Rezultatele cautarii de subtitrari pentru Dilbert

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Welcome to ENGLISH FOR MANAGERS, TAPE ONE.

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Listen and repeat.

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Tape one. Listen and repeat.

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We will enable timely, knowledge-based decision-making

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based on real-time information

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by implementing an enterprise resource management system.

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We will entangle timid, college-based precision markets

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based on full-time repudiation

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by instigatin

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00:00:03:Zobaczmy... imi?: Dogbert.
00:00:05:Wzrost: zmienny, zale?ny od|szybko?ci, wzgl?dny dla obserwatora.
00:00:11:Waga: jest tylko wra?eniem spowodowanym|grawitacyjnym zakrzywieniem czasoprzestrzeni.
00:00:19:Wiek: C??, wed?ug Einsteina|czas jest jedynie sta?? iluzj?.
00:00:25:- Niez?e, co? | - Co ty wyprawiasz?
00:00:27:Ubiegam si? o posad? na stacji kosmicznej.|Co? mi si? wydaje, ?e te pytania s? podchwytliwe.
00:00:31:Jakie ty masz kwalifikacje|do lotu wahad?owcem?
00:00:34:?adne, ale dziwnym trafem|to mnie wcale nie dyskwalifikuje.
00:00:40:To jest to! Wreszcie mi si? uda?o!
00:00:43:Ludzie powiadaj? co innego.
00:00:45:Nie... pr?bowa?em osi?gn?? idealne|proporcje soku ma

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Hmm... hmm.

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Huh. De acordo com meu programa
de calendário perpetuo

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30 de junho de 2014
será uma quinta-feira.

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Você sabia disto?

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Se eu falar que sim,
você não fala mais?

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Não. Isto é interessante.

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Adivinhe o dia da semana

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do primeiro dia do ano 2222.

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00:00:01:Mo?e s?yszeli?cie, ?e nasza firma zosta?a|oskar?ona o nieetyczne praktyki biznesowe...
00:00:07:Z powodu sfa?szowanych|test?w bezpiecze?stwa?
00:00:09:Z powodu zmy?lonych historii o konkurencji,|kt?re rozpuszczamy w mediach?
00:00:13:Z powodu naszych kontakt?w|z rodzinami mafijnymi?
00:00:15:Co?! Chcecie powiedzie?, ?e to|te? jest nieetyczne?!
00:00:19:Dobry Bo?e, to ro?nie lawinowo...
00:00:23:Zaraz, gdzie to ja...
00:00:25:Siedem lat temu...
00:00:28:Letni dzie?...
00:00:30:A, do diab?a z tym!
00:00:31:Dzia? marketingu postanowi?|zaj?? si? t? spraw?
00:00:35:i

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I didn't know you ate here.

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I don't. I just come here to yell at the employees.

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Your milkshake, sir.

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That'll be .89.

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Your sign says .98.

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What kind of a rip-off joint is this?

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Oh, I am so sorry.

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You're right.

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Now I don't even want it.

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You can keep your milksha

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TV ANNOUNCER: In merger news, an alliance has been announced

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between the world's worst oil exploration company

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and the world's largest funeral company.

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We spoke to the CEO of Dryhole Industries

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about the synergy.

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Well, as you know,

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the biggest expenses in the funeral business

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involve buying the land and digging the holes.

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00:00:08:Nie powinienne? by? teraz w pracy i miota?|si? w swoim nieludzko ciasnym boksie?
00:00:14:Jestem przezi?biony.
00:00:17:Najg?upsza ze wszystkich chor?b.
00:00:19:No dalej, ubieraj si? i do roboty.|Wiesz, ?e rano lubi? by? sam w domu.
00:00:25:Nie cierpi? gdy ludzie|id? do pracy chorzy.
00:00:27:Nic, tylko kichaj? i|kaszl?, zara?aj?c innych.
00:00:33:To mo?e by? odpowiedni moment|na aktualizacj? twojego testamentu.
00:00:37:Ja, Dilbert, b?d?c zdrowym|na ciele i umy?le...
00:00:42:Nie mog? tego podpisa?.|Moje cia?o nie jest zdrowe.
00:00:46:Poprawka.
00:00:48:Grubym na

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I'm sure you all remember

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the disaster at last year's picnic

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when our wieners turned out to be defective.

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I almost lost an eye.

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But the buns were excellent.

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Yes, they were.

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But, this year, we can't rest on our buns,

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no matter how plump and delicious they might be.

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You will not make this

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00:00:03:Hej, my si? znamy!|Mieszkasz po drugiej stronie ulicy.
00:00:05:Czy?by? Wi?c jak|si? nazywam?
00:00:08:- C??... nie wiem.|- No w?a?nie.
00:00:10:Wi?c prosz? bez spoufalania.
00:00:13:W porz?dku.
00:00:14:Sprzedaj? horrendalnie drogie|ciasteczka o smaku styropianu.
00:00:18:Na ile karton?w|sk?ada pan zam?wienie?
00:00:20:Czy moje pieni?dze zostan?|przeznaczone na s?uszn? spraw??
00:00:23:- A co uwa?a pan za 's?uszn? spraw?'?|- Nakarmienie g?oduj?cych?
00:00:26:Nasza grupa organizuje wycieczk?|do Domu Mody. To w Nowym Jorku.
00:00:29:Wiem, gdzie to jest.
00:00:31:Czy twoi rodzice nie s? przypadkiem|zamo?nymi prawnikami?
00:00:35:Czy to ma jakikolwiek zwi?zek|ze sprzeda?? c

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[TECHNO-ROCK MUSIC BLASTING]

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Who has that much fun?

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What kind of idiot can have that much fun?

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Is he oblivious or just plain stupid?

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You know, I have excellent hearing.

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You can speak much, much lower.

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Hey, wait a minute.

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That's Jerrold, my old work colleague.

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Now it all makes sense.

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He is AN IDIOT.

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