Search Movie Subtitles results for Seinfeld Season 4 E0 7 1 Spanish 2 9 97 Fps

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Cuesta encontrar una tienda
en un centro comercial.

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Tienen planos, pero para cuando
descubres dónde estás...

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...y adónde quieres ir...

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...a veces sigues sin saber
qué dirección tomar...

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...porque es un plano vertical.

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Si tuvieses ventosas en los pies,
podrías caminar sobre el plano.

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Y podrías decir:
"Vale, estoy aquí.

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Quier

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¿ Qué hay de la sandía sin semillas?
Qué invento.

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Los científicos trabajan en ello.

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Otros científicos dedican su vida
a luchar contra el cáncer, el SIDA.

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Estos tipos dicen,
"No, me enfoco en la sandía.

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Claro, miles de personas
están muriendo innecesariamente...

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...pero esto, esto tiene que parar.

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¿Alguna vez trataste de levantar una
semilla del suelo? Es cas

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Me asombra que la gente se mude...

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...a una ciudad que no conoce.

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Y como si nada.
Se van en avión y dicen:

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"Ahora vivo ahí".

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Sólo a unas miles de millas...
"Y ahora vivo ahí".

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A los pioneros les llevó años
atravesar el país.

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Ahora la gente viaja miles de
kilómetros para pasar una temporada.

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Yo creo que ningún pionero
hizo

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El tenis profesional...

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¿No entiendo por qué
siempre te hacen callar?

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¿Acaso los jugadores
no saben que estamos ahí?

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¿Deberíamos escondernos detrás
de los asientos para que no nos vean?

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Para mí, el tenis
es igual al ping-pong...

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...pero con los jugadores
parados sobre la mesa.

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Eso es todo.

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Y esa forma ridícula
de anotar.

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No sé por qué siempre relacionan
el béisbol con el sexo.

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Está en el jardín, anotó una,
no llegó a primera base...

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...la saqué fuera,
se fue para el diamante.

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Siempre es el béisbol.
Siempre.

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Para seguir con el béisbol,
prefiero a los árbitros gordos.

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Creo que si estás
en el campo y no juegas...

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...debes estar en un estado
físico lamentable.

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Los nombres de los autos
son estúpidos.

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Ningún Barón tiene un Le Baron.

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O un Ford LTD.

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"LTD quiere decir por limitado".
Es una edición limitada.

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¿ Cuántos hicieron,
15 millones de autos?

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Sí, se limita al número de autos
que podamos vender.

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O mezclan una palabra positiva
con el nombre del auto.

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¿Lo han oído?
El Integra.

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Siempre que alguien te recomienda
un médico, es el mejor.

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"�ste es el mejor".
Todos no pueden ser los mejores.

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No puede haber tantos.

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Algunos se habrán licenciado
con las peores notas.

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¿Dónde están esos médicos?

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¿Hay alguien que
le diga esto a un amigo?

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"Deberías ir a mi médico.
Es el peor.

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Sí, sí. Es el peor.
Peor no

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Siempre que conduzco, me
topo con un experto en carriles.

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¿ Conocen a ese tipo de gente?
Siempre reevalúan...

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...su elección de carril.
Nunca están seguros:

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"¿Será éste el mejor carril
para mí, para mi vida?"

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Van siempre un poco por delante.
"¿Puedo meterme?

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¿Me deja pasar delante?"

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Sí, ponte aquí, amigo.
En este carril vamos rapidísimos.

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¿Alguna vez han llamado por teléfono
y se incomodan cuando responden?

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Querían la contestadora.

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Entonces no hallan qué decir...

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...y se quedan: yo, ah... yo, ah...
no sabía que estabas ahí.

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Quería dejar un mensaje diciendo
"lamento no haberte encontrado".

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Ahora tenemos a dos personas
que se odian y no se hablan...

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...pero sus contestadoras son
como un respirador

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El otro día, en la calle,
hago una llamada desde una cabina...

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...me excedo un poco en los minutos...

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...cuelgo, empiezo a caminar.

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¿Les ha ocurrido esto?
¿ Qué...?

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El teléfono suena.
Es la compañía telefónica.

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Quieren más dinero.

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¿No les encanta eso?
Les tienes ahí, donde quieres...

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...por primera vez en la vida.
Estás

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Comprar zapatos es un gran reto.

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Uno parece un zombi caminando
por la tienda viendo zapatos.

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"Sí, éstos son muy cómodos".

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¿ Y para qué sirven
esos espejitos de 30 cm de alto?

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¿Para ver si a los gatos
les gustan los zapatos?

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¿Para qué inclinan el espejo?

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¿Para que un borracho en el piso
me diga que me quedan bien?

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"Los acabo

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As pessoas viajam
milhares de quilômetros...

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para irem para outra cidade,
pegam um avião e vão para lá.

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"São só mil quilômetros."

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Os pioneiros levaram anos
para cruzar o país...

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agora todos viajam milhares
de quilômetros para uma estação.

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Os pioneiros não faziam isso.

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"Levamos dez anos para chegar lá,
passamos o verão...

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It's amazing to me
that people move...

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...thousands of miles away
to another city.

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They think nothing of it.
They get on a plane.

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They live there now.

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Just a thousand miles...
I'm living over there.

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You know, pioneers... It took years
to cross the country.

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Now people will move thousands
of miles just for one season.

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I don't think

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En ole jäänyt missään
ilman kahvia.

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Lhmiset tuputtavat aina kahvia.
"Kuka haluaa kahvia? Otatko kahvia?"

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Kahvi on ainoita asioita,
joita ihmiset tyrkyttävät jatkuvasti.

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Tarjoilija kysyy: "Otatko li

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Every time somebody recommends
a doctor, he's always the best.

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"This guy's the best."
They can't all be the best.

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There can't be this many bests.

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Someone's graduating
at the bottom of these classes.

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Where are these doctors?

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Is somewhere someone
saying to their friend:

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"You should see my doctor.
He's the worst.

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Oh, yeah. He's the wo

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I'm always in traffic
with the lane expert.

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Do you know this type of person?
Constantly re-evaluating...

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...their lane choice.
Never quite sure:

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"Is this the best lane for me,
for my life?"

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They're always a little bit ahead.
"Can I get in over there?

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Can I get ahead of you?"

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Yeah, come on over here, pal.
We're zooming over here.

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T

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Estou sempre a negociar
com o perito em faixas.

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Avalia constantemente

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a escolha de faixas.

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Sem certezas:

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"Será a melhor faixa
para mim? Para a minha vida?"

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Está um pouco á nossa frente
e pensa: " Posso passar para aí?

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Posso ultrapassá-lo?
Posso entrar?"

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Claro, amigo,
aqui é que andamos bem.

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Nomes de carros são cretinos.

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Nenhum barão teve um LeBaron.

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Ou então o Ford LTD.

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Ltd. Limitada.
� uma edição limitada.

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Produziram o quê?
Uns 50 milhões?

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Limitada à quantia
que der para vender.

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E quando querem pôr
uma palavra positiva no nome?

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Já viram isso?
Como o Integra.

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Integridade

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Als iemand een arts aanbeveelt,
dan is die altijd de beste.

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Hij is de beste. Dat kunnen
ze niet allemaal zijn.

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Zoveel de besten is onmogelijk.
lemand is de slechtste van de klas.

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Waar blijven die artsen?

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Zegt ooit iemand tegen een vriend:
Neem mijn arts, die is de slechtste.

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Hij is de slechtste.
Slechter bestaan ze niet.

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Wat je ook scheelt, na een consult
voel je je

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Já imaginou uma melancia
sem caroço? Que invenção!

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Há cientistas
trabalhando nisso.

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Outros cientistas pesquisam
a cura para o câncer, a AIDS.

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Mas eles, não.
"Vou me dedicar ao melão.

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Milhares de pessoas
morrem todos os dias...

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mas isso não pode continuar.

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Já tentou pegar o caroço do chão?
� quase impossível.

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Vou devo

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C'est hallucinant,
les gens parcourent

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des milliers de km pour s'installer
dans une autre ville.

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En un tour de main.
"J'habite là, maintenant.

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C'est à 1500 km.
J'habite là."

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Les pionniers mettaient
des années pour traverser le pays.

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A présent, on fait
des milliers de km

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pour une seule saison.

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Les pionniers
ne faisaient pas Ã

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Sempre que alguém recomenda um
médico, diz: "� o melhor, o melhor."

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"Este médico é o melhor".
Näo podem ser todos os melhores.

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Näo pode haver tantos assim!

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Alguém deve fazer o curso
com notas fracas.

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Onde estäo esses médicos?

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Haverá alguém que diga ao amigo:

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"Devias ver o meu médico. � o pior.

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Sim, é o pior. Pior que e

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Jag ringde i en telefonautomat
häromdagen. Pratade för länge.

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Lade på luren och gick därifrån...
Har det hänt er?

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Telefonen ringer. Det är telefon-
bolaget. De vill ha mer pengar.

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Det är härligt. Man har dem precis
där man vill - för första gången.

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Man står på gatan, de kan inte göra
nåt. Jag låter det ringa en stund.

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00:00:29,049 --> 00:00:34,203
LÃ¥ter henne svettas lite.
Sen svarar jag: "Ja, hallå?"

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Det är svårt att hitta i gallerian.
Det finns en karta-

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00:00:06,249 --> 00:00:11,369
- men problemet är att även om man
hittar var man är och vart man ska-

3
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- så vet man ändå inte åt vilket håll
det är, eftersom kartan står upp.

4
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Hade man sugfötter kunde man kliva
upp på den. Då skulle man hitta.

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"Jag är här och ska till The Gap.
Det ligger ditåt. Då så."

6
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Folk skulle känna igen en
om man gick så här...

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00

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ÿþ1
00:00:02,607 --> 00:00:05,679
Jag har aldrig varit utan kaffe.

2
00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:10,876
Folk försöker alltid ge en kaffe.
"FÃ¥r det vara lite kaffe?"

3
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Kaffe är det enda som folk
ständigt försöker ge en.

4
00:00:16,007 --> 00:00:19,158
Servitriser vill alltid fylla på.

5
00:00:19,32

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La última moda para los anteojos...

2
00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:08,346
...es una tira que va por detrás
para ponérselos y quitárselos...

3
00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,041
...lo cual no entiendo,
pues si usas anteojos...

4
00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,349
...¿no necesitas llevarlos puestos?

5
00:00:14,722 --> 00:00:16,849
Te dicen que necesitas
anteojos...

6
00:00:16,925 --> 00:00:20,292
...un oculista no te pregunta:
"¿ Quisieras unos anteojos?"

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Quien usa muletas, no usa
dos cadenas en el cinturón...

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Hver gang nogen anbefaler en læge,
er han altid bedst.

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00:00:07,649 --> 00:00:11,722
Alle kan ikke være bedst!

3
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Nogen er dårligst i klassen.
Hvor er de læger?

4
00:00:17,049 --> 00:00:22,077
Siger nogen måske til sin ven:
"Gå til min læge. Han er dårligst!"

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"Den værste, der findes. Du får
det værre, når du har besøgt ham!"

6
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"Han er en slagter!"

7
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SÃ¥ skal man altid hilse ham.

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Hvorfor?

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¿Saben de qué se trata?
¿Por qué estamos aquí?

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Salir. Esto es salir.

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Salir es una de las experiencias
más placenteras de la vida.

4
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¿Saben como la gente dice:
"Tendríamos que salir"?

5
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De esto es de lo que hablan.

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Todo esto. Todos hemos salido ahora.

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Nadie está en casa.

8
00:00:18,489 --> 00:00:20,878
Ni una sola persona está en casa.
Todos hemos salido.

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En todas partes hay
un Hoffritz.

2
00:00:04,369 --> 00:00:08,328
Hay sitios en los que da miedo currar.
No sé qué pensarán.

3
00:00:08,489 --> 00:00:10,445
No les gustaría
que la gente les dijera:

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"Necesito cuchillos.
Necesito más cuchillos.

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¿Tiene algún cuchillo más grande?

6
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Necesito uno más grande.
Grande, largo y afilado.

7
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Para eso he venido.
Me gustan bien afilados.

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¿Los hay con ga

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Jeg møder altid en kørebaneekspert.

2
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De reviderer konstant
deres valg af kørebane.

3
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"Er det her den bedste bane
for mig, for mit liv?"

4
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"MÃ¥ jeg krydse ind foran dig?"

5
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"Ja, her suser vi frem!"

6
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"Det er den hemmelige bane,
som ingen kender til!"

7
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Den store prøve er, når man
står stille. Man triller ikke engang.

8
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Man kan tydeligt se t

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How about the seedless
watermelon? What an invention.

2
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Scientists are working on this.

3
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Other scientists devote their lives
to fighting cancer, AIDS.

4
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These guys go,
"No, I'm focusing on melon.

5
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Oh, sure, thousands of people
are dying needlessly...

6
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...but this, that's gotta stop.

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You ever try and pick a wet one up
off the floor? It's almost impossible.

8
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ÿþ1
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Je ne connais pas
un seul endroit sans café.

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On vous propose constamment
du café. "Un petit café..."

3
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C'est la seule chose
qu'on n'arrête pas de vous offrir.

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La serveuse: " Encore une goutte?
Je le

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In het verkeer kom ik altijd
rijstrook-experts tegen...

2
00:00:06,369 --> 00:00:10,840
die steeds weer nadenken of ze
wel in de juiste rijstrook zitten.

3
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'ls dit nou wel de juiste
keuze voor mijn leven? '

4
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Hij probeert je altijd in te halen.
'Kan ik daar nog bij? '

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Kom maar hier. Hier scheuren we.

6
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Dit is de geheime rijstrook
die niemand kent.

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Dé psychologische test van
rijden is plotseling stoppen.

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Une équipe de chercheurs
a inventé

2
00:00:04,512 --> 00:00:06,036
la pastèque sans pépins!

3
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D'autres chercheurs s'occupent
du cancer, du SIDA...

4
00:00:09,484 --> 00:00:12,612
Mais eux disent:
"Nous, c'est la pastèque!

5
00:00:13,588 --> 00:00:16,250
Bien sûr, des milliers de gens
meurent inutilement,

6
00:00:16,457 --> 00:00:18,084
mais ceci doit finir.

7
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Ramasser une pastèque
humide est quasi impossible.

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Je consacre ma vie à cela."

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Jag träffar alltid på en filexpert.

2
00:00:06,569 --> 00:00:10,801
De omvärderar ständigt valet av fil.

3
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"�r det här den bästa filen
för mig, för mitt liv?"

4
00:00:15,609 --> 00:00:19,443
"Får jag svänga in framför dig?"

5
00:00:19,609 --> 00:00:22,442
Visst, här susar vi fram!

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00:00:22,609 --> 00:00:26,158
Det är den hemliga filen,
ingen känner till den!

7
00:00:26,329 --> 00:00:31,119
Det stora provet är när man
står stilla, man rullar inte ens.

8
00:00:31,329 --> 00:00:34,924
Man ser tuggummit tydl

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Aina kun joku suosittaa lääkäriä,
hän on tietysti paras.

2
00:00:06,769 --> 00:00:09,647
"Hän on paras."
He kaikki eivät voi olla parhaita.

3
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Niin monta parasta ei voi olla.

4
00:00:11,849 --> 00:00:16,764
Jonkun täytyy valmistua luokkansa
huonoimpana. Missä he ovat?

5
00:00:17,049 --> 00:00:21,725
Sanooko joku ystävälleen: " Kävisit
minun lääkärilläni. Hän on huonoin."

6
00:00:22,049 --> 00:00:24,768
"lhan totta. Hän on ehdottomasti
huonoin kaikista."

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"Mitä tahansa sinulla on

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ÿþ1
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Hver morgen, når man vågner,
er man som nyfødt.

2
00:00:07,167 --> 00:00:09,522
Man kan ikke se, man kan ikke tale.

3
00:00:09,687 --> 00:00:14,078
Man forsøger at komme i tanker om,
hvordan man går. Har man levet?

4
00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:18,843
Menneskehedens forfald illustreres
bedst af "sn

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Ser doctor es prestigioso...

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00:00:05,146 --> 00:00:06,875
...pero es de los únicos trabajos...

3
00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:10,017
...en el que tienes que tener
tu diploma en la pared.

4
00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:12,243
Los hace sentir inseguros, ¿ o no?

5
00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:15,150
"Verdaderamente soy doctor.

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00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:18,518
Si no lo creen, observen".

7
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No sé para qué necesitan...

8
00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,690
...esa influencia sicológica.

9
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"Entre ahí, quítese el pa

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ÿþ1
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Ich war noch nirgends,
wo es keinen Kaffee gab.

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Leute wollen einem
ständig Kaffee geben.

3
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"Wer möchte Kaffee?
Darf ich dir einen Kaffee bringen?"

4
00:00:11,007 --> 00:00:13,043
Kaffee ist eines der wenigen Dinge...

5
00:00:13,2

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ÿþ1
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Beim Essen bin ich faul.

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00:00:05,687 --> 00:00:08,997
Darum mag ich Suppe. Die sieht
schon mal halb verdaut aus...

3
00:00:09,167 --> 00:00:11,522
also denkt man, die halbe Arbeit
sei schon getan.

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