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<i>You know how those people are cheapie
when they find (?).</i>

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<i>Well, that's what we do at the motel
waxing Wilma's mustache.</i>

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Thank for doing this, guys.

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My husband says it's like
french kissing his brother Fred.

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No problem, Wilma.

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Maybe someday, I'll need on one
to hair ripped off my body

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and you'll be the one to hold me down.

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<i>Una cosa sobre las noches frias
Randy y yo dormiamos como bebes.</i>

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<i>Pero eso no era solo por la temperatura.</i>

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¡Escape de gas! Arriba.

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se estan intoxicando...

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Cinco minutos mas.

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En cinco minutos estaran muertos.

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¿Cuatro minutos mas?

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Tio, esto esta helado.

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Ponte tu abrigo antes de que teng

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{1}{100}www.napiprojekt.pl - nowa jako?? napis?w.|Napisy zosta?y specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu.
{105}{176}/Moj? ulubion? por? w wi?zieniu|/jest pora nocna.
{180}{375}/Gasimy ?wiat?a.|/Gdy jest ciemno i spokojnie, mo?na poczu?,|/?e nie jest si? zamkni?tym za kratkami.
{379}{451}/W??czamy zewn?trzne ?wiat?a.
{455}{567}/To moje ulubione|/siedem sekund dnia.
{571}{617}/Wi??niowie lubi? narzeka?,
{621}{704}/ale nie tylko my|/czujemy si? jak w potrzasku.
{708}{929}/Od czasu do czasu, Darnell czuje si? tak|/w pracy, kt?ra k??ci si? z jego ?agodn? natur?.
{951}{1035}/Catalina czuje si? tak,|/bo jest zbyt ?adna.
{1039}{1104}Kiedy Latyn

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<i>[Earl Narrating] Me and Randy were</i>
<i>about to take our very first airplane ride.</i>

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<i>Since we aren't big travelers, we weren't sure</i>
<i>what to pack, so we packed everything.</i>

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<i>We weren't goin'on vacation though.</i>

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<i>We were goin'to take care</i>
<i>of the most recent item on my list</i>-

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<i>got Catalina kicked out of America.</i>

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<i>- You see, recently I was</i>
<i>on a winnin'stre

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<i>You know that guy you see
going to the convenience store</i>

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<i>when you stop off on that little
town on the way to gramma's house?</i>

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<i>Sort of shifty looking fella,</i>

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<i>who buys a pack of smoke, a couple lotto
scratchers, and a tall boy at 10 in the morning.</i>

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<i>The kind of guy you wait to come
out before you and your family go in.</i>

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<i>Well... That guy is me.</i>

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Oye, Earl, ¿nunca te preocupaste por
si algún día te olvidas de cómo caminar?

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No, no puedo decir que
me haya preocupado.

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Porque cuando estábamos comiendo ahí,
comencé a preocuparme si mis...

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...piernas sabrían qué hacer
cuando nos levantáramos.

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- Parecen funcionar bien.
- Sí, por ahora...

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...pero cada vez que me siento,
es como que todo vuelve a empezar.

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{22}{86}{Y:i}Znate onu vrstu èoveka koji|prizna zloèin koji nije poèinio,</i>
{88}{136}{Y:i}kako njegova bivša žena|ne bi otišla u mardelj?</i>
{146}{191}{Y:i}Vrstu èoveka koji ostavi|svog brata potpuno samog,</i>
{201}{250}{Y:i}a svoje prijatelje|bez razloga za skakanje?</i>
{263}{294}{Y:i}Pa, to sam vam ja.</i>
{304}{339}{Y:i}A u naredne dve godine,</i>
{348}{444}{Y:i}zvaæu se Robijaš broj 28301-016.</i>
{499}{546}{Y:i}Preživeo sam prvu noæ u bajboku, ali</i>
{549}{576}{Y:i}usr'o sam se od straha.</i>
{583}{659}{Y:i}Pitao sam se Å¡ta li nose|narednih 729 dana.</i>
{671}{708}{Y:i}Ali, nadao sam se da æu biti OK</i>
{708}{773}{

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothing but bad things...</i>

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<i>and then wonders why
his life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me. Every time
somethin' good happened to me...</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always waitin'
around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So I made a list of everything bad
I've ever done...</i>

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<i>¿Conocen a la clase de tipo que no
hace más que cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y luego se pregunta por qué
su vida es horrible?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba...</i>

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<i>...había algo malo que me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Entonces me di cuenta
de que tenía que cambiar.</i>

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothin' but bad things</i>

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<i>and then wonders
why hs life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me.</i>

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<i>Every time somethin' good
happened to me,</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always
waitin' around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So, I made a list of
everyt

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<i>When you're in prison,

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<i>nobody trusts you to do the simplest
things you used to take for granted.

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I don't understand
why they're so touchy

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about us having
our own nail clippers.

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Yeah, seems kind of silly.

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But last year an inmate used a pair
to cut off another guy's arm.

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Took a week and a half.

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Big lawsuit.

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<i>¿Han visto a ese tipo que siempre
está en el mercadito 24 horas...</i>

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<i>...cuando se detienen en esa pequeña
ciudad, en viaje a casa de la abuela?</i>

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<i>Un tipo con un aspecto sospechoso...</i>

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<i>...que compra cigarrillos,
unas raspaditas...</i>

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<i>...y una lata de cerveza
a las 10 de la mañana.</i>

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<i>La clase de tipo que esperas a que
salga para entrar con tu familia.</i>

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{24}{167}movie info: XVID 640x368 23.976fps 233.1 MB|/SubEdit b.4043 (http://subedit.prv.pl)/
{168}{259}Uda?o si?!|Dwa piwa, Crab Man!
{264}{287}Si? robi, Earl.
{288}{383}/Zawsze, gdy skre?li?em co? z listy,|/czu?em si? ?wietnie.
{384}{479}To za numer 57:|Zrobienie Randy'emu k?pieli w kiblu gdy mia? pi?? lat.
{480}{577}/Tym razem, Randy tak?e to poczu?.
{695}{766}Dzi?ki za umycie kibla,|zanim Randy wsadzi? tam moj? g?ow?.
{767}{790}Nie ma sprawy.
{791}{886}Ostatni kole?, kt?remu wsadzili|tam g?ow? z?apa? paskudne chor?bsko.
{887}{934}To ten go?? co wisia?|do g?ry nogami w ?azience?
{935}{982}Nie, to by? Hector.
{983}{1078}Pytanko, Earl.|J

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~ www.seriessub.com ~
Transcript/Synchro :
nork, Le_Chuck, Mafaldita, Jarick

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<i>Camden County was having an heat wave.</i>

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<i>Me and Randy wanted to cool off in the pool.</i>

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<i>But unfortunately, we weren't the only ones.</i>

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When do you think the mice are gonna be done swimming ?

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I think they are done, Randy.

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They're just never getting out of the pool.

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{12}{133}/GDYBY? BY? GWA?CICIELEM|/W?A?NIE WR?CI?BY? DO DOMU
{174}{261}/Dla mnie wi?zienie by?o niczym|/wyjazd z rodzicami na wakacje.
{262}{316}/Im d?u?ej spa?em,|/tym kr?tsza wydawa?a si? wycieczka.
{317}{396}Pobudka, wsta?|i pu?ci? penisa.
{397}{452}To dla zabezpieczenia.
{453}{502}Mamy ?wie?aka,|kt?ry uwa?a za zabawne...
{503}{549}ci?gni?cie za wacka|podczas snu.
{550}{596}Dyrektor chce ci? widzie?.
{597}{655}- Znaczy si? naczelnik?|- Tak.
{656}{724}- Znowu powiedzia?em "gospodarz"?|- Nie.
{725}{787}To dobrze.
{792}{869}- Chcia? mnie pan widzie??|- Tak, Hickey. Siadaj.
{870}{929}Nie przeszkadza ci,|?e b?d? robi? dwie rzeczy jednocze?n

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Sapete quel tipo di persona che non fa altro
che cattiverie

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e poi si chiede perché la sua vita fa schifo?

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Beh, quello ero io

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Ogni volta che mi succedeva qualcosa di buono,

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c'era sempre qualcosa di negativo dietro l'angolo

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Karma.

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E' lì che ho capito che dovevo cambiare

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Quindi ho fatto una lista di tutte
le cose cattive che ho fatto

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothing but bad things...</i>

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<i>and then wonders why
his life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me. Every time
somethin' good happened to me...</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always waitin'
around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So I made a list
of everything bad I've ever done...</i>

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<i>[ Earl Narrating ] You know that guy
you see going into the convenience store...</i>

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<i>when you stop off in that little town
on the way to Grandma's house?</i>

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<i>Sort of shifty lookin' fella who buys
a pack of smokes, a couple lotto scratchers...</i>

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<i>and a tallboy
at 10:00 in the mornin'?</i>

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<i>The kind of guy you wait to come out
before you and your family go in?</i>

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<i>Well, that guy's me.</i>

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{1}{1}23.976
{2}{69}KOVAN ONNEN KUNDI|S02 E09 - Born a Gamblin Man
{73}{136}Oli joulun aika,|toivon aika.
{140}{241}Toivoin, että minulla oli tarpeeksi leipää,|tehdäkseni 274 meetvurstileipää.
{252}{395}Ne olivat listaa varten. Varastin Homo-Kennyn|lounaan joka päivä 5. ja 6. luokalla.
{421}{502}Yhtenä päivänä pureskelin Kennyn voileivän,|syljin sen pois ja tungin sen hänen kurkkuunsa.
{506}{578}Pitäisiköhän se laskea?|Periaatteessa hän söi sen.
{582}{644}Lomat olivat toivon aikaa myös Randylle.
{648}{700}Hän oli viimeinkin tekemässä|siirtonsa Catalinan suhteen.
{704}{807}Rakkausrunoni on melkein valmis.|Mikä sana rim

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<i>Ken je die man die niets anders doet,
dan slechte dingen...</i>

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<i>en zich afvraagt,
waarom zijn leven zo klote is?</i>

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<i>Wel, dat was ik.</i>

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<i>Iedere keer dat me iets goeds overkwam,</i>

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<i>stond er altijd iets slechts op me te wachten.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>Toen besefte ik,
dat ik moest veranderen.</i>

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<i>Ik maakte een lijst v

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Avete presente il tipo che non
fa altro che cose sbagliate

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Eppoi si chiede perche' la sua vita
faccia schifo

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Be', quello ero io.

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Ogni volta che mi succedeva qualcosa di buono,
qualcosa di cattivo mi attendeva dietro l'angolo.

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Karma.

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Questo ? stato il momento in cui ho capito di dover cambiare.

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Cosi' ho fatto una lista di tutte le azioni sbagliate
che ho commesso e le r

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?eviri ekaan@hotmail.com

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<i>Benim i?in, hapishane ailemle
birlikte uzun bir tatile benziyor.</i>

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<i>Daha ?ok uyuyorum,daha az geziyorum.</i>

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Uyan, uyan, elini penisinden ?ek.

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Bu g?venlik i?in.

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E?lenceli oldu?unu d???nd???m
yeni bir arkada? kat?ld? aram?za

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uyurken kimse ?eki?tirmesin diye.

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M?d?riyet seni g?rmek istiyor.

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¡Lo hicimos!

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Dos cervezas, Hombre Cangrejo.

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Enseguida, Earl.

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<i>Cada vez que tacho algo de mi lista...</i>

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<i>...me siento bien por dentro.</i>

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Esto es por tachar
la número 57:

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"Le metí la cabeza a Randy
en el inodoro cuando tenía cinco".

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<i>Y esta vez...</i>

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<i>...Randy también se sintió bie

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<i>Es genial cuando todos dejamos
nuestras diferencias a un lado...</i>

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<i>...y nos reunimos
para algo importante...</i>

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<i>...como el cumpleaños
de Earl Jr.</i>

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¡Tengo 5 años!
Solo hay 4 velas.

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Sé tu edad, cariño.

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Mira.

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1, 2, 3, 4...

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...5.

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Huh.

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Esta es

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Mi nombre es Earl.

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Lo hicimos!

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- Dos cervezas, Crab Man.
- Lo conseguiste, Earl.

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Cada vez que borraba algo de la lista,
me sentía muy bien por dentro.

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Un brindis por borrar el Nº 57.

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"Metí la cabeza de Randy en el
wáter cuando tenía 5 años".

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Y en esta ocasión, Randy
también se sentía así.

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Gracias por limpiar el wáter ante

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<i>¿Conoces a ese tipo de sujeto
que sólo hace cosas malas</i>

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<i>y después se pregunta
por qué su vida apesta?</i>

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<i>Bueno, ese era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba,</i>

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<i>siempre me esperaba algo malo
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Ahí fue cuando me di cuenta
que tenía que cambiar</i>

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<i>Asi

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<i>¿Conocen a la clase de tipo que no
hace más que cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y luego se pregunta por qué
su vida es horrible?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba...</i>

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<i>...había algo malo que me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Entonces me di cuenta
de que tenía que cambiar.</i>

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<i>Mentiría si dijera que el Número 86
de mi lista no me ponía nervioso:</i>

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<i>"Le robé el coche a una coja."</i>

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¡Dijiste que me querías!

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<i>Entiendo por qué se enfureció tanto.</i>

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<i>El coche era como una pierna para ella.</i>

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Por favor, déjame explicarte.

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Eres un desgraciado.

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Vaya, te mueves muy bien
con esa pierna, Didi

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<i>Conocen esa clase de tipo
que sólo hace cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y se pregunta por qué
su vida apesta?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo
bueno me ocurría...</i>

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<i>...algo malo me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>Eso fue lo que me hizo cambiar.</i>

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<i>Así que hice una lista con todas

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Sapete quel tipo di persona che non fa altro
che cattiverie

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e poi si chiede perché la sua vita fa schifo?

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Beh, quello ero io

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Ogni volta che mi succedeva qualcosa di buono,

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c'era sempre qualcosa di negativo dietro l'angolo

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Karma.

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E' lì che ho capito che dovevo cambiare

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Quindi ho fatto una lista di tutte
le cose cattive che ho fatto

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<i>Some things are so amazing,</i>

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Yeah, I don't know
if I want to win like that.

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<i>you have to capture them on film,
like UFOs or bigfoot.</i>

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<i>I figured I better get out of town
until Ralph calmed down.</i>

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<i>Or Joy doing volunteer work.</i>

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<i>And since that could take
till forever,</i>

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Cherry... button.

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<i>I decided it'd be

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<i>Ni vet den typen av kille
som bara gör dåliga saker..</i>

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<i>Och sedan undrar varför
hans liv suger?</i>

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<i>Det var jag.</i>

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<i>Så fort något bra hände mig,</i>

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<i>Så väntade det alltid
något dåligt runt hörnet.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>Det var då jag insåg att jag
var tvungen att förändra mig.</i>

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<i>SÃ¥ jag gjord

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Miért te tapogatsz?

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Hol az a nõi õr, aki úgy néz ki,
mint a Pittsburgh Steelers hátvédje?

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Beteg lett, így azt mondták, nekem
kell megmotoznom az összes nõt,

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mert ha valamelyik perel,
én veszthetek a legkevesebbet.

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Hoztam neked egy kis sütit, pár zoknit,
amiket én kötöttem meg magazinokat.

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Mivel nem engedték, hogy
szexlapokat hozzak be,

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telerajzoltam a tévéújságot
mocskos dolgo

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<i>Era época de Navidad,
una época de esperanza.</i>

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<i>Y yo esperaba tener suficiente pan...</i>

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<i>...para hacer 274
emparedados de embutido.</i>

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<i>Eran para la lista.</i>

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<i>Número 146: Robé el almuerzo de Kenny
todos los días en quinto y sexto grado.</i>

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Un día mastiqué un
emparedado de Kenny...

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...lo escupí y se lo metí
por la garganta.

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C'e' stata un'altra sparatoria?

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No, alcuni ragazzi ubriachi hanno
provato ad abbattere una mongolfiera.

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L'hanno fatta andare a fuoco,
ma poi e' volata fuori vista.

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Che fai con quel minuscolo vestito?

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Ecco, qualche anno fa credevo
che fosse divertente ubriacarsi

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- e strappare via le parrucche
dalle teste delle vecchie signore.
- Facevano sempre: "Aah...!"

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Ad ogni m

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<i> Randy ed io amiamo
guardare i vecchi film di guerra.</i>

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<i>Ma, a volte, ti ingannano.</i>

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<i>Pensi che sara' divertente
vedere sparatorie ed esplosioni,</i>

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<i>ma poi finisci solo
col sentirti a disagio.</i>

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Oh, mio Dio, Johnny,
ti hanno colpito.

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Ricky...

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di' addio alla mamma per me.

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Non puoi morire, Johnny,
sei il mio unico

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¿Hubo otro tiroteo?

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No, unos borrachos tratando de
bajar un globo de aire caliente.

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Lo pusieron en llamas,
luego lo perdieron de vista.

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¿Y ese pequeño traje?

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Bueno, hace unos años pensaba
que era divertido emborracharse...

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- ...y sacar pelucas a mujeres ancianas.
- Siempre hacían...

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Bueno, estaba en el salón
de belleza compensándolo...

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<i>Io e Randy amiamo
guardare i vecchi film di guerra.</i>

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<i>Ma a volte, ti ingannano.</i>

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<i>Pensi che sarebbero fichi
scontri a fuoco ed esplosioni,</i>

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<i>ma finisci per non essere
a tuo agio.</i>

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Oh, mio Dio, Johnny,
ti hanno sparato.

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Ricky...

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Di' a mamma che le dico addio.

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Non puoi morire, Johnny,
sei il mio unico fratello.

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<i>¿Conocen a la clase de tipo que no
hace más que cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y luego se pregunta por qué
su vida es horrible?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo
bueno me pasaba...</i>

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<i>...algo malo me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Entonces me di cuenta
que tenía que cambiar.</i>

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<i

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<i>Generalmente, cuando uno ve
una larga fila en el Crab Shack...</i>

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<i>...se dirige al baño a causa de
envenenamientos por comida.</i>

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<i>Pero hoy se formó una fila porque...</i>

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<i>...alguien de Ahorros y
Préstamos de Camden...</i>

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<i>...estaba regalando camisetas si
calificabas para una tarjeta de crédito.</i>

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Es genial...

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...porque su pequeño pulgar izquierdo

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