Rezultatele cautarii de subtitrari pentru Just Shoot Me

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There's this old joke

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that Woody Allen tells
at the end of <i>Annie Hall</i>

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which is, by the way,
my favorite movie of all time,

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and it goes like this...

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this guy goes
to a psychiatrist and says,

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"Doc, my brother, he's crazy,
he thinks he's a chicken."

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and the doctor says,

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"Um, well, why don't you
turn him in?"

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Ah, I see Carmen Electra
made the cover.

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Yeah. Great shot,
isn't it?

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Notice how I made
her sexuality

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leap off the page.

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Oh, yeah.
You're a genius.

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You took a picture

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of one of the hottest women
in the world

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and somehow
made her look beautiful.

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What's

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9:45. It's official.

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We now have a crisis
on our hands.

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Dennis,
what's the update?

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Still no word
on where your bagel is...

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But the deli said

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somebody did leave
an hour ago.

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It's one block away.

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What are they doing,
rolling it here?

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Well, I was saving

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[***]

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Good morning.

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Hey, if you need
a stronger jolt,

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you could always
gnaw on the cord.

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Sorry, I was out dancing
until 6 this morning.

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God, it's windy on top
of the Chrysler building.

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I just don't know if I can
keep doing this every night.

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Well, you know,

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every once in a while
you could stay h

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Hey, Dad.

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Allie, relax.

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I'll talk you through it.

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There's no reason to panic.

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Everything's gonna be fine.

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What's wrong?

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Allie got her hand caught

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in the VCR,

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and to make
matters worse,

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Hannah's in her crib crying.

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Okay, let's see what you have.

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Mmm. Good height,
broad shoulders,

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supple mouth,
brooding eyes, terrific.

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Now, please walk to the end
of the room and back.

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Mm-hm. Good.

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Now I'll need you
to remove your shirt...

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and pose...

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and pose.

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Great! We'll be in touch.

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Bill, hi. It's Maya Gallo.

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Do you really want
to start tonight's news off

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with a story on strippers?

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You do.

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What would I lead with?

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Well, call me crazy,

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but it is
election night.

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Yes, I do know
that you're the news director.

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Thank you for list...ening.

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Could

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Oh, yeah! 9-9.

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Okay, next point wins.
You're going down.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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Whoa, Maya's eating a Popsicle.

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What? Where?

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Ho, ho, ho! Yeah!

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[SINGING]

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Whee!

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What'd you do that for?

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I did it for my Mama...

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Good morning.

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Hmm?

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Well, well, well, lookie here.

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Sweet little hayseed

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come on out
to the big city

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to be a model.

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Bet you've got
big dreams.

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What's that?

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An armful of pictures
your boyfriend took

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by his El Camino?

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"I love

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Ah! I can't.

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Go on. Drop it!

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What if someone
gets wet?

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That's
the point.

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It might be
dangerous

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to drop water
from this high.

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Maya, they drop rain
from even higher.

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Oh.

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I don't care
if some stupid <i>Blush</i> quiz

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