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Dude, dude, no, I was, like,
"Yes, we do have nuclear missiles."
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And he was all, like, "No, you don't."
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And I was all, like,
"Yes, we do. Whatever."
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And then I was, like,
"Well, what part of 'whatever'
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"do you not get?"
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Josh? Josh?
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Hey! How many times have I told
you kids not to play ball in this alley?
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- Mom!
- Are you all right?
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I'm fine. It wasn't a baseball.