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El año 2030

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<i>Hijos, esta historia es
del día de Acción de Gracias.</i>

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<i>El día de Acción de Gracias en Nueva York
es algo maravilloso.</i>

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<i>Es una época para dar lo mejor de ti,
para pensar en el prójimo.</i>

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<i>Una época en la que la ciudad implacable
se vuelve un poco más amable.</i>

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Acabo de vomitar.

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El año 2005

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{332}{385}Kids, this is a Thanksgiving story.
{402}{457}Thanksgiving in New York is a wonderful time.
{480}{531}It's a time for giving of yourself,
{534}{576}for thinking of your fellow man.
{582}{664}A time when the unforgiving city becomes a little kinder.
{671}{721}Well, I just ralphed.
{730}{774}How much did you guys drink last night?
{776}{802}Not how much...
{805}{824}what?
{828}{865}The Thankstini.
{872}{944}A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented.
{946}{1044}Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube.
{1049}{1112}Tastes j

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Ungar, det här är en
Thanksgiving-berättelse.

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Thanksgiving i New York
är en underbar tid.

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Det är en tid för att
att dela med dig,

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för att tänka på dina
medmänniskor.

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En tid då den oförlåtande
staden blir lite snällare.

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Ja, jag har precis spytt.

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Hur mycket drack ni igår
egentligen?

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Inte hur mycket, utan ...

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{2}{52}Tekstityksen versionumero: 1.2|Päiväys: 13.08.2006
{56}{106}Tämänkin tekstityksen tarjoaa:|WWW.DIVXFINLAND.ORG
{110}{206}Suomennos: Otukka, Aveil ja henkka
{210}{280}Oikoluku: Aveil
{327}{385}VUONNA 2030|Lapset, tämä tarina kertoo kiitospäivästä.
{402}{457}New Yorkissa kiitospäivä|on ihanaa aikaa.
{480}{576}Silloin ajatellaan lähimmäisiä|ja annetaan itsestään toisille.
{582}{664}Aikaa, jolloin anteeksiantamaton|kaupunki pehmenee hieman.
{671}{726}VUONNA 2005|Oksensin juuri.
{730}{824}- Paljonko te joitte eilen illalla?|- Ei se määrä, vaan laatu.
{828}{942}Kiitstini. Keksimäni hauska|ja herkullinen uu

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{332}{385}Kids, this is a Thanksgiving story.
{402}{457}Thanksgiving in New York is a wonderful time.
{480}{531}It's a time for giving of yourself,
{534}{576}for thinking of your fellow man.
{582}{664}A time when the unforgiving city becomes a little kinder.
{671}{721}Well, I just ralphed.
{730}{774}How much did you guys drink last night?
{776}{802}Not how much...
{805}{824}what?
{828}{865}The Thankstini.
{872}{944}A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented.
{946}{1044}Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube.
{1049}{1112}Tastes j

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Az elõzõ részekben történt:

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Fantasztikus lány volt.

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Csodálatos, vicces és...

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Belezúgtál Tedbe.

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Talán.

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�pp most ajánlottak fel egy
cukrász ösztöndíjat Németországba.

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Ne próbáljuk meg a távkapcsolatot?

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De igen.

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Elég nehézkes ez a
távkapcsolat dolog, nem?

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How I Met Your Mother 1x14

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Tradu??o: jjdqueiroz e Paulenha

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Quando voc? conhece algu?m especial,

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de repente a vida fica cheia de "primeiros".

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O primeiro beijo.

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A primeira noite juntos.

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O primeiro fim de semana juntos.

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Para mim, todos esses "primeiros"
acontecer

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OLDER TED: So, kids, would you like to
hear the story of the time I went deaf?

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- Why does he even ask?
- I know, he's just gonna tell us anyway.

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I sure am. It all began

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<i>when Robin strolled into the bar</i>
<i>and said,,,</i>

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- Say you're my bitch.
- I'm your bitch.

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Why this time?

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Because tonight,
I am getting us all into Okay.

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Okay? Awesome!

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What's going on? D

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Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments.

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And they make life worth living.

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But here's the problem:

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moments pass,

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and lurking just around the corner from those moments

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is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.

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And so, back in 2006,

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on the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,

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reality w

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L'an 2030

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Les enfants,
il y a beaucoup d'édifices à New York,

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<i>des appartements par milliers,</i>
<i>des étages par millions.</i>

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<i>Et même si ça remonte à longtemps</i>
<i>et que quelqu'un d'autre y habite,</i>

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<i>notre appartement nous est propre,</i>
<i>à tout jamais.</i>

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<i>Cet endroit est plein de bons souvenirs:</i>

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<i>Marshall en train de jouer</i>
<i

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<i>Now, I remember a lot of stories</i>

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<i>from back in the days
before I met your mother.</i>

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<i>But there's one story I don't remember.</i>

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<i>Uncle Marshall still refers to
it as the "pineapple incident. "</i>

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<i>The night started like any other.
We were downstairs at the bar.</i>

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Hey, it's on the house.

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- Whoa!
- Whoa!

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It's my

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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
1x11 Limuzína

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Vysíláno 19.12.2005
http://howimetyourmother.webz.cz
pøeklad Thunderwolf

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Dìti, fakt o Novoroèní slavì je ten že nestojí za nic.

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Jasnì, v televizi to vypadá skvìle,

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ale ve skuteènosti je to vždycky jedno velký zklamání.

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Ale v roce 2005 jsem se pokusil o nemožné

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a zkusil jsem pøipravit mým pøátelùm nezapomenutel

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Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments.

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And they make life worth living.

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But here's the problem:

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moments pass,

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and lurking just around the corner from those moments

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is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.

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And so, back in 2006,

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on the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,

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reality w

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<i>Now, I remember a lot of stories</i>

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<i>from back in the days
before I met your mother.</i>

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<i>But there's one story I don't remember.</i>

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<i>Uncle Marshall still refers to
it as the "pineapple incident. "</i>

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<i>The night started like any other.
We were downstairs at the bar.</i>

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Hey, it's on the house.

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- Whoa!
- Whoa!

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It's my

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When you meet someone special,

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suddenly life is full of firsts.

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The first kiss.

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The first night together.

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The first weekend together.

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For me, all those firsts happened within 48 hours of meeting Victoria.

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They have to come out soon, it's Monday.

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Do you think they've been in there the whole time?

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I do

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2030-ban

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<i>Gyerekek, elmondok nektek
egy hihetetlen történetet arról,</i>

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<i>hogy hogyan ismertem meg édesanyátokat.</i>

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Most büntetésben vagyunk valamiért?

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<i>Nem.</i>

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Sokáig fog ez tartani?

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<i>Igen.</i>

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<i>25 évvel ezelõtt,
mielõtt még apa lett volna belõlem,</i>

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<i>teljesen más v

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Muito bem, onde eu estava?

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Voc? estava nos contando
como conheceu a mam?e.

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Nos m?nimos detalhes.

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Certo. Ent?o, de volta ? 2005, quando tinha
27 anos e meus melhores amigos haviam noivado,

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e isso me fez pensar que talvez
devesse me casar.

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E ent?o eu vi Robin.

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Ela era incr?vel.

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<i>Kinder, ich werde euch nun eine
unglaubliche Geschichte erz?hlen.</i></i>

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<i>Die Geschichte "Wie ich eure Mutter kennen lernte" </i></i>

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Werden wir f?r etwas bestraft?

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<i> Nein </i></i>

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Yeah, wird das jetzt ne Weile dauern?

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<i>Ja! Vor 25 Jahren, bevor ich Vater wurde...</i></i>

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<i>...hatte ich ein ganz anderes Leben</i></i>

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<i>Es w

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Crian?as, antes de conhecer a m?e de voc?s, quando eu ainda estava procurando,

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Eu aprendi algo muito valioso.

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O amor n?o ? uma ci?ncia.

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Wow, bela hist?ria, pai.

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N?s vamos assistir TV.

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Sabem, as vezes na vida voc? tem que aceitar certas coisas que n?o podem ser explicadas.

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E isto ? meio que assustador.

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Oh, meu Deus.

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{2}{65}VUOSI 2030
{69}{209}Lapset, kerron teille uskomattoman tarinan.|Tarinan siitä, kuinka tapasin äitinne.
{213}{278}- Rangaistaanko meitä jostain?|- Ei.
{282}{352}- Kestääkö tässä kauan?|- Kestää.
{359}{462}25 vuotta sitten, ennen kuin olin isä,|elin aivan erilaista elämää.
{466}{516}WWW.DIVXFINLAND.ORG|Tekstityksen versionumero: 1.1
{520}{570}Suomennos: matu, Gnomus, litsari, Otukka,|Juuseri ja quasar. Oikoluku: lemlikki.
{574}{689}Oli vuosi 2005. Olin|27-vuotias tuore arkkitehti -
{693}{791}ja asuin New Yorkissa parhaan kaverini|Marshallin kanssa. Elämäni oli mukavaa.
{795}{870}Sitten Marshall-setänne|men

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Muito bem, onde eu estava?

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Voc? estava nos contando
como conheceu a mam?e.

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Nos m?nimos detalhes.

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Certo. Ent?o, de volta ? 2005, quando tinha
27 anos e meus melhores amigos haviam noivado,

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e isso me fez pensar que talvez
devesse me casar.

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E ent?o eu vi Robin.

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Ela era incr?vel.

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Crian?as, antes de conhecer a m?e de voc?s, quando eu ainda estava procurando,

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Eu aprendi algo muito valioso.

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O amor n?o ? uma ci?ncia.

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Wow, bela hist?ria, pai.

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N?s vamos assistir TV.

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Sabem, as vezes na vida voc? tem que aceitar certas coisas que n?o podem ser explicadas.

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E isto ? meio que assustador.

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Oh, meu Deus.

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Muito bem, onde eu estava?

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Voc? estava nos contando
como conheceu a mam?e.

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Nos m?nimos detalhes.

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Certo. Ent?o, de volta ? 2005, quando tinha
27 anos e meus melhores amigos haviam noivado,

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e isso me fez pensar que talvez
devesse me casar.

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E ent?o eu vi Robin.

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Ela era incr?vel.

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Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments.

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And they make life worth living.

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But here's the problem:

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moments pass,

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and lurking just around the corner from those moments

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is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.

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And so, back in 2006,

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on the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,

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reality w

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{1}{51}Tekstityksen versionumero: 1.1|Päiväys: 25.08.2006
{55}{155}Tämänkin tekstityksen tarjoaa:|WWW.DIVXFINLAND.ORG
{160}{240}Suomennos: Otukka, henkka,|Cromwell, sledge, matu ja quasar.
{245}{310}Oikoluku: matu.
{328}{416}Uuden vuoden aatosta pitää|muistaa yksi asia. Se on syvältä.
{420}{516}Näyttäähän se hienolta TV:ssä, mutta|todellisuudessa se on pelkkää pettymystä.
{520}{590}Vuonna 2005 yritin mahdotonta:
{594}{683}Järjestää ystävilleni mahtavan uuden|vuoden. Minulla oli tarkka suunnitelma.
{687}{751}Eikä se maksanutkaan kuin|puolet joulubonuksestani.
{949}{1044}Aivan oikein. Limusiini.
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Crian?as, antes de conhecer a m?e de voc?s,
quando eu ainda estava procurando,

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Eu aprendi algo muito valioso.

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O amor n?o ? uma ci?ncia.

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Wow, bela hist?ria, pai.

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N?s vamos assistir TV.

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Sabem, as vezes na vida voc? tem que aceitar
certas coisas que n?o podem ser explicadas.

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E isto ? meio que assustador.

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Oh, meu Deus.

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Crian?as, antes de conhecer a m?e de voc?s,
quando eu ainda estava procurando,

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Eu aprendi algo muito valioso.

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O amor n?o ? uma ci?ncia.

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Wow, bela hist?ria, pai.

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N?s vamos assistir TV.

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Sabem, as vezes na vida voc? tem que aceitar
certas coisas que n?o podem ser explicadas.

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E isto ? meio que assustador.

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Oh, meu Deus.

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Crian?as, antes de conhecer a m?e de voc?s,
quando eu ainda estava procurando,

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Eu aprendi algo muito valioso.

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O amor n?o ? uma ci?ncia.

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Wow, bela hist?ria, pai.

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N?s vamos assistir TV.

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Sabem, as vezes na vida voc? tem que aceitar
certas coisas que n?o podem ser explicadas.

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E isto ? meio que assustador.

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Oh, meu Deus.

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Fsx <i>you spend with your family.</i>

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<i>So in December of 2006,</i>
<i>I had three options.</i>

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<i>Spend it with my mom</i>
<i>and her new boyfriend Clint,</i>

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<i>spend it with my dad and his</i>
<i>new girlfriend micro-brewing,</i>

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<i>or head down to Staten Island</i>
<i>to spend it</i>

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<i>with my super religious cousin</i>
<i>Stacy in her family</i>

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<i>

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Kids, life is a dark road.

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You never really know what's up ahead.

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One night you're cruising along enjoying the ride,

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and then all of a sudden,

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you're 28.

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And for the birthday boy, lasagna.

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Thank you.

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Careful. The plate is very hot.

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'Kay.

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Oh, go on, touch it.

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Kids, when you're single all you're looking for is happily ever after.

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but only one of your stories can end that way.

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The rest end with someone getting hurt.

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This is one of those stories, and it starts with a shirt.

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A shirt?

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Just listen, because none of this would have happened if it hadn't been for that shirt.

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Nice shirt.

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- Right? Righ

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Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments.

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And they make life worth living.

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But here's the problem:

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moments pass,

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and lurking just around the corner from those moments

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is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.

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And so, back in 2006,

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on the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,

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reality w

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movie info: XVID 608x336 23.976fps 175.0 MB

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When your Uncle Marshall was ten years old,

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he read a book called Life Among the Gorillas.

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It was written by an anthropologist named Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-Vazquez,

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and it told the story of the year she spent living among the Western Lowland Gorillas of Cameroon.

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When Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez came to the local community college to give a lecture,

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Cuando estás soltero

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y tus amigos empiezan a casarse,

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cada invitació