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That's absurd.
Get your head out of your patootie.

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I'm not the one
whose head is in my patootie.

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Why would they call it French toast
if it wasn't invented in France?

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Because "French" makes it sound classy.
Like with fries.

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Or sticking your tongue down
someone's throat.

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-Excuse me. We're eating here.
-Edward brought it up.

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What I said was that you can't get
good Cana

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[Shrieks]
Shh! Shh!

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My parents don't knowyou're
with me in mytent in the backyard.

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- We have to bevery, very quiet.
- Wait. I thought this was an armytent.

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Oh, right. I forgot.
Sergeant Greg.

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I know our love is wrong...

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but I can't help myself.

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Kiss me on the double.

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Where exactlywould that be, Captain?

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[Exhales]
Howwas golf?

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Itwas fun.

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I don't get it, Greg. Ifgolfmakes you
so miserable, why doyou do it?

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- Because it relaxes me!
- [ Imitating Barking ]

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- Sorry.
- Greg-

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Woo, I'm worried
aboutyou.

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You push yourself. At work,
at the gym, at golf.

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You never have any time
when you're just at peace.

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Hey, look. I'm a rabid dog. I'm crazy.

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How can you brush
if you're not in the bathroom?

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-There's no place to spit.
-Sure, there is. Watch out!

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-Oh, no, he looked up.
-Dharma.

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I'm teasing. There's nobody out there.
Sorry!

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All right, I'm minty fresh
and I'm ready for a man.

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Well, let me finish up here.

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-What are you doing?
-A little

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Okay. Go ahead.

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I can't do this. The sales guy will
never believe I'm from the South.

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Then he'll think you're crazy.
It's more fun shopping anyway...

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...and sometimes they give you
free stuff just to get rid of you. Go on.

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Excuse me, son.

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-Yes.
-I'm looking for a nine iron.

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Non-on?

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What my husband means to say
is that he is in need

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-Mammogram!
-What?

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Just sounds like something that
should be delivered, doesn't it?

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[ Sighs ]

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And she is our daughter-in-law,
and we're being pleasant...

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and we're talking to ourself.

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- I broughtyou backyour pasta maker.
- Thankyou, Dharma. Thankyou.

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- Didn't know I borrowed it, did you?
- No. No, I didn't.

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- Didn't knowyou even ha

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[Puffs]

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Well, lookwho's smoking.
Must be Christmas.

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Gregory, I am a wreck.
I am absolutely a wreck.

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Yourfather has that
infernal train set out...

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and your delightful cousin Jennifer
is here, and then to top it all off...

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the maid seems to have
switched to menthol- aah!

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- Mother, haveyou lost weight?
- [ Sighs ] Oh, Gregory, please, that won't work.

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Wow, you have such a beautiful wife.
You must miss hervery much.

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Oh, yes. Every day
my heart ache for her.

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Well, I'm sureyou know there's a spiritual
bond between husband and wife.

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Even though she's thousands of miles away,
she knows how much you love her.

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- [ Chuckles ]
- Gracias.

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- Yeah.
- [ Sobs ]

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- Dharma? Hi.
- Hi.

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Why did y

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Should we order a bottle of vino?

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-That's okay. We're fine.
-I'd like some wine.

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I offered a shot
of Southern Comfort at the movies.

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Now you want a glass of wine?

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-That's okay, Pete, I'll pick up the wine.
-Hey, they got champagne.

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What do you wanna bet he pulls out that
big coupon book when the check comes?

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I don't hear complaining when you get
a free dessert of equal or lesser value.

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-Give me t

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Hey, whoo!
A day at the beach.

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I'm sweatin'.
Shall we set up here?

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Uh, no. Let's go
closer to the water.

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- Let's grease it up.
- I'm on it.

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What's the thinkin' here?

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Squirt it out, lay down, roll around.

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Just like mustard on a hot dog.

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Excellent.

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Oh, man. It's hot.

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