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[Birds Twittering]

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[Man Narrating] I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my dad�s videos.

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[Man Narrating] For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made�

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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{40}{97}{Y:i}Ja i Randy obièno ne navijamo budilnik, ali
{100}{140}{Y:i}danas nam je prvi radni dan.
{179}{224}Jutra su vedra, dalje ruke...
{239}{277}od mog bedra! Randy!|Sklanjaj mi ruke sa bedra!
{279}{325}{Y:i}Nedavno sam nešto dodao na svoj spisak.
{327}{418}{Y:i}Broj 273:|"Spreèio sam sebe da odrastem."
{428}{526}{Y:i}Prvo sam morao da doðem do|diplome iz veèernje škole, a sledeæi|korak bilo je nalaženje posla.
{536}{586}{Y:i}Ispostavilo se da je nalaženje|posla proteklo glatko.
{589}{637}{Y:i}Zato je nalaženje nekog koji nam|se svideo bilo mnogo teže.
{641}{677}Pa, dizalica je u kvaru.
{682}{716}Izgleda da æemo morati|da

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I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my dads videos.

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For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made�

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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But its
your favourite flavour.

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[Birds Twittering]

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[Man Narrating] I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my daddy's videos.

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[Man Narrating] For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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Ik hoorde pas laat wat seks was.
Ik was al bijna tien.

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Toen vertelde Mark Watkins me
hoe kindjes gemaakt werden.

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Weet je dat zeker ?
- Ja, hoor. Het is echt waar.

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M'n vader heeft er een video over.

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Een jaar lang dacht ik dat twee vrouwen
een man moesten vastbinden...

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en ijs op z'n piemel moesten smeren.

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Het is je lievelingsijs.

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Gelu

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{1120}{1215}EL TIEMPO DE SER FELIZ
{1250}{1321}Me di cuenta muy tarde,|tenía casi 10.
{1348}{1467}Fue cuando mi amigo Mark|me dijo acerca de los bebés.
{1514}{1585}-¿En serio? ¿Estás seguro?|-Sí.
{1610}{1657}Lo vi en un video de mi papá.
{1706}{1802}Pensaba que se hacían atando|a un tipo a la cama y...
{1802}{1849}...cubriéndolo de helado.
{1946}{1993}Es tu sabor favorito.
{2136}{2232}Por suerte en la escuela|nos diijeron la verdad.
{2232}{2328}Es imposible que un macho se|aparee si la hembra no es...
{2328}{2400}...receptiva y se|coloca en posición.
{2400}{2496}Separa las patas y arquea la|espalda, así las espinas...
{2496}{25

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I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my dads videos.

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For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made�

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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But its
your favourite flavour.

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<i>[Alarm Beeping]</i>

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<i>[Earl Narrating]</i>
<i>Me and Randy don't usually set the alarm...</i>

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<i>but today was our first day of work.</i>

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Rise and shine. Hands off... mine!
Randy, hands off mine!

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<i>[Earl Narrating]</i>
<i>Recently I added somethin'to my list.</i>

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Number 273-
kept myself from bein' an adult.

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<i>[Earl Narrating]</i>
<i>First thing I did was get a G

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{1237}{1315}Seksle çok geç tanýþtým.|Neredeyse on yaþýndaydým.
{1318}{1419}Arkadaþým Mark Watkins'in bebeklerin|nasýl yapýldýðýný söylediði zamandý.
{1482}{1540}Gerçekten mi?|Buna emin misin?
{1540}{1660}Evet, bana güven.|Babamýn videolarýndan birinde gördüm.
{1661}{1748}Bundan sonraki bir yýldan uzun süre|boyunca bebeklerin, iki kadýnýn...
{1748}{1827}erkeði yataða baðlayýp adamýnkini|dondurmayla kaplamasýyla yapýldýðýna inandým.
{1928}{2005}Ama bu|sevdiðin þey.
{2127}{2208}Ortaokulda|gerçekler öðretildi.
{2211}{2266}Erkeðin çiftleþme isteðine ulaþmasý...
{2268}{2384}diþi bunda doðru bir

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{2}"Na Real"
ou "Saindo do Arm?rio"

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{2}Descobri o sexo tarde.
Eu tinha quase dez anos.

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{2}Isso foi quando meu amigo Mark Watkins
me disse como os beb?s s?o feitos.

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{2}S?rio?
Voc? tem certeza?

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{2}?! Eu vi num dos v?deos do meu pai.

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{2}Por mais de um ano ap?s isto,
pensei que beb?s fossem feitos

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{2}quando duas mulheres amarram um
homem e cobrem seu pinto com so

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{712}{762}/W rolach g??wnych:/
{780}{860}/jako Steven Carter/
{870}{950}/jako John Dixon/
{960}{1040}/jako Linda/
{1100}{1190}B?D? SOB?
{1241}{1332}Dowiedzia?em p??no si?, czym jest seks.|Mia?em wtedy 10 lat.
{1336}{1454}Mark opowiedzia? mi,|sk?d si? bior? dzieci.
{1493}{1601}- Naprawd??|- Serio.
{1606}{1685}Widzia?em na kasacie video mojego taty.
{1689}{1792}Przez prawie rok my?la?em,|?e tym celu dwie kobiety musz?...
{1796}{1868}.... przywi?za? faceta do ???ka|i wysmarowa? mu ma?ego lodami.
{1943}{2011}Twoje ulubione.
{2130}{2218}Na szcz??cie w szkole podano nam fakty.
{2222}{2383}Kopulacja nie jest mo?liwa,|dop?ki samica nie jest ch?t

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<i>Me and Randy don't usually
set the alarm, but

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<i>today was our first day of work.

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Rise and shine, hands off...

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mine ! Randy !
Hands off mine !

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<i>Recently, I added
something to my list.

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<i>Number 273 :
"Kept myself from being an adult."

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<i>First thing I did was get a G.E.D.,
and the next step was finding a job.

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<i>Turns out it w

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<i>Yo y Randy no solemos poner despertador, pero</i>

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<i>Hoy era nuestro primer día de trabajo.</i>

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Levántate y brilla, quita las manos...

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...de mi! Randy!
quita las manos de mi!

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<i>Recientemente había añadido algo a mi lista</i>

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<i>Numero 273: "Me privé de ser un adulto"</i>

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<i>Lo primero que hice fue conseguir el Graduado Escolar
y lo siguiente fue encontrar un tra

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Yo y Randy no solemos poner despertador, pero

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Hoy era nuestro primer día de trabajo.

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Levántate y brilla, quita las manos...

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...de mi! Randy!
quita las manos de mi!

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Recientemente había añadido algo a mi lista

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Numero 273: "Me privé de ser un adulto"

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Lo primero que hice fue conseguir el Graduado Escolar
y lo siguiente fue encontrar un trabajo

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[Birds Twittering]

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[Man Narrating] I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my daddy's videos.

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[Man Narrating] For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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00:01:2

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{1250}{1321}Me di cuenta muy tarde,|tenía casi 10 años.
{1348}{1467}Fue cuando mi amigo Mark|me habló acerca de los bebés.
{1514}{1585}-¿En serio? ¿Estás seguro?|-Sí.
{1610}{1657}Lo vi en un video de mi padre.
{1706}{1802}Pensaba que se hacía atando|a un tipo a la cama y...
{1802}{1849}...cubriéndolo de helado.
{1946}{1993}Es tu sabor favorito.
{2136}{2232}Por suerte en la escuela|nos dijeron la verdad.
{2232}{2328}Es imposible que un macho se|aparee si la hembra no es...
{2328}{2400}...receptiva y se|coloca en posición.
{2400}{2496}Separa las patas y arquea la|espalda, así las espinas...
{2496}{2592}...están en una posición|

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I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my dads videos.

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For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made�

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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But it's
your favourite flavour.

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Na na!

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At secondary
sch

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[Birds Twittering]

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[Man Narrating] I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my daddy's videos.

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[Man Narrating] For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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<i>Me and Randy don't usually
set the alarm, but

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<i>today was our first day of work.

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Rise and shine, hands off...

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mine ! Randy !
Hands off mine !

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<i>Recently, I added
something to my list.

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<i>Number 273 :
"Kept myself from being an adult."

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<i>First thing I did was get a G.E.D.,
and the next step was finding a job.

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<i>Turns out it w

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<i>Generalmente, Randy y yo no
ponemos la alarma, pero...</i>

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<i>...hoy era nuestro primer
día de trabajo.</i>

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Arriba y a brillar,
las manos...

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¡A sacar! ¡Randy!
¡Las manos a sacar!

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<i>Agregué algo a mi lista, recientemente.</i>

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<i>Número 273: "Me impedí ser un adulto".</i>

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<i>Lo primero que hice fue aprobar un
examen de educación básica, el paso...</i>

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[ Birds Twittering ]

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[ Man Narrating ] I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really ?
Are you sure ?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my dad's videos.

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[ Man Narrating ] For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made...

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my dads videos.

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For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made�

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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But its
your favourite flavour.

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{712}{762}W rolach g??wnych
{780}{860}jako Steven Carter
{870}{950}jako John Dixon
{960}{1040}jako Linda
{1100}{1190}ZEJD? NA ZIEMI?
{1241}{1332}po raz pierwszy us?ysza?em o seksie gdy mia?em 10 lat.
{1336}{1454}Mark powiedzia? mi sk?d si? bior? dzieci.
{1493}{1601}Naprawd?? |Oczywi?cie.
{1606}{1685}Widzia?em na video mojego taty.
{1689}{1792} wi?c my?la?em ?e, aby mie? dziecko, kobieta musi
{1796}{1868 przywi?za? faceta do ???ka i wysmarowa? go lodami.
{1943}{2011}To tw?j ulubiony smak.
{2130}{2218}Na szcz??cie w liceum podano nam fakty.
{2222}{2383}?eby dosz?o do zap?odnienia, |samiczka musi przyj?? odpowiedni? pozycj?.
{2387}{2457}

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{a2}"Na Real"
ou "Saindo do Armário"

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{a2}Descobri o sexo tarde.
Eu tinha quase dez anos.

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{a2}Isso foi quando meu amigo Mark Watkins
me disse como os bebês são feitos.

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{a2}Sério?
Você tem certeza?

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{a2}�! Eu vi num dos vídeos do meu pai.

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{a2}Por mais de um ano após isto,
pensei que bebês fossem feitos

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{a2}quando duas mulheres amarram um
homem e cobrem seu

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[Birds Twittering]

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[Man Narrating] I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my daddy's videos.

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[Man Narrating] For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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[Birds Twittering]

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[Man Narrating] I came late to sex.
I was nearly ten.

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That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my dad?s videos.

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[Man Narrating] For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made?

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when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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? ?????? ?????? ??? ???? ????.
??? ???? ????? ??????.

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????? ??? ???????? ???? ???????
????????? ???, ?????? ??????? ????.

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?????????
?? ???????

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???. ??????.
????? ?? ????? ?? ??????? ??????.

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????? ?????, ? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
??? ???? ??????????...

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????? ??? ??????? ??????????? ???????
? ??????? ? ????????? ??? ???? ?????????.

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?? ??? ?? ???? ???????.

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<i>Usualy, when you see
a long line at the Crab Shack,

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<i>it's heading in to the bathroom
due to food poisoning.

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<i>But today there was a line 'cause

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<i>someone from
the Camden Savings and Loan

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<i>was giving away T-shirts
if you qualified for a credit card.

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This is great,

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because his little left thumb
is over my left lactating spot,

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<i>Generalmente, Randy y yo no
ponemos la alarma, pero...</i>

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<i>...hoy era nuestro primer
día de trabajo.</i>

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Arriba y a brillar,
las manos...

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¡A sacar! ¡Randy!
¡Las manos a sacar!

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<i>Agregué algo a mi lista, recientemente.</i>

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<i>Número 273: "Me impedí ser un adulto".</i>

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<i>Lo primero que hice fue aprobar un
examen de educación básica, el paso...</i>

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{1105}{1235}TOKIA TIESA
{1235}{1321}Apie seksà suþinojau vëlai.|Buvau gal deðimties.
{1333}{1467}Mano draugas Markas|papasakojo, ið kur atsiranda vaikai.
{1499}{1585}- Ar tikrai þinai?|- Taip.
{1595}{1657}Maèiau vienà tëèio filmà.
{1691}{1787}Visus metus paskui maniau, kad vaikai|atsiranda, kai dvi moterys pririða vyrà prie lovos
{1787}{1849}ir jo �daiktà� iðtepa ledais.
{1931}{1993}Tavo mëgstamiausi.
{2121}{2217}Laimei, mokykloje mums papasakojo tiesà.
{2217}{2313}Patinas negali apvaisinti patelës, jei ði
{2313}{2385}neatsigula reikiama padëtimi.
{2385}{2481}Tuomet ji iðtiesia kojas, ðiek tiek palin

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{1105}{1235}TOKIA TIESA
{1235}{1321}Apie seks? su?inojau v?lai.|Buvau gal de?imties.
{1333}{1467}Mano draugas Markas|papasakojo, i? kur atsiranda vaikai.
{1499}{1585}- Ar tikrai ?inai?|- Taip.
{1595}{1657}Ma?iau vien? t??io film?.
{1691}{1787}Visus metus paskui maniau, kad vaikai|atsiranda, kai dvi moterys priri?a vyr? prie lovos
{1787}{1849}ir jo ?daikt?? i?tepa ledais.
{1931}{1993}Tavo m?gstamiausi.
{2121}{2217}Laimei, mokykloje mums papasakojo ties?.
{2217}{2313}Patinas negali apvaisinti patel?s, jei ?i
{2313}{2385}neatsigula reikiama pad?timi.
{2385}{2481}Tuomet ji i?tiesia kojas, ?iek tiek palinksta,
{2481}{2577}o jos ?

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{1105}{1235}TOKIA TIESA
{1235}{1321}Apie seks? su?inojau v?lai.|Buvau gal de?imties.
{1333}{1467}Mano draugas Markas|papasakojo, i? kur atsiranda vaikai.
{1499}{1585}- Ar tikrai ?inai?|- Taip.
{1595}{1657}Ma?iau vien? t??io film?.
{1691}{1787}Visus metus paskui maniau, kad vaikai|atsiranda, kai dvi moterys priri?a vyr? prie lovos
{1787}{1849}ir jo ?daikt?? i?tepa ledais.
{1931}{1993}Tavo m?gstamiausi.
{2121}{2217}Laimei, mokykloje mums papasakojo ties?.
{2217}{2313}Patinas negali apvaisinti patel?s, jei ?i
{2313}{2385}neatsigula reikiama pad?timi.
{2385}{2481}Tuomet ji i?tiesia kojas, ?iek tiek palinksta,
{2481}{2577}o jos ?

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Ik hoorde pas laat wat seks was.
Ik was al bijna tien.

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Toen vertelde Mark Watkins me
hoe kindjes gemaakt werden.

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Weet je dat zeker ?
- Ja, hoor. Het is echt waar.

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M'n vader heeft er een video over.

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Een jaar lang dacht ik dat twee vrouwen
een man moesten vastbinden...

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en ijs op z'n piemel moesten smeren.

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Het is je lievelingsijs.

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Gelu

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Bon maintenant.

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M. Bennett va emmener

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les garçons au foot.

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Il veut être prof.
Quelle idée !

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Quel survêtement atroce !

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- Sale branleur !
- C'est naze !

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Putain.

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Tu veux ma photo ?

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Moins de Fucking

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et plus d'attention

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Dis

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Inca doarme?

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Da, deci sa nu faci deloc zgomot.

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Super-liniste, Davey!

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Super-liniste, fiule!

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Ca si cum am juca un joc numit
"sa facem super-liniste"

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si tu castigi premiul daca nu scoti nici un zgomot!

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Un premiu! Sa-l scoatem! Sa-l scoatem!

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Mancare! Hai, Davey. Ohh!

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Hai. Sa facem rost de pranzul tau.

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<i>Usualy, when you see
a long line at the Crab Shack,</i>

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<i>it's heading in to the bathroom
due to food poisoning.</i>

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<i>But today there was a line 'cause</i>

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<i>someone from
the Camden Savings and Loan</i>

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<i>was giving away T-shirts
if you qualified for a credit card.</i>

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This is great,

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because his little left thumb
is over my left lactating spot,

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<i>[Earl Narrating] Usually when you see</i>
<i>a long line at the Crab Shack...</i>

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<i>it's headin'into the bathroom</i>
<i>due to food poisoning.</i>

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<i>But today there was a line 'cause someone</i>
<i>from the Camden Savings & Loan...</i>

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<i>was givin'away T-shirts</i>
<i>if you qualified for a credit card.</i>

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This is great. 'Cause his little left thumb
is over my left lactatin' spot...

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and I carry m

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I told you,
the light beer drinks faster.

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Well, it only makes sense.

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Check it out.
I was just in my deaf lawyer's office

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and the most unbelievable thing happened.

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She can hear now?

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No, you idiot.

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She can see through walls?

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Yeah, that's it, genius.

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She can see through walls.

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Partilhado por http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/

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O meu nome ? Earl.

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<i>Sabem aquelas pessoas que se juntam
sempre quando v?o construir um celeiro?</i>

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<i>Bem, foi o que fizemos no hotel
quando depil?mos o bigode da Wilma.</i>

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Obrigado por fazerem isso, pessoal. O meu marido
diz que ? como beijar o irm?o Fred.

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De nada, Wilma. Talvez algum dia, precise de
tirar cabelo do corpo,

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e

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Précédemment dans Gilmore Girls...

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Hey Lor. Je pense avoir de bonnes nouvelles.

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C'était juste une étrange coïncidence
que j'entre

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et qu'il s'avère que Christopher
venait de laisser un message.

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Je n'apprécierai pas les appels de Christopher,

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mais on doit tout se dire.

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Entendu.

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Je vais prendre un échantillon
de cheveux de trois