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00:00:22:Synchro do wersji: The. Love. Guru[2008]DvDrip-aXXo / by bobekkvip
00:00:34:Swoje dzieciêce lata spêdzi³em w Indiach,|dorastaj¹c w ma³ej wiosce Harenmahkeester.
00:00:43:Znalaz³em urz¹dzenie|do podk³adania g³osu.
00:00:47:Z którego korzystam po|dzi� dzieñ... Cze�æ.
00:00:53:Postanowi³em wykorzystaæ|g³os Morgana Freemana.
00:00:56:Jestem jego �wi¹tobliwo�æ guru Pitka.|W mojej ksi¹¿ce:
00:01:00:"Je�li jeste� szczê�liwy i jeste�|tego �wiadom, przemy�l to ponownie"
00:01:03:piszê o intymno�ci albo|w-sobie-to-widzê.
00:01:08:Intymno�æ jest niczym wy³o¿enie w³asnego|siusiaka na stó³ i wtedy kto� powie:
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Hämta dina svenska filmundertexter från
- www.UNDERTEXTER.se -

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När jag var ett barn i Indien-

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-och växte upp i den lilla byn
Harenmahkeester-

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-så hittade jag en röstomvandlings-
maskin som jag använder än idag.

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Oh, hej. Jag beslutade mig för
Morgan Freeman-inställningen.

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Jag är Hans Helighet Gurun Pitka.

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I min bok: "Om du är lycklig
och vet det, tänk en

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<i>Když jsem jako dítì žil v Indii,</i>

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<i>ve vesnièce jménem Zadeek</i>

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<i>jsem našel dabingový pøístroj,</i>

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<i>který dodnes používám.</i>

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Promiòte, zdravím.

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Ten úvod byl
ve stylu Morgana Freemana.

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Jsem Jeho Svatost guru Pitka.

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Ve své knize
<i>Jsi-li š�astný a víš to, zamysli se</i>

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<i>Pe c?nd eram copil ?n India</i>

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<i>am crescut ?ntr-un mic s?tuc
Harenmahkeester.</i>

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<i>Am g?sit o ma?in?rie
de ?nregistrare a vocii,</i>

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<i>pe care o folosesc ?i ?n ziua de azi.</i>

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Bun?.

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M- am hot?r?t s? folosesc setarea
de voce a lui Morgan Freeman.

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M- am hot?r?t s? folosesc setarea
de voce a lui Morgan Freeman.

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Eu sunt Sfin?ia Sa, Guru Pitka.

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<i>?n cartea m

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När jag var ett barn i Indien-

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-och växte upp i den lilla byn
Harenmahkeester-

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-så hittade jag en röstomvandlings-
maskin som jag använder än idag.

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Oh, hej. Jag beslutade mig för
Morgan Freeman-inställningen.

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Jag är Hans Helighet Gurun Pitka.

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I min bok: "Om du är lycklig
och vet det, tänk en gång till."-

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Když jsem byl dítì v Indii,
vyrùstal jsem ve vesnici Harenmahkeester.

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Našel jsem stroj na pøemìnu hlasu.

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Který používám dodnes...
Ahoj.

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Oblíbil jsem si hlas Morgana Freemana.

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Já jsem guru Pitka.
V mé knize:

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"Jestli jsi š�astný a víš to,
znova se zamysli"

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Píši o intimitì,
nebo že vidím do sebe.

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Intimita je jako když položíte svùj párek na
stùl a nìkdo øekne:

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Pe când eram copil în India

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am crescut într-un mic sãtuc
Harenmahkeester.

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HARENMAHKEESTER
NUM�R DE LOCUITORI: 76

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Am gãsit o maºinãrie
de înregistrare a vocii,

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pe care o folosesc ºi în ziua de azi.

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Bunã.

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MAªIN�RIE DE �NREGISTRAT
VOCE DIN ESTUL INDIEI.

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M-am hotãrât sã folosesc setarea
de voce a lui Morgan Freeman.