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The bad thing about television...
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...is that everybody you see on
television is doing something better...
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...than what you're doing.
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You never see anybody
on TV sliding off the sofa...
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...with crumbs on their face.
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Some people have a
little too much fun.
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The soda commercial people.
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Where do they summon
this enthusiasm?
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