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COMO IRRITAR AS PESSOAS

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Senhoras e senhores, John Cleese

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Obrigado, obrigado.

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Vejo que j? come?o a irritar...

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Esta noite vamos ver
como se irritam pessoas...

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...na vida real.

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N?o pretendemos, claro, ser exaustivos,

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pelo que devem ver isto como
um curso de aperfei?oamento,

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umas dicas para ajudar as p

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00:00:01:synchro do releasu|How.to.irritate.people.Vxid_RRT.avi;|XVID; 720x528; 24.10fps; 699.7 MB
00:00:05:"JAK WKURZA? LUDZI"
00:00:08:/Panie i Panowie,|/JOHN CLEESE!
00:00:20:Dzi?kuj?, Dzi?kuj?.|Jestem ju? na to za stary.
00:00:25:Dzi? wieczorem przyjrzymy si?|sposobom wkurzania ludzi...
00:00:28:...w praktyce. Nie mo?emy oczywi?cie|spodziewa? si? pe?nego om?wienia tematu.
00:00:33:Potraktujmy to raczej jako lu?ny kurs,|kilka wskaz?wek, jak pom?c ludziom,
00:00:37:by stali si? bardziej|przewra?liwieni.
00:00:40:Je?li chcecie wkurza? ludzi|dla czystej przyjemno?ci,
00:00:43:musicie przestrzega? jednej|z podstawowych regu?.
00:00:46:Nigdy nie posuwajcie|si? za daleko.
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COMO IRRITAR AS PESSOAS

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Senhoras e senhores, John Cleese

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Obrigado, obrigado.

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Vejo que já começo a irritar...

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Esta noite vamos ver
como se irritam pessoas...

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...na vida real.

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Não pretendemos, claro, ser exaustivos,

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pelo que devem ver isto como
um curso de aperfeiçoamento,

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umas dicas para ajudar

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KUIDAS �RRITADA INIMESI

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Daamid ja härrad, John Cleese!

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Tänan, tänan teid.

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Nähtavasti saavutan ma seda juba...

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Täna õhtul vaatame, kuidas ärritada inimesi

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igapäevaelus.

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Me ei jõua rääkida kõigest,

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seega võtke seda kui abikursust.

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Väikesed vihjed, kuidas muuta
inimesi neurootilisemaks.

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Jak roz?ilovat lidi

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D?my a p?nov?, John Cleese...

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D?kuji, d?kuji.

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Jsem r?d, ?e jste p?ipraveni.

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Dnes ve?er si uk??eme,
jak roz?ilovat lidi...

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...v b??n?m ?ivot?.

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Samoz?ejm? neobs?hneme
tento probl?m v cel? ???i...

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Berte tud?? n?sleduj?c? po?ad
jako p?r dobr?ch rad...

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...jak pomoci lidem roz??lit se.

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Pokud chcete roz??lit ?lov?

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00:00:06:"JAK DENERWOWA? LUDZI"
00:00:08:Panie i Panowie, John Cleese
00:00:20:Dzi?kuj?, dzi?kuj?
00:00:22:Mi si? ju? chyba uda?o...
00:00:25:Dzi? zobaczymy, jak mo?na denerwowa? ludzi.
00:00:29:W ?yciu
00:00:30:Nie uda nam si? oczywi?cie om?wi? ca?ego problemu
00:00:33:Wi?c sp?jrzcie na to jak na przypomnienie, kilka wskaz?wek
00:00:35:Jak pom?c ludziom zosta? neurotykami
00:00:39:Je?li chcesz denerwowa? ludzi dla czystej przyjemno?ci
00:00:42:Jest jedna podstawowa zasada, kt?rej musisz przestrzega?
00:00:45:Nie wolno posun?? si? za daleko
00:00:48:Je?li to zrobisz, zaczn? krzycze?,
00:00:52: tupa? i b?d? napastliwi, itd
00:00:55:Co pozwoli im uwolni? ca?e napi?cie i frustracj

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<b>John Cleese -
Hur man irriterar människor</b>

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Kära publik -
John Cleese!

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Tack...tack...

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...jag har visst lyckats redan.

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Så, ikväll ska vi titta på hur man
irritera folk, till vardags.

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Hoppas ni ser oss kompetenta,
och ser detta som en uppfräschningskurs...

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...med tips hur man hjälper folk att
bli ännu mera nervsjuka!

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SÃ¥

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00:00:06:"JAK DENERWOWA? LUDZI"
00:00:08:Panie i Panowie, John Cleese
00:00:20:Dzi?kuj?, dzi?kuj?
00:00:22:Mi si? ju? chyba uda?o...
00:00:25:Dzi? zobaczymy, jak mo?na denerwowa? ludzi.
00:00:29:W ?yciu
00:00:30:Nie uda nam si? oczywi?cie om?wi? ca?ego problemu
00:00:33:Wi?c sp?jrzcie na to jak na przypomnienie, kilka wskaz?wek
00:00:35:Jak pom?c ludziom zosta? neurotykami
00:00:39:Je?li chcesz denerwowa? ludzi dla czystej przyjemno?ci
00:00:42:Jest jedna podstawowa zasada, kt?rej musisz przestrzega?
00:00:45:Nie wolno posun?? si? za daleko
00:00:48:Je?li to zrobisz, zaczn? krzycze?,
00:00:52: tupa? i b?d? napastliwi, itd
00:00:55:Co pozwoli im uwolni? ca?e napi?cie i frustracj

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"COMO IRRITAR A LA GENTE"

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Damas y caballeros,
¡John Cleese!

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Gracias, gracias

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Ya veo que están listos...

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Bien, esta noche echaremos un
vistazo a las formas de irritar a la gente...

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en la vida

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No podemos esperar ser exhaustivos,

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Así que vean esto como un
curso de repaso

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algunas pistas para ayudar a la
gente a ser un poco más neurótica

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Jak roz?ilovat lidi

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D?my a p?nov?, John Cleese...

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D?kuji, d?kuji.

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Jsem r?d, ?e jste p?ipraveni.

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Dnes ve?er si uk??eme,
jak roz?ilovat lidi...

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...v b??n?m ?ivot?.

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Samoz?ejm? neobs?hneme
tento probl?m v cel? ???i...

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Berte tud?? n?sleduj?c? po?ad
jako p?r dobr?ch rad...

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...jak pomoci lidem roz??lit se.

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Pokud chcete roz??lit ?lov?

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"COMO IRRITAR A LA GENTE"

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Damas y caballeros,
?John Cleese!

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Gracias, gracias

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Ya veo que est?n listos...

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Bien, esta noche echaremos un
vistazo a las formas de irritar a la gente...

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en la vida

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No podemos esperar ser exhaustivos,

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As? que vean esto como un
curso de repaso

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algunas pistas para ayudar a

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00:00:01:synchro do releasu|How.to.irritate.people.Vxid_RRT.avi;|XVID; 720x528; 24.10fps; 699.7 MB
00:00:05:"JAK WKURZA? LUDZI"
00:00:08:/Panie i Panowie,|/JOHN CLEESE!
00:00:20:Dzi?kuj?, Dzi?kuj?.|Jestem ju? na to za stary.
00:00:25:Dzi? wieczorem przyjrzymy si?|sposobom wkurzania ludzi...
00:00:28:...w praktyce. Nie mo?emy oczywi?cie|spodziewa? si? pe?nego om?wienia tematu.
00:00:33:Potraktujmy to raczej jako lu?ny kurs,|kilka wskaz?wek, jak pom?c ludziom,
00:00:37:by stali si? bardziej|przewra?liwieni.
00:00:40:Je?li chcecie wkurza? ludzi|dla czystej przyjemno?ci,
00:00:43:musicie przestrzega? jednej|z podstawowych regu?.
00:00:46:Nigdy nie posuwajcie|si? za daleko.
00:00:49:W

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00:00:03:/rece i nogi "tlumoczeniu" nadali: Kicia&Kocur /
00:00:06:"JAK DENERWOWAC LUDZI"
00:00:08:Panie i Panowie, John Cleese
00:00:20:Dziekuje, dziekuje
00:00:22:Mi sie juz chyba udalo...
00:00:25:A wiec dzis zobaczymy, jak mozna denerwowac ludzi,
00:00:29:w zyciu
00:00:30:Nie uda nam sie oczywiscie om?wic calego problemu,
00:00:32:wiec sp?jrzcie na to jak na przypomnienie, kilka wskaz?wek
00:00:35:Jak pom?c ludziom zostac neurotykami
00:00:39:Jesli chcesz denerwowac ludzi dla czystej przyjemnosci
00:00:42:Jest jedna podstawowa zasada, kt?rej musisz przestrzegac
00:00:45:Nie wolno posunac sie za daleko
00:00:48:Jesli to zrobisz, przegniesz, zaczna krzyczec,
00:00:52: tupac i

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COMO IRRITAR A LA GENTE

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Señoras y señores, John Cleese

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Gracias.

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Veo que ya empiezo a irritar...

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Esta noche vamos a ver como
irritar a la gente, en la vida real

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No pretendemos, claro,
ser exhaustivos,

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deben ver que este es un curso
de prefeccionamiento...

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consejos para ayudar a la gente
para que se vuelva neurotica,

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{5}{63}{Y:i}Ceea ce vezi e ceea ce primeºti
{65}{118}{Y:i}ªi poþi sã ºtii cã meritã, iubito
{125}{180}{Y:i}Cãci eu sunt ceea ce primeºti
{294}{364}{Y:i}Nu-þi fie teamã sã laºi|{Y:i}sentimentul sã te cuprindã,
{368}{480}{Y:i}eu îþi voi arãta tot ce se|{Y:i}poate despre dragoste.
{526}{574}{Y:i}Da, da|Chiar vrei asta?
{579}{650}{Y:i}Dacã o vrei, o poþi avea.|{Y:i}Dacã o primeºti, nu regreta.
{652}{690}{Y:i}Deci ce vei face?
{693}{749}{Y:i}Dragostea e ca un fluture,|{Y:i}ca o tapiserie acoperind cerul
{751}{811}{Y:i}Nu e nevoie de nici un motiv ca sã simt|{Y:i}cã ne poartã pe mine ºi pe tine
{812}{842}{Y:i}mai sus ºi

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# Hits from the bong #

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# Hits from the bong
From the bong #

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# Hits from the bong
From the bong #

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# Hits from the bong
Pick it, pack it
Fire it up #

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# Come along
and take a hit from the bong #

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# Put the blunt down
just for a second #

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# Don't get me wrong
It's not a new method #

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# Inhale, exhale #

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Fsx <i>you spend with your family.</i>

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<i>So in December of 2006,</i>
<i>I had three options.</i>

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<i>Spend it with my mom</i>
<i>and her new boyfriend Clint,</i>

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<i>spend it with my dad and his</i>
<i>new girlfriend micro-brewing,</i>

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<i>or head down to Staten Island</i>
<i>to spend it</i>

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<i>with my super religious cousin</i>
<i>Stacy in her family</i>

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<i>

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Ceea ce vezi e ceea ce primeºti

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ªi poþi sã ºtii cã meritã,iubito

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cãci eu sunt ceea ce primeºti

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Nu-þi fie teamã sã laºi
sentimentul sã te cuprindã,

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eu îþi voi arãta tot ce se
poate despre dragoste

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- Da,da
- Chiar vrei asta?

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Dacã o vrei, o poþi avea.

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Dacã o primeºti, nu regreta

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Kids, life is a dark road.

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You never really know what's up ahead.

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One night you're cruising along enjoying the ride,

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and then all of a sudden,

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you're 28.

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And for the birthday boy, lasagna.

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Thank you.

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Careful. The plate is very hot.

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'Kay.

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Oh, go on, touch it.

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Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments.

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And they make life worth living.

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But here's the problem:

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moments pass,

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and lurking just around the corner from those moments

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is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.

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And so, back in 2006,

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on the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,

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reality w

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When your Uncle Marshall was ten years old,

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he read a book called Life Among the Gorillas.

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It was written by an anthropologist named Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-Vazquez,

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and it told the story of the year she spent living among the Western Lowland Gorillas of Cameroon.

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When Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez came to the local community college to give a lecture,

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So there was this one night before I met your mother,

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when I really wanted to go to the bar.

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The bar... big surprise.

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You sure spent a lot of time in bars.

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Well, that's just we did back then.

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Me, Marshall and Lily,

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Barney, Robin--

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we all used to hang out at this one bar called McClaren's.

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But then, o

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Crian?as, a chave para um bom
relacionamento ? comunica??o.

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Voc? precisa conversar.

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- Que tal Mimis*? (Cafeteria)
- N?o estou com vontade de ir na Mimis.

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Estou com fome, vamos
escolher um lugar e ir.

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Sabe aonde dever?amos ir?
Cynthia's.

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Voc? adora aquele lugar! Lembra como nos
divertimos na ?ltima vez que fomos l??

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Foi mesmo?

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Tinha

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What you get is what you see

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And you can bet|it's worth it, baby

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'Cause what you get is me

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Don't be afraid|to let it embrace you

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l'm gonna show you|every little thing about love

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-Yeah, yeah|-Do you really want it?

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lf you want it,|you can get it

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lf you get it, don't regret it

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So what you gonna do?

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In May of 2007,
Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall got married

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at the historic Van Smoot
House in upstate New York.

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Wow, it's beautiful, Lily.

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Yeah. It's just how
I always pictured it.

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Well, that was a load of crap.

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You see, kids, when you get married,
you learn a hard lesson.

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The wedding you set out to have is
almost never the wedding you end up with.

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Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story ;

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the story of how I met your mother.

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Are we being punished for something ?

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No.

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Yeah, is this gonna take a while ?

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Yes. 25 years ago, before I was Dad,

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I had this whole other life.

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It was way back in 2005.

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I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect

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Kids, something you might not know about your Uncle Marshall

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is that he's always been good at games.

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I mean, unbeatable.

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Gin!

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Yahtzee!

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Poker!

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You don't have to shout out "poker" when you win.

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I know. It's just fun to say.

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We all finally agreed Marshall should be running our game nights

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Kids, there's more than one
story of I met your mother.

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You know the short version,

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the thing with your mom's
yellow umbrella.

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But there's a bigger story.

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The story of how I became
who I had to become

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before I could meet her.

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And that story begins here.

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...dary!

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Legendary!

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{125}{225}Titulky z AJ p?elo?il I?tv?n.Omluvte chyby,I did my best.|(lada.kralu@tiscali.cz)
{289}{408}Distribuce: OFFICE KITANO|a NIPPON HERALD
{466}{524}BANDAI VISUAL, TV TOKYO,
{529}{591}TOKYO FM|a OFFICE KITANO uv?d?:
{653}{775}TAKESHI KITANO - D?L 7.
{800}{858}Produkce : MASAYUKI MORI
{864}{927}YASUSHI TSUGE|TAKIO YOSHIDA
{1696}{1753}Hraj?: BEAT TAKESHI
{1758}{1814}a KAYOKO KISHIMOTO
{1846}{1962}Hudba: JOE HISAISHI
{2017}{2146}Sc?n??, re?ie a ?prava:|TAKESHI KITANO
{3736}{3825}OPUS? MRTV?!
{4540}{4631}Detektive Horibe, byli jste vy a Ni?i|spolu??ci na st?edn??
{4635}{4680}Na vysok? tak?.
{4686}{4738}A va?e ?eny jsou tak? p??telkyn??

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Is everything all right?

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Yeah.

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Previously on "Sports Night"...

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No, I meant with you
and Gordon.

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You need to let the show go
once in a while.

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Yes, I do.

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-- What shirt are you missing?
Your favorite.
-- My white J. Press.

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Maybe it got mixed up
with someone else's laundry.

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-- How'd the shirt
get l

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{1}{1}23.976
{2}{52}Tekstityksen versionumero: 1.1|Päiväys: 04.07.2006
{57}{142}Tämänkin tekstityksen tarjoaa:|WWW.DIVXFINLAND.ORG
{147}{227}Suomennos: matu, quasar,|Otukka, HandeZ, Renu ja Borat
{232}{307}Oikoluku: litsari
{323}{440}Oli tämä yksi ilta, ennen kuin tapasin|äitinne, jolloin halusin mennä baariin.
{444}{554}- Baariin. Olipa yllätys.|- Vietit melkoisesti aikaa baareissa.
{558}{704}Sellaista se oli. Minulla, Marshallilla|ja Lilyllä, Barneylla ja Robinilla -
{712}{795}oli tapana viettää aikaa|McClaren's-nimisessä baarissa.
{802}{862}- Mutta sitten eräänä iltana...|- Mitä jos mentäisiin McClaren'siin?
{866}{946}-

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????????? ??? ?????????: Darkskythe
darkskythe@hotmail.com

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???? ????? ? ???. ???????;
? ??????? ??? ?? ??????????.

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???, ??? ?????????.

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?????????.

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???????? ??. ?????.

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?????? ?? ??? ?????????? ????.

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???????. ???? ?????? ??? ??
?????????????? ????.

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??? ?? ????????? ?? ??????????? ???
??. ????????. ?????? ??? ??????.

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Is Mr. Benton here yet?
The agent for the apartment.

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- Yes, he's in there waiting for you.
- Thank you.

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- Good morning.
- I hope I haven't kept you waiting.

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Not at all. But I'm afraid
you won't meet Mr. Denmark, the owner.

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- He flew to Europe.
- I'm disappointed. Wasn't that sudden?

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Very. But you know how tax people
are when you skip a whole year.

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The result is that

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kids,back to the forwards 2007

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i was dating the girl named...

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oh, god, what was her name?

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you know, it's been 23 years,i can't remember all the staff

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for the sake of the story,let's call her...

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everyone, this is blahblah.

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please, call me blah.

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so, blah, how did you two meet?

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well, i was taking this cooking class,

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french fusion

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Kids, never underestimate
the power of destiny.

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Because when you least expect it,
the littlest thing

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can cause a ripple effect
that changes your life.

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Take for instance
my trip to Chicago.

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That security guard was
a little bit handsy.

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That's funny.
She barely touched me.

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Uh, Gate 23. Come on.

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If we miss this flight,
I will never f

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Allora, essere sposati.
Diverso, non diverso?

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E' piu' o meno lo stesso.

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Tranne che potrei prendermi
la sindrome del tunnel carpale.

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Continuo ad avere
crampi alle mani.

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Pensavo che il punto
di sposarsi fosse

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di non doverlo fare piu'.

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No, e' perche' scrivo tutti
quei biglietti di ringraziamento.

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- Soprattutto.
- Gia'.

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<i>&&[ Organ ]</i>

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& Have yourself
a merry little Christmas &

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& Let yourself be light &

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<i>&From now on our troubles</i>
<i>will be out of sight &</i>

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- I almost gave up on you.
- Sorry.

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Checkout lines were worse
than rush hour on the 95.

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If I heard ""Silent Night'' one more time,
I was gonna start taking hostages.

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- What are we do

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{1}{1}23.976
{41}{126}Opitte suhteista sen, ettei toista|opi koskaan täysin tuntemaan.
{130}{200}Kaikilla on salaisuuksia.|Jotkin ovat mukavia.
{204}{319}Sinäkö osaat tehdä ohukaisia? Siistiä.
{355}{453}- Jotkin taas eivät ole niin mukavia.|- Sitten oli Derek, ja sinä mukaan lukien -
{457}{532}- se tekee kokonaismääräksi...|- Laskin sen jo.
{536}{586}Olen laskenut mukana.
{599}{712}- Jotkin ovat puolestaan outoja.|- Pelkäät seitsemää kääpiötä?
{716}{764}Vain Viisasta. Hän on karmiva.
{768}{868}Kaveri kävi lääketieteellisen ja elää|silti kuuden kaivostyöläisen kanssa.
{872}{975}- Hitto, että olen innoissani! En voi

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<i>Cuando eres soltero
y tus amigos empiezan a casarse...</i>

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<i>...cada invitación a una boda representa
un momento raro de autoevaluación.</i>

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<i>¿Llevarás una acompañante o irás solo?</i>

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<i>Lo que realmente te preguntas es...</i>

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<i>...¿dónde te ves dentro de tres meses?</i>

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<i>¿Sentado junto a tu novia
o acostándote con una dama de honor?</i>

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<i>Siempre e

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{0}{80}Kdo hul? ten um?.| Hulte Hulte a je?t? jednou Hulte
{94}{1500}translated by SHOONEX|>>> sor?? za tu kvalituku, ale nebyla trp?livost
{1816}{1885}Jakej m??, kurva,|probl?m?|Nic proti, ???e.
{1888}{1983}- M?j, mistr, Johnson,|nefunguje, ch?pe??|co?e?
{1986}{2055}J?, skute?n? gand?ak a m?j|pt?k, nestoj? mi v pozoru, ch?pe??
{2057}{2130}Mysl?m, ?e na to n?co m?m.|Vydr? chv?li.
{2173}{2237}Kot?, vst?vej.
{2240}{2304}k ?ertu, fakt sp???
{2359}{2431}"Nechu?"|"Stra?nej dech"
{2434}{2532}"M?kej pt?k"|Ha.
{2535}{2619}M?? prachy?|Mm-hmm.
{2621}{2693}Postav? tohle mojeho vrt?ka|do pozoru?
{2696}{2776}ne, ale nech? t? to zapomenout|?e tv?j vr

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