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My dear wife, as the
ancient saying goes...

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"In wine is truth!"

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Insincerity, the mark
of a drunkard!

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If you could or would
for one brief moment...

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shut that vast,
resounding chasm...

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of a mouth, I should
be grateful, madam.

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What care you for
the deprivations...

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I have suffered in
the name of marriage?

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{4501}{4567}LA COMEDIA DE LOS TERRORES
{6470}{6546}Querida esposa,|como dice el dicho...
{6551}{6612}"En el vino está la verdad".
{6619}{6671}El sello del borracho|es la falsedad.
{6679}{6751}Si pudieras o quisieras,|por un momento...
{6757}{6832}cerrar esa enorme boca...
{6837}{6902}te estaría muy agradecido, querida,|muy agradecido.
{6907}{7000}Cuántas humillaciones sufridas|por salvar nuestro matrimonio.
{7005}{7039}¡Cállate!
{7044}{7072}¿Cómo puedes insultarme así?
{7077}{7155}Muy fácil, señora,|me inspiran tus necedades.
{7159}{7245}¿Oyes sus pueriles insultos, padre?|¡Padre!
{7250}{7324}¿Qué?|Azúcar. Sí, ahí tienes.

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{4510}{4630}KOMEDIJA UŽASA
{6487}{6610}Draga moja ženo, kao što stara|izreka kaže: "U vinu je istina"!
{6645}{6710}Neiskrenost je|obeležje pijanaca.
{6715}{6774}Kada bi samo za jedan|trenutak htela
{6779}{6890}da zatvoriš taj bezdan od usta,|bio bih ti zahvalan madam.
{6895}{6970}Bezdan? Ti bi trebalo da trpiš|gadosti zbog kojih patim
{6975}{7040}od kako sam se udala za tebe?
{7045}{7108}Umukni! - Kako možeš|tako da me vreðaš?
{7115}{7177}Vrlo lako, madam. Ja moram|da slušam tvoje gluposti.
{7183}{7245}�uješ li ove detinjaste|uvrede, oèe? Oèe!
{7272}{7340}Šta? Šeæera ? Da.
{7350}{7410}Izvoli. Å ta me je nateralo|da se u

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LA COMEDIA DE LOS TERRORES

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HINCHLEY & TRUMBULL
FUNERARIA

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Mi querida esposa,
como dice el viejo refrán,

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"¡En el vino está la verdad!"

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¡La insinceridad,
la marca de un borracho!

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Si pudiera o quisiera
por un instante...

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cerrar ese rimbombante
abismo de boca,

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se lo agradecería mucho.

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Las privac

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Traducere de:
* Andreea Paris *

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Din New York City...

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Comedy Central il prezinta pe...

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Stephen Lynch.

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Ei bine...

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Buna, baieti si fete.

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Numele meu este Stephen.

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Puteti sa spuneti toti:
"Buna, Stephen!"?

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"Buna, Stephen!"

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Foarte bine, sunteti
un public bun.

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At low tide it's different.
not what I imagined!

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Shit, I give up.
I forgot about the tide.

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To hell with what I imagined,

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the sea's always beautiful.

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It's something else. More desolate.
We'll need fewer extras.

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Shit. the extras!

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No. it's better! If I'd seen it
like this. I'd have known that.

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All we need are two shots.

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<i>Yahora, desde Nueva York...</i>

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<i>"El Show deJerry Langford"..</i>

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<i>con los invitados deJerry</i>

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<i>Tony Randall, Richard Dreyfuss...</i>

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<i>Rodney Dangerfiield...</i>

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<i>la Dra.Joyce Brothers,</i>
<i>Lou Brown y su orquesta...</i>

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y su servidor, Ed Herlihy.

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Y ahora, isaluden a Jerry!

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Gracias

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[Show Theme Plays]

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And now from New York...

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with Jerry's guests--
Tony Randall...

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Richard Dreyfuss,
Rodney Dangerfield...

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Dr.Joyce Brothers,
Lou Brown and the orchestra...

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and little ol' me--
Ed Herlihy.

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And now say hello toJerry!

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[Band Plays Jazzy Theme]

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[Audience Applauds]

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{500}{1300}Subtitrare facute de ChrisMcM.
{1400}{1700}Vizionare placuta.
{1917}{1972}-A cui a fost ideea asta?|-Nu stiu.
{1976}{2044}E distractiv. Nici macar nu vreau|sa merg in limuzina.
{2048}{2107}-O sa o agati.|-Nu, dar pluteste.
{2110}{2153}Abia astept show-ul.
{2156}{2232}Oh, va fi ful.
{2236}{2287}-Buna aruncare.|-A fost o aruncare foarte buna.
{2326}{2396}Poate arunca extraordinar.|Doar nu poate sa prinda nimic.
{2400}{2464}E un mare aruncator.
{2477}{2512}Vrei sa faci un show despre pescuit?
{2516}{2562}Tot la ce te gandesti sunt spectacolele de pescuit.
{2566}{2624}Le urasc. la fiecare aruncare|prind un peste.
{2628}{2722}Avem

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{1228}{1304}REGII COMEDIEl
{1362}{1477}Suntem în studiou cu Regii Comediei|Salutare, bãieþi cum vã merge?
{1532}{1573}�n primul rând vreau sã vã spun|bine aþi venit,
{1606}{1669}Avem niºte bilete pentru tine,|dar trebuie sã vi dupã ele
{1670}{1706}Aº putea sã vin dupã ele...
{1707}{1755}Cred cã nu ºti unde-i radioul ãsta.
{1770}{1825}Dacã pleci acum, poate ajungi|la spectacolul de Duminica
{1860}{1922}Toatã lumea vrea sã ºtie dacã|ne înþelegem bine
{1940}{1970}Dacã ne plãcem unii pe alþii.
{1972}{2033}Mã bucur cã am ajuns, a trebuit|sã facem plinul de douã ori
{2060}{2158}- Mã vorbiþi pe la spate?|- Nu, fra

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I

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I

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Out in the west Texas town
of El Paso

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I fell in love
with a Mexican girl

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From out of nowhere,
Felina has found me

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Kissing my cheek as
she kneels by my side

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Cradled by two loving arms
that I'll die for

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One little kiss
and Felina good-bye.

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All my friends
know the low rider

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{500}{1300} Subtitrare facute de ChrisMcM.|Corectata de Tigrutzu
{1917}{1972}-A cui a fost ideea asta?|-Nu stiu.
{1976}{2044}E distractiv. Nici macar nu vreau|sa merg in limuzina.
{2048}{2107}-O sa o agati.|-Nu, dar pluteste.
{2110}{2153}Abia astept show-ul.
{2156}{2232}Oh, va fi ful.
{2236}{2287}-Buna aruncare.|-A fost o aruncare foarte buna.
{2326}{2396}Poate arunca extraordinar.|Doar nu poate sa prinda nimic.
{2400}{2464}E un mare aruncator.
{2477}{2512}Vrei sa faci un show despre pescuit?
{2516}{2562}Tot la ce te gandesti sunt spectacolele de pescuit.
{2566}{2624}Le urasc. la fiecare aruncare|prind un peste.
{2628}{2722}Avem echipamen

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Work harder! Keep on!

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Cut!

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Wake up! Even extras are actors.

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We're not making a ghost film now.

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Though you guys
play the roles of pedestrians,

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but your roles still have life an soul.

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Especially we've chance to act with
the Kungfu actress Queen Cuckoo Tu...

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so we should grasp this chance.

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Act smartly

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At low tide it's different.
not what I imagined!

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Shit, I give up.
I forgot about the tide.

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To hell with what I imagined,

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the sea's always beautiful.

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It's something else. More desolate.
We'll need fewer extras.

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Shit. the extras!

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No. it's better! If I'd seen it
like this. I'd have known that.

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All we need are two shots.

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{1904}{2052}Poci?g ekspresowy do Bradley|odjedzie z peronu 3 o godzinie 19:55.
{4857}{4887}Przepraszam.
{4891}{4952}Jest jeszcze jedno miejsce?
{4956}{5023}Tak, tutaj.
{5114}{5208}Przepraszam, ?e przeszkadzam.
{7690}{7740}?mieszne karty.
{7744}{7826}Da si? nimi zagra? w pokera?
{7830}{7873}To karty tarota.
{7877}{8014}- Zna si? pan na tarocie?|- Nie, ale widzia?em ju? kiedy? takie karty.
{8018}{8106}Doktor Schreck.|Doktor metafizyki.
{8110}{8206}Nauki o pierwszych zasadach natury i poznania.
{8210}{8255}I g?upoty.
{8259}{8375}Schreck oznacza po niemiecku|strach czy co? takiego?
{8379}{8464}Najlepszym odpowiednikiem jest s?owo "zgroza".

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*RIPPED AND SUBTITLED BY *SANTOSH*

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Yo.

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I

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I

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Out in the west Texas town
of El Paso

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I fell in love
with a Mexican girl

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From out of nowhere,
Felina has found me

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Kissing my cheek as
she kneels by my side

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Cradled by two loving arms
that I'll die for

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One little kiss
and Felina good-bye.

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All my friends
know the low rider

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[1207][1249]Duchy, duszki, chochliki? Nie wierz? w nie.
[1250][1275]A pan, panie Fox?| - Nie prosz? pana.
[1276][1308] - Wygadywa? pan te wszystkie metafizyczne bzdury.
[1309][1341] - Nie mia?em na my?li duch?w, profesorze.
[1343][1365] - Nic nie istnieje opr?cz tego, czego mo?emy do?wiadczy?,
[1366][1418]czego mo?emy dotkn??,co mo?emy sprawdzi?, poczu?| lub jak?? inn? naukow? metod? udowodni?.
[1419][1444]Nie mo?emy bra? za pewnik zjawisk,| kt?re nie by?y sprawdzone jedn? z tych metod.
[1469][1499]Panie Snell, do letnich wakacji| zosta?o par? chwil,
[1500][1540]Doceni? bym to, gdyby zechcia? pan| poczeka? ze spaniem do ko?cowego dzwonka.
[1542][1555] - Przepraszam.
[1556][1613] -

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{100}{200}Traducerea si adaptarea:|Pocan Sergiu
{205}{300}Comentarii si sugestii:|sirgu_2000@yahoo.com
{1228}{1304}REGII COMEDIEI
{1362}{1477}Suntem in studiou cu Regii Comediei|Salutare, baieti cum va merge?
{1532}{1573}In primul rand vreau sa va spun|bine ati venit,
{1606}{1669}Avem niste bilete pentru tine, |dar trebuie sa vi dupa ele
{1669}{1707}As putea sa vin dupa ele...
{1707}{1755}Cred ca nu sti unde-i radioul asta.
{1770}{1825}Daca pleci acum, poate ajungi|la spectacolul de Duminica
{1860}{1922}Toata lumea vrea sa stie daca|ne intelegem bine
{1940}{1970}Daca ne placem unii pe altii.
{1972}{2033}Ma bucur ca am ajuns, a trebuit|sa

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<i>"Acest film nu reflectã evenimente reale.</i>

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<i>Orice asemãnare cu persoane
în viaþã sau decedate,</i>

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<i>este, cum se spune, întâmplãtoare."</i>

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Da.

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Nu.

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Poate. Nu ºtiu.

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Adu-mi hârtiile la barul de la
hotelul Meurice pânã la amiazã.

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Aºteaptã.

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Aºteaptã.

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{1228}{1304}REGII COMEDIEI
{1362}{1477}Suntem în studiou cu Regii Comediei|Salutare, bãieþi cum vã merge?
{1532}{1573}�n primul rând vreau sã vã spun|bine aþi venit,
{1606}{1669}Avem niºte bilete pentru tine,|dar trebuie sã vi dupã ele
{1670}{1706}Aº putea sã vin dupã ele...
{1707}{1755}Cred cã nu ºti unde-i radioul ãsta.
{1770}{1825}Dacã pleci acum, poate ajungi|la spectacolul de Duminica
{1860}{1922}Toatã lumea vrea sã ºtie dacã|ne înþelegem bine
{1940}{1970}Dacã ne plãcem unii pe alþii.
{1972}{2033}Mã bucur cã am ajuns, a trebuit|sã fa

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Legendas traduzidas e sincronizadas por:
Bruno Néri

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- De quem foi esta ideia?
- Não sei.

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Isto é divertido. Nem sequer
quero ir na limusina.

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- Vais estragar isso.
- Não, mas flutua.

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Estou ansioso com o espectáculo.

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Oh pá, está esgotado.

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- Bom lançamento.
- Foi um belo lançamento.

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Ele lança bem.
Mas não consegue apanhar n

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{361}{456}Work harder! Keep on!
{1928}{1959}Cut!
{1982}{2071}Wake up! Even extras are actors.
{2075}{2129}We're not making a ghost film now.
{2131}{2198}Though you guys|play the roles of pedestrians,
{2202}{2271}but your roles still have life an soul.
{2274}{2390}Especially we've chance to act with|the Kungfu actress Queen Cuckoo Tu...
{2393}{2440}so we should grasp this chance.
{2443}{2488}Act smartly, OK?
{2558}{2584}Action!
{2685}{2714}Cut!
{2756}{2810}- Who are you?|- I'm an actor.
{2814}{2845}Aunt Ha!
{2852}{2871}Yes.
{2873}{2899}- Who is this guy?|- An extra.
{2905}{2926}I'm an actor.
{2930}{2951}Are you mistaken?
{2954}{2995}H

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Komedi Merkezi
New York'tan sunar...

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Pablo Francisco

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Bu Cuma gecesinde
nasýlsýnýz bakalým?

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�yi gözüküyorsunuz.

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Arka plana da biraz alkýþ.

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�una bakýn, güzel deðil mi?

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Bu bir tekno kulübü.

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New York'ta her gece yaptýðýmýz
tekno parti faaliyetleri gibi.

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Buradaki tüm kulüpler þö

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{205}{345}{C:$FF0000}{Y:ui}TVQS (Tv Quality Subtitle)|www.titrari.com
{1228}{1304}REGII COMEDIEl
{1362}{1477}Suntem în studiou cu Regii Comediei|Salutare, bãieþi cum vã merge?
{1532}{1573}�n primul rând vreau sã vã spun|bine aþi venit,
{1606}{1669}Avem niºte bilete pentru tine,|dar trebuie sã vi dupã ele
{1670}{1706}Aº putea sã vin dupã ele...
{1707}{1755}Cred cã nu ºti unde-i radioul ãsta.
{1770}{1825}Dacã pleci acum, poate ajungi|la spectacolul de Duminica
{1860}{1922}Toatã lumea vrea sã ºtie dacã|ne înþelegem bine
{1940}{1970}Dacã ne plãcem unii pe alþii.
{1972}{2033}Mã bucur cã am ajuns, a trebuit|sã facem

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{1904}{2052}Poci?g ekspresowy do Bradley|odjedzie z peronu 3 o godzinie 19:55.
{4857}{4887}Przepraszam.
{4891}{4952}Jest jeszcze jedno miejsce?
{4956}{5023}Tak, tutaj.
{5114}{5208}Przepraszam, ?e przeszkadzam.
{7690}{7740}?mieszne karty.
{7744}{7826}Da si? nimi zagra? w pokera?
{7830}{7873}To karty tarota.
{7877}{8014}- Zna si? pan na tarocie?|- Nie, ale widzia?em ju? kiedy? takie karty.
{8018}{8106}Doktor Schreck.|Doktor metafizyki.
{8110}{8206}Nauki o pierwszych zasadach natury i poznania.
{8210}{8255}I g?upoty.
{8259}{8375}Schreck oznacza po niemiecku|strach czy co? takiego?
{8379}{8464}Najlepszym odpowiednikiem jest s?owo "zgroza".

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-Bu kimin fikriydi?
-Bilmiyorum

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Bu çok eðlenceli. Ben bile,
limuzine binmek istemiyorum.

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-Yapýþýp kalacaksýnýz.
-Hayýr, bu tüyüyor.

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Show'u iple çekiyorum.

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Oh, Adamým. Sattý bizi.

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-Rol daðýlýmý ekstra.
-Harbiden iyiydi.

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�yi rol daðýtýyor ama deðil mi?.
�yi rol daðýtýyor ama bir halt yakalayamýyor.

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�yi rol

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{1917}{1972}-Whose idea was this?|-I don't know.
{1976}{2044}This is fun. I don't even|want to go in the limo.
{2048}{2107}-You're gonna snag it up.|-No, but it floats.
{2110}{2153}I'm looking forward to that show.
{2156}{2232}Oh, man. It sold out.
{2236}{2287}-Good cast.|-That was a beautiful cast.
{2326}{2396}He can cast great.|He just can't catch anything.
{2400}{2464}He's a great caster.
{2477}{2512}Want to do a fishing show?
{2516}{2562}All you think about is fishing shows.
{2566}{2624}I hate those. Every cast,|they catch a fish.
{2628}{2722}We got 00 worth of gear here,|and we can't get the bugs to bite.
{2726}{2793}First time I

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-Bu kimin fikriydi?
-Bilmiyorum

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Bu çok eðlenceli. Ben bile,
limuzine binmek istemiyorum.

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-Yapýþýp kalacaksýnýz.
-Hayýr, bu tüyüyor.

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Show'u iple çekiyorum.

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Oh, Adamým. Sattý bizi.

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-Rol daðýlýmý ekstra.
-Harbiden iyiydi.

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�yi rol daðýtýyor ama deðil mi?.
�yi rol daðýtýyor ama bir halt yakalayamýyor.

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�yi rol

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Deniz çekilmiþ. Durum farklý,
düþündüðüm gibi deðil.

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Ah kahretsin,
gelgit'i unutmuþtum.

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Ne beklediðim umurumda deðil,

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Deniz yine de güzel.

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Tek farký daha ýssýz olacak,
figüran azalacak.

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Kahretsin! Figüranlar...

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Böylesi daha iyi!
�nceden görseydim daha iyi derdim.

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Sadece iki çekim.

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00:00:43:Seks jest komedi?
00:01:00:Teraz jest odp?yw i to jest|co? innego, ni? my?la?am.
00:01:04:Przepraszam, zapomnia?em o odp?ywie.
00:01:07:Wszystko jedno, morze jest zawsze pi?kne.
00:01:10:Chc? powiedzie? co? innego.
00:01:12:Tutaj nie b?dzie ludzi i|zabraknie nam statyst?w.
00:01:16:Cholera, staty?ci.
00:01:18:Nie, tak nawet lepiej. Teraz widz?.
00:01:22:Tylko dwa plany.
00:01:24:Widzisz , jak daleko do morza?
00:01:26:M?wi? sobie, ?e wszystko jest za|dobrze, ?eby nie mie? problem?w.
00:03:18:Jak si? macie? Czy nie jest ci zimno?
00:03:21:Dobrze.
00:03:22:Nic nie dobrze. Ona ju? ma niebieskie wargi.
00:03:25:Jednak aktorzy nie powinni znajdowa? si?|tutaj. Jeszcze nic ni

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{1}{1}23.976
{246}{286}(applause)
{289}{384}(man) Thank you, thank you.|Oh, ifyou overate too much tonight,...
{387}{477}..l got a great song that the paisans|would understand. lt's ''Agita''.
{480}{524}Uno, two!
{527}{641}% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
{644}{733}% When l eat,|he gets a treat like a canzone
{736}{821}% he enjoys every meal,|every bite that l steal
{824}{907}% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
{1002}{1089}% Some people like their pizza,|some people like suffrite
{1092}{1175}% And others like hot pepper|on everything they eat
{1178}{1266}% You hunger with a vuole|to taste that bacala
{1269}{1349}% Then all at once you thin

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00:00:00:movie info: DIV3 512x384 23.976fps 350.5 MB|/SubEdit b.3890 (http://alfa.icis.pcz.czest.pl/~subedit)/
00:00:02:/Dziennik kapita?ski,|/data gwiezdna 44631.2
00:00:06:/Wkraczamy w nie naniesiony na mapy|/uk?ad gwiazd podw?jnych,
00:00:09:/w kt?rym zlokalizowali?my USS Brittain.
00:00:13:/Zaginiony statek badawczy|/nie dotar? do celu podr??y.
00:00:16:/Nie ma od niego ?adnych wiadomo?ci,
00:00:18:/odk?d 29 dni temu,|/nada? sygna? wzywaj?cy pomocy.
00:00:21:/Na ekran.|/Powi?kszenie.
00:00:24:/- To Brittain.|- Statek jest w doskona?ym stanie.
00:00:29:Silniki?
00:00:30:Wszystkie systemy nap?dowe s? wy??czone.|Statek dryfuje.
00:00:34:- Czy na pok?adzie jest ?ycie?|- Nie wiem.

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A Wizzu Production
Studio 4c

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presents

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<i>� ïîñëåäíåå âðåìÿ ÿ ÷àñòî âñïîìèíàþ åãî.<i>

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�î, ÷òî òû âèäåëà ó çàìêà òîé âåòðåíîé íî÷üþ...

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...è òî, ÷òî òû âèäåëà íà ìîñòó ïðîøëîé íî÷üþ...

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...êàê ÿ óëûáàëñÿ.

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�èêîãäà íèêîìó íå ãîâîðè îá ýòîì.

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00:02:01:Duchy, duszki, chochliki? Nie wierz? w nie.
00:02:05:A pan, panie Fox?| - Nie prosz? pana.
00:02:08: - Wygadywa? pan te wszystkie metafizyczne bzdury.
00:02:12: - Nie mia?em na my?li duch?w, profesorze.
00:02:15: - Nic nie istnieje opr?cz tego, czego mo?emy do?wiadczy?,
00:02:17:czego mo?emy dotkn??,co mo?emy sprawdzi?, poczu?| lub jak?? inn? naukow? metod? udowodni?.
00:02:22:Nie mo?emy bra? za pewnik zjawisk,| kt?re nie by?y sprawdzone jedn? z tych metod.
00:02:27:Panie Snell, do letnich wakacji| zosta?o par? chwil,
00:02:29:Doceni? bym to, gdyby zechcia? pan| poczeka? ze spaniem do ko?cowego dzwonka.
00:02:34: - Przepraszam.
00:02:35: - Wi?c wed?ug pana, rozwa?ania| na

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00:00:46:Dzi?kuj? Nowy Jorku!
00:00:54:Co u was s?ycha??
00:00:56:?wietnie jest zn?w by? w Nowym Jorku.
00:00:59:T?skni?em za nim.|Moje rodzinne miasto. Uwielbiam je.
00:01:02:Najlepsz? rzecz? tutaj jest pizza.|W Nowym Jorku robi? najlepsz? pizz? na ?wiecie.
00:01:10:Jad?em j? nawet dzisiaj.
00:01:12:Ale wiecie co jest do bani?|Musz? si? ni? dzieli? z innymi.
00:01:16:Za du?o stresu, kiedy wszyscy jemy jedn? pizz?.
00:01:19:Zw?aszcza jak robi si? coraz mniej kawa?k?w.
00:01:22:Rozgl?dasz si? po pokoju,|zaczynasz przelicza?.
00:01:28:No dobra, on zjad? ju? 2 kawa?ki.
00:01:31:Ju? mu si? wi?cej nie nale?y.
00:01:34:A ona co do cholery robi?|Co to ma by??
00:01:37:Ko?czy po przek?t

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00:00:33:Dzi?ki.
00:00:36:Mi?o tu by?.|W klubie i w og?le...
00:00:41:Przesta?cie gapi? si? na m?j nos.
00:00:44:Wygl?da jak ?okie? przyczepiony do twarzy.
00:00:48:Chryste, jestem brzydki.
00:00:52:Zauwa?y?em, ?e budz? si? rano, patrz? w lustro i my?l?:|Kuuuurwa....
00:01:02:Bior? linijk? i mierz? tego skurwiela.
00:01:07:Nagle mam wysokie czo?o.
00:01:11:Powinienem chodzi? robi?c tak, ?eby ludzie nie zauwa?yli
00:01:18:Wcale nie ?ysiej?,|jestem po prostu prawdziwym optymist?.
00:01:27:Starzej? si?... nie mog? tego powstrzyma?.|Co za beznadziejne ?ycie.
00:01:33:Trac? w?osy na g?owie,|za to przybywa mi ich nad ty?kiem.
00:01:40:Co to ma by? za wymiana?
00:01:44:Czy te w?osy b?d

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And now from New York...

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with Jerry's guests--
Tony Randall...

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Richard Dreyfuss,
Rodney Dangerfield...

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Dr. Joyce Brothers,
Lou Brown and the orchestra...

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and little ol' me--
Ed Herlihy.

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And now say hello to Jerry!

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- Whoo!
- Whoo!

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A Wizzu Production
Studio 4c

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presents

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<i>� ïîñëåäíåå âðåìÿ ÿ ÷àñòî âñïîìèíàþ åãî.<i>

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�î, ÷òî òû âèäåëà ó çàìêà òîé âåòðåíîé íî÷üþ...

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...è òî, ÷òî òû âèäåëà íà ìîñòó ïðîøëîé íî÷üþ...

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...êàê ÿ óëûáàëñÿ.

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�èêîãäà íèêîìó íå ãîâîðè îá ýòîì.

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00:00:00:Ten program zawiera dziwaczne pokazy Niesamowitego Jonathana.|Nie wykonuj ich sam ani na innych osobach.
00:00:03:Niesamowity Jonathan jest zwariowany,|ale jest te? prawdziwym profesjonalist?.
00:00:37:Dzi?kuj? bardzo.
00:00:39:Chcia?bym rozpocz?? od klasycznej sztuczki,|nazywa si? "Tajemnica z??czonych chi?skich obr?czy".
00:00:45:Jak widzicie, by?y od razu z??czone.|To nam zaoszcz?dzi mn?stwo czasu.
00:00:57:To mog?oby by? przera?liwie nudne, zapewniam.
00:01:01:Do??czy do mnie nasz go?? specjalny.
00:01:04:Ta dziewczyna, kt?r? wam przedstawi?...
00:01:06:Nie b?d? was oszukiwa?. Pozna?em j?|jak wyst?powa?a w klubie striptizowym w Nowym Jorku.
00:01:13:By?em pod takim wra?