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{0}{0}movie info: 576x320 25.0000fps 688.7 MB|Mallrats.1995.INTERNAL.DVDRip.XviD-TDF
{978}{1086}(man) One time, my cousin Walter got|this cat stuck in his ass. True story.
{1090}{1189}He bought it at our local mall,|so the whole fiasco wound up on the news.
{1193}{1293}It was embarrassing for my relatives|but, the next week, he did it again.
{1304}{1391}Different cat, same results,|with another trip to the emergency room.
{1406}{1479}I run into him a week later|and he 's buying another cat.
{1483}{1541}I says to him "Jesus, Walt,|what're you doing?"
{1545}{1640}"You 're gonna get this cat stuck in your|ass, too. Why don 't you knock it off?"
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