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Kids, about eight months into Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall's engagement,

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there occurred a game-changing emergency.

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Van Smoot is available.

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Oh, my God!

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Van Smoot House was a gorgeous mansion right on the Hudson River.

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It had everything Marshall and Lily wanted for their wedding,

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but it was never available.

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Kids, life is a dark road.

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You never really know what's up ahead.

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One night you're cruising along enjoying the ride,

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and then all of a sudden,

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you're 28.

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And for the birthday boy, lasagna.

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Thank you.

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Careful. The plate is very hot.

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'Kay.

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Oh, go on, touch it.

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It was May of 2006 in New York City

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and life was good.

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But everything was about to change.

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So... what do you think?

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Robin again?

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Ted, the universe clearly does not want you and Robin to be together.

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Don't piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.

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But don't you think the universe has more important things to worry about than my

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Fsx <i>you spend with your family.</i>

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<i>So in December of 2006,</i>
<i>I had three options.</i>

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<i>Spend it with my mom</i>
<i>and her new boyfriend Clint,</i>

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<i>spend it with my dad and his</i>
<i>new girlfriend micro-brewing,</i>

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<i>or head down to Staten Island</i>
<i>to spend it</i>

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<i>with my super religious cousin</i>
<i>Stacy in her family</i>

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<i>

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Now I remember a lot of stories from back in the days before I met your mother.

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But there's one story I don't remember.

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Uncle Marshall still refers to it as "The Pineapple Incident."

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The night started like any other.

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We were downstairs at the bar.

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On the house.

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It's my own concoction.

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I call it the Red Dragon.

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�ocuklar, annenizle tanýþmamýzýn
birden fazla hikayesi var.

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Sarý þemsiye ile ilgili olan,

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þu kýsa olaný zaten bilyorsunuz.

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Ama daha büyük bir hikaye daha var.

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Annenizle tanýþamadan
önce,

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olmam gerekeni nasýl
olduðumun hikayesi.

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Ve iþte hikaye burada baþlýyor.

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...nevi!

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Efsane

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Kids, life is a dark road.

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You never really know what's up ahead.

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One night you're cruising along enjoying the ride,

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and then all of a sudden,

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you're 28.

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And for the birthday boy, lasagna.

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Thank you.

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Careful. The plate is very hot.

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'Kay.

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Oh, go on, touch it.

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Kids, when you're single all you're looking for is happily ever after.

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but only one of your stories can end that way.

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The rest end with someone getting hurt.

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This is one of those stories, and it starts with a shirt.

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A shirt?

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Just listen, because none of this would have happened if it hadn't been for that shirt.

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Nice shirt.

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- Right? Righ

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Me costó tiempo darme cuenta,

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pero la clave para comprender
a vuestro tío Barney es esta.

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Cuando la cosas van mal,
es imposible mantenerlo cerca.

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Cómo cuando vuestra tía Lily
y vuestro tío Marshall rompieron.

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Hey. ¿De qué habláis, chicos?

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- Lily.
- He de irme.

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Pero cuando las cosas van bien,
es imposible deshacerse de él.

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Copii, vã voi spune o poveste incredibilã:

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Cum am întalnit-o pe mama voastrã.

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Suntem pedepsiþi pentru ceva ?

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Nu.

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Mda, o sã dureze mult ?

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Da. Acum 25 de ani, inainte sã devin tatãl vostru,

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aveam un alt mod de viaþã.

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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER 1x01

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Traducerea ºi adaptarea: Iulian ªeica
www.alph

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Cuando estás soltero

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y tus amigos empiezan a casarse,

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cada invitación de boda representa
un extraño momento de autoevaluación:

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"¿Llevarás acompañante,

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o vendrás solo?"

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Lo que realmente pregunta es,

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"¿dónde te ves dentro de tres meses?"

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"¿Sentado junto a tu novia

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o ligando con una dama de

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So there was this one night before I met your mother,

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when I really wanted to go to the bar.

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The bar... big surprise.

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You sure spent a lot of time in bars.

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Well, that's just we did back then.

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Me, Marshall and Lily,

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Barney, Robin--

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we all used to hang out at this one bar called McClaren's.

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But then, o

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Okay, where was I?

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You were telling us how you met Mom.

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In excruciating detail.

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Right. So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engaged,

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and it got me thinking, maybe I should get married.

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And then I saw Robin.

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She was incredible.

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I just knew I had to meet her.

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That's where your Uncle

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Chicos, os he contado historias
sobre todas las grandes festividades...

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Navidad...

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Halloween...

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Acción de Gracias...

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Pero hay una fiesta que
siempre ha sido mi favorita.

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El domingo de la Super Bowl.

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Y hubo una Super Bowl en 2007

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que nunca olvidaré.

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Marshall, tú te ocupas de la cerveza.

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it was saturday night in new york city,

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and the young metropolitan set
was out on the town,

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living the kind of crazy lifestyle

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you can only find in the big apple.

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a hundred

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we only got 82 on our honeymoon.

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so, robin

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mm? i've got a guy for you.

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oh?

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he's cute.

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Chicos, antes de encontrar a vuestra madre, cuando aún estaba buscando,

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aprendí algo valioso.

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Que el amor no es una ciencia.

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Guau, qué gran historia papá!

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Nos vamos a ver la tele.

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Vereis, algunas veces en la vida tienes que aceptar que ciertas cosas no pueden explicarse.

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y eso asusta un poco

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Oh, Dios mío!

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Kids, something you might not know about your Uncle Marshall

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is that he's always been good at games.

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I mean, unbeatable.

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Gin!

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Yahtzee!

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Poker!

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You don't have to shout out "poker" when you win.

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I know. It's just fun to say.

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We all finally agreed Marshall should be running our game nights

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Y después de seis meses separados,

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La tía Lily el tío Marshall
por fin volvieron a estar juntos.

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Oh, dios mío.

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¡Estas tortitas están deliciosas!

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Ya, gracias.

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Emm, aprendí a cocinar
cuando te fuiste este verano.

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Ohh.. ¿Quieres hacer
la cena esta noche?

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Sí, claro...

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¿Qué te parecen unas t

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{2}{52}Tekstityksen versionumero: 1.1|Päiväys: 04.07.2006
{57}{142}Tämänkin tekstityksen tarjoaa:|WWW.DIVXFINLAND.ORG
{147}{227}Suomennos: matu, quasar,|Otukka, HandeZ, Renu ja Borat
{232}{307}Oikoluku: litsari
{323}{440}Oli tämä yksi ilta, ennen kuin tapasin|äitinne, jolloin halusin mennä baariin.
{444}{554}- Baariin. Olipa yllätys.|- Vietit melkoisesti aikaa baareissa.
{558}{704}Sellaista se oli. Minulla, Marshallilla|ja Lilyllä, Barneylla ja Robinilla -
{712}{795}oli tapana viettää aikaa|McClaren's-nimisessä baarissa.
{802}{862}- Mutta sitten eräänä iltana...|- Mitä jos mentäisiin McClaren'siin?
{866}{946}-

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<i>Chicos, s? que creeis que conoc?is
todas las historias...</i>

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<i>de antes de conocer a vuestra madre.</i>

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<i>Pero hay historias que se cuentan...</i>

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<i>y otras que no.</i>

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?Oh, dios m?o!

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?Oh, dios m?o!

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Usa las palabras, Ted.

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Vale, Barney. Estoy a punto
de ir a por el cintur?n.

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?El cintur?n?

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<i>Chicos, en la vida hay
muchos momentos románticos...</i>

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<i>...que hacen que ésta valga la pena.</i>

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<i>Pero hay un problema...</i>

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<i>...los momentos pasan.</i>

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<i>Y detrás de esos momentos, al acecho...</i>

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<i>...está esa bastarda, cruel
y brutal realidad.</i>

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<i>Y en el año 2006...</i>

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<i>...en la boda de Claudia y Stuart..

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Chicos, ¿Recordáis mi
primer día con Robin?

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- Creo que estoy enamorado de ti.
-¡¿Qué?!

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Bueno, la cosa es que, la gente normal,
la gente que no es vuestro padre,

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normalmente tarda
más en decir "Te quiero"

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Robin pasó por varias fases.

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- ¡Araña! ¡Araña!
- Me he olvidado algo en el vestíbulo...

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- ¿Dónde?
- Ahí mismo.

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{51}{152}- Ennen häitä alkoi tapahtua outoja asioita.|- Miksi vatsaani koskee?
{156}{228}Olen pahoillani, kulta. Söin palan|jäätelöä aiemmin päivällä.
{232}{303}Voi kulta, tiedäthän meillä|olevan laktoosi-intoleranssi.
{307}{439}Odota. Yritätkö väittää, että kun toinen|tuntee jotain, niin myös toinenkin?
{443}{511}Olette niin riippuvaisia toisistanne.
{515}{601}- Emmehän ole.|- Ettekö? Entä pari päivää sitten?
{611}{691}- Minun tarvitsee hakea munia.|- Tulen mukaasi.
{885}{967}Se, että viihdymme toistemme seurassa,|ei tee meitä riippuvaisiksi toisistamme.
{971}{1051}Ettekö? Mitä sitten tapahtui|suun

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Bien, ¿dónde estábamos?

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El año 2030

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Era junio de 2006, y la vida había
tomado un giro inesperado.

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Papá, ¿podrías saltearte la parte
en que conociste a mamá?

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Pareciera que has estado hablando
durante un año.

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Cariño, todo lo que les estoy contando
es importante.

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Es parte de la historia.

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- ¿Puedo ir al baño?
- No.

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{326}{372}Kids, when it comes to love,
{372}{448}the best relationships are the ones that just come naturally.
{448}{492}My first solo batch.
{493}{567}Um, I think those need to stay in the oven a while longer.
{567}{600}Here's a professional tip.
{600}{675}If it's still runny, it's not a cupcake.
{675}{706}It's a beverage.
{706}{764}Yeah, well, things with Victoria were fun,
{764}{833}and easy, and uncomplicated.
{833}{869}It was pretty great.
{1011}{1080}Um, are you coloring in your butt?
{1080}{1165}I have a big interview coming up, and my suit has holes in it.
{1165}{1229}I can't se

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Mikor még Robinnal jártam,
volt egy közös poénunk.

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Mi voltunk az egyetlenek,
akik jól szórakoztunk rajta.

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Ki van zárva.

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Márciusban nem harmincegy nap van.

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De igen.

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Ezt mindenki tudja.

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Ez teljesen generális ismeret.

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- Generális Ismeret!
- Generális Ismeret!

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�llandóan ezt csináltuk.

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{41}{126}Opitte suhteista sen, ettei toista|opi koskaan täysin tuntemaan.
{130}{200}Kaikilla on salaisuuksia.|Jotkin ovat mukavia.
{204}{319}Sinäkö osaat tehdä ohukaisia? Siistiä.
{355}{453}- Jotkin taas eivät ole niin mukavia.|- Sitten oli Derek, ja sinä mukaan lukien -
{457}{532}- se tekee kokonaismääräksi...|- Laskin sen jo.
{536}{586}Olen laskenut mukana.
{599}{712}- Jotkin ovat puolestaan outoja.|- Pelkäät seitsemää kääpiötä?
{716}{764}Vain Viisasta. Hän on karmiva.
{768}{868}Kaveri kävi lääketieteellisen ja elää|silti kuuden kaivostyöläisen kanssa.
{872}{975}- Hitto, että olen innoissani! En voi

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Okay, where was I?

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You were telling us how you met Mom.

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In excruciating detail.

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Right. So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engaged,

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and it got me thinking, maybe I should get married.

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And then I saw Robin.

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She was incredible.

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I just knew I had to meet her.

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That's where your Uncle

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¡Esto es la leche!

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No puedo creer que haya
llegado este momento.

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Un kilómetro más y mi pequeño
habrá recorrido 200.000.

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Tu pequeño Fiero se ha
convertido en el viejo Fiero.

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Y como todo anciano que se precie,

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pierde líquidos, huele a rancio...

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..y hace ruidos raros
en la parte de atrás.

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Ya te digo.

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Oh, mio dio!

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Ho un tatuaggio!

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Oh, quello non
e' un tatuaggio.

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Quello, ragazzo mio, e'
un tatuaggio sul culo.

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Un tatuaggio sul culo.

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Ragazzi, spesso nella vita,

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prendiamo decisioni con le quali
non siamo preparati a convivere.

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Questa storia parla
di queste decisioni,

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e delle loro conseguenze.

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{334}{383}When your Uncle Marshall was ten years old,
{383}{447}he read a book called Life Among the Gorillas.
{447}{566}It was written by an anthropologist named Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-Vazquez,
{566}{692}and it told the story of the year she spent living among the Western Lowland Gorillas of Cameroon.
{699}{809}When Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez came to the local community college to give a lecture,
{809}{909}Marshall, the youngest member of the audience, raised his hand with a question.
{923}{997}What advice do you have for a budding anthropologist?
{997}{1042}So you want to be an anthropologist?
{1

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- So, I guess that decides it.
- Yup.

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Hanging out at a coffee place

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is not nearly as much fun
as hanging out at a bar.

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Man, what's that?

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What?

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That cute coffee girl
wrote a heart by your name.

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Somebody has a crush on you.

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Somebody thinks you're me.

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Do you really
think she likes me?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
for the first time ever

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Mr. and Marshall Eriksen
and Lily Aldrin.

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Does it make you kind of sad that
we don't share the same last name?

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You know, in a totally evolved
21st-century kind of way,

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yeah, a little.

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You know what we should do?

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We should come up with
a whole new last name.

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Oh, that's easy--
Lily and M

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Kids, the key to a good
relationship is communication.

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- You need to talk.
- How about Mimi's?

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Nah, I don't really
feel like Mimi's.

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Well, I'm hungry.
Let's just pick a place and go.

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Oh, you know where we
should go? Cynthia's.

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You love that place--
remember what a great time we had

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the last time we were there?

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- We did?
- Yeah, y

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Previously on How I Met Your Mother:

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She was completely amazing.

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She was amazing and funny and...

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You have feelings for Ted.

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Maybe.

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I've just been offered a fellowhip at a culinary institute in Germany.

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Do you want to try long distance?

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Yes.

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"This long-distance thing sucks, huh?

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<i>Cuando conoces a alguien especial,
tu vida se llena de primeras cosas.</i>

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<i>El primer beso.</i>

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<i>La primera noche juntos.</i>

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<i>El primer fin de semana juntos.</i>

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<i>Para mí, todo eso ocurrió
a las 48 horas de conocer a Victoria.</i>

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Pronto tendrán que salir. Es lunes.

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¿Crees que estuvieron ahí dentro
todo el tiempo?

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No

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<i>Chicos, la primavera de 2008
fue maravillosa para m?.</i>

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<i>Stella y yo hab?amos empezado a salir...</i>

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<i>y me hab?an aumentado el sueldo.</i>

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<i>Por eso decid? compra
algo nuevo que me...</i>

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<i>convertir?a en la envidia de mis amigos.</i>

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?Un coche nuevo!

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Ted, esto es Nueva York.
Nunca lo vas a usar.

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Es una compra muy muy est

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So there was this one night before I met your mother,

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when I really wanted to go to the bar.

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The bar... big surprise.

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You sure spent a lot of time in bars.

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Well, that's just we did back then.

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Me, Marshall and Lily,

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Barney, Robin--

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we all used to hang out at this one bar called McClaren's.

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But then, o

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?, Istenem!

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Tetov?l?som van!

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?, az nem tetov?l?s.

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az, kedves bar?tom, egy prosti-b?lyeg.

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Egy prosti-b?lyeg.

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Porontyok, az ?letben sajnos gyakran

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hozunk olyan d?nt?st, amivel nem vagyunk k?szek egy?tt ?lni.

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Ez a t?rt?net olyan d?nt?sekr?l sz?l,

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amelyeknek k?vetkezm?nye van.

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