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<i>Saludos, caballeros.</i>

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<i>Supongo que no les acompa?an sus esposas,</i>

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<i>ya que el t?tulo de la pel?cula
basta para aterrorizarlas</i>

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<i>y hacer que se queden en la cocina,
donde deben estar.</i>

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<i>En cualquier caso, caballeros,
esta noche han venido a aprender.</i>

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<i>Y aprender?n. Vaya si aprender?n.</i>

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<i>Empezaremos por estudiar
el caso del Sr. Stanley Fo

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Greetings, gentlemen.

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I assume your wives are not with you,
as the very title of our piece...

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...is sufficient to strike terror
in their hearts...

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...and cause them to remain at home
in their kitchens, where they belong!

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In any case, gentlemen,
you have come here tonight to learn...

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...and so you shall.

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We will begin by considering
the case of Mr. Stanley Ford.

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CUM S�-�I UCIZI SO�IA

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Respectele noastre, domnilor...

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Presupun cã soþiile dv.
nu vã însoþesc,

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dat fiind cã titlul însuºi al filmului
este dãtãtor de fiori

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ºi le îndeamnã sã rãmânã
în bucãtãrie... unde le e locul.

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Oricum, domnii mei, este o searã
plinã de învãþãminte. Cãci veþi învãþa.

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Vom lua în considerare
cazul dlui Stanley Ford

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Bonsoir messieurs.

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Vos femmes n'ont pas dû vous accompagner.

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Le titre de notre pièce
a suffi à les frapper de terreur

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et à les cantonner dans leur foyer,
à leur juste place.

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Quoi qu'il en soit messieurs,
vous êtes là pour apprendre.

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Et c'est ce que vous allez faire.

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Nous allons commencer
par étudier le cas de M.Stanley Ford.

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Greetings, gentlemen.

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I assume your wives are not with you,
as the very title of our piece...

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...is sufficient to strike terror
in their hearts...

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...and cause them to remain at home
in their kitchens, where they belong!

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In any case, gentlemen,
you have come here tonight to learn...

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...and so you shall.

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We will begin by considering
the case of Mr. Stanley Ford.

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Greetings, gentlemen.

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I assume your wives are not with you,
as the very title of our piece...

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...is sufficient to strike terror
in their hearts...

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...and cause them to remain at home
in their kitchens, where they belong!

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In any case, gentlemen,
you have come here tonight to learn...

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...and so you shall.

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We will begin by considering
the case of Mr. Stanley Ford.

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COMO DISCAR
UM ASSASSINATO

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"Rosebud"

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"Rosebud"

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"Rosebud"

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Voc?s v?o morrer.
Cada um de voc?s.

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Lamento dar-lhes a m? not?cia,

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mas isso ? um fato.

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Morte, cedo ou tarde.
Mostrem-me seus controles.

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E a mulher sentada perto
do homem de terno xadrez.

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espalhem-se. D?em a si
mesmos algum espa?o.

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This is the final of Governor Cup

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Wah Nam draws 4-4 with Super

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in normal playing time of 90 minutes

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They have to play in the extra time

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At the second half of the extra time,

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Super gets a direct free kick

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Roberto waves and goes

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A one-touch pass to midfield
Bondy heads the ball

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But the goal keeper blo

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(PHONE RINGING)

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(PHONE STOPS RINGING)

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(OTHER PHONE RINGING)

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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

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(DOGS WHIMPERING)

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<i>MAN: Rosebud</i>

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<i>Rosebud</i>

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(SNARLING)

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<i>Rosebud</i>

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(DOGS BARKING)

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<i>COLUMBO: (SINGING)</i>
<i>I looked over Jordan</i>
<i>and what did I see</i>

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<i>Coming for to carry me home</i>

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<i>A band of angels</i>
<i>coming after me</i>

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<i>Coming for to carry me home</i>

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<i>Yankee Doodle went to town</i>
<i>A- riding on a pony</i>

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<i>Put a feather in his cap</i>
<i>and called it macaroni</i>

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<i>In a cavern, In a canyon</i>

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<i>PAUL ON TV Good afternoon,</i>
<i>this is Paul Gerard,</i>

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<i>and once again,</i>
<i>the world is my kitchen,</i>

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<i>a world of fine dining</i>
<i>in the restaurant</i>
<i>and in your home</i>

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<i>In Japan, it is said,</i>
<i>meals are prepared</i>
<i>for the eye,</i>

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<i>as well as the palate</i>

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<i>This is not true, however,</i>
<i>of an eating ritual</i>

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<i>know

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<i>COLUMBO (SINGING)</i>
<i>I looked over Jordan</i>
<i>and what did I see</i>

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<i>Coming for to carry me home</i>

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<i>A band of angels</i>
<i>coming after me</i>

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<i>Coming for to carry me home</i>

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<i>Yankee Doodle went to town</i>
<i>Ariding on a pony</i>

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<i>Put a feather in his cap</i>
<i>and called it macaroni</i>

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<i>In a cavern, In a canyon</i>

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Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments.

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And they make life worth living.

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But here's the problem:

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moments pass,

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and lurking just around the corner from those moments

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is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.

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And so, back in 2006,

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on the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,

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reality w

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Crian?as, a chave para um bom
relacionamento ? comunica??o.

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Voc? precisa conversar.

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- Que tal Mimis*? (Cafeteria)
- N?o estou com vontade de ir na Mimis.

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Estou com fome, vamos
escolher um lugar e ir.

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Sabe aonde dever?amos ir?
Cynthia's.

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Voc? adora aquele lugar! Lembra como nos
divertimos na ?ltima vez que fomos l??

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Foi mesmo?

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Tinha

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Durante um ano, circularam boatos
entre os l?deres ocidentais...

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...que a Uni?o Sovi?tica trabalhava
na "arma por excel?ncia".

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Um mecanismo de destrui??o.

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Fontes dos servi?os secretos
detectaram o local do projecto -

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- num baldio abaixo dos picos
?rcticos, nas ilhas Zarkov.

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O que estavam a construir e porqu?
em lugar t?o remoto,

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...ningu?m sabia dizer.

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{240}{360}Traducerea: Daniel Constantinescu
{942}{1083}{Y:b}CINCI DETECTIVI LA MIEZUL NOP�II
{5886}{5922}Credeþi cã vor veni Domnule?
{5923}{6005}Oh, vor veni. Cu siguranþã vor veni.
{6006}{6086}Timbreazã astea ºi pune-le la poºtã.
{6962}{7010}Sunã.
{7011}{7075}Dragã, vrei sã-l plimbi|pe Miron prin altã parte?
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Kids, there's more than one
story of I met your mother.

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You know the short version,

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the thing with your mom's
yellow umbrella.

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But there's a bigger story.

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The story of how I became
who I had to become

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before I could meet her.

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And that story begins here.

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...dary!

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Legendary!

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Is everything all right?

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Yeah.

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Previously on "Sports Night"...

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No, I meant with you
and Gordon.

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You need to let the show go
once in a while.

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Yes, I do.

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-- What shirt are you missing?
Your favorite.
-- My white J. Press.

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Maybe it got mixed up
with someone else's laundry.

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-- How'd the shirt
get l

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????????? ??? ?????????: Darkskythe
darkskythe@hotmail.com

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???? ????? ? ???. ???????;
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???, ??? ?????????.

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???????? ??. ?????.

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?????? ?? ??? ?????????? ????.

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???????. ???? ?????? ??? ??
?????????????? ????.

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??? ?? ????????? ?? ??????????? ???
??. ????????. ?????? ??? ??????.

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Is Mr. Benton here yet?
The agent for the apartment.

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- Yes, he's in there waiting for you.
- Thank you.

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- Good morning.
- I hope I haven't kept you waiting.

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Not at all. But I'm afraid
you won't meet Mr. Denmark, the owner.

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- He flew to Europe.
- I'm disappointed. Wasn't that sudden?

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Very. But you know how tax people
are when you skip a whole year.

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The result is that

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kids,back to the forwards 2007

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i was dating the girl named...

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oh, god, what was her name?

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you know, it's been 23 years,i can't remember all the staff

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for the sake of the story,let's call her...

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everyone, this is blahblah.

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please, call me blah.

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so, blah, how did you two meet?

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well, i was taking this cooking class,

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french fusion

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{482}{564}Let me try and clarify|some of this for you.
{566}{612}Best Company Supermarkets...
{614}{684}are not interested|in selling wholesome foods.
{686}{756}They are not worried|about the nation's health.
{758}{826}What is concerning them|is that the nation...
{827}{894}appears to be getting|worried about its health.
{896}{962}And that is what's|worrying Best Co.,
{964}{1057}because Best Co. wants to go on|selling them what it always has,
{1058}{1190}i.e., white breads,|baked beans, canned foods...
{1192}{1271}and that fat-squirting|little heart attack...
{1273}{1357}traditionally known|as the British sausage.
{1359}{1445}So how can we

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- So, I guess that decides it.
- Yup.

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Hanging out at a coffee place

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is not nearly as much fun
as hanging out at a bar.

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Man, what's that?

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What?

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That cute coffee girl
wrote a heart by your name.

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Somebody has a crush on you.

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Somebody thinks you're me.

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Do you really
think she likes me?

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Allora, essere sposati.
Diverso, non diverso?

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E' piu' o meno lo stesso.

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Tranne che potrei prendermi
la sindrome del tunnel carpale.

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Continuo ad avere
crampi alle mani.

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Pensavo che il punto
di sposarsi fosse

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di non doverlo fare piu'.

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No, e' perche' scrivo tutti
quei biglietti di ringraziamento.

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- Soprattutto.
- Gia'.

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{2008}{2271}RZYM odcinek 2|"Jak Tytus Pullo doprowadzi? Republik? do upadku"
{2382}{2492}/Galia, Niedaleko granicy z Itali?|Zima
{2496}{2586}Trzech kolejnych uciek?o tego ranka.
{2590}{2642}Wyrzutki i idioci...
{2646}{2733}Wszyscy staj? si? niespokojni.|Wojna si? sko?czy?a, wi?c chcieliby by? w domu z pieni?dzmi...
{2737}{2840}...w kieszeniach, a nie siedzie? w tej mokrej dziurze.
{2845}{2930}?aden z dobrych ludzi nie uciek?, wi?c oni tak?e nie odejd?...
{2934}{3024}Nie p?jd? tak?e za tob? do Rzymu|- Jeszcze nie...
{3028}{3152}Czas ucieka.|Nie mo?emy tutaj czeka? ca?? wieczno??
{3156}{3225}To jest bardzo niepewna pozycja...
{3229}{3458}Co s

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Ted:Okay where were we?

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It was June of 2006,and life had just taken
an unexpected turn

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Dad,Dad, can't you just skip ahead
to the part where you meet Mom?

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I feel like you've been talking
for like a year

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Honey, all this stuff
I'm telling you is important.

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It's all part of the story.

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Could I go to
the bathroom??

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No.

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{3412}{3452}What's all this?
{6145}{6252}You may choose, members of the jury,,|to believe the prisoner -
{6257}{6377}that returning from a walk,|he found the hanging Mrs McGinty
{6382}{6437}and was about to release the rope
{6460}{6550}when Police Constable Wells|appeared on the scene.
{6590}{6680}On the other hand, you may think|the accused intended
{6685}{6787}to cover manual strangulation|of Mrs McGinty
{6837}{6885}for motives of greed,
{6890}{7010}with clumsy attempts to make|his mean crime appear to be suicide.
{7190}{7292}Madam, either|you will have to cease knitting
{7297}{7375}or I will have to cease judging,|which shall it be?
{73

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{263}{391}Oni dolaze! -Idemo prema vodi!|-Uputili su se prema plaži.
{395}{487}FILM JE INSPIRIRAN|ISTINITIM DOGA�AJEM
{487}{532}Dolje, na plažu.
{538}{642}Trèi! -Pazi! -Trèi, Dok! Ne!|Ne, Dok! Ne zaustavljaj se!
{649}{727}Tamo su dolje.|-Krenuli su. U redu.
{747}{821}Lezi! Lezi! Lezi, ili æu te|ustreliti, dovraga!
{824}{902}Požuri! -Lezi!|-Da, ustreli ih!
{1085}{1167}Predajem se, g. Glen.|Molim vas. -Zaveži, Henri!
{1168}{1216}Ne pucajte, molim vas.
{1223}{1299}Sredite ga! Bacite ga u rupu.|Pozovite novinare!
{1299}{1373}25. Mart 1938.|San Francisko, Kalifornija
{1373}{1423}BJEKSTVO IZ ALKATRAZA
{1423}{1509}Sinoæ se na Alkatrazu

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{1060}{1165}UBOJSTVO VRANA
{4234}{4326}Gledajte tko je ovdje!|F. Lee Bailey!
{4347}{4454}Frajeru, dobro došao u pakao!|-Odvjetnik te sjebao?
{4474}{4574}Ni lsus ne može spasiti|vas odvjetnike!
{4801}{4910}LJUDE NAJVlŠE USRE�UJE ODVJETNIK|U ZATVORU. I TKO BI IM ZAMJERIO?
{4964}{5054}ODVJETNICI PREDSTAVLJAJ U POBJEDU|RAZUMA NAD PRAVEDNOŠ�U.
{5124}{5239}LAKO JE IZGUBITI VJERU U SUSTAV|U KOJEM JAKI GAZE PO SLABIMA.
{5267}{5369}VJERUJTE, JA TO ZNAM. SVE JE|PO�ELO ZA JEDNOG FAŠNIKA.
{5761}{5841}Pokaži sise!
{6340}{6461}IMAO SAM LOŠU NO�. UPRAVO SAM|SE UPOZNAO S MOJOM SAVJEŠ�U.
{6481}{6577}PRVI DOJAM JE BIO|DA MI SE BAŠ NE SVl�A.
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Entonces, ?la vida de casados
es diferente o no?

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Es igual que antes.

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Salvo que creo que tengo
el s?ndrome del t?nel carpiano.

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Tengo calambres en la mano.

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Cre?a que la raz?n de casarse era...

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no tener que hacer eso nunca m?s.

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No, es de escribir todas
las notas de agradecimiento.

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- La mayor parte.
- S?.

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{325}{395}So there was this one night before I met your mother,
{396}{444}when I really wanted to go to the bar.
{446}{508}The bar... big surprise.
{509}{553}You sure spent a lot of time in bars.
{559}{607}Well, that's just we did back then.
{609}{666}Me, Marshall and Lily,
{668}{710}Barney, Robin--
{712}{787}we all used to hang out at this one bar called McClaren's.
{803}{837}But then, one night...
{839}{866}Why don't we go to McClaren's?
{867}{896}Let's go to McClaren's.
{898}{934}You guys talking to each other?
{961}{994}Nobody's listening?
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{1}{1}}29.97
{154}{1350}{C:ffff0}
{1350}{1535}Mezi vysok?mi z?padn?mi ?initeli|se ji? rok ???ily neblah? zv?sti, -
{1541}{1697}- ?e Sov?tsk? svaz vyv?j? za??zen?,|je? zni?? cel? sv?t.
{1704}{1772}Zbra? posledn?ho soudu.
{1779}{1905}Tento p??sn? tajn? projekt byl|dle zpravodajsk?ch slu?eb ukryt? -
{1910}{2075}- v mlhav? pustin? pod arktick?mi|?t?ty Zarkovsk?ch ostrov?.
{2080}{2240}Na ?em se tam vlastn? pracovalo,|a pro? na tak odlehl?m m?st?, -
{2245}{2319}- to nikdo nev?d?l.
{3171}{3375}{c:44ff}{s:40}DR. DIVNOL?SKA
{6815}{6920}- Gener?l Ripper, pane.|- Tady plukovn?k Mandrake.
{6926}{7052}Tady gener?l Ripper.|Pozn?v?te m?j hlas?
{705

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"DO�U EKPRES�NDE C�NAYET"

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Armstrong'larýn evi.
Long lsland, New York.

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Armstrong'un kýzý kaçýrýldý!

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Armstrong'larda büyük karýþýklýk!

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Küçük Armstrong nerede?

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Evin hizmetkarý çocuk kaçýranlarýn
arabasýný gördü

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Evin hizmetkarý, Paulette Michel

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Sabahýn 3'ünde bahçede
ne yapýyorlardý?

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00:00:25:napisy by ConaN
00:00:32: Synchro do releasu| How.To.Lose.A.Guy.In.10.Days.SCREENER-TCF - djkrogoth
00:00:36:"Jak to zrobi?: sprawi? by twoje cia?o by?o LEPSZE w 5 dni"
00:00:44:"Quiz mi?osny: Czy to jest MI?O?? czy zwyk?a POMY?KA"
00:00:51:"Jak to zrobi?: urz?dzi? swoje ieszkani stylem feng shui"
00:00:56:"Najlepszy przewodnik do ORGAZMU z nim lub bez niego!"
00:01:01:"Straci?am cnote i chc? ja teraz z powrotem!"
00:01:04:Mam na my?li to, ?e ten facet po prawej,|na wprost mnie, zrobi? ma?y...
00:01:06:Ten facet zas?uguje na mandat.|Jestem pewna, on jest...
00:01:08:Aaaa, kobieta nigdy|nie zdradza swego wieku.
00:01:11:By?am w tym|zwi?zku od...
00:01:12:On jecha? dziesi??

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{10364}{10409}#New York, New York#
{10410}{10500}# You high and mighty, bright and shiny|fabulous place, New York#
{10541}{10587}#New York, New York#
{10589}{10686}# You busy, dizzy, razzle-dazzle|scandalous place, New York#
{10729}{10800}# Guys with easy money|tryin' to blow it#
{10801}{10877}#Dolls with hidden talent|dyin' to show it#
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{636}{744}Basit bir formüler iþte.|Boþluklarý doldur, yeter!
{753}{821}Ne yapayým, elini|tutacak hizmetçi mi tutayým?
{830}{881}SaÃ