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Hmm... hmm.

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Huh. According to my perpetual calendar program

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June 30 in the year 2014 will be a Thursday.

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Did you know that?

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If I say yes, will you not talk?

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No. This is kind of interesting.

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Guess what day of the week

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is the first day of the year 2222.

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Two-sday?

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No, but that would've been good, too.

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Welcome to ENGLISH FOR MANAGERS, TAPE ONE.

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Listen and repeat.

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Tape one. Listen and repeat.

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We will enable timely, knowledge-based decision-making

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based on real-time information

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by implementing an enterprise resource management system.

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We will entangle timid, college-based precision markets

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based on full-time repudiation

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by instigatin

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Dilbert - s01e01
The Name (El nombre)

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SIN MENSAJES

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Pensé que ibas a despertarme a las 6:30.

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También dije que a las mujeres les gustan...

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...los hombres con forma de papa.

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Puedes encontrar algun patron?

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Tuve el sueño del huevo otra vez

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"Yo, yo yo."

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Que crees que signifique el sueño?

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Mmm, quizas una señal.

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00:00:01:movie info: DIV3 320x239 29.970fps 32.0 MB|/SubEdit b.3886 (http://alfa.icis.pcz.czest.pl/~subedit)/
00:00:01:Mo?e s?yszeli?cie, ?e nasza firma zosta?a|oskar?ona o nieetyczne praktyki biznesowe...
00:00:07:Z powodu sfa?szowanych|test?w bezpiecze?stwa?
00:00:09:Z powodu zmy?lonych historii o konkurencji,|kt?re rozpuszczamy w mediach?
00:00:13:Z powodu naszych kontakt?w|z rodzinami mafijnymi?
00:00:15:Co?! Chcecie powiedzie?, ?e to|te? jest nieetyczne?!
00:00:19:Dobry Bo?e, to ro?nie lawinowo...
00:00:23:Zaraz, gdzie to ja...
00:00:25:Siedem lat temu...
00:00:28:Letni dzie?...
00:00:30:A, do diab?a z tym!
00:00:31:Dzia? marketingu postanowi?|zaj?? si? t? spraw?
00:00:35:i

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00:00:08:Nie powinienne? by? teraz w pracy i miota?|si? w swoim nieludzko ciasnym boksie?
00:00:14:Jestem przezi?biony.
00:00:17:Najg?upsza ze wszystkich chor?b.
00:00:19:No dalej, ubieraj si? i do roboty.|Wiesz, ?e rano lubi? by? sam w domu.
00:00:25:Nie cierpi? gdy ludzie|id? do pracy chorzy.
00:00:27:Nic, tylko kichaj? i|kaszl?, zara?aj?c innych.
00:00:33:To mo?e by? odpowiedni moment|na aktualizacj? twojego testamentu.
00:00:37:Ja, Dilbert, b?d?c zdrowym|na ciele i umy?le...
00:00:42:Nie mog? tego podpisa?.|Moje cia?o nie jest zdrowe.
00:00:46:Poprawka.
00:00:48:Grubym na ciele i zdrowym na umy?le...|to tylko przezi?bienie!
00:00:52:I jestem ju? bardzo blisko|znalezienia lekar

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00:00:01:movie info: 352x240 29.970fps 222.2 MB|/SubEdit b.3886 (http://alfa.icis.pcz.czest.pl/~subedit)/
00:00:08:Nie powinienne? by? teraz w pracy i miota?|si? w swoim nieludzko ciasnym boksie?
00:00:14:Jestem przezi?biony.
00:00:17:Najg?upsza ze wszystkich chor?b.
00:00:19:No dalej, ubieraj si? i do roboty.|Wiesz, ?e rano lubi? by? sam w domu.
00:00:25:Nie cierpi? gdy ludzie|id? do pracy chorzy.
00:00:27:Nic, tylko kichaj? i|kaszl?, zara?aj?c innych.
00:00:33:To mo?e by? odpowiedni moment|na aktualizacj? twojego testamentu.
00:00:37:Ja, Dilbert, b?d?c zdrowym|na ciele i umy?le...
00:00:42:Nie mog? tego podpisa?.|Moje cia?o nie jest zdrowe.
00:00:46:Poprawka.
00:00:48:Grubym na

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00:00:03:Zobaczmy... imi?: Dogbert.
00:00:05:Wzrost: zmienny, zale?ny od|szybko?ci, wzgl?dny dla obserwatora.
00:00:11:Waga: jest tylko wra?eniem spowodowanym|grawitacyjnym zakrzywieniem czasoprzestrzeni.
00:00:19:Wiek: C??, wed?ug Einsteina|czas jest jedynie sta?? iluzj?.
00:00:25:- Niez?e, co? | - Co ty wyprawiasz?
00:00:27:Ubiegam si? o posad? na stacji kosmicznej.|Co? mi si? wydaje, ?e te pytania s? podchwytliwe.
00:00:31:Jakie ty masz kwalifikacje|do lotu wahad?owcem?
00:00:34:?adne, ale dziwnym trafem|to mnie wcale nie dyskwalifikuje.
00:00:40:To jest to! Wreszcie mi si? uda?o!
00:00:43:Ludzie powiadaj? co innego.
00:00:45:Nie... pr?bowa?em osi?gn?? idealne|proporcje soku ma

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00:00:03:Hej, my si? znamy!|Mieszkasz po drugiej stronie ulicy.
00:00:05:Czy?by? Wi?c jak|si? nazywam?
00:00:08:- C??... nie wiem.|- No w?a?nie.
00:00:10:Wi?c prosz? bez spoufalania.
00:00:13:W porz?dku.
00:00:14:Sprzedaj? horrendalnie drogie|ciasteczka o smaku styropianu.
00:00:18:Na ile karton?w|sk?ada pan zam?wienie?
00:00:20:Czy moje pieni?dze zostan?|przeznaczone na s?uszn? spraw??
00:00:23:- A co uwa?a pan za 's?uszn? spraw?'?|- Nakarmienie g?oduj?cych?
00:00:26:Nasza grupa organizuje wycieczk?|do Domu Mody. To w Nowym Jorku.
00:00:29:Wiem, gdzie to jest.
00:00:31:Czy twoi rodzice nie s? przypadkiem|zamo?nymi prawnikami?
00:00:35:Czy to ma jakikolwiek zwi?zek|ze sprzeda?? c

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00:00:27:Przepraszam!| Czy m?g?bym si? wcisn???
00:00:32:Musisz zacz?? je?dzi? |z wi?ksz? werw?.
00:00:35:Werw?? Mam ca?? mas? werwy.
00:00:37:Wybacz - to nie jest werwa. |To zaproszenie do st?uczki.
00:00:41:Czemu nie u?yjesz... jak to nazywasz?
00:00:44:To jest u?ywane tylko| w nag?ych przypadkach.
00:00:47:Na przyk?ad gdy wioz? swoj?| przysz?? ?on? do szpitala na por?d.
00:00:50:Czyli w innych s?owach nigdy.
00:00:52:Dlaczego wszyscy musimy |je?dzi? do pracy o tej samej godzinie?
00:00:55:Kto zdecydowa? ?e 8 rano to dla wszystkich| dobry czas na rozpocz?cie pracy?
00:00:59:Nie by?oby godziny szczytu,| gdyby nie by?o ruchu.
00:01:01:Nie rozumiesz ludzkiej natury.| Gdyby ludzie n

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00:00:27:Przepraszam!| Czy m?g?bym si? wcisn???
00:00:32:Musisz zacz?? je?dzi? |z wi?ksz? werw?.
00:00:35:Werw?? Mam ca?? mas? werwy.
00:00:37:Wybacz - to nie jest werwa. |To zaproszenie do st?uczki.
00:00:41:Czemu nie u?yjesz... jak to nazywasz?
00:00:44:To jest u?ywane tylko| w nag?ych przypadkach.
00:00:47:Na przyk?ad gdy wioz? swoj?| przysz?? ?on? do szpitala na por?d.
00:00:50:Czyli w innych s?owach nigdy.
00:00:52:Dlaczego wszyscy musimy |je?dzi? do pracy o tej samej godzinie?
00:00:55:Kto zdecydowa? ?e 8 rano to dla wszystkich| dobry czas na rozpocz?cie pracy?
00:00:59:Nie by?oby godziny szczytu,| gdyby nie by?o ruchu.
00:01:01:Nie rozumiesz ludzkiej natury.| Gdyby ludzie n

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Welcome to ENGLISH FOR MANAGERS, TAPE ONE.

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Listen and repeat.

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Tape one. Listen and repeat.

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We will enable timely, knowledge-based decision-making

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based on real-time information

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by implementing an enterprise resource management system.

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We will entangle timid, college-based precision markets

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based on full-time repudiation

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by instigatin

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00:00:03:Zobaczmy... imi?: Dogbert.
00:00:05:Wzrost: zmienny, zale?ny od|szybko?ci, wzgl?dny dla obserwatora.
00:00:11:Waga: jest tylko wra?eniem spowodowanym|grawitacyjnym zakrzywieniem czasoprzestrzeni.
00:00:19:Wiek: C??, wed?ug Einsteina|czas jest jedynie sta?? iluzj?.
00:00:25:- Niez?e, co? | - Co ty wyprawiasz?
00:00:27:Ubiegam si? o posad? na stacji kosmicznej.|Co? mi si? wydaje, ?e te pytania s? podchwytliwe.
00:00:31:Jakie ty masz kwalifikacje|do lotu wahad?owcem?
00:00:34:?adne, ale dziwnym trafem|to mnie wcale nie dyskwalifikuje.
00:00:40:To jest to! Wreszcie mi si? uda?o!
00:00:43:Ludzie powiadaj? co innego.
00:00:45:Nie... pr?bowa?em osi?gn?? idealne|proporcje soku ma

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[music]

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Mmm, do you think

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normal people pack suitcases this way?

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I'm an engineer, not a normal person.

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That's a lot of clothes

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just to visit a sweatshop in Elbonia.

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It's not a sweatshop.

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It's our overseas

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manufacturing facility.

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Look at the company newsletter.

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7 OF 9: Get out of bed.

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Resistance is futile.

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Wake up and assimilate the day.

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Get out of bed.

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Resistance is futile.

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Wake up and assimilate the day.

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I wonder if I could ever date a woman like Jeri Ryan.

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That too is futile.

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Okay, that's enough out of you.

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Do not touch me.

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You may have heard that our company

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has been accused of unethical business practices.

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Is it because of the falsified product-safety tests?

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Is it because of the false stories planted in the media

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about our competitors?

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Is it because of our crime family connections?

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What? Are you saying those things are unethical too?

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Good God! This thing is just snowballing.

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