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<i>You know how those people are cheapie
when they find (?).</i>

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<i>Well, that's what we do at the motel
waxing Wilma's mustache.</i>

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Thank for doing this, guys.

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My husband says it's like
french kissing his brother Fred.

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No problem, Wilma.

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Maybe someday, I'll need on one
to hair ripped off my body

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and you'll be the one to hold me down.

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<i>Una cosa sobre las noches frias
Randy y yo dormiamos como bebes.</i>

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<i>Pero eso no era solo por la temperatura.</i>

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¡Escape de gas! Arriba.

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se estan intoxicando...

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Cinco minutos mas.

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En cinco minutos estaran muertos.

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¿Cuatro minutos mas?

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Tio, esto esta helado.

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Ponte tu abrigo antes de que teng

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<i>[Earl Narrating] Me and Randy were</i>
<i>about to take our very first airplane ride.</i>

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<i>Since we aren't big travelers, we weren't sure</i>
<i>what to pack, so we packed everything.</i>

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<i>We weren't goin'on vacation though.</i>

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<i>We were goin'to take care</i>
<i>of the most recent item on my list</i>-

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<i>got Catalina kicked out of America.</i>

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<i>- You see, recently I was</i>
<i>on a winnin'stre

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{105}{176}/Moj? ulubion? por? w wi?zieniu|/jest pora nocna.
{180}{375}/Gasimy ?wiat?a.|/Gdy jest ciemno i spokojnie, mo?na poczu?,|/?e nie jest si? zamkni?tym za kratkami.
{379}{451}/W??czamy zewn?trzne ?wiat?a.
{455}{567}/To moje ulubione|/siedem sekund dnia.
{571}{617}/Wi??niowie lubi? narzeka?,
{621}{704}/ale nie tylko my|/czujemy si? jak w potrzasku.
{708}{929}/Od czasu do czasu, Darnell czuje si? tak|/w pracy, kt?ra k??ci si? z jego ?agodn? natur?.
{951}{1035}/Catalina czuje si? tak,|/bo jest zbyt ?adna.
{1039}{1104}Kiedy Latyn

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{22}{86}{Y:i}Znate onu vrstu èoveka koji|prizna zloèin koji nije poèinio,</i>
{88}{136}{Y:i}kako njegova bivša žena|ne bi otišla u mardelj?</i>
{146}{191}{Y:i}Vrstu èoveka koji ostavi|svog brata potpuno samog,</i>
{201}{250}{Y:i}a svoje prijatelje|bez razloga za skakanje?</i>
{263}{294}{Y:i}Pa, to sam vam ja.</i>
{304}{339}{Y:i}A u naredne dve godine,</i>
{348}{444}{Y:i}zvaæu se Robijaš broj 28301-016.</i>
{499}{546}{Y:i}Preživeo sam prvu noæ u bajboku, ali</i>
{549}{576}{Y:i}usr'o sam se od straha.</i>
{583}{659}{Y:i}Pitao sam se Å¡ta li nose|narednih 729 dana.</i>
{671}{708}{Y:i}Ali, nadao sam se da æu biti OK</i>
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<i>You know that guy you see
going to the convenience store</i>

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<i>when you stop off on that little
town on the way to gramma's house?</i>

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<i>Sort of shifty looking fella,</i>

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<i>who buys a pack of smoke, a couple lotto
scratchers, and a tall boy at 10 in the morning.</i>

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<i>The kind of guy you wait to come
out before you and your family go in.</i>

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<i>Well... That guy is me.</i>

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Oye, Earl, ¿nunca te preocupaste por
si algún día te olvidas de cómo caminar?

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No, no puedo decir que
me haya preocupado.

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Porque cuando estábamos comiendo ahí,
comencé a preocuparme si mis...

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...piernas sabrían qué hacer
cuando nos levantáramos.

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- Parecen funcionar bien.
- Sí, por ahora...

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...pero cada vez que me siento,
es como que todo vuelve a empezar.

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N

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<i>When you're in prison,

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<i>nobody trusts you to do the simplest
things you used to take for granted.

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I don't understand
why they're so touchy

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about us having
our own nail clippers.

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Yeah, seems kind of silly.

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But last year an inmate used a pair
to cut off another guy's arm.

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Took a week and a half.

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Big lawsuit.

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothing but bad things...</i>

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<i>and then wonders why
his life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me. Every time
somethin' good happened to me...</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always waitin'
around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So I made a list of everything bad
I've ever done...</i>

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{168}{259}Uda?o si?!|Dwa piwa, Crab Man!
{264}{287}Si? robi, Earl.
{288}{383}/Zawsze, gdy skre?li?em co? z listy,|/czu?em si? ?wietnie.
{384}{479}To za numer 57:|Zrobienie Randy'emu k?pieli w kiblu gdy mia? pi?? lat.
{480}{577}/Tym razem, Randy tak?e to poczu?.
{695}{766}Dzi?ki za umycie kibla,|zanim Randy wsadzi? tam moj? g?ow?.
{767}{790}Nie ma sprawy.
{791}{886}Ostatni kole?, kt?remu wsadzili|tam g?ow? z?apa? paskudne chor?bsko.
{887}{934}To ten go?? co wisia?|do g?ry nogami w ?azience?
{935}{982}Nie, to by? Hector.
{983}{1078}Pytanko, Earl.|J

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<i>¿Conocen a la clase de tipo que no
hace más que cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y luego se pregunta por qué
su vida es horrible?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba...</i>

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<i>...había algo malo que me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Entonces me di cuenta
de que tenía que cambiar.</i>

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothin' but bad things</i>

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<i>and then wonders
why hs life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me.</i>

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<i>Every time somethin' good
happened to me,</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always
waitin' around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So, I made a list of
everyt

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<i>¿Han visto a ese tipo que siempre
está en el mercadito 24 horas...</i>

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<i>...cuando se detienen en esa pequeña
ciudad, en viaje a casa de la abuela?</i>

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<i>Un tipo con un aspecto sospechoso...</i>

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<i>...que compra cigarrillos,
unas raspaditas...</i>

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<i>...y una lata de cerveza
a las 10 de la mañana.</i>

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<i>La clase de tipo que esperas a que
salga para entrar con tu familia.</i>

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~ www.seriessub.com ~
Transcript/Synchro :
nork, Le_Chuck, Mafaldita, Jarick

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<i>Camden County was having an heat wave.</i>

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<i>Me and Randy wanted to cool off in the pool.</i>

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<i>But unfortunately, we weren't the only ones.</i>

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When do you think the mice are gonna be done swimming ?

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I think they are done, Randy.

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They're just never getting out of the pool.

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothing but bad things...</i>

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<i>and then wonders why
his life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me. Every time
somethin' good happened to me...</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always waitin'
around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So I made a list
of everything bad I've ever done...</i>

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Sapete quel tipo di persona che non fa altro
che cattiverie

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e poi si chiede perché la sua vita fa schifo?

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Beh, quello ero io

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Ogni volta che mi succedeva qualcosa di buono,

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c'era sempre qualcosa di negativo dietro l'angolo

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Karma.

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E' lì che ho capito che dovevo cambiare

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Quindi ho fatto una lista di tutte
le cose cattive che ho fatto

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{2}{69}KOVAN ONNEN KUNDI|S02 E09 - Born a Gamblin Man
{73}{136}Oli joulun aika,|toivon aika.
{140}{241}Toivoin, että minulla oli tarpeeksi leipää,|tehdäkseni 274 meetvurstileipää.
{252}{395}Ne olivat listaa varten. Varastin Homo-Kennyn|lounaan joka päivä 5. ja 6. luokalla.
{421}{502}Yhtenä päivänä pureskelin Kennyn voileivän,|syljin sen pois ja tungin sen hänen kurkkuunsa.
{506}{578}Pitäisiköhän se laskea?|Periaatteessa hän söi sen.
{582}{644}Lomat olivat toivon aikaa myös Randylle.
{648}{700}Hän oli viimeinkin tekemässä|siirtonsa Catalinan suhteen.
{704}{807}Rakkausrunoni on melkein valmis.|Mikä sana rim

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{12}{133}/GDYBY? BY? GWA?CICIELEM|/W?A?NIE WR?CI?BY? DO DOMU
{174}{261}/Dla mnie wi?zienie by?o niczym|/wyjazd z rodzicami na wakacje.
{262}{316}/Im d?u?ej spa?em,|/tym kr?tsza wydawa?a si? wycieczka.
{317}{396}Pobudka, wsta?|i pu?ci? penisa.
{397}{452}To dla zabezpieczenia.
{453}{502}Mamy ?wie?aka,|kt?ry uwa?a za zabawne...
{503}{549}ci?gni?cie za wacka|podczas snu.
{550}{596}Dyrektor chce ci? widzie?.
{597}{655}- Znaczy si? naczelnik?|- Tak.
{656}{724}- Znowu powiedzia?em "gospodarz"?|- Nie.
{725}{787}To dobrze.
{792}{869}- Chcia? mnie pan widzie??|- Tak, Hickey. Siadaj.
{870}{929}Nie przeszkadza ci,|?e b?d? robi? dwie rzeczy jednocze?n

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<i>[ Earl Narrating ] You know that guy
you see going into the convenience store...</i>

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<i>when you stop off in that little town
on the way to Grandma's house?</i>

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<i>Sort of shifty lookin' fella who buys
a pack of smokes, a couple lotto scratchers...</i>

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<i>and a tallboy
at 10:00 in the mornin'?</i>

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<i>The kind of guy you wait to come out
before you and your family go in?</i>

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<i>Well, that guy's me.</i>

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?eviri ekaan@hotmail.com

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<i>Benim i?in, hapishane ailemle
birlikte uzun bir tatile benziyor.</i>

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<i>Daha ?ok uyuyorum,daha az geziyorum.</i>

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Uyan, uyan, elini penisinden ?ek.

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Bu g?venlik i?in.

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E?lenceli oldu?unu d???nd???m
yeni bir arkada? kat?ld? aram?za

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uyurken kimse ?eki?tirmesin diye.

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M?d?riyet seni g?rmek istiyor.

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<i>Le Bazar du coin ?tait r?put? pour
son mauvais service client?le,</i>

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<i>mais on pouvait pas vraiment
leur en vouloir.</i>

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<i>En fait, c'est eux
qui pourraient nous en vouloir,</i>

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<i>et c'est pourquoi on ?tait l?,
pour rayer le n? 24 de ma liste :</i>

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<i>"J'ai vol?
une machine ? tickets rouge."</i>

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Je veux te remercier de nous avoir
rajout?s dans ta liste, Earl.

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<i>¿Conoces a ese tipo de sujeto
que sólo hace cosas malas</i>

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<i>y después se pregunta
por qué su vida apesta?</i>

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<i>Bueno, ese era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba,</i>

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<i>siempre me esperaba algo malo
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Ahí fue cuando me di cuenta
que tenía que cambiar</i>

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<i>Asi

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<i>¿Conocen a la clase de tipo que no
hace más que cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y luego se pregunta por qué
su vida es horrible?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba...</i>

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<i>...había algo malo que me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Entonces me di cuenta
de que tenía que cambiar.</i>

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¡Lo hicimos!

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Dos cervezas, Hombre Cangrejo.

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Enseguida, Earl.

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<i>Cada vez que tacho algo de mi lista...</i>

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<i>...me siento bien por dentro.</i>

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Esto es por tachar
la número 57:

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"Le metí la cabeza a Randy
en el inodoro cuando tenía cinco".

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<i>Y esta vez...</i>

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<i>...Randy también se sintió bie

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<i>Es genial cuando todos dejamos
nuestras diferencias a un lado...</i>

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<i>...y nos reunimos
para algo importante...</i>

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<i>...como el cumpleaños
de Earl Jr.</i>

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¡Tengo 5 años!
Solo hay 4 velas.

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Sé tu edad, cariño.

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Mira.

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1, 2, 3, 4...

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...5.

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Huh.

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Esta es

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<i>Ken je die man die niets anders doet,
dan slechte dingen...</i>

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<i>en zich afvraagt,
waarom zijn leven zo klote is?</i>

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<i>Wel, dat was ik.</i>

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<i>Iedere keer dat me iets goeds overkwam,</i>

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<i>stond er altijd iets slechts op me te wachten.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>Toen besefte ik,
dat ik moest veranderen.</i>

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<i>Ik maakte een lijst v

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Mi nombre es Earl.

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Lo hicimos!

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- Dos cervezas, Crab Man.
- Lo conseguiste, Earl.

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Cada vez que borraba algo de la lista,
me sentía muy bien por dentro.

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Un brindis por borrar el Nº 57.

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"Metí la cabeza de Randy en el
wáter cuando tenía 5 años".

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Y en esta ocasión, Randy
también se sentía así.

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Gracias por limpiar el wáter ante

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Avete presente il tipo che non
fa altro che cose sbagliate

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Eppoi si chiede perche' la sua vita
faccia schifo

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Be', quello ero io.

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Ogni volta che mi succedeva qualcosa di buono,
qualcosa di cattivo mi attendeva dietro l'angolo.

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Karma.

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Questo ? stato il momento in cui ho capito di dover cambiare.

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Cosi' ho fatto una lista di tutte le azioni sbagliate
che ho commesso e le r

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{18}{73}{Y:i}You know that kind of guy who does|nothing but bad things...
{76}{119}{Y:i}...and then wonders why his life sucks?
{154}{192}{Y:i}Well, that was me.
{211}{255}{Y:i}Every time something good happened to me,
{257}{302}{Y:i}something bad was always|waiting around the corner.
{352}{369}{Y:i}Karma.
{388}{439}{Y:i}That's when I realized I had to change.
{470}{530}{Y:i}So, I made a list of|everything bad I've ever done
{537}{601}{Y:i}and, one by one, I'm gonna|make up for all my mistakes.
{608}{652}{Y:i}I'm just trying to be|a be

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<i>Mentiría si dijera que el Número 86
de mi lista no me ponía nervioso:</i>

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<i>"Le robé el coche a una coja."</i>

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¡Dijiste que me querías!

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<i>Entiendo por qué se enfureció tanto.</i>

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<i>El coche era como una pierna para ella.</i>

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Por favor, déjame explicarte.

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Eres un desgraciado.

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Vaya, te mueves muy bien
con esa pierna, Didi

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<i>Conocen esa clase de tipo
que sólo hace cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y se pregunta por qué
su vida apesta?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo
bueno me ocurría...</i>

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<i>...algo malo me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>Eso fue lo que me hizo cambiar.</i>

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<i>Así que hice una lista con todas

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<i>Some things are so amazing,</i>

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Yeah, I don't know
if I want to win like that.

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<i>you have to capture them on film,
like UFOs or bigfoot.</i>

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<i>I figured I better get out of town
until Ralph calmed down.</i>

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<i>Or Joy doing volunteer work.</i>

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<i>And since that could take
till forever,</i>

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Cherry... button.

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00:10:12,729 --> 00:10:16,433
<i>I decided it'd be

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{84}{134}TARJOLLA KUVAUSPAIKAKSI
{204}{295}- Uskomatonta, ett? vapaudut t?n??n.|- Tekin voisitte lyhent?? tuomioitanne, -
{299}{372}- jos tekisitte johtajalle palveluksia.|- Minulla on 20 vuoden tuomio.
{376}{452}Joutuisin tekem??n hyvi?|tekoja kymmenen vuotta putkeen.
{456}{508}Kenell? sellaiseen on aikaa?
{539}{668}Frank ja min?, Paco, teimme sinulle t?m?n,|jotta et unohtaisi t??ll? viett?m??si aikaa.
{708}{760}Kiitos, kaverit.
{848}{978}Oletko sin?kin hakemassa Earlia? Eth?n edes|omista autoa. Aasillako h?n ratsastaisi kotiin?
{982}{1036}Jos h?n aasilla haluaa ratsastaa,|h?n voi hyp?t? selk??si.
{1040}{1099}Hikoiletko siivoa

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<i>Jag och Randy ?lskar att titta
p? gamla krigsfilmer -</i>

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<i>- men ibland lurar de en.</i>

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<i>Man tror det ska vara h?ftiga
vapenstrider och explosioner -</i>

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00:00:07,777 --> 00:00:10,068
<i>- men det slutar bara med att du
sitter d?r med en obehaglig k?nsla.</i>

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- ? herregud Johnny, de sk?t dig
- Ricky, s?g farv?l till mamma.

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Du f?r inte d? Johnny,
du ?r min ende bror!

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<i>Jag ?r ledsen, jag v

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Sapete quel tipo di persona che non fa altro
che cattiverie

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e poi si chiede perché la sua vita fa schifo?

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00:00:07,069 --> 00:00:08,604
Beh, quello ero io

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Ogni volta che mi succedeva qualcosa di buono,

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c'era sempre qualcosa di negativo dietro l'angolo

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Karma.

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E' lì che ho capito che dovevo cambiare

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Quindi ho fatto una lista di tutte
le cose cattive che ho fatto

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<i>Ni vet den typen av kille
som bara gör dåliga saker..</i>

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<i>Och sedan undrar varför
hans liv suger?</i>

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00:00:06,091 --> 00:00:07,627
<i>Det var jag.</i>

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00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,285
<i>Så fort något bra hände mig,</i>

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<i>Så väntade det alltid
något dåligt runt hörnet.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>Det var då jag insåg att jag
var tvungen att förändra mig.</i>

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<i>SÃ¥ jag gjord

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Miért te tapogatsz?

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00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:10,843
Hol az a nõi õr, aki úgy néz ki,
mint a Pittsburgh Steelers hátvédje?

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00:00:10,959 --> 00:00:13,584
Beteg lett, így azt mondták, nekem
kell megmotoznom az összes nõt,

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00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,791
mert ha valamelyik perel,
én veszthetek a legkevesebbet.

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Hoztam neked egy kis sütit, pár zoknit,
amiket én kötöttem meg magazinokat.

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Mivel nem engedték, hogy
szexlapokat hozzak be,

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00:00:29,743 --> 00:00:32,045
telerajzoltam a tévéújságot
mocskos dolgo

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{48}{119}Znacie takiego faceta,|co robi wy??cznie z?e rzeczy,
{120}{239}a potem zastanawia si?,|czemu jego ?ycie jest do bani?
{240}{287}To by?em ja.
{288}{335}Kiedykolwiek przytrafi?o|mi si? co? dobrego,
{336}{439}co? z?ego zawsze czai?o si? za rogiem.
{456}{479}Karma.
{480}{574}Dzi?ki niej zda?em sobie spraw?,|?e musz? si? zmieni?.
{575}{622}Zrobi?em list? wszystkich|z?ych rzeczy jakie zrobi?em.
{623}{718}Teraz naprawi? jedno po drugim,|moje wszystkie przewinienia.
{719}{810}Pr?buj? sta? si? lepsz? osob?.
{911}{934}Uwaga wszyscy!
{935}{1006}Kon

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{32}{157}/Znacie ten rodzaj faceta, kt?ry nie robi nic opr?cz z?ych rzeczy i zastanawia si? dlaczego jego ?ycie jest do dupy?
{165}{231}/W sumie... to w?a?nie ja.
{229}{266}/Za ka?dym razem gdy przytrafia mi si? co? dobrego,
{266}{336}/za rogiem czai si? co? z?ego.
{363}{396}/Karma.
{402}{451}/To w?a?nie wtedy u?wiadomi?em sobie, ?e musz? si? zmieni?.
{486}{544}/Wi?c zrobi?em list? wszystkiego z?ego co kiedykolwiek zrobi?em
{539}{613}/i jeden po drugim b?d? naprawia? wszystkie moje b??dy.
{623}{658}/Po prostu staram si? by? lepsz? osob?.
{678}{740}/

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<i>Era época de Navidad,
una época de esperanza.</i>

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<i>Y yo esperaba tener suficiente pan...</i>

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<i>...para hacer 274
emparedados de embutido.</i>

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<i>Eran para la lista.</i>

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<i>Número 146: Robé el almuerzo de Kenny
todos los días en quinto y sexto grado.</i>

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Un día mastiqué un
emparedado de Kenny...

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...lo escupí y se lo metí
por la garganta.

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