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- Jackie.Chan.Mr.Nice.Guy.SWESUB.DVDRip.Xv iD-bullshit.sub
1 file(s), added on: 2010-09-29
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{443}{487}lt's time for|What's Cooking Tonight?
{488}{558}Here are your hosts,|Melbourne's greatest chefs...
{558}{625}Baggio and Jackie!
{626}{684}Thank you.
{685}{746}Tonight, we combine|the culinary arts...
{747}{795}of the East and West.
{830}{894}Easy there, Jackie.
{895}{944}First, knead the dough.
{979}{1087}lt's like giving your true love|a sensuous massage.
{1088}{1173}Then stretch and twist|the dough.
{1271}{1384}Ladies, later, Jackie will do|the same to your hair.
{1459}{1578}Now pull the dough|into fine spaghetti noodles.
{1579}{1710}The alchemist works his magic,|and before your eyes...
{1711}{1819}a lump of dough transforms
- Gorgeous.Jackie.Chan.SWESUB.DVDRip.XviD- bullshit.CD01.srt
- Gorgeous.Jackie.Chan.SWESUB.DVDRip.XviD- bullshit.CD02.srt
2 file(s), added on: 2010-12-16
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Locuim în Insula Fortune
Shell, din Taiwan.
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Acum o suta de ani, aici nu era nici TV
nici baruri nici Karaoke.
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Era doar un satuc de pescari
unde trãia si o familie tânarã.
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Se iubeau atât de mult încât
nu puteau trãi unul fãrã celalalt.
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Intr-o zi, pe când barbatul era la pescuit
o furtuna i-a rãsturnat barca.
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Femeia a vazut, si a strigat "Bu",
care în dialectul Mandarin înseamna "Nu".
1 file(s), added on: 2010-06-16
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Je m'appelle Penn Jillette,
et c'est mon partenaire, Teller,
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Ce soir, nous appelons...
(tentative de français)
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Ouais, c'est la saison 7 et on va
s'en prendre aux tarés xénophobes.
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Après tout, on a tout fait : de
l'astrologie à la crypto-zoologie !
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Merde, on a fait un épisode entier
sur les cheveux et on... quoi ?
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Si, on a fait l'astrologie, c'était
pendant la première saison,
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- Penn.and.Teller.Bullshit.S08E01.HDTV.Xvi D-SYS.srt
1 file(s), added on: 2010-12-23
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Olá, eu sou Penn Jillette
e esse é o meu parceiro Teller.
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O ensino médio pode ser
um época perigosa...
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e esportes no ensino médio são
certamente perigosos.
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Pense nisso: adolescentes se chocando
em alta velocidade e contra o chão.
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Você não deveria sequer considerar
fazer isso sem...
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proteção para os cotovelos e braços.
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Ou sem almofadas para os quadris
e pr
- Penn.Teller.Bullshit.S08E09.HDTV.FQM.en. srt
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Hi, I'm Penn Jillette,
and this is my partner, Teller.
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Man, our self-esteem is in
the clouds. We feel great!
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We're into our eighth season
of "Bullshit!"
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and our ratings have
gone up every damn year.
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We won a Writer's Guild Award,
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gotten over a dozen
Emmy nominations,
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and best of all,
we're on Showtime!
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It's a great network
with l
- Penn & Teller Bullshit - The Bible.srt
1 file(s), added on: 2011-02-01
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Mi smo Penn i Teller, a
vecerašnje "Sranje" je interaktivno.
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Receno nam je da 4/5 Americkih domova
...ima Bibliju.
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Tako da su velike Å¡anse da vec imate jednu.
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Pa odite po nju.
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Stvarno, bez Å¡ale.
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Idite po svoju prokletu Bibliju!
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Ako ne budete citali uporedo sa nama veceras,
mislit cete da izmišljamo ova sranja.
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Pa idite po nju, ja
- Penn.and.Teller.Bullshit.S08E01.HDTV.Xvi D-SYS.srt
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Hi, I'm Penn Jilette
and this is my partner, Teller.
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High school
can be a dangerous time,
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and high school sports
are certainly dangerous.
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Think about it: Teenagers slamming
at full speed against each other,
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and against the ground...
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You wouldn't even consider
to do that without
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protection for
their elbows and arms.
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Or without hip
- Penn.and.Teller.Bullshit.S08E08.HDTV.Xvi D-SYS.srt
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"Old People"
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Ah, the golden years.
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They should be the best time
of our lives,
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and maybe they will be if we can just
get our tired old asses to Japan.
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But here in America, we've turned
our old people into a national joke,
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mocking them
for the way they drive...
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Old people, when they drive,
they kinda aren't all there.
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The way they sm
- Penn.Teller.Bullshit.S06E08.DVDRip.FFNDV D.en.srt
1 file(s), added on: 2010-09-30
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Hi, I'm Penn, and this
is my partner Teller.
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Tonight on "Bullshit",
we'll take a look
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at the dangers
we kids face.
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Penn? Teller?
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What the hell are
you two doing?
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You better not be
hosting some strange show
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for a bunch of strangers.
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We don't know
these people.
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Who are these people?
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- Penn.and.Teller.Bullshit.S08E05.HDTV.Xvi D-aAF.srt
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I'm Penn Jillette.
Anyone out there need a job?
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It's season eight,
and every year,
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Teller works as
our naked body prep boy.
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He has to check out
every inch of
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every naked body...
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rubs them down with oil,
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and checks the nipples
are good and hard,
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all that sort of thing.
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We start about noon, and th
- Penn.and.Teller.Bullshit.S08E06.HDTV.Xvi D-aAF.srt
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Come on, tell me.
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You can trust me.
Come on!
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I know what's in
all the other boxes.
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It says right here:
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Box 50, cockroaches.
Box 52, fake raccoons.
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Box 51 is not even
on your fucking list!
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I'm Penn Jillette, and
that asshole is my partner Teller.
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He's had something in that box
for as long as I've known him.
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- Penn.and.Teller.Bullshit.S08E02.HDTV.Xvi D-SYS.srt
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Hi, I'm Penn Jilette,
and this is my partner, Teller.
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When you do a show like this,
sometimes people get mad.
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And rather than
arguing rationally,
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they sometimes make ridiculous,
impossible accusations.
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We were debunking
conspiracy theory.
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We get accused
of being CIA agents
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on the payroll of the Zionists.
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They had proof.
It's on t
- Penn.and.Teller.Bullshit.S08E10.HDTV.Xvi D-SYS.srt
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Oi, Eu sou Penn,
e esse é meu parceiro Teller.
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Você talvez tenha ouvido que
vacinação causa autismo
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em 1 a cada 110 crianças.
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Foda-se isso.
Bobagem completa.
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Ele não causa.
Mas vamos imaginar que causa.
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Vamos comparar
2 grupos de crianças.
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O grupo de Teller
não é vacinado.
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O meu grupo sim.
Eu usarei esse acrÃlico
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- Good.Guys.Wear.Black.SWESUB.DVDRip.XviD- bullshit.srt
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Prevod i obrada Ãudak:
cudak31177@gmail.com
www.titlovi.com
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<i>Pregovori o miru u Vijetnamu</i>
<i>nastavljaju se danas ovde u Parizu...</i>
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<i>...dok borba za osloboaðanje
ratnih zarobljenika i dalje traje.</i>
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<i>U Americi, raste naklonost</i>
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<i>...ka potpunom osloboðenju ratnih</i>
<i>zatvorenika i "nestalih u akciji"...</i>
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<i>...kao i nestale u akciji, pre bilo</i>
<i>kakvog potpisanog sporazum
- Penn.and.Teller.Bullshit.S08E05.HDTV.Xvi D-aAF.srt
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Penn Jillette vagyok.
Szüksége van valakinek munkára?
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Ez a nyolcadik évad,
és minden évben,
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Teller a meztelen
test elõkészÃtõnk.
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Minden egyes centiméterét
meg kell vizsgálnia
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minden meztelen testen...
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bekeni õket testápolóval,
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és leellenzõrzi a mellbimbókat
hogy jók és kemények,
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és minden ilyesmit.
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- Penn.and.Teller.Bullshit.S08E07.HDTV.Xvi D-SYS.srt
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You're not gonna talk,
are ya?
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Well, fuck that. You don't talk,
you listen. You listen carefully.
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I'm gonna fucking
get you.
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I know you did it, and I don't care
the DNA doesn't match.
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I got this gut in police work,
and this gut is never wrong.
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Just that smug smirk is all
the evidence I'll ever need,
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you tight-lipped weasel.
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I'm go
- Penn & Teller Bullshit! 8x05 Easy Money.srt
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"Estamos contratando"
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Soy Penn Jillette.
¿Alguien necesita un trabajo?
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Es la octava temporada, y cada año,
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Teller trabaja como preparador de cuerpos desnudos.
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Tiene que echar un vistazo a
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cada pulgada de cada cuerpo desnudo...
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frotarlos de arriba a abajo con aceite,
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y revisar que los pezones estén bien
y erectos,
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- penn.and.teller.bullshit.s01e01.dvdrip.x vid-fqm.Swe.srt
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Harry, kan du tro det? Samma skitsnack
som du så grundligt avslöjade -
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- för nästan hundra år sedan, fortsätter.
Det har till och med ett uppsving.
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Ser ni? Alla kan prata med de döda.
Att få ett svar är det svåra.
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Skitsnack!
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Penn & Teller:
Skitsnack!
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Jag är Penn, här är min partner Teller,
och det här är Skitsnack!
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Det är namnet på programmet. Vi ska jaga
fram så många skitsnackare som vi kan.
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- Penn.and.Teller.Bullshit.S08E07.HDTV.Xvi D-SYS.srt
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Você não vai falar, né?
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Bem, então tá. Você não fala,
então ouve. Ouça com cuidado.
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Eu vou pegar você.
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Eu que você fez isso e eu não me importo
se o DNA não é compatÃvel.
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Eu tenho esse instinto no trabalho
policial e esse instinto nunca erra.
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Só esse sorriso afetado e convencido
é toda evidência que eu precisarei...
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seu safado de boca-fechada.
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- Flaskfarmen.SWEDISH.TVRip.XviD-bullshit. srt
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...jag låg och sov...
och vad såg jag när jag vaknade?
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- En häst!
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Kan du tänka dig att vakna
fyllesjuk och jävlig...
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...och så glor du rätt upp
i trynet på en häst.
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Har du ett par kronor över?
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Du har även tior.
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Vad får du för tio kronor med dagens
inflation? Ingenting.
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Det är kristider...
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