Search Movie Subtitles results for Family Guy 06x1 2 Long John Peter

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-Dios, odio venir al veterinario.

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Me cobran 90 d?lares al d?a por mantener a Brian ac?.

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Por 60 d?lares, lo podr?a tener en el Holiday Inn?

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Qui?n est? conmigo?

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-Mis disculpas?

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Mi grillo mascota tiene "s?ndrome de piernas inquietas"?

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-Espero que los dolores de est?mago
de Brian no sean nada serio.

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-Mira eso, Lois, por eso es que los gato

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LOIS: [Singing]
"It seems today that all you see

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"is violence in movies and sex on TV

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"But where are those good,
old-fashioned values

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"on which we used to rely?

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"Lucky there's a family guy

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"Lucky there's a man who'll
positively tell you

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"all the things that make us

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"laugh 'n' cry

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"He's a family gu

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00:00:06:I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's|foreign policy makes about as much sense
00:00:10:as Beowulf havin' sex with Robert Fulton|at the first battle of Antietam.
00:00:15:When a neo-conservative defenestrates,
00:00:17:it's like Raskolnikov filibustered|dioxin monohydroxanate.
00:00:21:What the hell does "rant" mean?
00:00:23:"It seems today that all you see
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00:00:30:"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
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00:00:40:"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
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"Parece que hoy en día todo lo que ves

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"es violencia en el cine y sexo en la tele

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"¿Dónde quedaron los buenos valores

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"en los que creíamos?

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"Por suerte hay un padre de familia

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"Por suerte hay un hombre
que dice con rotundamente

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"todo aquello que nos hace

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"reír y llorar

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"El es un padre de famili

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00:00:36:Matko? Ten hotdog le?y na moim talerzu ju? jak?? minut?|i jeszcze nie jest poci?ty.
00:00:42:Cukiereczku, zaraz to zrobi?.
00:00:43:Prosz? bardzo. Poczekam..|A kiedy to zrobisz, b?d? ca?y upa?kany twoimi bebechami!
00:00:52:Mamo! Za nic w ?wiecie nie b?d? spa?a w pokoju Chris'a w ten weekend.|?mierdzi tam starym mlekiem.
00:00:57:Hej! Jak je znajd?, to wyczyszcz?!
00:00:59:Dzieciaki. Uspokujcie si?.. Nawet jeszcze ojcu nie powiedzia?am...|?e ciocia Margaret przyje?d?a..
00:01:04:Kto powiedzia?: Margaret?!
00:01:06:Peter.. to tylko na tydzie?.
00:01:07:Tydzie?.. o Jezu.. Nie, nie, nie..|B?agam Bo?e, zabij mnie..
00:01:12:Nie, nie..|Kurde, kurde, co za g?wno...|kurde.. ja pie

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I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's
foreign policy makes about as much sense

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as Beowulf havin' sex with Robert Fulton
at the first battle of Antietam.

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When a neo-conservative defenestrates,

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it's like Raskolnikov filibustered
dioxin monohydroxanate.

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What the hell does "rant" mean?

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"It seems today that all you see

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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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It seems today that all you see

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man who positively
can do all the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's a family guy

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Boy, that lotion sure feels go

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00:00:25:T?umaczenie Da K, sickfuckpsycho1@op.pl
00:00:28:Synchro: Woo-Cash
00:00:31:"Smak Sycylii"
00:00:32:Wi?c, powiedz mi co? o sobie Tina.
00:00:35:C??, bardzo lubi? muzyk?.
00:00:37:O Bo?e, ja te?!
00:00:40:W?a?nie widzia?em "Don Giovanniego". Moim zdaniem...
00:00:42:-najlepsz? oper? X/III wieku.|-Na pewno...
00:00:44:A u?ycie tych ?rodk?w artystycznych przez ca?y czas jej trwania.
00:00:47:-Mozart by? geniuszem|-O, tak.
00:00:48:Te ?rodki arty...setyczne
00:00:50:Naprawd?, co? wspania?ego.
00:00:52:Sir, jest pan gotowy co? zam?wi?.
00:00:54:Czekaj pan chwil?,
00:00:55:Nie masz pojecia o czym ja m?wi?, prawda?
00:00:57:Mam, mam. Opera rz?dzi.
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"Parece que hoy en día todo lo que ves

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"es violencia en el cine y sexo en la tele

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"¿Dónde quedaron los buenos valores,

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"en los que creíamos?

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"Por suerte hay un padre de familia

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"Por suerte hay un hombre
que dice rotundamente

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"todo aquello que nos hace

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"reír y llorar

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"El es un padre de familia"

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<i>Isto hoje parece que tudo o que vês</i>

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<i>é violência nos filmes e sexo na TV</i>

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<i>Mas onde estão aqueles bons,
velhos valores</i>

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<i>em que nós podíamos confiar?</i>

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<i>Felizmente que há um homem de família</i>

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<i>Felizmente que há um homem te irá
dizer-te positivamente</i>

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<i>Todas as coisas que nos fazem</i>

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<i>Rir

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<i>???? ??? ?? ?????? ????"</i>

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<i>?? ?????? ?????? ???? ?????????"</i>

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<i>??? ???? ?????? ?????? ???????"</i>

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<i>?????? ????? ??????"</i>

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<i>??? ??? ??? ?????"</i>

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<i>??? ??? ????? ????? ??? ????????"</i>

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<i>?? ?????? ??????? ???"</i>

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<i>????? ??????"</i>

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<i>"??? ??? ?????</i>

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# V souèasnosti to tak vypadá,

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# že v televizi je jedinì sex a násilí

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# Ale, kde jsou ty staré,
dobré hodnoty,

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# v které jsme vìøili?

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# Naštìstí je tady rodinný typ,

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# Naštìstí je tu muž, který vám pozitivním
zpùsobem øekne všechny ty vìci, které nás

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# rozesmìjí nebo rozpláèou

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# Je to rodinný typ

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00:00:06:I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's|foreign policy makes about as much sense
00:00:10:as Beowulf havin' sex with Robert Fulton|at the first battle of Antietam.
00:00:15:When a neo-conservative defenestrates,
00:00:17:it's like Raskolnikov filibustered|dioxin monohydroxanate.
00:00:21:What the hell does "rant" mean?
00:00:23:"It seems today that all you see
00:00:27:"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
00:00:30:"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
00:00:34:"On which we used to rely?
00:00:37:"Lucky there's a family guy
00:00:40:"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
00:00:45:"Laugh and cry
00:00:47:"He's a family guy
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00:00:34:olejek wydaje si? by? w sam raz.
00:00:37:Jest taki gor?cy|I robi si? jeszcze bardziej gor?tszy.
00:00:40:Teraz pozw?l, ?e ja ci to zrobi?.
00:00:44:Piwo Pawtucket Patriot. Je?li je|kupisz gor?ce kobiety b?d? chcia?y|si? z tob? kocha? na tylnym siedzeniu samochodu.
00:00:49:Typowa m?ska fantazja! Kobiety pij?ce piwo!
00:00:52:Gwarantuj? ?e facet zrobi? t? reklam?.
00:00:55:Oczywi?cie ?e facet. To jest reklama,| Lois, a nie obiad na ?wi?to dzi?kczynienia.
00:00:59:Tata, wygrali?my ??d?!|Wygrali?my ??d?! Ha - ha!
00:01:03:Kurde! Faktycznie!| Wygrali?my cholern? ??d?!
00:01:06:Tato, nikt nie daje rzeczy za darmo.
00:01:08:Znam du?o ludzi | kt?rzy daj?.
00:01:14:Wezm? to.
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Parece que en la actualidad
lo único que vemos...

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...es violencia gratuita en las
películas y sexo en televisión.

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Pero aún persisten
esos anticuados valores...

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...en los que solíamos creer.

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Por suerte,
hay un padre de familia.

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Por suerte, existe un hombre
capaz de hacernos...

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...reír y llorar.

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Es un padre de familia.

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00:00:34:Olejek wydaje si? by? w sam raz.
00:00:37:Jest taki gor?cy|I robi si? jeszcze bardziej gor?tszy.
00:00:40:Teraz pozw?l, ?e ja ci to zrobi?.
00:00:44:Piwo Pawtucket Patriot. Je?li je|kupisz gor?ce kobiety b?d? chcia?y|si? z tob? kocha? na tylnym siedzeniu samochodu.
00:00:49:Typowa m?ska fantazja! Kobiety pij?ce piwo!
00:00:52:Gwarantuj? ?e facet zrobi? t? reklam?.
00:00:55:Oczywi?cie ?e facet. To jest reklama,| Lois, a nie obiad na ?wi?to dzi?kczynienia.
00:00:59:Tata, wygrali?my ??d?!|Wygrali?my ??d?! Ha - ha!
00:01:03:Kurde! Faktycznie!| Wygrali?my cholern? ??d?!
00:01:06:Tato, nikt nie daje rzeczy za darmo.
00:01:08:Znam du?o ludzi | kt?rzy daj?.
00:01:14:Wezm? to.
00

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00:00:33:Matko? Ten hotdog le?y na moim talerzu ju? jak?? minut?|i jeszcze nie jest poci?ty.
00:00:39:Cukiereczku, zaraz to zrobi?.
00:00:40:Prosz? bardzo. Poczekam..|A kiedy to zrobisz, b?d? ca?y upa?kany twoimi bebechami!
00:00:49:Mamo! Za nic w ?wiecie nie b?d? spa?a w pokoju Chris'a w ten weekend.|?mierdzi tam starym mlekiem.
00:00:54:Hej! Jak je znajd?, to wyczyszcz?!
00:00:56:Dzieciaki. Uspokujcie si?.. Nawet jeszcze ojcu nie powiedzia?am...|?e ciocia Margaret przyje?d?a..
00:01:01:Kto powiedzia?: Margaret?!
00:01:03:Peter.. to tylko na tydzie?.
00:01:04:Tydzie?.. o Jezu.. Nie, nie, nie..|B?agam Bo?e, zabij mnie..
00:01:09:Nie, nie..|Kurde, kurde, co za g?wno...|kurde.. ja pie

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00:00:25:T?umaczenie Da K, sickfuckpsycho1@op.pl
00:00:28:Synchro: Woo-Cash
00:00:31:"Smak Sycylii"
00:00:32:Wi?c, powiedz mi co? o sobie Tina.
00:00:35:C??, bardzo lubi? muzyk?.
00:00:37:O Bo?e, ja te?!
00:00:40:W?a?nie widzia?em "Don Giovanniego". Moim zdaniem...
00:00:42:-najlepsz? oper? X/III wieku.|-Na pewno...
00:00:44:A u?ycie tych ?rodk?w artystycznych przez ca?y czas jej trwania.
00:00:47:-Mozart by? geniuszem|-O, tak.
00:00:48:Te ?rodki arty...setyczne
00:00:50:Naprawd?, co? wspania?ego.
00:00:52:Sir, jest pan gotowy co? zam?wi?.
00:00:54:Czekaj pan chwil?,
00:00:55:Nie masz pojecia o czym ja m?wi?, prawda?
00:00:57:Mam, mam. Opera rz?dzi.
00:01:00:Poprosz?...
00:0

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Ne ?elim da razglabam, ali ameri?ka
spoljna politika ima smisla

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koliko i Beovulf koji ima seks sa Robertom
Faltonom u prvoj bici za Antietam.

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Kada neo-kozervativac defenestratira,

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to je kao da Raskoljnikov vr?i
opstrukciju dioksin monohidroksanata.

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?ta zna?i "razglabati"?

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"Izgleda, jedino ?to se danas vi?a"

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"To su nasilje u filmovima i seks na TV-u"

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Bolas, essa loção sabe tão bem.

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- � de certo quente.
- E ainda ficou ainda mais quente.

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Aqui. Agora deixa-me fazer-te.

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<i>Cerveja Pawtucket Patriot. Se a comprares,
mulheres quentes irão fazer sexo no teu quintal.</i>

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Típica fantasia masculina!
Mulheres a beber cerveja!

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Eu garanto que foi um
homem que fez este anuncio.

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Claro que um homem o fez. � um anuncio,
Lo

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00:00:33:Matko? Ten hotdog le?y na moim talerzu ju? jak?? minut?|i jeszcze nie jest poci?ty.
00:00:39:Cukiereczku, zaraz to zrobi?.
00:00:40:Prosz? bardzo. Poczekam..|A kiedy to zrobisz, b?d? ca?y upa?kany twoimi bebechami!
00:00:49:Mamo! Za nic w ?wiecie nie b?d? spa?a w pokoju Chris'a w ten weekend.|?mierdzi tam starym mlekiem.
00:00:54:Hej! Jak je znajd?, to wyczyszcz?!
00:00:56:Dzieciaki. Uspokujcie si?.. Nawet jeszcze ojcu nie powiedzia?am...|?e ciocia Margaret przyje?d?a..
00:01:01:Kto powiedzia?: Margaret?!
00:01:03:Peter.. to tylko na tydzie?.
00:01:04:Tydzie?.. o Jezu.. Nie, nie,

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Bolas, essa loção sabe tão bem.

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- � de certo quente.
- E ainda ficou ainda mais quente.

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Aqui. Agora deixa-me fazer-te.

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<i>Cerveja Pawtucket Patriot. Se a comprares,
mulheres quentes irão fazer sexo no teu quintal.</i>

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Típica fantasia masculina!
Mulheres a beber cerveja!

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Eu garanto que foi um
homem que fez este anuncio.

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Claro que um homem o fez. � um anuncio,
Lo

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"Parece que hoy en día todo lo que ves

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"es violencia en el cine y sexo en la tele

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"¿Dónde quedaron los buenos valores,

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"en los que creíamos?

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"Por suerte hay un padre de familia

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"Por suerte hay un hombre
que dice rotundamente

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"todo aquello que nos hace

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"reír y llorar

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"El es un padre de familia"

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00:00:06:I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's|foreign policy makes about as much sense
00:00:10:as Beowulf havin' sex with Robert Fulton|at the first battle of Antietam.
00:00:15:When a neo-conservative defenestrates,
00:00:17:it's like Raskolnikov filibustered|dioxin monohydroxanate.
00:00:21:What the hell does "rant" mean?
00:00:23:"It seems today that all you see
00:00:27:"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
00:00:30:"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
00:00:34:"On which we used to rely?
00:00:37:"Lucky there's a family guy
00:00:40:"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
00:00:45:"Laugh and cry
00:00:47:"He's a family guy
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"It seems today that all you see

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"is violence in movies and sex on TV

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"But where are those good,
old-fashioned values

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"on which we used to rely?

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"Lucky there's a family guy

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"Lucky there's a man who'll
positively tell you

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"all the things that make us

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"laugh 'n' cry

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"He's a family guy"

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"Izgleda, jedino ?to se danas vi?a"

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"To su nasilje u filmovima i seks na TV-u"

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"Ali gde su one dobre,
staromodne vrednosti"

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"na koje smo se nekad oslanjali?"

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"Sre?a ?to je tu porodi?ni tip"

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"Sre?a ?to je tu ?ovek ?to ?e vam
sigurno pri?ati sve te stvari ?to nas"

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"zasmeju i raspla?u"

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"On je porodi?ni tip"

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"?gy t?nik, hogy minden, amit mostans?g n?zel"

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"az csak mozis er?szak ?s sex a TV-ben"

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"de hov? lettek azok a j? kis
r?gim?di ?rt?kek,"

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"amire t?maszkodhatn?nk?"

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"M?g j?, hogy van egy 'Csal?dos-Cs?v?'"

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"V?gre van egy f?rfi, aki megmondja a frank?t,
megmondja ? mindazt amit?l, meg mi majd"

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"s?runk ?s nevet?nk"

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"?-a-Csa-l?-dos-Cs?-v?"

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"Izgleda, jedino ?to se danas vi?a"

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"To su nasilje u filmovima i seks na TV-u"

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"Ali gde su one dobre,
staromodne vrednosti"

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"na koje smo se nekad oslanjali?"

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"Sre?a ?to je tu porodi?ni tip"

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"Sre?a ?to je tu ?ovek
?to ?e vam sigurno pri?ati"

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"sve te stvari ?to nas

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"zasmeju i raspla?u"

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"On je porodi?

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Brassica nigra ????? ?"?
:???? ????
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"Parece que hoy en día todo lo que ves

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"es violencia en el cine y sexo en la tele

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"¿Dónde quedaron los buenos valores

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"en los que creíamos?

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"Por suerte hay un padre de familia

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"Por suerte hay un hombre
que dice con rotundamente

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"todo aquello que nos hace

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"reír y llorar

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"El es un padre de famili

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"?gy t?nik, hogy minden, amit mostans?g n?zel"

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"az csak mozis er?szak ?s sex a TV-ben"

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"de hov? lettek azok a j? kis
r?gim?di ?rt?kek,"

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"amire t?maszkodhatn?nk?"

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"M?g j?, hogy van egy 'Csal?dos-Cs?v?'"

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"V?gre van egy f?rfi, aki
megmondja a frank?t"

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"megmondja ? mindazt amit?l, meg mi majd"

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"s?runk ?s nevet?nk"

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"Parece que hoy en día todo lo que ves

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"es violencia en el cine y sexo en la tele

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"¿Dónde quedaron los buenos valores

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"en los que creíamos?

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"Por suerte hay un padre de familia

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"Por suerte hay un hombre
que dice con rotundamente

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"todo aquello que nos hace

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"reír y llorar

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"El es un padre de famili

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[26][60]LOIS: [Singing]|"It seems today that all you see
[60][93]"is violence in movies and sex on TV
[93][129]"But where are those good,|old-fashioned values
[130][155]"on which we used to rely?
[160][188]"Lucky there's a family guy
[192][226]"Lucky there's a man who'll|positively tell you
[226][241]"all the things that make us
[242][259]"laugh 'n' cry
[260][309]"He's a family guy"
[321][348][Mellow music playing on TV]
[349][372]Boy, that lotion sure feels good.
[373][387]Sure is hot!
[389][406]And it just got hotter!
[407][430]Here, now let me do you.
[436][453]ANNOUNCER: Pawtucket Patriot Beer.
[453][483]If you buy it,|hot women will have sex in your backyard.
[489][506]T

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Brassica nigra ????? ?"?
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# V souèasnosti to tak vypadá,

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# že v televizi je jedinì sex a násilí

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# Ale, kde jsou ty staré,
dobré hodnoty,

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# v které jsme vìøili?

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# Naštìstí je tady rodinný typ,

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# Naštìstí je tu muž,
který vám pozitivním zpùsobem øekne

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# všechny ty vìci, které nás

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# rozesmìjí nebo rozpláèou

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Parece que en la actualidad
lo único que vemos...

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...es violencia gratuita en las
películas y sexo en televisión.

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Pero aún persisten
esos anticuados valores...

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...en los que solíamos creer.

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Por suerte,
hay un padre de familia.

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Por suerte, existe un hombre
capaz de hacernos...

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...reír y llorar.

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Es un padre de familia.

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"Parece que hoy

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todo lo que ves

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"es sexo en la tele y violencia
en el cine"

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"¿Dónde quedaron
los buenos valores,

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"en los que creíamos?

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"Por suerte hay
un padre de familia

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"Por suerte hay un hombre
que dice rotundamente

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"todo aquello que nos hace

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"reír y llorar

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It seems today that all you see

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man who positively
can do all the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's a family guy

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Boy, that lotion sure feels go

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It seems today that all you see

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man who positively
can do all the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's a family guy

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Boy, that lotion sure feels go

Note : non standard Latin chars (like Greek, Chinese, Hebrew etc) may look garbled on the web page but the subtitles should be perfectly valid and usable once downloaded.

[26][60]LOIS: [Singing]|"It seems today that all you see
[60][93]"is violence in movies and sex on TV
[93][129]"But where are those good,|old-fashioned values
[130][155]"on which we used to rely?
[160][188]"Lucky there's a family guy
[192][226]"Lucky there's a man who'll|positively tell you
[226][241]"all the things that make us
[242][259]"laugh 'n' cry
[260][309]"He's a family guy"
[321][348][Mellow music playing on TV]
[349][372]Boy, that lotion sure feels good.
[373][387]Sure is hot!
[389][406]And it just got hotter!
[407][430]Here, now let me do you.
[436][453]ANNOUNCER: Pawtucket Patriot Beer.
[453][483]If you buy it,|hot women will have sex in your backyard.
[489][506]T