you already have a commitment.

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So you have to make the commitment
before thinking about committing it.

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There's no commit without the commit.

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Then, once you commit,
then you can commit the adultery.

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Then you get caught, get divorced,
lose your mind...

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...and they have you committed.

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Most men like working on things.

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Tools, objects, fixing things.
This is what men enjoy doing.

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Ever noticed if a guy's in his driveway
working on something with tools...

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...how all the other men
in the neighbourhood...

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00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,100
...are magnetically drawn
to this activity?

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They just come wandering out
of the house like zombies.

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Men... It's true. Men hear a drill,
it's like a dog

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There's no way
that moving in with your parents...

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...is a sign that your life
is right on track.

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There's no way
that you could fake this even.

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"Things are great.
I met a terrific girl, I got a great job...

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...and if everything goes
according to plan...

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...I'm gonna be moving back in
with my parents soon. "

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It's like getting busted
on a parole violation...

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Aren't mannequins kind of an insult
to your imagination?

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You couldn't visualize a sweater...

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00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,503
...so we'll show you on this
life-size, snotty puppet.

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When they're finished
they become crash-test dummies.

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The end of the line
for a mannequin.

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00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:16,747
"Whatever happened to Bob?"

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"Have you seen that
new Volvo commercial?

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He's got a bull's-eye
r

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-=�versatt av zozlow=-
www.Undertexter.se

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Jag har alltid undrat varför baseball
är så associerat med sex.

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"Han spelar ute. Han fick in den.
Han kom inte ens till första basen"

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"Jag blev utslagen. Varför?
Hon ville ha en diamant"

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Det är alltid baseball,
alltid baseball.

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När det gäller baseball, så
föredrar jag feta domare.

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Om du är på planen
och inte med

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01:27:15,013 --> 01:27:16,571
The thing about birthday parties...

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01:27:18,150 --> 01:27:21,017
...is that the first and last party
you have are quite similar.

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01:27:21,186 --> 01:27:22,744
You just kind of sit there.

4
01:27:22,921 --> 01:27:25,822
You're the least excited person
at the party.

5
01:27:25,991 --> 01:27:28,687
You don't even realize
that there is a party.

6
01:27:28,860 --> 01:27:30,418
You don't know what's going on.

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01:27:30,762 --> 01:27:33,196
Both birthday parties,
people have to help you...

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01:27:33,365 --> 01:27:36,357
...blow out the candles. You don

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-=�versatt av zozlow=-
www.Undertexter.se

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Den nya stora grejen
med glasögon -

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- verkar vara bandet som gör
att man kan ta dem av och på -

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- vilket jag inte förstår, för om man
har glasögon, är inte det därför att -

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- man behöver glasögon?

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"Du behöver glasögon"
�r det inte så de säger?

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�gonläkaren säger inte:
"Skulle du vilja ha glasögon?"

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The whale's supposed to be
an intelligent animal.

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You hear about how they communicate
by song from miles away...

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...how extensive their vocabulary is.

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From the rate we're pushing
the whales off the beach...

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...back into the ocean,
the words "shore" and "close"...

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...do not appear to be
in their vocabulary.

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I'd say to them,
"Concentrate less on the singing...

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If wedding invitations
were left up to men...

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00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,433
...we'd just drive around
sticking fliers in windshields.

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Not even typed up either.

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Just magic markers,
xeroxed, you know:

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"Party."

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What's needed
is a divorce announcement.

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"Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson
request the honour of your presence...

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...at the returning of their daughter
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