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Berta, cum ?mi speli lenjeria?

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Cum fac totul pe aici.

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Cu un c?ntec pe buze
?i dragoste ?n inim?.

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Vorbesc serios.

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Am o irita?ie ?n... zona privat?.

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Privat??
Dac? mai aduci trafic acolo

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va trebui s? deschizi o cafenea.

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M-am g?ndit c? ai schimbat detergentul

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fiindc? e totul ro?u ?i
m? m?n?nc? ?n spec

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shing my underwear?

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like i do everything else
around here--

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with a song on my lips
and love in my heart.

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i'm serious.

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i got a rash in my, you know,
private area.

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private? you get any more
traffic down there,

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you're gonna have to open
a starbucks.

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well, i thought maybe you'd
changed laundry soap,

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- Bunã !
- Bunã, unchiule Charlie !

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Cum a fost meciul ?

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Liga de softball a muzicienilor
e o glumã.

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Tipi încercând sã prindã
chestii care nu-s acolo.

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Oameni vomând pe o minge de punct dublu.

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ªi atunci de ce te-ai dus ?

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E un bar deschis,
ºi m-au lãsat sã fac liniile.

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Trebuie sã mã îmbrac.

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Jake

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si?

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estas rezando?

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esta bien, no tengo clases.

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no, no, esta bien.
para que estas rezando?

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tengo examen de matematicas el lunes

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Oh, por eso rezas?
para una buena calificacion?

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no, eso nunca funciona

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rezo para que la maestra se enferme

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has considerado estudi

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<i>Din episodul anterior:</i>

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E o femeie foarte sexi.

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- A cui e maºina ?
- A psihiatrului meu.

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S-o ºtergem de aici, Charlie.

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Sper cã nu mã veþi lãsa aici, nu ?

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Am ajuns. La Charlie.

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- �ºi scoate hainele.
- Nu-i aºa cã e o þarã grozavã ?

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Sunteþi niºte drãguþi.

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Vin ºi eu imediat.

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Jake

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Yeah?

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Are you praying?

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It's okay, I'm not in school.

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No, no, it's fine.
What are you praying for?

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I have a math test on Monday.

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Oh, so you're praying
for a good grade?

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No, that never works.

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I'm praying for the teacher
to get sick.

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Have you considered
jus

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Alo ?

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Oh, hey, Julia;
Tocmai plecam spre tine.

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Trebuie sã aduc ceva ?

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Mâncare, vin, baterii ?

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Cum adicã, "Nu veni" ?

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Gee, chiar crezi cã psihiatrul tãu

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este cel mai bun judecãtor care
sã îþi spunã cu cine sã te culci ?

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Pãi, sigur cã poþi mai bine

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Amândoi putem mai bine.

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Est? se aproveitando de mim
porque estou b?bado, n?o est??

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?, sou uma garota m?.

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Felizmente para
n?s dois, n?o julgo.

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- N?o ? culpa minha?
- E de quem ? a culpa?

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Eu falei, foi o tio Charlie.

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Achei que morava sozinho.

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Moro. S? deixei a TV ligada
para enganar os criminosos.

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Charlie, disse ao Jake que ele
podia usar o seu computador?

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- Bueno, ¿qué te parece?
- Vaya.

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Es para ti, ¿verdad?

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Es para los dos. No te vayas.

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Tranquila, no me queda sangre
en las piernas para ir a ningún sitio.

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<i>Hola, soy Charlie.
Di algo cuando oigas la señal.</i>

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<i>Escucha, desgraciado asqueroso,
a mí nadie me trata así.</i>

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<i>O me llamas
o lo vas a lamentar de verdad.</i>

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<i

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Previously on "Two and a half Men"

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I'm asking you to marry me.

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We might as well
just go to Vegas and elope.

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If we're gonna have a family we'll need
to turn the second bedroom into a nursery.

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But.. that's where Jake stays.

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Yeah, but once Alan moves out, then Jake
won't be staying here anymore, right?

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- Alan is moving out?
- Of course he is...

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Isn't he?

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I said the w

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<i>Mingea urcã, e o loviturã lungã.</i>

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<i>ªi rateazã.</i>

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Da !

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- Da !
- Cine a câºtigat ?

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Cui îi pasã ? Am câºtigat pariul.

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Charlie,
spune-mi cã sunt de modã veche ...

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dar speram ca fiul meu
sã nu înceapã sã parieze ...

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pânã va fi destul de mare
ca sã aibe probleme cu bãutura.

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Alan, mi-am uitat periuþa de dinþi.
Pot sã o folosesc pe a ta?

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Doamne, te rog, nu.

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�þi dai seama câte bacterii

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pot fi transferate
prin periuþa de dinþi?

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Nu ºtiu. Câte?

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Nu ºtiu cantitatea exactã.

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Atunci, de ce ai adus vorba despre ea?

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Gândire proastã.

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Ideea este, cã folosirea comunã

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Nu, aparatul tãu dentar mi se pare sexi.

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Eu da.

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Adu-þi aminte : trebuie curãþat dupã masã.

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Jake, nu vrei sã ieºim undeva... ?

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Ok, am ºi eu o întrebare pentru tine.

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Dacã am nevoie de un plãmân ºi tatãl tãu
la fel... cãruia dintre noi îl vei dona ?

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Vezi, nici nu mai trebuie sã
mã gândesc la asta.

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Jake, cu tine vorbesc...

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Nu-mi face semn cu mâna..

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wake up!Wake up!Wake up!

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I'm sorry,mom.I love you!

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-What?
-What?

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There's something you gotta see.

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It has to be better than my dream.

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Wake up!Wake up!Wake up!

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It's dad's magazine!

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-What?
-What?

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There's something you gotta see.

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I was already seeing everything I n

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-Morning.
-Morning.

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What are you making?

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Breakfast.

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Have you considered

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orange juice and a piece of toast?

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It's in there.

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We got any marshmallows?

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And he wonders why he gets diarrhea.

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Oh, man.

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You forget to put the lid on again?

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Eu sunt sigur ca ea
e o fata adorabila, mama.

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Dar eu am o politica exigenta
impotriva intalnirilor "oarbe"

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Da,stiu ca eu nu sunt cadoul Lui Dumnezeu
pentru femei,dar,totusi...

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Oh,haide.De unde stii ce poate suge
printr`un furtun de gradina?

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Nu conteaza.
Politica sta in picioare.

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Bine,la revedere.

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Stii,in timp ce aplaud
politica ta fata de intalnirile "oarbe",

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- Charlie?
- Si?

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Pense que habiamos dicho que nos ibamos
a tomar las cosas tranquilamente.

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Dijimos eso.

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Creo que podemos sernos honestos.

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Charlie, hablame.

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Esta bien.

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Sabes que voy hacerte,
sucia, asquerosa muchacha?

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No, de esa manera.

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Mala manera?
Soy un sucio, asqueroso chico?

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Non, son institutrice ne m'a pas dit
ce qu'il avait fait.

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S'il a organisé
une partie de blackjack

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sous les gradins,
c'était pas forcément mon idée.

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J'ai dit: pas mon idée.

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je vous assure.

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J'attends dehors.

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Qu'est-ce qu'il fait ici?

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Ma voiture est au garage,
il m'a conduit ici.

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mais il n'en a

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Alo?

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Ce?

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Nu inteleg ce spuneti

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Cine e?
Nu stiu, o femeie care plange

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Asteptati!
Charlie?

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Ce e?
La telefon.

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Cine e?
O femeie isterica.

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Ai inebuni, nu primesc
telefoane de la femei isterice.
Poftim!

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Esti foarte insensibil.

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Alo? A, buna,
cum te simti?

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<i>En el capítulo anterior:</i>

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Qué mujer tan sexy.

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- ¿De quién es?
- De un psiquiatra.

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Vámonos de aquí, Charlie.

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No piensan dejarme aquí sola, ¿verdad?

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Ya hemos llegado. Casa Charlie.

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- Se está quitando la ropa.
- ¿No adoras este país?

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Qué lindos son.

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Tú más.

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- ¿Qué haces?
- Estoy trabajando.

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No vas a hacer mucho
con la tele puesta.

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- ¿Quién eres? ¿Mi madre?
- ¿Tu madre también te lo dice?

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Cuando vives de componer
música, debes...

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...esperar la inspiración.

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No, aún no.

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Charlie, ¿te vienes al cine?

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No puede. Está trabajando.

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- ¿En qué, en

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oh, yeah.

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I am a finely tuned machine.

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Bonjour!

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Oh, hello.

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Are you a friend of charlie's?

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I'm his brother...

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so no.

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I am gabrielle.

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Oh, nice to meet you.I'm alan.

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Or as you would say "elan.

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" Why would I say that?

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???, ???????? ? ???? ???? ??????????
? ?? ????? ?? ???, ? ? ??? ?????? 3 ??????

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?????!

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???????? ?? ???? ???? ??????????.

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? ?? ?? ???? ???? ????????

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???????? ?? ???? ???? ??????????!

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?????, ?? ????????

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? ???? ???? ????????? ????????,
? ? ?????? ?????????? ????

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? ? ???? ?????????? ????????,
? ??'??

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I can't believe you've been going to gym

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all this time without a jockstrap.

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I don't like it.

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It feels like I'm flossing my butt crack.

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Based on what I'm paying your dentist,

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you know nothing about flossing.

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Think of it as a bra for your balls.

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Oh,now I want one.

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What size are you?

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How should I know?

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- Charlie !
- Haide ...

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M? g?dil? !

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- Unchiule Charlie ?
- Nu acum, Jake.

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Tocmai am auzit la TV melodia
Fudge Nuggets pe care ai scris-o.

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Grozav.

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Minunat.

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- Jake, nu sunt singur.
- Nu se poate.

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Ba se poate.

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- Cine e ?
- O prieten?.

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- E o fat? ?
- Stai a?a.

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Corect.

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oh,excuse me.

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Gesundheit.

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sorry.

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I hope I'm not coming
down with something.

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You think you might be?

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Well,I've been feeling a little congested
and I think it's settling in my chest.

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That's certainly where
I was planning to settle.

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Maybe I should go home.

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Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.

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Let's not overreact.

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Previously on Two and a Half Men...

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Darling, what's mine is yours.

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We do not need a preup.

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And I just want you to know

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I'm not after your father's money.

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I'm sure you're not.

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Believe me, I got
plenty of my own money.

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-Everything okay?
-No, no,

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everything is not okay.

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Tuve un dulce sueño esta noche.

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- En Serio.
- Si.

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Soñé que estaba atrapado
En una casa hecha de donas...

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Y me tenia que comer todo
para salir.

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Interesante. Yo tuve un sueño parecido,
Solo que sin casa ni donas.

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Buen día.

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- Buen día.
- Buen día.

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Entonces... Como durmieron todos?

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El tío Ch

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oh esto va a ser grandioso..estan
emocionados como yo lo estoy?

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probablemente no

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ok.. feliz...
- feliz cumpleaños!!! feliz cumpleaños!!!

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feliz cumpleaños querida rose
feliz cumpleaños a ti!!

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oh!!! tienen que estar bromeando

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ustedes son los mejores!!

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es esto un pastel de chocolate sin grasa?
- tu dinos.. tu lo trajiste

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quieres so

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Vamos. Cuidado com o degrau.

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- N?o sinto a cara, Charlie.
- Acabaram de te tirar dois dentes do siso.

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N?o te babes.

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Olha para aquilo.

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- Mas que mulher t?o sexy.
- Desculpa l?, d?-te ponta?

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- Como est??
- Ol?.

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Charlie, afasta-te.

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Calma. Pode ser interessante.

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Tem um bom balan?o.

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Kandi, Kandi, listen to me.

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Our divorce does not
have to be adversarial.

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I bet she won't know that word.

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No, no, not "Ads for cereal".

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-Told 'ya.
-Do you know it?

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That wasn't the bet.

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Oh, come on, you're being very unfair.
I love Chester as much as you do.

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Oh really?

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Oh, then maybe you could expla

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Look,don't worry.

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You'll grow into it.

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Just once I'd like to
get clothes that fit now.

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Yeah,well,quit going through
puberty and we'll talk about it.

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Quit being so cheap,and
we'll talk about it.

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Hey,hey,watch your mouth.

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Hard to punish him
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Oh,yeah?

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Wait till he tries on the

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Hello.

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Oh, hey, Julia;
I was just on my way over.

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Anything I need to bring?

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Thai food, wine, batteries?

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What do you mean, "Don't come"?

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Gee, do you really think
your psychiatrist

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is the best judge
of who you should sleep with?

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Well, sure you could do better.

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We could both do better.

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Deci întelegi situaþia ?

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Cred cã da...

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Acum cã nu mai suntem cãsãtoriþi, vrei sã vinzi apartamentul meu.

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Nu, Nu... Este apartamentul nostru. L-am cumpãrat pentru noi.

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Nu e cel mai deºtept lucru pe care l-am fãcut, dar...

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Consultantul de proprietate era penisul meu.

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Asta o fi însemând când spun ei "S-a înmuiat piaþa" ?

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Nu cred.

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Ceea ce vreau sã spun es

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- Bunã
- Bunã

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Ce-i cu tine acasã ?

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Linda ºi fiul ei petrec seara împreunã�.

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Se pare cã� e una din acele mãmici care
îºi pun copilul pe primul loc.

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Ticãloasa !

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Spui asta doar pentru cã mama ne-a pus
pe locul trei.

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Pe patru chiar, dupã ce
ºi-a cumpãrat maºina.

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Tu ce faci ?

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Mã ocup cu plata facturilor
din gospodãrie.

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