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THE SCHPOUNTZ
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It's always the same thing
and always will be.
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We'll never ever know
who left the basket of croissants
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under the tap of the oil can.
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And however much I investigate,
I'll never find the culprit.
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Well I know it wasn't me.
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I was at Mass.
It wasn't me either.
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Who then?
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Maybe a customer,