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Fsx <i>you spend with your family.</i>

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<i>So in December of 2006,</i>
<i>I had three options.</i>

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<i>Spend it with my mom</i>
<i>and her new boyfriend Clint,</i>

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<i>spend it with my dad and his</i>
<i>new girlfriend micro-brewing,</i>

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<i>or head down to Staten Island</i>
<i>to spend it</i>

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<i>with my super religious cousin</i>
<i>Stacy in her family</i>

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Now I remember a lot of stories from back in the days before I met your mother.

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But there's one story I don't remember.

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Uncle Marshall still refers to it as "The Pineapple Incident."

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The night started like any other.

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We were downstairs at the bar.

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On the house.

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It's my own concoction.

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I call it the Red Dragon.

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�ocuklar, annenizle tanýþmamýzýn
birden fazla hikayesi var.

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Sarý þemsiye ile ilgili olan,

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þu kýsa olaný zaten bilyorsunuz.

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Ama daha büyük bir hikaye daha var.

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Annenizle tanýþamadan
önce,

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olmam gerekeni nasýl
olduðumun hikayesi.

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Ve iþte hikaye burada baþlýyor.

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...nevi!

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Efsane

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Kids, life is a dark road.

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You never really know what's up ahead.

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One night you're cruising along enjoying the ride,

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and then all of a sudden,

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you're 28.

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And for the birthday boy, lasagna.

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Thank you.

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Careful. The plate is very hot.

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'Kay.

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Oh, go on, touch it.

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Kids, when you're single all you're looking for is happily ever after.

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but only one of your stories can end that way.

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The rest end with someone getting hurt.

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This is one of those stories, and it starts with a shirt.

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A shirt?

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Just listen, because none of this would have happened if it hadn't been for that shirt.

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Nice shirt.

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- Right? Righ

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Me costó tiempo darme cuenta,

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pero la clave para comprender
a vuestro tío Barney es esta.

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Cuando la cosas van mal,
es imposible mantenerlo cerca.

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Cómo cuando vuestra tía Lily
y vuestro tío Marshall rompieron.

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Hey. ¿De qué habláis, chicos?

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- Lily.
- He de irme.

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Pero cuando las cosas van bien,
es imposible deshacerse de él.

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Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments.

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And they make life worth living.

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But here's the problem:

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moments pass,

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and lurking just around the corner from those moments

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is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.

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And so, back in 2006,

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on the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,

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reality w

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movie info: XVID 608x336 23.976fps 175.0 MB

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When your Uncle Marshall was ten years old,

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he read a book called Life Among the Gorillas.

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It was written by an anthropologist named Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-Vazquez,

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and it told the story of the year she spent living among the Western Lowland Gorillas of Cameroon.

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When Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez came to the local community college to give a lecture,

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Copii, vã voi spune o poveste incredibilã:

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Cum am întalnit-o pe mama voastrã.

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Suntem pedepsiþi pentru ceva ?

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Nu.

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Mda, o sã dureze mult ?

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Da. Acum 25 de ani, inainte sã devin tatãl vostru,

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aveam un alt mod de viaþã.

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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER 1x01

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Traducerea ºi adaptarea: Iulian ªeica
www.alph

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Cuando estás soltero

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y tus amigos empiezan a casarse,

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cada invitación de boda representa
un extraño momento de autoevaluación:

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"¿Llevarás acompañante,

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o vendrás solo?"

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Lo que realmente pregunta es,

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"¿dónde te ves dentro de tres meses?"

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"¿Sentado junto a tu novia

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o ligando con una dama de

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So there was this one night before I met your mother,

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when I really wanted to go to the bar.

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The bar... big surprise.

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You sure spent a lot of time in bars.

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Well, that's just we did back then.

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Me, Marshall and Lily,

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Barney, Robin--

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we all used to hang out at this one bar called McClaren's.

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But then, o

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Crian?as, a chave para um bom
relacionamento ? comunica??o.

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Voc? precisa conversar.

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- Que tal Mimis*? (Cafeteria)
- N?o estou com vontade de ir na Mimis.

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Estou com fome, vamos
escolher um lugar e ir.

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Sabe aonde dever?amos ir?
Cynthia's.

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Voc? adora aquele lugar! Lembra como nos
divertimos na ?ltima vez que fomos l??

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Foi mesmo?

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Tinha

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Okay, where was I?

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You were telling us how you met Mom.

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In excruciating detail.

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Right. So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engaged,

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and it got me thinking, maybe I should get married.

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And then I saw Robin.

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She was incredible.

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I just knew I had to meet her.

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That's where your Uncle

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<i>ROK 2030
D?ti, v?m, ?e si mysl?te, ?e jste sly?ely ka?dou historku,</i>

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<i>kter? se stala p?edt?m, ne? jsem potkal va?i m?mu.</i>

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<i>Ale jsou historky, kter? se ??kaj?</i>

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<i>a historky, kter? se ne??kaj?.</i>

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Ach m?j bo?e... Barney.
Ach bo?e.

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- Pou??vej slova, Tede.
- Dob?e.

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Barney,

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- asi vyhraju ten p?s.
- P?s?

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Chicos, os he contado historias
sobre todas las grandes festividades...

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Navidad...

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Halloween...

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Acción de Gracias...

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Pero hay una fiesta que
siempre ha sido mi favorita.

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El domingo de la Super Bowl.

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Y hubo una Super Bowl en 2007

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que nunca olvidaré.

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Marshall, tú te ocupas de la cerveza.

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In May of 2007,
Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall got married

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at the historic Van Smoot
House in upstate New York.

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Wow, it's beautiful, Lily.

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Yeah. It's just how
I always pictured it.

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Well, that was a load of crap.

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You see, kids, when you get married,
you learn a hard lesson.

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The wedding you set out to have is
almost never the wedding you end up with.

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Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story ;

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the story of how I met your mother.

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Are we being punished for something ?

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No.

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Yeah, is this gonna take a while ?

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Yes. 25 years ago, before I was Dad,

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I had this whole other life.

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It was way back in 2005.

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I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect

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Chicos, antes de encontrar a vuestra madre, cuando aún estaba buscando,

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aprendí algo valioso.

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Que el amor no es una ciencia.

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Guau, qué gran historia papá!

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Nos vamos a ver la tele.

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Vereis, algunas veces en la vida tienes que aceptar que ciertas cosas no pueden explicarse.

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y eso asusta un poco

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Oh, Dios mío!

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Kids, something you might not know about your Uncle Marshall

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is that he's always been good at games.

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I mean, unbeatable.

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Gin!

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Yahtzee!

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Poker!

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You don't have to shout out "poker" when you win.

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I know. It's just fun to say.

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We all finally agreed Marshall should be running our game nights

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Kids, there's more than one
story of I met your mother.

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You know the short version,

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the thing with your mom's
yellow umbrella.

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But there's a bigger story.

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The story of how I became
who I had to become

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before I could meet her.

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And that story begins here.

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...dary!

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Legendary!

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Y después de seis meses separados,

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La tía Lily el tío Marshall
por fin volvieron a estar juntos.

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Oh, dios mío.

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¡Estas tortitas están deliciosas!

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Ya, gracias.

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Emm, aprendí a cocinar
cuando te fuiste este verano.

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Ohh.. ¿Quieres hacer
la cena esta noche?

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Sí, claro...

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¿Qué te parecen unas t

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{1}{1}23.976
{2}{52}Tekstityksen versionumero: 1.1|Päiväys: 04.07.2006
{57}{142}Tämänkin tekstityksen tarjoaa:|WWW.DIVXFINLAND.ORG
{147}{227}Suomennos: matu, quasar,|Otukka, HandeZ, Renu ja Borat
{232}{307}Oikoluku: litsari
{323}{440}Oli tämä yksi ilta, ennen kuin tapasin|äitinne, jolloin halusin mennä baariin.
{444}{554}- Baariin. Olipa yllätys.|- Vietit melkoisesti aikaa baareissa.
{558}{704}Sellaista se oli. Minulla, Marshallilla|ja Lilyllä, Barneylla ja Robinilla -
{712}{795}oli tapana viettää aikaa|McClaren's-nimisessä baarissa.
{802}{862}- Mutta sitten eräänä iltana...|- Mitä jos mentäisiin McClaren'siin?
{866}{946}-

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kids,back to the forwards 2007

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i was dating the girl named...

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oh, god, what was her name?

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you know, it's been 23 years,i can't remember all the staff

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for the sake of the story,let's call her...

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everyone, this is blahblah.

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please, call me blah.

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so, blah, how did you two meet?

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well, i was taking this cooking class,

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french fusion

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<i>Chicos, en la vida hay
muchos momentos románticos...</i>

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<i>...que hacen que ésta valga la pena.</i>

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<i>Pero hay un problema...</i>

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<i>...los momentos pasan.</i>

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<i>Y detrás de esos momentos, al acecho...</i>

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<i>...está esa bastarda, cruel
y brutal realidad.</i>

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<i>Y en el año 2006...</i>

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<i>...en la boda de Claudia y Stuart..

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Chicos, ¿Recordáis mi
primer día con Robin?

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- Creo que estoy enamorado de ti.
-¡¿Qué?!

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Bueno, la cosa es que, la gente normal,
la gente que no es vuestro padre,

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normalmente tarda
más en decir "Te quiero"

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Robin pasó por varias fases.

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- ¡Araña! ¡Araña!
- Me he olvidado algo en el vestíbulo...

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- ¿Dónde?
- Ahí mismo.

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L

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Kids, never underestimate
the power of destiny.

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Because when you least expect it,
the littlest thing

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can cause a ripple effect
that changes your life.

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Take for instance
my trip to Chicago.

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That security guard was
a little bit handsy.

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That's funny.
She barely touched me.

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Uh, Gate 23. Come on.

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If we miss this flight,
I will never f

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- So, I guess that decides it.
- Yup.

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Hanging out at a coffee place

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is not nearly as much fun
as hanging out at a bar.

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Man, what's that?

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What?

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That cute coffee girl
wrote a heart by your name.

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Somebody has a crush on you.

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Somebody thinks you're me.

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Do you really
think she likes me?

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{51}{152}- Ennen häitä alkoi tapahtua outoja asioita.|- Miksi vatsaani koskee?
{156}{228}Olen pahoillani, kulta. Söin palan|jäätelöä aiemmin päivällä.
{232}{303}Voi kulta, tiedäthän meillä|olevan laktoosi-intoleranssi.
{307}{439}Odota. Yritätkö väittää, että kun toinen|tuntee jotain, niin myös toinenkin?
{443}{511}Olette niin riippuvaisia toisistanne.
{515}{601}- Emmehän ole.|- Ettekö? Entä pari päivää sitten?
{611}{691}- Minun tarvitsee hakea munia.|- Tulen mukaasi.
{885}{967}Se, että viihdymme toistemme seurassa,|ei tee meitä riippuvaisiksi toisistamme.
{971}{1051}Ettekö? Mitä sitten tapahtui|suun

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Allora, essere sposati.
Diverso, non diverso?

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E' piu' o meno lo stesso.

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Tranne che potrei prendermi
la sindrome del tunnel carpale.

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Continuo ad avere
crampi alle mani.

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Pensavo che il punto
di sposarsi fosse

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di non doverlo fare piu'.

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No, e' perche' scrivo tutti
quei biglietti di ringraziamento.

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- Soprattutto.
- Gia'.

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{326}{372}Kids, when it comes to love,
{372}{448}the best relationships are the ones that just come naturally.
{448}{492}My first solo batch.
{493}{567}Um, I think those need to stay in the oven a while longer.
{567}{600}Here's a professional tip.
{600}{675}If it's still runny, it's not a cupcake.
{675}{706}It's a beverage.
{706}{764}Yeah, well, things with Victoria were fun,
{764}{833}and easy, and uncomplicated.
{833}{869}It was pretty great.
{1011}{1080}Um, are you coloring in your butt?
{1080}{1165}I have a big interview coming up, and my suit has holes in it.
{1165}{1229}I can't se

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Mikor még Robinnal jártam,
volt egy közös poénunk.

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Mi voltunk az egyetlenek,
akik jól szórakoztunk rajta.

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Ki van zárva.

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Márciusban nem harmincegy nap van.

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De igen.

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Ezt mindenki tudja.

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Ez teljesen generális ismeret.

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- Generális Ismeret!
- Generális Ismeret!

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�llandóan ezt csináltuk.

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{41}{126}Opitte suhteista sen, ettei toista|opi koskaan täysin tuntemaan.
{130}{200}Kaikilla on salaisuuksia.|Jotkin ovat mukavia.
{204}{319}Sinäkö osaat tehdä ohukaisia? Siistiä.
{355}{453}- Jotkin taas eivät ole niin mukavia.|- Sitten oli Derek, ja sinä mukaan lukien -
{457}{532}- se tekee kokonaismääräksi...|- Laskin sen jo.
{536}{586}Olen laskenut mukana.
{599}{712}- Jotkin ovat puolestaan outoja.|- Pelkäät seitsemää kääpiötä?
{716}{764}Vain Viisasta. Hän on karmiva.
{768}{868}Kaveri kävi lääketieteellisen ja elää|silti kuuden kaivostyöläisen kanssa.
{872}{975}- Hitto, että olen innoissani! En voi

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<i>Cuando eres soltero
y tus amigos empiezan a casarse...</i>

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<i>...cada invitación a una boda representa
un momento raro de autoevaluación.</i>

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<i>¿Llevarás una acompañante o irás solo?</i>

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<i>Lo que realmente te preguntas es...</i>

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<i>...¿dónde te ves dentro de tres meses?</i>

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<i>¿Sentado junto a tu novia
o acostándote con una dama de honor?</i>

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<i>Siempre e

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Ted:Okay where were we?

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It was June of 2006,and life had just taken
an unexpected turn

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Dad,Dad, can't you just skip ahead
to the part where you meet Mom?

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I feel like you've been talking
for like a year

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Honey, all this stuff
I'm telling you is important.

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It's all part of the story.

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Could I go to
the bathroom??

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No.

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?Oh, Dios m?o!

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Tengo un tatuaje.

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Eso no es un tatuaje.

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Eso, querido, es un tatuaje de fulana.

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Un tatuaje de fulana.

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<i>Chicos, muy a menudo, en la vida...</i>

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<i>tomamos decisiones
para los que no estamos preparados.</i>

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<i>?sta es una historia
sobre una de esas decisiones...</i>

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<i>y sus consecuen

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¡Esto es la leche!

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No puedo creer que haya
llegado este momento.

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Un kilómetro más y mi pequeño
habrá recorrido 200.000.

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Tu pequeño Fiero se ha
convertido en el viejo Fiero.

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Y como todo anciano que se precie,

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pierde líquidos, huele a rancio...

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..y hace ruidos raros
en la parte de atrás.

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Ya te digo.

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Okay, where was I?

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You were telling us how you met Mom.

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In excruciating detail.

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Right. So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engaged,

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and it got me thinking, maybe I should get married.

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And then I saw Robin.

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She was incredible.

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I just knew I had to meet her.

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That's where your Uncle

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{334}{383}When your Uncle Marshall was ten years old,
{383}{447}he read a book called Life Among the Gorillas.
{447}{566}It was written by an anthropologist named Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-Vazquez,
{566}{692}and it told the story of the year she spent living among the Western Lowland Gorillas of Cameroon.
{699}{809}When Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez came to the local community college to give a lecture,
{809}{909}Marshall, the youngest member of the audience, raised his hand with a question.
{923}{997}What advice do you have for a budding anthropologist?
{997}{1042}So you want to be an anthropologist?
{1

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- So, I guess that decides it.
- Yup.

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Hanging out at a coffee place

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is not nearly as much fun
as hanging out at a bar.

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Man, what's that?

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What?

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That cute coffee girl
wrote a heart by your name.

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Somebody has a crush on you.

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Somebody thinks you're me.

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Do you really
think she likes me?

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