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With a serial killer,
it's safest to be a neighbor.

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They never kill the neighbor.
The neighbor survives to do...

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...the interview afterwards, right?
"He was kind of quiet. "

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These neighbors,
they're never disturbed...

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...by the sounds of murdering.
Just stereo.

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Chain saws, people screaming, fine.

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Just keep the music down.

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And women

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Si un asesino en serie anda suelto,
lo más seguro es ser su vecino.

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Nunca matan a su vecino.
El vecino sobrevive...

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...y lo entrevistan.
"Era muy tranquilo".

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A ellos nunca les molestan
los ruidos...

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...durante los asesinatos.
Sólo el estéreo.

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Cierras eléctricas, gritos,
todo bien.

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Sólo bajen la música.

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Ciertas mujeres se ena

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�åðåâîä, òàéìèíã è âîëÿ ê ïîáåäå by
[IMSF]Lord Baka
imsf@mail.ru

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~�çâðàùåíêà �îêî~

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� âîò è îíà!

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�àê âñåãäà, îíà ïðîñòî ÷óäåñíà!

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� ÿ ìóæèê! �ðè÷åì ñ ïîòðåáíîñòÿìè!

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� ÷åðòó çäðàâûé ñìûñë!

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�òî ýòî ñ íèì?

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�ðî

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With a serial killer,
it's safest to be a neighbor.

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00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:09,175
They never kill the neighbor.
The neighbor survives to do...

3
00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:12,175
...the interview afterwards, right?
"He was kind of quiet. "

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00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,575
These neighbors,
they're never disturbed...

5
00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:17,181
...by the sounds of murdering.
Just stereo.

6
00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:19,181
Chain saws, people screaming, fine.

7
00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,684
Just keep the music down.

8
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And women

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Si un asesino en serie anda suelto,
lo más seguro es ser su vecino.

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Nunca matan a su vecino.
El vecino sobrevive...

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...y lo entrevistan.
"Era muy tranquilo".

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A ellos nunca les molestan
los ruidos...

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...durante los asesinatos.
Sólo el estéreo.

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Cierras eléctricas, gritos,
todo bien.

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Sólo bajen la música.

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Ciertas mujeres se ena

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00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:06,004
With a serial killer,
it's safest to be a neighbor.

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00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:09,175
They never kill the neighbor.
The neighbor survives to do...

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00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:12,175
...the interview afterwards, right?
''He was kind of quiet.''

4
00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,575
These neighbors,
they're never disturbed...

5
00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:17,181
...by the sounds of murdering.
Just stereo.

6
00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:19,181
Chain saws, people screaming, fine.

7
00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,684
Just keep the music down.

8
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And wome

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Si un asesino en serie anda suelto,
lo más seguro es ser su vecino.

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Nunca matan a su vecino.
El vecino sobrevive...

3
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...y lo entrevistan.
"Era muy tranquilo".

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00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,617
A ellos nunca les molestan
los ruidos...

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00:00:14,822 --> 00:00:17,222
...durante los asesinatos.
Sólo el estéreo.

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00:00:17,425 --> 00:00:19,222
Cierras eléctricas, gritos,
todo bien.

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Sólo bajen la música.

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Ciertas mujeres se ena

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�åðåâîä, òàéìèíã è âîëÿ ê ïîáåäå by
[IMSF]Lord Baka
imsf@mail.ru

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~�çâðàùåíêà �îêî~

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� âîò è îíà!

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�àê âñåãäà, îíà ïðîñòî ÷óäåñíà!

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� ÿ ìóæèê! �ðè÷åì ñ ïîòðåáíîñòÿìè!

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� ÷åðòó çäðàâûé ñìûñë!

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�òî ýòî ñ íèì?

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�ðî

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How about the seedless
watermelon? What an invention.

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Scientists are working on this.

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Other scientists devote their lives
to fighting cancer, AIDS.

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These guys go,
"No, I'm focusing on melon.

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Oh, sure, thousands of people
are dying needlessly...

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...but this, that's gotta stop.

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You ever try and pick a wet one up
off the floor? It's almost impossible.

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Medicina e o meserie prestigioasã...

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... dar e una din acele slujbe...

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... unde trebuie sã-þi agãþi
diploma de perete.

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�i face pe medici sã parã
cam nesiguri pe ei, nu-i aºa?

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"Eu sunt chiar un medic.

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"Dacã nu crezi,
Uitã-te acolo."

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Nu ºtiu de ce au nevoie
de aceste...

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... pârghii psihologice
asupra noastrã.

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I love these nature shows.

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And it's amazing
how you can always relate.

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You're watching the
African dung beetle and going:

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"Boy, his life is a lot like mine. "

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You always root for whichever animal
is the star of the show.

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Like, if it's the antelope,
and a lion's chasing it...

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...you go, "Run, antelope, run.
Use your speed. Get away. "

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To me, government...

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...is basically parents for adults.

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Especially the IRS. The IRS is like
Ward and June Cleaver...

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...and we're all
Wally and the Beaver.

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And your accountant
is Eddie Haskell...

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...showing you all these neat tricks
to get away with stuff.

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That's fine, unless you get audited.

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Then you don't want some
wise guy in a

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Hoy día, es difícil
justificar la vida...

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...de los hombres
y sus pañuelos.

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Es decir, lo abren,
se suenan la nariz...

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...y va al bolsillo,
junto a otros objetos de valor.

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Billetera, llaves, mocos.
Sí, tengo todo.

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Al no poder parir, los hombres...

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...¿se enorgullecen
de todo lo que expulsan?

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También le agregamos
un monograma

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De overheid vormt eigenlijk een
soort ouders voor volwassenen.

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De belastingdienst is
eigenlijk papa en mama.

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En wij zijn de brave kinderen.

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Je boekhouder is je vriendje dat je
trucjes leert om ze te slim af te zijn.

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Tot je controle krijgt. Je
wilt geen gladjanus die zegt:

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'U hebt hier een
fraai kantoor, meneer.'

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Dan sluit de overheid
je op 'in je kamer'.

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De overheid vormt eigenlijk een
soort ouders voor volwassenen.

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De belastingdienst is
eigenlijk papa en mama.

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En wij zijn de brave kinderen.

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Je boekhouder is je vriendje dat je
trucjes leert om ze te slim af te zijn.

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Tot je controle krijgt. Je
wilt geen gladjanus die zegt:

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'U hebt hier een
fraai kantoor, meneer.'

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Dan sluit de overheid
je op 'in je kamer'.

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