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<i>My name is Earl.</i>

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<i>[Earl Narrating]</i>
<i>Havin'a baby can be very hard on a woman.</i>

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<i>And because of that,</i>
<i>it can be hard on the man too.</i>

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Darnell, you are gonna have to
pick the kids up from school.

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Baby, I'm tryin' to pick all the broken
light bulb out of the gumbo.

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<i>- Why can't you do it?</i>
- I am growin' a human being
in my body cell by cell.

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<i>Mi nombre es Earl</i>

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<i>Tener un bebé puede ser
muy duro para una mujer.</i>

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<i>Y es por eso que también lo
puede ser para el hombre.</i>

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Darnell...

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...tendrás que recoger a los
niños a la escuela.

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Nena, estoy tratando de recoger los
pedazos de la bombilla de la sopa.

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¿Por qué no puedes hacerlo?

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Estoy creando un ser humano

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<i>Ter um beb? pode ser
muito duro para uma mulher.</i>

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<i>E por causa disso,
tamb?m pode ser duro para um homem.</i>

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Vais ter de ir buscar
os mi?dos ? escola.

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Querida, estou a tentar apanhar,

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todas as cascas que se soltaram
dos camar?es.

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Porque n?o podes ir tu?

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Estou a criar um ser humano
dentro do meu corpo, c?lula a c?lula.

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Having a baby can be very hard
on a woman.

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And because of that,
it can be hard on the man, too.

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Darnell...

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you're going to have to pick
the kids up from school.

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Baby, I'm trying to pick all the broken
light bulb out of the gumbo.

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Why can't you do it?

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I am growing a human being
in my body cell by cell.

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I need my rest, Darnell.

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{74}{130}Bycie w ci??y|mo?e by? bardzo trudne dla kobiety.
{131}{245}A z tego powodu, ?ycie faceta|r?wnie? nie jest us?ane r??ami.
{246}{339}Darnell, b?dziesz musia?|odebra? dzieci ze szko?y.
{340}{425}Kotku. W?a?nie wyjmuj? z gulaszu|kawa?ki pot?uczonej ?ar?wki.
{426}{464}Dlaczego ty tego nie zrobisz?
{465}{547}Nosz? w sobie cz?owieka.|Musz? odpoczywa? wi?cej ni? zwykle.
{548}{630}Nie widzisz jak m?cz?cy|jest taki wielki brzuch?
{631}{669}Obserwowanie Joy w ci??y...
{670}{738}przypomina?o mi co?, co powinienem|by? zrobi? dawno temu.
{739}{824}Sko?czy? lamp?, kt?r? zacz??em|na ZPT w ?smej klasie.
{825}{894}Nie pami?tam, kt?ry kabel|powinien

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?ekat d?t? m??e b?t pro ?enu velmi t??k?.

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A proto to m??e b?t t??k? i pro mu?e.

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Darnelle,

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bude? muset vyzvednout d?ti ze ?koly.

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Mil??ku, sna??m se vyndat st?epy
ze ??rovky z pol?vky

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Pro? to nem??es ud?lat ty?

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Proto?e vytv???m v sob? ?lov?ka
kous??ek po kous??ku.

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Pot?ebuju si odpo?inout, Darnelle.

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<i>[Earl Narrating] Usually when you see</i>
<i>a long line at the Crab Shack...</i>

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<i>it's headin'into the bathroom</i>
<i>due to food poisoning.</i>

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<i>But today there was a line 'cause someone</i>
<i>from the Camden Savings & Loan...</i>

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<i>was givin'away T-shirts</i>
<i>if you qualified for a credit card.</i>

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This is great. 'Cause his little left thumb
is over my left lactatin' spot...

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and I carry m

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I told you,
the light beer drinks faster.

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Well, it only makes sense.

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Check it out.
I was just in my deaf lawyer's office

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and the most unbelievable thing happened.

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She can hear now?

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No, you idiot.

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She can see through walls?

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Yeah, that's it, genius.

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She can see through walls.

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O meu nome ? Earl.

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<i>Sabem aquelas pessoas que se juntam
sempre quando v?o construir um celeiro?</i>

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<i>Bem, foi o que fizemos no hotel
quando depil?mos o bigode da Wilma.</i>

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Obrigado por fazerem isso, pessoal. O meu marido
diz que ? como beijar o irm?o Fred.

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De nada, Wilma. Talvez algum dia, precise de
tirar cabelo do corpo,

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O meu nome ? Earl.

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<i>Sabem aquelas pessoas que se juntam
sempre quando v?o construir um celeiro?</i>

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<i>Bem, foi o que fizemos no hotel
quando depil?mos o bigode da Wilma.</i>

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Obrigado por fazerem isso, pessoal. O meu marido
diz que ? como beijar o irm?o Fred.

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De nada, Wilma. Talvez algum dia, precise de
tirar cabelo do corpo,

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O meu nome ? Earl.

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<i>Sabem aquelas pessoas que se juntam
sempre quando v?o construir um celeiro?</i>

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<i>Bem, foi o que fizemos no hotel
quando depil?mos o bigode da Wilma.</i>

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Obrigado por fazerem isso, pessoal. O meu marido
diz que ? como beijar o irm?o Fred.

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De nada, Wilma. Talvez algum dia, precise de
tirar cabelo do corpo,

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Sabe aquele cara
que s? faz

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coisas erradas, e se pergunta
porque a vida ? uma droga?

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Bem, esse sou eu.

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Toda vez que algo bom
acontecia comigo,

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algo ruim estava
pra acontecer.

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Karma.

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Foi quando me dei conta
que tinha que mudar.

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Ent?o eu fiz uma lista
de to

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O meu nome ? Earl.

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<i>Sabem aquelas pessoas que se juntam
sempre quando v?o construir um celeiro?</i>

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<i>Bem, foi o que fizemos no hotel
quando depil?mos o bigode da Wilma.</i>

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Obrigado por fazerem isso, pessoal. O meu marido
diz que ? como beijar o irm?o Fred.

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De nada, Wilma. Talvez algum dia, precise de
tirar cabelo do corpo,

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Sabe aquele cara
que s? faz

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coisas erradas, e se pergunta
porque a vida ? uma droga?

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Bem, esse sou eu.

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Toda vez que algo bom
acontecia comigo,

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algo ruim estava
pra acontecer.

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Karma.

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Foi quando me dei conta
que tinha que mudar.

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Ent?o eu fiz uma lista
de to

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Sabe aquele cara
que s? faz

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coisas erradas, e se pergunta
porque a vida ? uma droga?

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Bem, esse sou eu.

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Toda vez que algo bom
acontecia comigo,

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algo ruim estava
pra acontecer.

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Karma.

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Foi quando me dei conta
que tinha que mudar.

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Ent?o eu fiz uma lista
de to

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{94}{154}Do widzenia, pa?stwu.
{155}{239}Mam nadziej?, ?e spodoba si? wam|w kempingowej dzielnicy dla emeryt?w.
{240}{342}Na pewno. Z tego, co wiem|powinno tam by? uroczo.
{343}{434}Podobno mieszka tam kr?liczek.
{442}{563}/Nie widzieli?my ich od sze?ciu|/miesi?cy. My?la?em, ?e nie ?yj?.
{564}{647}/Cieszy?em si?, ?e jest inaczej.
{648}{731}- Wkr?tce umr?, Earl.|- Przynajmniej b?d? w pobli?u kr?liczka.
{732}{838}/Cieszy?em si? te?, ?e odje?d?aj?,|/bo mog?em za?atwi? numer 52 z Listy.
{839}{908}/Wykopa? i zwr?ci? zakopany skarb.
{909}{959}/Ca?a ta historia zacz??a si?,|/gdy ja i Joy byli?my ma??e?stwem.
{960}{1018}/Niekt?re rodziny grywaj? w

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<i>My name is Earl.</i>

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<i>[Earl Narrating] Most mornings,</i>
<i>I wake up thinking about the list.</i>

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<i>But sometimes I have more</i>
<i>important things on my mind, like court.</i>

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I'm gonna ask the judge to smash
this walnut with his judge hammer.

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I bet it explodes like a Death Star.

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<i>You might be disappointed, like when you got</i>
<i>that tow truck driver to drag your pumpkin.</i>

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Moje ime je Earl

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<i>Najèešæe se budim misleæi o listi,</i>

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<i>ali, ponekad imam i pametnija posla, kao na primer sud.</i>

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Ima da pitam sudiju da razbije ovaj orah njegovim èekiæem.

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Kladim se da eksplodira kao mrtva zvezda.

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Možda se razoèaraš, Randy.

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Kao onda kad si stavio da ti kamion vuèe bundevu.

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Odvezao se pre nego Å¡to sam

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My Name Is Earl 2x02: "Saltar por Joy"
Corleone para http://pasiontv.foros.ws
(Miseries/MisSubtitulos)

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<i>La mayoría de las mañana me levanto
pensando en la lista,...</i>

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<i>... pero a veces tengo cosas más importantes
en la cabeza, como un juicio.</i>

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- Voy a pedirle al Juez que aplaste
esta nuez con su martillo.

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- Apuesto a que explota como la
Estrella de la Muerte.

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- Puede que te decepcione.

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<i>�á ðåñéóóüôåñá ðñùéí� ðïõ
îõðí�ù óê�öôïìáé ôç ë�óôá,</i>

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<i>áëë� ìåñéê�ò öïñ�ò óê�öôïìáé ðéï
óçìáíôéê� ðñ�ãìáôá, üðùò ôç ä�êç.</i>

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�á æçô�óù óôï äéêáóô� íá óð�óåé
áõôü êáñýäé ìå ôï óöõñ� ôïõ.

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�ôïé÷çìáô�æù üôé èá åêñáãå�
óáí áóô�ñé ôïõ èáí�ôïõ.

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�ðïñ

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<i>Most mornings I wake up
thinking about the list,</i>

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<i>but sometimes I have more important
things on my mind, like court.</i>

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I'm gonna ask the judge to smash
this walnut with his judge hammer.

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I bet it explodes like a death star.

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You might be disappointed, Randy.

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Like when you got that tow truck
driver to drag your pumpkin.

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He drove off before
I could get the wig

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<i>Me llamo Earl.</i>

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<i>Casi todas las mañanas,
despierto pensando en la lista.</i>

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<i>Pero, a veces, me preocupan
cosas más importantes, como el juzgado.</i>

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Le pediré al juez que rompa
esta nuez con su martillito.

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Explotará
como la Estrella de la Muerte.

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Te decepcionarás, como cuando la grúa
se llevó tu calabaza.

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El chofer arrancó antes de que pudiera
pone

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<i>La mayoría de las mañanas, me
despierto pensando sobre la lista...</i>

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<i>...pero a veces tengo cosas más
importantes en mi cabeza, como la corte.</i>

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Le pediré al juez que rompa
esta nuez con su martillo.

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Apuesto a que explota como
la Estrella de la Muerte.

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Quizás te decepciones, Randy.

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Como cuando lograste que ese conductor
de remolques arrastrara tu calabaza.

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{5}{65}KOVAN ONNEN KUNDI|S02 E02 - Jump For Joy
{75}{135}Useimpina aamuina|herään miettien listaa, -
{140}{240}mutta joskus mielessäni on|tärkeämpiäkin asioita, kuten oikeudenkäynti.
{248}{313}Pyydän tuomaria rikkomaan|tämän saksanpähkinän nuijallaan.
{318}{396}- Se räjähtää varmasti kuin Kuolemantähti.|- Saatat pettyä, Randy.
{400}{465}Niin kuin silloin, kun sait|hinausauton raahaamaan kurpitsasi.
{469}{519}Hän lähti ajamaan, ennen kuin|ehdin laittamaan peruukin sen päälle.
{523}{579}Earl, kiitos jälleen, kun|lainaat meille nämä rahat.
{583}{708}Ei mitään. Sitä paitsi millainen mies ei|auta ex-vaimon

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<i>La mayoría de las mañanas, me
despierto pensando sobre la lista...</i>

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<i>...pero a veces tengo cosas más
importantes en mi cabeza, como la corte.</i>

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Le pediré al juez que rompa
esta nuez con su martillo.

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Apuesto a que explota como
la Estrella de la Muerte.

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Quizás te decepciones, Randy.

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Como cuando lograste que ese conductor
de remolques arrastrara tu calabaza.

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<i>¿Conocen a la clase de tipo que no
hace más que cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y luego se pregunta por qué
su vida es horrible?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba...</i>

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<i>...había algo malo que me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Entonces me di cuenta
de que tenía que cambiar.</i>

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<i>Jag har alltid listan p? tanken-</i>

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<i>-men ibland har jag annat att t?nka p?..</i>

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Jag ska be domaren att sl?
den h?r med sin hammare.

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Du blir nog lika besviken som
den g?ngen med b?rgningsbilen.

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-Han k?rde ju iv?g bara.
-Earl, tack igen f?r pengarna.

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Inga problem... F?rresten, vem skulle
inte hj?lpa sin f?re detta fr?n borgen?

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<i>Nyligen hamnade Joy i en tvist.</

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<i>¿Conocen a la clase de tipo que no
hace más que cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y luego se pregunta por qué
su vida es horrible?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba...</i>

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<i>...había algo malo que me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Entonces me di cuenta
de que tenía que cambiar.</i>

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<i>?? ??????????? ?????? ???
?????? ????????? ?? ?????,</i>

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<i>???? ??????? ????? ????????? ???
????????? ????????, ???? ?? ??????????.</i>

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?? ?????? ??? ??????? ?? ??????
???? ?????? ?? ?? ????? ???.

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???????????? ??? ?? ???????
??? A????? ??? ???????. {Star Wars}

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?????? ??
?????????????, ?????.

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??? ???? ??? ??????
?????? ??? ??????????

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?? ????? ??? ???????? ???.

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???????? ?????? ???????
?? ??? ???? ??? ???????.

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<i>Most mornings I wake up
thinking about the list,</i>

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<i>but sometimes I have more important
things on my mind, like court.</i>

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I'm gonna ask the judge to smash
this walnut with his judge hammer.

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I bet it explodes like a death star.

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You might be disappointed, Randy.

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Like when you got that tow truck
driver to drag your pumpkin.

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He drove off before
I could get the wig

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{72}{132}Herään usein ajatellen listaa, -
{137}{228}mutta joskus minulla on tärkeämpiä|asioita mielessäni, kuten oikeudenkäynti.
{247}{315}Aion pyytää tuomaria murskaamaan|tämän saksanpähkinän nuijallaan.
{319}{396}- Veikkaan sen räjähtävän kuin|Death Star. - Saatat pettyä.
{400}{464}Kuten silloin kuin pyysit hinausauton-|kuljettajaa vetämään kurpitsaasi.
{469}{578}- Hän lähti ennen kuin ehdin kiinnittää sen.|- Kiitos, kun lainaat meille nämä rahat.
{582}{695}Eipä kestä. Millainen mies ei auttaisi|ex-vaimoaan maksamaan takuita?
{717}{802}Hiljattain Joylla ja Bargain Bagilla oli|erimielisyyksiä liikke

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Unele chestii sunt atât de uimitoare,

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încât trebuie sã le filmezi,
cum ar fi OZN-urile sau Bigfoot

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sau pe Joy fãcând muncã voluntarã.

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Sus... jos.

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Joy a avut de curând
niºte probleme cu legea

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ºi avocata ei surda
s-a gândit cã juraþii ar fi impresionaþi

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dacã ar dovedi cã este
un membru folositor comunitãþii.

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Hei, Ea

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Was there another shootout ?

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No, some drunk guys tried
to shoot down a hot air balloon.

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They got it on fire,
then it drifted out of sight.

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What's with the tiny suit ?

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Well, a few years back I used
to think it was funny to get drunk

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- and pull wigs off old ladies' heads.
- They were always like, "Aah... !"

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Anyway, I was at the beauty parlor
making up for it

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<i>And, since we aren't big travelers,</i>

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<i>we weren't sure what to pack,
so we packed everything.</i>

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<i>We weren't going on vacation, though.</i>

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<i>We were going to take care
of the most recent item on my list :</i>

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<i>"Got Catalina kicked out of America."</i>

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<i>You see, recently,
I was on a winning streak gambling.</i>

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<i>No matter what I bet on...</i>

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