Rezultatele cautarii de subtitrari pentru Married With Children En

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As God is my witness...

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...I will never drive anyone in
this family anyplace ever again.

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All I get from you are complaints.

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I think you kids are nuts.
I didn't think it was scary.

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Get some glasses, Dad.

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For the thousandth time,
I do not need glasses.

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You're overreacting. Ask anyone.

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Fine. Buck?

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[***]

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[GROANS]

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[SIGHS]

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What's the first derivative
of kinetic energy

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with respect
to velocity?

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I don't know.

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What goes "quack"?

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I don't know.

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Ahem.

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Ahem!

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Hey, kids.

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Put away your stupid

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Yo, Roxanne, Grandmaster B here.

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That's with a big G, a big B
and a real big... Well...

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You'll just have to come over
and see for yourself.

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Wait... Wait, don't hang up.

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Come on, it's my 18th birthday.

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Maybe we could go out
and get a soda.

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No, huh?

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Well, then, I guess a non-binding
sexual thing will be out of the question?

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Dad's coming. Dad's coming.

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Don't giggle. You'll give it away.

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He's not to know Mom commissioned
a painting of herself for 00.

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Really. Don't.

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Okay, okay.
Did you leave the price tag on?

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No, really, really, don't.
This could kill him, you know.

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Wait. Bud, don't we have
a loyalty to the man?

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That's a good one.

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<i>Previously on</i> Married with Children<i>:</i>

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<i>The family who never feeds me</i>
<i>went on vacation.</i>

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Oh, it's not so bad.

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No, it's like <i>20,000 Leagues</i>
<i>Under the Sea</i>.

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Except I'm married
to the giant squid.

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<i>Exacerbating the situation</i>
<i>was the fact that by day...</i>

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<i>...the cruise was geared</i>
<i>towards women who ate like mastiffs

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Subtitles : RaceMan
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[DOOR SLAMS]

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BUD:
<i>If we don't get some food soon,</i>

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<i>it's Donner Pass, baby.</i>

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KELLY:
<i>Hmm.</i>

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<i>He's a little stringy,</i>

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<i>but seasoned correctly...</i>

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<i>Bud chops.</i>

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[SIGHS]

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What're you kids doing?

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You stink.

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Why'd you turn down that job?

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What job?

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The job I dreamed Lee lacocca
offered you...

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...when he came into the shoe store.

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You're mad at me
for something I did in a dream?

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Well, you don't do anything
when I'm awake.

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Al, put down the book,
I'm going to sleep.

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Why don't you get a second j

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And today, on And Yet It Lived,
meet Simeon Pathetica...

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...an ape that even ev olution
passed by.

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Note the stooped shoulders
and the dull, blank look.

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- Can I have your autograph?
- Not today, Peg, I got some big news.

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You know how I'm always digging
in my ear with the point of a pencil?

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- Oh, my, this is good news.
- You betcha.

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Well, today, purely by accident...

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God, men are stupid.

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And then there's Al.

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I can't believe he is really
at the park playing football...

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...with Aaron and a bunch
of college boys.

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Well, why? He says he's in shape.

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Oh, please. If Al didn't have to bend
over to steal our paper every morning...

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...he wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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Yeah, but, you know, in Al's defence

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It's Friday, Friday, Friday, on NBC.

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By the way, we're for sale.

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So come on, folks,
dial the number on your screen.

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Then press "one"
to buy the evening news.

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Press "two"
for the entertainment division.

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Press "three" for actual,
live TV executives...

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...who will talk to you
about your fantasies.

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Hello. I was wondering...

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