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Când a devenit tick-tack-toe
semnul lirei?

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De ce sã nu suni când este?

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"Lãsaþi mesajul dumneavostra numeric acum,
ºi apãsaþi pe capul lui Archie."

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ªi ce e cu butonul ãla de a formã din nou ?
Hai sã aºteptãm.

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Ori îþi vã rãspunde persoanã respectivã,
ori aparatul ori vei aºtepta sã sune.

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Cine tot formeazã din nou?

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�sta e cã o cheie a hãrþuirii

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Un par de tés.

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¿Qué pasó con tu voz?

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Grité en Hecklers toda la noche.

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Es la última vez
que animo un rodeo.

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Jerry, he estado pensando...

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...que ya no soporto ser
George Costanza.

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¿Hablamos de suicidio
o del nombre?

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Del nombre.

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George. ¿Qué es eso? No es nada.

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Nu existã loc în care am fost
sã nu existe cafea.

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Iar oamenii încearcã constant
sã-þi dea cafea.

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"Cine mai vrea cafea?
Pot sã-þi aduc o cafea?"

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Cafeaua e singurul lucru pe care
îl poþi avea...

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...pe care oamenii continuã
sã încerce sã þi-l dea.

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Chelneriþa întreabã, "Pot s-o umplu?
Pot s-o-ncãlzesc? Pot sã mai torn?"

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Ridici un capac de canal;

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Am fost la cinã ieri searã, nota
de platã a venit la sfârºitul mesei.

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Niciodatã nu mi-a plãcut acest sistem.

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Banii sunt diferiþi înainte sã mãnânci.

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�nainte sã mãnânci, banii nu au valoare.

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Nu-þi pasã când îþi e foame.

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Iei loc la restaurant, eºti regele
imperiului. "Mai multe bãuturi!

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Aperitiv! Repede, repede.

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V

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Ce spuneþi de pepenele fãrã seminþe?
Ce invenþie.

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Oamenii de ºtiinþa lucreazã la asta.

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Alþi oameni de ºtiinþã îºi ocupã toatã viaþa
pentru lupta împotriva SIDA, cancerului.

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Aceºti tipi, nuuu,
"Eu mã voi concentra asupra pepenilor.

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Desigur, sute de oameni
mor datoritã lipsei de ajutor...

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... dar asta, asta trebuie sã se opreascã.

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Aþi încercat vr

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Guma este una dintre
cele mai ciudate invenþii.

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Nu e lichidã. Nu e solidã.
Nu e aliment.

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Ce este?
Nu este mai nimic.

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E ca o bicicletã pentru maxilarul tãu.

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Vã amintiþi când eraþi la ºcoalã
ºi profesorii se enervau...

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...dacã vã prindeau cu gumã?

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Când eºti copil,
te gândeºti: ce mare lucru?

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Ca un adult, pot sã î

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Seria 8 - Episodul 6
THE FATIGUES

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Traducerea ºi adaptarea: Narcis

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Am început sã lucrez la fixarea de ipoteci,
dar mi s-a pãrut atât de limitant.

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Tocmai discutam ieri despre acelaºi lucru
cu prietenul meu Kramer.

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A lucrat o vreme la Brandt-Leland.

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Pãi, apoi mentorul meu mi-a sugerat
sã mã mult la echitabilitãþi.

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Cea mai bunã miºcare fãcutã.

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Mã duc sã-mi fac un test
psihologic.

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Proba de urinã. Atunci când le-o dai
este întotdeauna o plãcere, nu-i aºa?

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�ntotdeauna se pune problema cantitãþii:

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"Nu ºtiu câtã aveþi nevoie.
V-o dau pe toatã care e aici.

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Pot sã mai aduc. Oricât aveþi
nevoie, eu v-o pot aduce.

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Doar sã-mi spuneþi. Vreau sã
spun cã nu este o problemã..."

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Dar la orice tip de

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Sãptâmana trecutã la Seinfeld.

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Da, sunt aici pentru audiþie.

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M-au sunat cei de la Tonight Show ºi vor...

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...sã fac emisiunea de pe 28.
îmi dau bilete gratis pentru L.A.

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- Vrei sã mergi?
- Bilet gratis?

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L-am putea cãuta pe Kramer.

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Am o intâlnire importantã.
Niºte oameni interesaþi de scenariul meu.

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- Foarte tânarã.
-

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Ei ne-au învãþat
sã folosim casele de bani.

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Suntem gãini într-un experiment...

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...aºteptând cocoloaºele
sã coboare din împuºcãturã.

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Vezi oameni la casã de bani.
Ei doar sunt acolo.

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Aºteptând sunetul.

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Aºtepþi sunetul.
�sta suntem învãþaþi sã auzim.

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Sunetul aici-vin-banii,
ºtii?

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Este emoþionant. Tu nu te em

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Mi se pare extraordinar
cum oamenii se mutã...

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...la mii de mile distanþã
în alt oraº.

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Nu se gândesc.
Se urcã într-un avion, boom.

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Au ajuns, acum locuiesc aici.

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Doar 1000 de mile...
Eu locuiesc acolo.

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Pionierilor le-a luat mulþi ani
sã traverseze þara.

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Acum oamenii cãlãtoresc mii de mile
doar pentru un sezon.

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Cred cã

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E o piatrã magnificã.

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Au ridicat-o azi dimineaþã.

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Chiar cã e o piatrã magnificã.

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Jerry?

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George...

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...te lãsãm singur cu ea.

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- Ce?
- Sunt sigurã cã existã lucruri...

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...pe care vrei sã le spui.

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Nu, sunt în regulã.

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Serios. Jerry?

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Mã gândeam la perucã din
punct de vedere istoric.

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Razboiul Revoluþiei a fost ultimul
rãzboi purtat în peruci...

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...ºi se pare cã din cauza asta le-a fost greu.
Se duc la bãtãlie:

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"Mi-am luat gloanþele?
Mi-am luat centura de poliþist?"

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Trebuia sã te asiguri cã ai totul la tine.
Mai sunt multe de verificat.

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"Dacã sunt omorât?
�mi stã drept peruca?"

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Ha

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So I'm on line at the supermarket.

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Two women in front of me.

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One of them, her total was .
The other, .

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They both, of course, choose
to pay by the use of the check.

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Fact is, if it is a woman in front of you
that's writing out the check...

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...you'll not be waiting long.

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I have noticed that women
are very fast with checks.

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You know

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Si un asesino en serie anda suelto,
lo más seguro es ser su vecino.

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Nunca matan a su vecino.
El vecino sobrevive...

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...y lo entrevistan.
"Era muy tranquilo".

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A ellos nunca les molestan
los ruidos...

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...durante los asesinatos.
Sólo el estéreo.

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Cierras eléctricas, gritos,
todo bien.

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Sólo bajen la música.

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Ciertas mujeres se ena

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No puedes tener un adulterio,
cometes adulterio.

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Y ni siquiera puedes cometerlo
a menos que estés comprometido.

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Así que tienes que comprometerte...

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...antes de siquiera
pensar en cometerlo.

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No hay cometido sin el cometido.

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Cuando lo cometes,
cometes adulterio.

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Y puedes ser descubierto,
divorciarte, enloquecer...

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...y después te

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Si un asesino en serie anda suelto,
lo más seguro es ser su vecino.

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Nunca matan a su vecino.
El vecino sobrevive...

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...y lo entrevistan.
"Era muy tranquilo".

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A ellos nunca les molestan
los ruidos...

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...durante los asesinatos.
Sólo el estéreo.

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Cierras eléctricas, gritos,
todo bien.

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Sólo bajen la música.

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Ciertas mujeres se ena

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Oh, hi.

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A hundred episodes.

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That's a lot. During the course of
which George, Elaine, Kramer and I...

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...have had many experiences,
both positive and negative.

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Well, mostly negative.

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There've been some relationships
that haven't worked out...

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...ambitions that were unfulfilled...

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...hopes dashed...

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-Well, that was all right, huh?
-Yeah.

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Well...

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-...good night.
-Yeah, good night.

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Jerry, we can only stay four days.

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Well, I'm upset,
but we'll make the most of it.

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Helen, did you pack my travel gym?

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Yes. Oh, your father bought
an exercise device off television.

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He does it every morning at 4.

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Onl

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Pourquoi est-on ici?

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Pour sortir.
Etre ici, c'est sortir.

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Sortir est une des grandes joies
de l'existence.

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Les gens ne pensent qu'à ça.
Ils en parlent sans arrêt.

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Personne ici
n'est resté à la maison.

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Nous sommes tous sortis.

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Tout le monde nous cherche,
et on est introuvable.

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"Je ne le trouve pas.
Où est-il? II n'a rien dit.

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Odeio roupa.

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Detesto comprá-la,

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detesto tirá-la do roupeiro...

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Não suporto ter de arranjar
combinações diferentes

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todos os dias.

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Acho que, no futuro,

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a Moda vai deixar de existir.

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A sério. Porque todos acabaremos
por usar a mesma roupa.

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Sempre que vejo um filme
ou um programa de televisão

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I think people think of their office
as a stationery store with Danish.

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You know what I mean?
You wanna get your pastry...

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...your envelopes, your supplies...

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...your toilet paper, six cups of coffee,
and you go home.

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Why do people that work in offices...

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...have pictures of their family
on their desk facing them?

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Do they forget that they're married?

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So, what happened with
with the auto show?

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-I waited for you. You never came.
-Oh, I'm sorry. I got really busy.

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-How long did you wait?
-Five minutes.

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-Five minutes? That's it?
-No difference. You never showed up.

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Well, I could have.

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I mean, last week we waited for that
friend of Kramer's for like 40 minutes.

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We barely knew the guy.

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Fui a la farmacia, quería algo para el
resfriado. ¿Lo han hecho alguna vez?

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Hay una pared llena de medicinas.

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"Ok, vamos a ver.
¿Dónde diablos estoy...?

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�sta actúa más rápidamente,
pero a ésta le duran más los efectos.

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¿ Cuándo necesito sentirme bien?
¿Ahora o luego?"

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Una decisión difícil.

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Los anuncios en televisión muestran
qué le ocurre a ese tipo.

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Of all the places you go...

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...the dry cleaning relationship's
the most bizarre.

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You keep giving each other
the same thing...

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...back and forth over and over again.

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He gives it to you, you give it to him,
he gives it back to you.

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lt's like it's half his shirt, in a way.

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He has it as much as you do.

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You ought to go shopping with him.

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Aren't mannequins kind of an insult
to your imagination?

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You couldn't visualize a sweater...

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...so we'll show you on this
life-size, snotty puppet.

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When they're finished
they become crash-test dummies.

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The end of the line
for a mannequin.

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''Whatever happened to Bob?''

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''Have you seen that
new Volvo commercial?

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He's got a bull's-eye

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If wedding invitations
were left up to men...

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...we'd just drive around
sticking fliers in windshields.

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Not even typed up either.

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Just magic markers,
xeroxed, you know:

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"Party."

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What's needed
is a divorce announcement.

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"Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson
request the honour of your presence...

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...at the returning of their daughter
back to M

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Llegas a un punto con tus padres...

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...donde lo único que puedes
hacer con ellos es comer.

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Ya no puedes hablar más...

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...pero al menos quieres intentar
mantener tu boca en movimiento.

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Y están tan ansiosos por ello.
Llegas y...

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"¿Cómo estuvo el vuelo?
Debes tener hambre."

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"¿Cómo dormiste?
¿Listo para desayunar?"

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Mi madre dis

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Estoy en la cola
del supermercado.

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Dos mujeres delante de mí.

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El total de una de ellas
es 8 dólares. El de la otra, 3.

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- Ambas, claro, pagan con un...
- ¡Cheque!.

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Si tienes una mujer delante
haciendo un cheque...

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...no vas a esperar mucho.

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Las mujeres son muy rápidas
con los cheques.

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Y eso es porque hacen muchos.

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HEY!
Morning!

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Look, this is crazy, I can't go on like this.

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Why?

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00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,115
I need some space.

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Does that mean I have to go too?

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You don't think she's just talking to me?

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Hey, shut up.

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You shut up.

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I Hate This

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You'll get used to it. It's like a grubby scrub.

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Sempre que vejo os noticiários
e prenderam um criminoso,

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um terrorista, um louco,
ou um assassino em série,

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ele tapa sempre a cara
com o jornal, o casaco, o chapéu...

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00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,549
O que será que o preocupa?

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00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,631
Que reputação tem ele para estar
preocupado

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00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,917
que este tipo de desmascaramento

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00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,548
lhe prejudique o bom nome?

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00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,598
Estará á espera de promoçã

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Tengo que confesar que, por alguna
razón, disfruto de ser adulto.

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00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,000
La principal razón es:

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00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:14,560
Como soy adulto, si quiero
una galleta, me la como, ¿bien?

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00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,680
Puedo comerme tres galletas
o cuatro galletas...

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00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,040
...o 11 galletas si me da la gana.

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Muchas veces, me quito
el apetito a propósito.

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Porque sí.

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Y encima llamo a mi madre
para contár

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Fiestas de cumpleaños.

2
00:00:04,145 --> 00:00:08,411
El problema con ellas es que la
primera y la última son igualitas.

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00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:10,141
Uno está ahí, sentado.

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La persona menos emocionada
de toda la fiesta.

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00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:16,084
Uno ni siquiera se da cuenta
de que hay una fiesta...

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00:00:16,257 --> 00:00:17,815
...y no sabe qué pasa.

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En ambas fiestas,
la gente lo ayuda a uno...

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00:00:20,762 --> 00:00:23,754
...a soplar las velas. Y uno
ni siquiera sabe

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{69}{165}- Voisit palauttaa lainaamasi tehosekoittimen.|- Mitä väliä sillä on?
{169}{258}- Mehän olemme kuin Kain ja Aabel.|- Tiedätkö, että Kain tappoi Aabelin?
{262}{372}Eikä tappanut. Heillä oli|yhteinen rakennusalan yritys.
{379}{457}- Mitä sitten?|- Aabel työskenteli koko kesän, -
{461}{553}keräten sadon talteen,|ja Kain vain leikki pellolla.
{557}{689}Talven tullen kaikki pähkinät olivat|Aabelin, joten Kain tappoi hänet.
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{878}{968}- Taisit rikkoa sen tehosekoittimen.|- Yritin tehdä soraa, -
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En el mundo de las mascotas,
los monos están en el límite.

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El que quiera un mono
como mascota...

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...que tenga un hijo.
Vamos, no hay mucha diferencia.

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Si necesita una mascota
que patine y que fume...

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00:00:16,282 --> 00:00:18,216
...es hora de pensar
en tener una familia.

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Los monos fueron los primeros
en ir al espacio en los años 60...

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...lo cual era muy lógico
para ellos.

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Ser doctor es prestigioso...

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...pero es de los únicos trabajos...

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00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,976
...en el que tienes que tener
tu diploma en la pared.

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Los hace sentir inseguros, ¿o no?

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"Verdaderamente soy doctor.

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Si no lo creen, observen".

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No sé para qué necesitan...

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...esa influencia sicológica.

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"Entre ahí, quítese el pan

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De niño, me encantaban...

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...los autos de choque.
¿Recuerdan? Se iba en círculo.

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Siempre había un niño
que no podía.

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¿Recuerdan?

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00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,080
En cuanto empezaba...

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...se quedaba atascado
entre los autos vacíos.

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Asi como de...

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"Disculpe.

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Disculpe. ¡Que no anda!

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¡V

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ÿþ1
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En Floride, les vieux
conduisent lentement

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en ayant leur siège
le plus bas possible.

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Ceci est leur devise.

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Le drapeau de la Floride
devrait être

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un volant avec de