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<i>��ñåôå åêå�íïõò ôïõò áíèñþðïõò,
ðïõ âïçè�íå üëïé ìáæ�,</i>

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<i>üôáí å�íáé þñá íá
öôé�îïõí �íáí á÷õñþíá;</i>

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âã�ëïõìå ôï ìïõóô�êé ôéò ��ëìá.</i>

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öéë� óôïí

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<i>My name is Earl.</i>

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<i>You know how those Amish people</i>
<i>all chip in when it's time to build a barn?</i>

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<i>Well, that's what we do at the motel</i>
<i>when waxin' Wilma's mustache.</i>

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Thanks for doing this, guys. My husband
said it's like French-kissing his brother Fred.

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No problem, Wilma. Maybe someday,
I'll need unwanted hair ripped off my body...

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and you'll be the one
to hold me down.

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Moje ime je Earl

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<i>Znate kako se oni Amishi svi udruže kad je vreme da se gradi ambar?</i>

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<i>E, to mi u motelu radimo sa depilacijom Wilminih brkova.</i>

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Hvala vam za ovo, društvo.

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Moj muž kaže da je to kao da ljubi njegovog brata Freda.

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Ma nije problem, Wilma.

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Možda æu, jednog dana, ja hteti da isèupam neželjene dlake iz svog tela,

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{5}{70}KOVAN ONNEN KUNDI|S02 E03 - Sticks & Stones
{75}{155}Tiedättehän, kuinka amishit aina|avustavat ladon rakentamisessa?
{160}{225}Me teemme samaa motellilla|poistamalla Wilman viikset vahalla.
{230}{315}Kiitos, kun teette tämän. Aviomieheni sanoo,|että se on kuin Fred-veljensä suuteleminen.
{320}{400}Ei hätää, Wilma. Ehkä joskus minultakin|on poistettava epätoivottuja ihokarvoja, -
{405}{465}ja sinä pitelet minusta kiinni.
{635}{710}Vaikka se olikin häiritsevää,|Wilman revittyjen viiksien katsominen -
{715}{765}auttoi päättämään, minkä kohdan|teen seuraavaksi listaltani.
{770}{845}Numero 91: tein pilkka

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<i>Ni vet n?r folk samlas f?r att bygga?</i>

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<i>Vi g?r samma sak n?r Wilma ska vaxas.</i>

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Tack f?r hj?lpen. Min man tycker
att det ?r som att kyssa sin bror.

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Kanske beh?ver jag ta bort lite
ryggh?r och d? kan du hj?lpa mig.

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<i>Att stirra p? Wilmas mustasch
fick mig att g?ra n?sta sak p? listan.</i>

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<i>Nummer 91: H?nade Maggie Lester.</i>

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Jag vill att ni v?lkomnar v?r ny

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<i>¿Vieron cómo todos los Amish
contribuyen cuando...</i>

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<i>...llega el momento de
construir un granero?</i>

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<i>Bueno, eso es lo que hacemos en el motel
cuando depilamos el bigote de Wilma.</i>

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Gracias por hacer esto, muchachos.

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Mi marido dice que es como darle
un beso francés a su hermano Fred.

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No hay problema, Wilma.

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Quizás algún día, necesite quitarme
pelo n

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<i>You know how those Amish people all
chip in when it's time to build a barn ?</i>

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<i>Well, that's what we do at the motel
with waxing Wilma's mustache.</i>

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Thanks for doing this, guys.

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My husband says it's like
French-kissing his brother Fred.

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No problem, Wilma.

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Maybe, someday, I'll need
unwanted hair ripped off my body,

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and you'll be the one
to hold me down.

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<i>You know how those Amish people all
chip in when it's time to build a barn ?</i>

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<i>Well, that's what we do at the motel
with waxing Wilma's mustache.</i>

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Thanks for doing this, guys.

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My husband says it's like
French-kissing his brother Fred.

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No problem, Wilma.

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Maybe, someday, I'll need
unwanted hair ripped off my body,

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and you'll be the one
to hold me down.

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<i>¿Vieron cómo todos los Amish
contribuyen cuando...</i>

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<i>...llega el momento de
construir un granero?</i>

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<i>Bueno, eso es lo que hacemos en el motel
cuando depilamos el bigote de Wilma.</i>

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Gracias por hacer esto, muchachos.

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Mi marido dice que es como darle
un beso francés a su hermano Fred.

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No hay problema, Wilma.

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Quizás algún día, necesite quitarme
pelo n

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Unele chestii sunt atât de uimitoare,

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încât trebuie sã le filmezi,
cum ar fi OZN-urile sau Bigfoot

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sau pe Joy fãcând muncã voluntarã.

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Sus... jos.

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Joy a avut de curând
niºte probleme cu legea

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ºi avocata ei surda
s-a gândit cã juraþii ar fi impresionaþi

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dacã ar dovedi cã este
un membru folositor comunitãþii.

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Hei, Ea

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Was there another shootout ?

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No, some drunk guys tried
to shoot down a hot air balloon.

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They got it on fire,
then it drifted out of sight.

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What's with the tiny suit ?

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Well, a few years back I used
to think it was funny to get drunk

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- and pull wigs off old ladies' heads.
- They were always like, "Aah... !"

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Anyway, I was at the beauty parlor
making up for it

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<i>And, since we aren't big travelers,</i>

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<i>we weren't sure what to pack,
so we packed everything.</i>

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<i>We weren't going on vacation, though.</i>

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<i>We were going to take care
of the most recent item on my list :</i>

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<i>"Got Catalina kicked out of America."</i>

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<i>You see, recently,
I was on a winning streak gambling.</i>

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<i>No matter what I bet on...</i>

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<i>Meistens denke ich morgens
beim Aufwachen an die Liste,</i>

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<i>Aber manchmal habe ich wichtigere
Dinge im Kopf, wie z.B. das Gericht.</i>

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Ich werde den Richter bitten, diese Walnuss
mit seinem Richterhammer zu zertr?mmern.

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Ich wette, sie explodiert
wie ein toter Stern.

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Du k?nntest entt?uscht
werden, Randy.

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Wie damals, als du diesen Abschleppwagenfahrer
dazu brachtest, deinen K?rbis mitzuschleifen.

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<i>Teate rahvast kes kogunevad,
et maja ehitada?</i>

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<i>Teeme sama kui Wilma
vuntse vahatame.</i>

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Tänan aitamast. Mu mees ütleb, et
see on nagu suudleks oma venda.

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Pole tänu väärt. Kui vajan abi omal
karvu tõmmata, lasen sul mind kinni hoida.

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<i>Wilma vuntse vahtides, teadsin
mida järgmisena nimekirjast teha.</i>

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<i>Number 91: Naersin Maggie Lesteri üle.</i>

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<i>[Earl Narrating] Usually when you see</i>
<i>a long line at the Crab Shack...</i>

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<i>it's headin'into the bathroom</i>
<i>due to food poisoning.</i>

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<i>But today there was a line 'cause someone</i>
<i>from the Camden Savings & Loan...</i>

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<i>was givin'away T-shirts</i>
<i>if you qualified for a credit card.</i>

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This is great. 'Cause his little left thumb
is over my left lactatin' spot...

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and I carry m

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I told you,
the light beer drinks faster.

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Well, it only makes sense.

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Check it out.
I was just in my deaf lawyer's office

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and the most unbelievable thing happened.

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She can hear now?

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No, you idiot.

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She can see through walls?

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Yeah, that's it, genius.

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She can see through walls.

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O meu nome ? Earl.

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<i>Sabem aquelas pessoas que se juntam
sempre quando v?o construir um celeiro?</i>

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<i>Bem, foi o que fizemos no hotel
quando depil?mos o bigode da Wilma.</i>

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Obrigado por fazerem isso, pessoal. O meu marido
diz que ? como beijar o irm?o Fred.

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De nada, Wilma. Talvez algum dia, precise de
tirar cabelo do corpo,

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O meu nome ? Earl.

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<i>Sabem aquelas pessoas que se juntam
sempre quando v?o construir um celeiro?</i>

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<i>Bem, foi o que fizemos no hotel
quando depil?mos o bigode da Wilma.</i>

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Obrigado por fazerem isso, pessoal. O meu marido
diz que ? como beijar o irm?o Fred.

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De nada, Wilma. Talvez algum dia, precise de
tirar cabelo do corpo,

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O meu nome ? Earl.

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<i>Sabem aquelas pessoas que se juntam
sempre quando v?o construir um celeiro?</i>

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<i>Bem, foi o que fizemos no hotel
quando depil?mos o bigode da Wilma.</i>

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Obrigado por fazerem isso, pessoal. O meu marido
diz que ? como beijar o irm?o Fred.

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De nada, Wilma. Talvez algum dia, precise de
tirar cabelo do corpo,

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Sabe aquele cara
que s? faz

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coisas erradas, e se pergunta
porque a vida ? uma droga?

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Bem, esse sou eu.

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Toda vez que algo bom
acontecia comigo,

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algo ruim estava
pra acontecer.

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Karma.

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Foi quando me dei conta
que tinha que mudar.

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Ent?o eu fiz uma lista
de to

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O meu nome ? Earl.

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<i>Sabem aquelas pessoas que se juntam
sempre quando v?o construir um celeiro?</i>

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<i>Bem, foi o que fizemos no hotel
quando depil?mos o bigode da Wilma.</i>

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Obrigado por fazerem isso, pessoal. O meu marido
diz que ? como beijar o irm?o Fred.

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De nada, Wilma. Talvez algum dia, precise de
tirar cabelo do corpo,

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Sabe aquele cara
que s? faz

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coisas erradas, e se pergunta
porque a vida ? uma droga?

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Bem, esse sou eu.

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Toda vez que algo bom
acontecia comigo,

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algo ruim estava
pra acontecer.

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Karma.

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Foi quando me dei conta
que tinha que mudar.

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Ent?o eu fiz uma lista
de to

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Sabe aquele cara
que s? faz

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coisas erradas, e se pergunta
porque a vida ? uma droga?

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Bem, esse sou eu.

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Toda vez que algo bom
acontecia comigo,

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algo ruim estava
pra acontecer.

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Karma.

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Foi quando me dei conta
que tinha que mudar.

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Ent?o eu fiz uma lista
de to

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{94}{154}Do widzenia, pa?stwu.
{155}{239}Mam nadziej?, ?e spodoba si? wam|w kempingowej dzielnicy dla emeryt?w.
{240}{342}Na pewno. Z tego, co wiem|powinno tam by? uroczo.
{343}{434}Podobno mieszka tam kr?liczek.
{442}{563}/Nie widzieli?my ich od sze?ciu|/miesi?cy. My?la?em, ?e nie ?yj?.
{564}{647}/Cieszy?em si?, ?e jest inaczej.
{648}{731}- Wkr?tce umr?, Earl.|- Przynajmniej b?d? w pobli?u kr?liczka.
{732}{838}/Cieszy?em si? te?, ?e odje?d?aj?,|/bo mog?em za?atwi? numer 52 z Listy.
{839}{908}/Wykopa? i zwr?ci? zakopany skarb.
{909}{959}/Ca?a ta historia zacz??a si?,|/gdy ja i Joy byli?my ma??e?stwem.
{960}{1018}/Niekt?re rodziny grywaj? w

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<i>[Earl Narrating] Me and Randy were</i>
<i>about to take our very first airplane ride.</i>

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<i>Since we aren't big travelers, we weren't sure</i>
<i>what to pack, so we packed everything.</i>

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<i>We weren't goin'on vacation though.</i>

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<i>We were goin'to take care</i>
<i>of the most recent item on my list</i>-

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<i>got Catalina kicked out of America.</i>

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<i>- You see, recently I was</i>
<i>on a winnin'stre

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{1}{100}www.napiprojekt.pl - nowa jako?? napis?w.|Napisy zosta?y specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu.
{105}{176}/Moj? ulubion? por? w wi?zieniu|/jest pora nocna.
{180}{375}/Gasimy ?wiat?a.|/Gdy jest ciemno i spokojnie, mo?na poczu?,|/?e nie jest si? zamkni?tym za kratkami.
{379}{451}/W??czamy zewn?trzne ?wiat?a.
{455}{567}/To moje ulubione|/siedem sekund dnia.
{571}{617}/Wi??niowie lubi? narzeka?,
{621}{704}/ale nie tylko my|/czujemy si? jak w potrzasku.
{708}{929}/Od czasu do czasu, Darnell czuje si? tak|/w pracy, kt?ra k??ci si? z jego ?agodn? natur?.
{951}{1035}/Catalina czuje si? tak,|/bo jest zbyt ?adna.
{1039}{1104}Kiedy Latyn

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Oye, Earl, ¿nunca te preocupaste por
si algún día te olvidas de cómo caminar?

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No, no puedo decir que
me haya preocupado.

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Porque cuando estábamos comiendo ahí,
comencé a preocuparme si mis...

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...piernas sabrían qué hacer
cuando nos levantáramos.

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- Parecen funcionar bien.
- Sí, por ahora...

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...pero cada vez que me siento,
es como que todo vuelve a empezar.

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<i>When you're in prison,

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<i>nobody trusts you to do the simplest
things you used to take for granted.

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I don't understand
why they're so touchy

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about us having
our own nail clippers.

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Yeah, seems kind of silly.

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But last year an inmate used a pair
to cut off another guy's arm.

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Took a week and a half.

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Big lawsuit.

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothing but bad things...</i>

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<i>and then wonders why
his life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me. Every time
somethin' good happened to me...</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always waitin'
around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So I made a list of everything bad
I've ever done...</i>

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{168}{259}Uda?o si?!|Dwa piwa, Crab Man!
{264}{287}Si? robi, Earl.
{288}{383}/Zawsze, gdy skre?li?em co? z listy,|/czu?em si? ?wietnie.
{384}{479}To za numer 57:|Zrobienie Randy'emu k?pieli w kiblu gdy mia? pi?? lat.
{480}{577}/Tym razem, Randy tak?e to poczu?.
{695}{766}Dzi?ki za umycie kibla,|zanim Randy wsadzi? tam moj? g?ow?.
{767}{790}Nie ma sprawy.
{791}{886}Ostatni kole?, kt?remu wsadzili|tam g?ow? z?apa? paskudne chor?bsko.
{887}{934}To ten go?? co wisia?|do g?ry nogami w ?azience?
{935}{982}Nie, to by? Hector.
{983}{1078}Pytanko, Earl.|J

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<i>¿Han visto a ese tipo que siempre
está en el mercadito 24 horas...</i>

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<i>...cuando se detienen en esa pequeña
ciudad, en viaje a casa de la abuela?</i>

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<i>Un tipo con un aspecto sospechoso...</i>

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<i>...que compra cigarrillos,
unas raspaditas...</i>

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<i>...y una lata de cerveza
a las 10 de la mañana.</i>

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<i>La clase de tipo que esperas a que
salga para entrar con tu familia.</i>

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothing but bad things...</i>

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<i>and then wonders why
his life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me. Every time
somethin' good happened to me...</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always waitin'
around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So I made a list
of everything bad I've ever done...</i>

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