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- Just Shoot Me - 2x13 - Pass The Salt.srt
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[***]
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Jack, I was just rummaging
through some boxes,
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and I found
this picture of us.
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Can you believe
the styles back then?
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That collar,
those shoes,
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and look at my hem,
for God's sakes.
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Nina that picture
was taken two months ago.
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Such innocence.
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You think a day
will come
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- Just Shoot Me - 2x25 - War And Sleaze.srt
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[***]
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Oh, Dad,
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we've got to do something
about our astrologer.
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Madam Dolores? Why?
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I just don't think her
heart's in it anymore.
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"Pisces.
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Something bad
may or may not happen to you."
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I'm a Pisces.
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See what I mean?
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Well, so that one's
a little vague.
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- Just Shoot Me - 2x06 - My Dinner With Woody.srt
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There's this old joke
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that Woody Allen tells
at the end of <i>Annie Hall</i>
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which is, by the way,
my favorite movie of all time,
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and it goes like this...
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this guy goes
to a psychiatrist and says,
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"Doc, my brother, he's crazy,
he thinks he's a chicken."
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and the doctor says,
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"Um, well, why don't you
turn him in?"
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- Just Shoot Me - 2x18 - The Kiss.srt
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[***]
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Good morning.
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Hey, if you need
a stronger jolt,
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you could always
gnaw on the cord.
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Sorry, I was out dancing
until 6 this morning.
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God, it's windy on top
of the Chrysler building.
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I just don't know if I can
keep doing this every night.
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Well, you know,
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every once in a while
you could stay h
- Just Shoot Me - 2x08 - Sweet Charity.srt
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[***]
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Up, periscope.
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Look at those
perfect legs.
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Torpedo locked
on target.
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That tiny waist...
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Das bootie.
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Don't you two ever
get bored with this?
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What?
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Drooling over
some model
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like a couple
of dogs in heat.
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Sending the
- Just Shoot Me - 2x20 - Jack's Old Partner.srt
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[***]
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Come along, children.
Don't dawdle.
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Nina, what's going on?
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Well, these are my children,
Estee and Vidal.
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Since when?
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Since I'm getting audited today.
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They think they're here
for a movie audition.
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Okay, children,
just run along and play.
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Help yourself to coffee.
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- Just Shoot Me - 2x01 - The Experiment.srt
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[***]
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9:45. It's official.
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We now have a crisis
on our hands.
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Dennis,
what's the update?
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Still no word
on where your bagel is...
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But the deli said
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somebody did leave
an hour ago.
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It's one block away.
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What are they doing,
rolling it here?
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Well, I was saving
- Just Shoot Me - 1x06 - Lemon Wacky Hello.srt
- Just Shoot Me - 1x01 - Back Issues.srt
- Just Shoot Me - 1x05 - In Your Dreams.srt
- Just Shoot Me - 1x03 - Secretary's Day.srt
- Just Shoot Me - 1x02 - The Devil And Maya Gallo.srt
- Just Shoot Me - 1x04 - Nina's Birthday.srt
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You know, I've always
thought of models
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as, I don't know,
the enemy,
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But it must be
a really hard thing,
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schlepping to all
these magazines,
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being put under
such heavy scrutiny,
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always being judged,
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hoping someone
will hire you.
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- Just Shoot Me - 2x11 - Sewer!.srt
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Oh. Hold your calls,
America.
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We have a winner.
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God, look at her.
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Her name
is Kimmy.
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Why don't you
ask her out?
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Yeah, good idea.
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How's this?
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My puppy's not feeling well.
Hold me?
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Just be honest.
Women respond to honesty.
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Honesty...
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- Just Shoot Me - 2x03 - Old Boyfriends.srt
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[***]
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Hey, Dad.
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Allie, relax.
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I'll talk you through it.
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There's no reason to panic.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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What's wrong?
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Allie got her hand caught
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in the VCR,
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and to make
matters worse,
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Hannah's in her crib crying.
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- Just Shoot Me - 2x05 - King Lear Jet.srt
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[***]
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Ah, I see Carmen Electra
made the cover.
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Yeah. Great shot,
isn't it?
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Notice how I made
her sexuality
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leap off the page.
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Oh, yeah.
You're a genius.
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You took a picture
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of one of the hottest women
in the world
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and somehow
made her look beautiful.
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What's
- Just Shoot Me - 2x24 - Eve Of Destruction.srt
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[***]
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Oh, yeah! 9-9.
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Okay, next point wins.
You're going down.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Whoa, Maya's eating a Popsicle.
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What? Where?
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Ho, ho, ho! Yeah!
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[SINGING]
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Whee!
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What'd you do that for?
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I did it for my Mama...
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- Just Shoot Me - 1x02 - The Devil And Maya Gallo.srt
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Good morning.
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Hmm?
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Well, well, well, lookie here.
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Sweet little hayseed
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come on out
to the big city
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to be a model.
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Bet you've got
big dreams.
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What's that?
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An armful of pictures
your boyfriend took
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by his El Camino?
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"I love
- Just Shoot Me - 1x01 - Back Issues.srt
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Bill, hi. It's Maya Gallo.
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Do you really want
to start tonight's news off
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with a story on strippers?
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You do.
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What would I lead with?
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Well, call me crazy,
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but it is
election night.
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Yes, I do know
that you're the news director.
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Thank you for list...ening.
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Could
- Just Shoot Me - 1x03 - Secretary's Day.srt
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Hello.
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Uh, no. She just left.
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Oh. Well, let me see
if I can catch her.
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Hey, Maya! It's your office!
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MAYA:
What do they want?
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Can I tell her
what this is about?
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Oh, okay.
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They want to change the title
of your article!
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To what?
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- Just Shoot Me - 1x06 - Lemon Wacky Hello.srt
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You know, I've always
thought of models
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as, I don't know,
the enemy,
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But it must be
a really hard thing,
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schlepping to all
these magazines,
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being put under
such heavy scrutiny,
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always being judged,
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hoping someone
will hire you.
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- Just Shoot Me - 2x16 - College Or Collagen.srt
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It's perfect.
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[SHUTTER CLICKS]
Beautiful.
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Oh, we love this.
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Yes.
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[SHUTTER CLICKS]
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Yes?
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Uh, phone call
for you.
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Not now.
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I'm sorry.
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Yes?
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Hey, dude, we got some more
of those muffins you like.
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- Just Shoot Me - 2x04 - La Cage Proper.srt
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[***]
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Licking stamps?
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Yeah, I was.
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Now I'm just answering
obvious questions.
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Hi.
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Licking stamps?
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Good question. Yes, I am.
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Lucky stamp.
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[CHOKES]
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Nikki.
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Elliott DiMauro.
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It's great to see
- Just Shoot Me - 2x17 - Nina's Bikini.srt
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[***]
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Ah! I can't.
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Go on. Drop it!
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What if someone
gets wet?
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That's
the point.
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It might be
dangerous
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to drop water
from this high.
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Maya, they drop rain
from even higher.
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Oh.
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I don't care
if some stupid <i>Blush</i> quiz
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- Just Shoot Me - 2x22 - The Emperor.srt
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Maya, does this dress
look okay to you?
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Yeah, it looks great.
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Oh, good. Sting's hosting
a benefit tonight,
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and it's so hard to find
something I like
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that's American-made.
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Last year, everyone freaked out
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just because I wore a gown
sewn by Asian children.
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Please, that's why
the stitching's s
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