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{301}{420}I deliver perfection...|and don't brag about it! :D
{925}{1001}Well, Mrs Miggins, at last we can return to sanity.
{1007}{1124}The hustings are over, the bunting is down,|the mad hysteria is at an end.
{1130}{1209}After the chaos of a general election,|we can return to normal.
{1215}{1284}Has there been a general election, Mr Blackadder?
{1290}{1370}- Indeed there has, Mrs Miggins.|- Well, I never heard about it.
{1376}{1443}- Of course not - you're not eligible to vote.|- Why not?
{1449}{1539}Because virtually no one is: Women, peasants,
{1545}{1649}chimpanzees, lunatics, Lords...
{1655}{1795}- That's not true, Lord Nelson's got a vote.|- He's got a "boat", Baldrick.
{1801}{1920}Marvellous thing, democracy. Look at Manchester:|Population, sixty thousand; electoral roll, three.
{1926}{2096}Well, I may have a brain the size of a sultana,|but it hardly seems fair to me.
{2102}{2205}Of course it's not fair and a damn good thing too.|Give the like of Baldrick the vote
{2211}{2327}and we'll be back to cavorting druids,|death by stoning, and dung for dinner.
{2333}{2403}I'm having dung for dinner tonight.
{2409}{2529}- Who are they electing at these elections?|- The same old shower.
{2535}{2646}Fat Tory landowners who get made MPs|when they reach a certain weight,
{2652}{2790}raving revolutionaries who think that because they|do a day's work they have the right to get paid.
{2796}{2871}Basically, it's a right old mess.|Toffs at the top, plebs at the bottom,
{2877}{2952}and me in the middle making a fat pile of cash|out of both of them.
{2958}{3055}You'd better watch out, Mr Blackadder,|things are bound to change.
{3061}{3121}Not while Pitt the Elder's Prime Minister.
{3127}{3250}He's about as effective as a catflap|in an elephant house.
{3256}{3372}As long as his feet are warm and he gets a nice|cup of tea in the sun before

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Het gezond verstand is
weergekeerd, Mrs. Miggins.

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De verkiezingscampagne is voorbij
en de waanzin is ten einde gekomen.

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Na de verkiezingschaos
wordt alles weer normaal.

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Is er een verkiezing geweest ?

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Inderdaad, Mrs. Miggins.
- Niets van gemerkt.

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U hebt ook geen kiesrecht.
- Waarom niet ?

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Bijna niemand heeft kiesrecht:
vrouwen, boeren...

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chimpansees, gekken, lords...

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Lord Nelson heeft wel kiesrecht.
- Die houdt een roer recht, Baldrick.

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Mooi, die democratie. Manchester
heeft 60.000 inwoners en 3 kiezers.

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Ik heb misschien een breintje van
niks, maar dat lijkt me niet eerlijk.

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En dat is maar goed ook.
Stel je voor dat Baldrick mocht kiezen.

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Dan werd er straks weer gestenigd
en kregen we bij het diner weer mest.

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Ik krijg straks mest te eten.

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Wie kiezen ze bij die verkiezingen ?
- Altijd weer dezelfden.

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Landeigenaren die MP worden
als ze een bepaald gewicht bereiken.

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Oproerkraaiers die vinden dat ze
betaald moeten worden voor hun werk.

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Blaaskaken boven en
plebejers onderaan.

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En ik zit in het midden
en verdien aan alle twee.

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Past u maar op, de tijden zullen
vast en zeker veranderen.

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Zolang Pitt sr. premier is niet.

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{904}{991}Oh, Blackadder! Blackadder!
{997}{1057}- Your Highness.|- What time is it?
{1063}{1185}- Three o'clock in the afternoon, Your Highness.|- Thank God for that, I thought I'd overslept.
{1191}{1279}- I trust you had a pleasant evening, sir?|- Well, no, actually.
{1285}{1341}The most extraordinary thing happened.
{1347}{1435}Last night I was having a bit of a snack|at the Naughty Hellfire Club,
{1441}{1544}and some fellow said|that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
{1550}{1610}- An absurd suggestion, sir.|- You're right, it is absurd.
{1616}{1701}Unless, of course,|it was a particularly stupid donkey.
{1741}{1799}If only I'd thought of saying that.
{1805}{1887}It is so often the way, sir,|too late one thinks of what one should have said.
{1893}{2013}Sir Thomas More, for instance, burned alive|for refusing to recant his Catholicism,
{2019}{2145}must have been kicking himself, as the flames|licked higher, that it never occurred to him to say,
{2151}{2219}"I recant my Catholicism."
{2225}{2333}Only the other day,|Prime Minister Pitt called me an idle scrounger,
{2339}{2434}and it wasn't until ages later that I thought|how clever it would've been to have said,
{2440}{2506}"Oh, bugger off, you old fart!"
{2512}{2596}I need to improve my mind, Blackadder.|I want people to say,
{2602}{2709}"That George, why, he's as clever as a stick|in a bucket of pig swill."
{2715}{2791}And how do you suggest this miracle|is to be achieved, Your Highness?
{2797}{2903}Easy, I shall become best friends|with the cleverest man in England.
{2909}{3060}That renowned brainbox, Dr Samuel Johnson,|has asked me to be patron of his new book.
{3066}{3141}Would this be the long awaited dictionary, sir?
{3147}{3221}Who cares about the title as long as|there's plenty of juicy murders in it.
{3227}{3287}- I hear it's a masterpiece.|- No, sir, it is not.
{3293}{3434}It's the mo

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{1006}{1074}You look smart, Mr Blackadder.|Going somewhere nice?
{1080}{1171}- No, I'm off to the theatre.|- Don't you like it, then?
{1177}{1336}No, I don't! A lot of stupid actors strutting around|shouting, with their chests thrust out so far,
{1342}{1433}you'd think their nipples were attached|to a pair of charging elephants!
{1439}{1535}And the worst thing about it|is having to go with Prince Mini-Brain!
{1541}{1590}- Doesn't he like it, either?|- He loves it.
{1596}{1657}The problem is|that he doesn't realise it's made up.
{1663}{1764}Last year, when Brutus was about|to kill Julius Caesar, the Prince yelled out,
{1770}{1834}"Look behind you, Mr Caesar!"
{1840}{1982}I can't see the point in the theatre. All that sex|and violence - I get enough of that at home.
{1988}{2066}Except for the sex, of course.
{2072}{2225}I want you to give this palace a good clean. It's|so dirty, it'd be unacceptable to a dung-beetle
{2231}{2335}that had lost interest in its career|and really let itself go.
{2341}{2397}(GEORGE): Come on, Blackadder,|or we'll miss the first act!
{2403}{2485}Coming, sir, as fast as I can!
{2491}{2555}Stick the kettle on, Baldrick.
{2561}{2728}Now, sir, give I this advice to thee:|Never, never, never trust thine enemy.
{2734}{2764}Agh!
{2770}{2856}Aaaaaagh!
{2980}{3036}(MALE VOICE 1): Thy life is forfeit, sir...|(MALE VOICE 2): Aaagh...
{3123}{3277}Thy life is forfeit, sir, and at an end,|like our poor play.
{3283}{3359}We hope it pleased you, friends.
{3365}{3480}Certainly not, you murdering rotter!|Guards, arrest that man!
{3486}{3601}- Your Highness, it's only a play.|- What about the poor fellow who's dead?
{3607}{3725}Saying "it's only a play" will not feed and clothe|the little ones he leaves behind. Call the militia!
{3731}{3825}Sir, he's not dead.|See, he stands, awaiting your applause.
{3831}{3915}Oh, I say, that's very clever.|He reall

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Bom, Sra Miggins, finalmente voltamos ? sanidade.

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Acabaram-se os palanques, as bandeirinhas
e a histeria colectiva.

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Depois do caos de umas elei??es,
podemos voltar ao habitual.

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Houve elei??es, Sr Blackadder?

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- Sem d?vida que houve, Sra Miggins.
- Bom, n?o ouvi falar em nada.

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- Obviamente que n?o - a Sra n?o pode votar.
- Porque n?o?

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Porque praticamente ningu?m pode: mulheres, camponeses,

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chimpanz?s, lun?ticos, Lordes...

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- N?o ? verdade, o Lord Nelson votou.
- Ele recebeu um barco, Baldrick.

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Que coisa maravilhosa, a democracia. Reparem em Manchester:
popula??o, sessenta mil; c?rculo eleitoral, tr?s.

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Eu posso ter o c?rebro do tamanho de uma uva,
mas isso n?o me parece justo.

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Claro que n?o ? justo, mas tamb?m ? ?ptimo.
D?em o direito de voto ao Baldrick e similares

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e logo voltamos ao tempo dos druidas,
morte por apedrejamento e estrume ao jantar.

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Hoje vou jantar estrume.

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- Quem v?o eleger nestas elei??es?
- A cangalhada do costume.

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Latifundi?rios gordos que chegam a deputados
quando atingem um certo peso,

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revolucion?rios irados que pensam que ao fim
de um dia de trabalho t?m direito a ser pagos.

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Basicamente, ? uma bagun?a velha, mas correcta.
Aristocracia no topo, plebe no fundo,

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e eu no meio

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{1006}{1074}You look smart, Mr Blackadder.|Going somewhere nice?
{1080}{1171}- No, I'm off to the theatre.|- Don't you like it, then?
{1177}{1336}No, I don't! A lot of stupid actors strutting around|shouting, with their chests thrust out so far,
{1342}{1433}you'd think their nipples were attached|to a pair of charging elephants!
{1439}{1535}And the worst thing about it|is having to go with Prince Mini-Brain!
{1541}{1590}- Doesn't he like it, either?|- He loves it.
{1596}{1657}The problem is|that he doesn't realise it's made up.
{1663}{1764}Last year, when Brutus was about|to kill Julius Caesar, the Prince yelled out,
{1770}{1834}"Look behind you, Mr Caesar!"
{1840}{1982}I can't see the point in the theatre. All that sex|and violence - I get enough of that at home.
{1988}{2066}Except for the sex, of course.
{2072}{2225}I want you to give this palace a good clean. It's|so dirty, it'd be unacceptable to a dung-beetle
{2231}{2335}that had lost interest in its career|and really let itself go.
{2341}{2397}(GEORGE): Come on, Blackadder,|or we'll miss the first act!
{2403}{2485}Coming, sir, as fast as I can!
{2491}{2555}Stick the kettle on, Baldrick.
{2561}{2728}Now, sir, give I this advice to thee:|Never, never, never trust thine enemy.
{2734}{2764}Agh!
{2770}{2856}Aaaaaagh!
{2980}{3036}(MALE VOICE 1): Thy life is forfeit, sir...|(MALE VOICE 2): Aaagh...
{3123}{3277}Thy life is forfeit, sir, and at an end,|like our poor play.
{3283}{3359}We hope it pleased you, friends.
{3365}{3480}Certainly not, you murdering rotter!|Guards, arrest that man!
{3486}{3601}- Your Highness, it's only a play.|- What about the poor fellow who's dead?
{3607}{3725}Saying "it's only a play" will not feed and clothe|the little ones he leaves behind. Call the militia!
{3731}{3825}Sir, he's not dead.|See, he stands, awaiting your applause.
{3831}{3915}Oh, I say, that's very clever.|He reall

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{925}{1001}Well, Mrs Miggins, at last we can return to sanity.
{1007}{1124}The hustings are over, the bunting is down,|the mad hysteria is at an end.
{1130}{1209}After the chaos of a general election,|we can return to normal.
{1215}{1284}Has there been a general election, Mr Blackadder?
{1290}{1370}- Indeed there has, Mrs Miggins.|- Well, I never heard about it.
{1376}{1443}- Of course not - you're not eligible to vote.|- Why not?
{1449}{1539}Because virtually no one is: women, peasants,
{1545}{1649}chimpanzees, lunatics, Lords...
{1655}{1795}- That's not true, Lord Nelson's got a vote.|- He's got a bost, Baldrick.
{1801}{1920}Marvellous thing, democracy. Look at Manchester:|population, sixty thousand; electoral roll, three.
{1926}{2096}Well, I may have a brain the size of a sultana,|but it hardly seems fair to me.
{2102}{2205}Of course it's not fair and a damn good thing too.|Give the like of Baldrick the vote
{2211}{2327}and we'll be back to cavorting druids,|death by stoning, and dung for dinner.
{2333}{2403}I'm having dung for dinner tonight.
{2409}{2529}- Who are they electing at these elections?|- The same old shower.
{2535}{2646}Fat Tory landowners who get made MPs|when they reach a certain weight,
{2652}{2790}raving revolutionaries who think that because they|do a day's work they have the right to get paid.
{2796}{2871}Basically, it's a right old mess.|Toffs at the top, plebs at the bottom,
{2877}{2952}and me in the middle making a fat pile of cash|out of both of them.
{2958}{3055}You'd better watch out, Mr Blackadder,|things are bound to change.
{3061}{3121}Not while Pitt the Elder's Prime Minister.
{3127}{3212}He's about as effective as a catflap|in an elephant house.
{3256}{3372}As long as his feet are warm and he gets a nice|cup of tea in the sun before his morning nap,
{3378}{3476}he doesn't bother anyone|until his potty needs emptying.
{3482}{3519}(MR SPEAKER):|Honourable members of the

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{1114}{1205}Pa, gospoðo Migins, |najzad se možemo vratiti razumu.
{1212}{1352}Govorancije su gotove, zastave su spuštene,|luda histerija jenjava
{1359}{1454}Posle haosa opštih izbora,|možemo se vratiti normali.
{1461}{1544}Zar su bili opšti izbori, gosn Crna Gujo?
{1551}{1647}- Bili su zaista, gospoðo Migins.|- Pa, nikad nisam èula za njih.
{1654}{1734}- Naravno da niste - nemate pravo glasa.|- Zašto ne?
{1742}{1850}Zato što praktièno nema niko: žene, seljaci,
{1857}{1981}Å¡impanze, ludaci, lordovi...
{1989}{2156}- Nije istina, Lord Nelson je glasao.|- Glasao je æorak, Boldrièe.
{2164}{2306}Divna stvar ta demokratija. Vidi Manèester:|populacija, šesto hiljada; izborno telo, troje.
{2313}{2517}Pa, možda imam mozak sultanije,|ali mi to teško izgleda pravedno.
{2524}{2648}Naravno da nije fer i to je odlièna stvar.|Kad bi Boldrik glasao
{2655}{2794}svi bismo uzdizali druide,|umirali od kamenovanja, i balegu za veèeru.
{2801}{2885}Imam balegu za veèeru.
{2892}{3036}- Koga biraju na tim izborima?|- Iste stare drtine.
{3044}{3177}Debele Torijevske veleposednike koji postanu|ministri svaki put kad dostignu odreðenu težinu,
{3184}{3349}pobesnele revolucionare koji misle da to Å¡to rade po ceo dan treba da bude placeno.
{3356}{3446}U osnovi, ista frka.|Bogataši gore, plebs dole,
{3453}{3543}i ja u sredini praveæi veliku|gomilu novca od oboje.
{3551}{3667}Bolje se pripazite, gosn Crna Gujo, stvari se mogu promeniti.
{3674}{3746}Ne dok je Pit Premijer Gornjeg doma.
{3753}{3855}Efikasan je koliko i|muvalica u kuæi slonova.
{3908}{4047}Doklegod su mu stopala topla i dok|dobija dobru šolju èaja pre jutarnje dremke,
{4054}{4172}neæe uznemiravati nikoga|doklegod se ne napuni njegova noša.
{4179}{4223}Poštovani èlanovi Donjeg doma,
{4230}{4385}Zovem novog premijera velike Britanije|gospodina Vilijema Pita, mlaðeg.
{4427}{4543}Gospodine govornièe, èlanovi Doma,|biæu kratak,
{4550}{4743}pošto sam prilièno

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BLACKADDER

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Dish and Dishonesty
(SKleda in nepo?tenost)

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Pa, gospa Miggins, kon?no se
spet lahko vrnemo k normalnemu.

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Politi?ne kampanje so kon?ane, zastave
so spu??ene, nora histerija je kon?ana.

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Po kaosu splo?nih volitev
se lahko vrnemo k normalnemu.

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Ali so bile splo?ne volitve, g.Blackadder?

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- Zares so bile, gospa Miggins.
- Pa, nikoli nisem sli?ala zanje.

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- Seveda ne - vi nimate pravice glasovati.
- Zakaj ne?

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Zato ker je prakti?no nima nih?e:
?enske, kmeti,

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?impanzi, norci, lordi...

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- To ni res, Lord Nelson lahko glasuje.
- On lahko "pluje", Baldrick.

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?udovita stvar, demokracija. Poglej Manchester:
populacija, 60 tiso?; elektorski glasovi, trije.

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Pa, morda imam mo?gane velike kot rozina,
vendar se mi to ne zdi po?teno.

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Seveda ni po?teno in to je odli?na stvar.
Daj pravico glasa tak?nim kot Baldrick

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in spet bomo ?astili druide, umirali
od kamenjanja in jedli gnoj za ve?erjo.

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Jaz imam danes gnoj za ve?erjo.

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- Koga volijo na teh volitvah?
- Vedno iste nesposobne?e.

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Debele torijske veleposestnike, ki postanejo
ministri, ko dose?ejo dolo?eno te?o,

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pobesnele revolucionarje, ki mislijo, da imajo
zato, ker delajo cel dan, pravico do pla?ila.

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V bistvu,

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{925}{1001}Well, Mrs Miggins, at last we can return to sanity.
{1007}{1124}The hustings are over, the bunting is down,|the mad hysteria is at an end.
{1130}{1209}After the chaos of a general election,|we can return to normal.
{1215}{1284}Has there been a general election, Mr Blackadder?
{1290}{1370}- Indeed there has, Mrs Miggins.|- Well, I never heard about it.
{1376}{1443}- Of course not - you're not eligible to vote.|- Why not?
{1449}{1539}Because virtually no one is: women, peasants,
{1545}{1649}chimpanzees, lunatics, Lords...
{1655}{1795}- That's not true, Lord Nelson's got a vote.|- He's got a bost, Baldrick.
{1801}{1920}Marvellous thing, democracy. Look at Manchester:|population, sixty thousand; electoral roll, three.
{1926}{2096}Well, I may have a brain the size of a sultana,|but it hardly seems fair to me.
{2102}{2205}Of course it's not fair and a damn good thing too.|Give the like of Baldrick the vote
{2211}{2327}and we'll be back to cavorting druids,|death by stoning, and dung for dinner.
{2333}{2403}I'm having dung for dinner tonight.
{2409}{2529}- Who are they electing at these elections?|- The same old shower.
{2535}{2646}Fat Tory landowners who get made MPs|when they reach a certain weight,
{2652}{2790}raving revolutionaries who think that because they|do a day's work they have the right to get paid.
{2796}{2871}Basically, it's a right old mess.|Toffs at the top, plebs at the bottom,
{2877}{2952}and me in the middle making a fat pile of cash|out of both of them.
{2958}{3055}You'd better watch out, Mr Blackadder,|things are bound to change.
{3061}{3121}Not while Pitt the Elder's Prime Minister.
{3127}{3212}He's about as effective as a catflap|in an elephant house.
{3256}{3372}As long as his feet are warm and he gets a nice|cup of tea in the sun before his morning nap,
{3378}{3476}he doesn't bother anyone|until his potty needs emptying.
{3482}{3519}(MR SPEAKER):|Honourable members of the

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{918}{1002}No, wreszcie zn?w zapanuje rozs?dek, pani Miggins.
{1003}{1124}Kampanie sko?czone, chor?giewki pochowane,|koniec histerii.
{1125}{1207}Po chaosie powszechnych wybor?w|wracamy do normalno?ci.
{1208}{1284}To by?y jakie? powszechne wybory, panie ?mija?
{1285}{1374}- W rzeczy samej, pani Miggins.|- W ?yciu nie s?ysza?am.
{1375}{1444}- Nic dziwnego - nie ma pani prawa g?osu.|- Czemu?
{1445}{1539}Bo praktycznie nikt nie ma: kobiety, ch?opi,
{1540}{1649}szympansy, wariaci, Lordowie...
{1650}{1775}- Nieprawda, Lord Nelson mo?e g?osowa?.|- Mo?e wios?owa?, Baldrick.
{1798}{1844}Cudowna ta demokracja. We?my Manchester:
{1845}{1927}16000 mieszka?c?w,|uprawnionych do g?osowania: trzech.
{1928}{2032}Mo?e i mam m?zg wielko?ci rodzynki...
{2033}{2099}- Zgadza si?.|- ...ale to mi nie wygl?da uczciwie.
{2100}{2167}Bo to nie jest uczciwe. I bardzo dobrze.
{2168}{2207}Niechby tacy jak Baldrick zacz?li g?osowa?,
{2208}{2294}to wr?ciliby?my do czas?w druid?w,|?mierci przez kamienowanie
{2295}{2334}i gnoju na kolacj?.
{2335}{2404}Dzisiaj b?dzie gn?j na kolacj?.
{2405}{2529}- To kto tam w ko?cu g?osuje na tych wyborach?|- Wci?? to samo towarzycho.
{2530}{2649}T?u?ci obszarnicy wchodz?cy do parlamentu|po osi?gni?ciu odpowiedniej wagi,
{2650}{2694}walni?ci rewolucjoni?ci uwa?aj?cy
{2695}{2792}?e powinno im si? p?aci? tylko dlatego|?e pracuj?.
{2793}{2874}Stary ba?agan: paniczykowie na g?rze,|plebs na dole,
{2875}{2957}a pomi?dzy ja, zarabiaj?cy grub? kas?|i na tych i na tych.
{2958}{3057}Niech pan lepiej uwa?a, panie ?mija,|to wszystko si? mo?e zmieni?.
{3058}{3124}Nie p?ki Pitt Starszy b?dzie premierem.
{3125}{3250}Go?? jest efektywny jak drzwiczki|dla kota w domu s?onia.
{3253}{3289}P?ki nie marzn? mu stopy
{3290}{3377}i dostaje swoj? herbatk? przed porann? drzemk?,
{3378}{3479}to siedzi cicho. Chyba ?e|jego nocniczek wymaga opr??nienia.
{3480}{3522}/Szanowni cz?onkowie Izby Gmin.
{3523}{3597}/Przem?wi nowy

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{925}{1001}Well, Mrs Miggins, at last we can return to sanity.
{1007}{1124}The hustings are over, the bunting is down,|the mad hysteria is at an end.
{1130}{1209}After the chaos of a general election,|we can return to normal.
{1215}{1284}Has there been a general election, Mr Blackadder?
{1290}{1370}- Indeed there has, Mrs Miggins.|- Well, I never heard about it.
{1376}{1443}- Of course not - you're not eligible to vote.|- Why not?
{1449}{1539}Because virtually no one is: women, peasants,
{1545}{1649}chimpanzees, lunatics, Lords...
{1655}{1795}- That's not true, Lord Nelson's got a vote.|- He's got a bost, Baldrick.
{1801}{1920}Marvellous thing, democracy. Look at Manchester:|population, sixty thousand; electoral roll, three.
{1926}{2096}Well, I may have a brain the size of a sultana,|but it hardly seems fair to me.
{2102}{2205}Of course it's not fair and a damn good thing too.|Give the like of Baldrick the vote
{2211}{2327}and we'll be back to cavorting druids,|death by stoning, and dung for dinner.
{2333}{2403}I'm having dung for dinner tonight.
{2409}{2529}- Who are they electing at these elections?|- The same old shower.
{2535}{2646}Fat Tory landowners who get made MPs|when they reach a certain weight,
{2652}{2790}raving revolutionaries who think that because they|do a day's work they have the right to get paid.
{2796}{2871}Basically, it's a right old mess.|Toffs at the top, plebs at the bottom,
{2877}{2952}and me in the middle making a fat pile of cash|out of both of them.
{2958}{3055}You'd better watch out, Mr Blackadder,|things are bound to change.
{3061}{3121}Not while Pitt the Elder's Prime Minister.
{3127}{3212}He's about as effective as a catflap|in an elephant house.
{3256}{3372}As long as his feet are warm and he gets a nice|cup of tea in the sun before his morning nap,
{3378}{3476}he doesn't bother anyone|until his potty needs emptying.
{3482}{3519}(MR SPEAKER):|Honourable members of the

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00:00:58:C??, Pani Miggins, w ko?cu mo?emy wr?ci? do zdrowego rozs?dku.
00:01:01:Kampania wyborcza sko?czona, chor?giewki zdj?te,|szalona histeria ma si? ku ko?cowi.
00:01:06:Po chaosie wybor?w powszechnych,|mo?emy powr?ci? do normalno?ci.
00:01:09:Czy by?y powszechne wybory, Panie Blackadder?
00:01:12:- W rzeczy samej by?y, Pani Miggins.|- C??, ja nic o nich nie s?ysza?am.
00:01:16:- Oczywi?cie, ?e nie - nie mia?a? prawa do g?osowania.|- Dlaczego?
00:01:18:Poniewa? praktycznie nikt nie ma: kobiety, wie?niacy,
00:01:22:szampansy, ob??kani, lordowie...
00:01:27:- To nieprawda, Lord Nelson mia? g?os.|- On mia? ??d?, Baldrick. (vote-boat)
00:01:33:Cudowna rzecz, demokracja. Popatrzcie na Manchester:|ludno??, 60 tysi?cy; lista wyborcza, trzy.
00:01:38:C??, mo?e mam m?zg wielko?ci rodzynki,|ale nie wydaje mi si? to sprawiedliwe.
00:01:45:Oczywi?cie ?e nie jest sprawiedliwe i to cholernie dobra rzecz.|Pozw?l g?osowa? takim jak Baldrick
00:01:49:i wr?cimy do hasaj?cych druid?w,|?mierci przez ukamienowanie i gnoju na kolacj?.
00:01:54:Ja dzi? jem gn?j na kolacj?.
00:01:57:- Kogo wybieraj? na tych wyborach?|- T? sam? star? pow?d?(?).
00:02:02:T?u?ci torysowscy w?a?ciciele ziemscy, kt?rzy zostaj? pos?ami|po osi?gni?ciu pewnej wagi,
00:02:07:sko?czeni rewolucjoni?ci, kt?rzy my?l? ?e po ca?ym dniu pracy|maj? prawo do zap?aty.
00:02:12:W zasadzie, to prawicowy stary brud.|Eleganci na g?rze, plebs na dole,
00:02:16:i ja po?rodku zarabiaj?cy grub? stert? pieni?dzy|na jednych i drugich.
00:02:19:Lepiej niech Pan uwa?a, Panie Blackadder,|sprawy zd??aj? do zmiany.
00:02:23:Nie, gdy Pitt jest Starszym Premierem.
00:02:26:On jest tak skuteczny jak klapka na koty (?)|w domu s?onia.
00:02:31:Tak d?ugo jak jego stopy b?d? ciep?e i b?dzie dostawa?|fili?ank? dobrej herbaty na s?oneczku przed jego porann? drzemk?,
00:02:36:nie b?dzie zawraca? g?owy nikomu|dop?ki jego nocniczek b?dzie potrzebowa? opr??nienia.
00:02:40:(M?wca):|Honorowi cz?onkowie Izby Gmin,
00:02:42:W

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{904}{991}Oh, Blackadder! Blackadder!
{997}{1057}- Your Highness.|- What time is it?
{1063}{1185}- Three o'clock in the afternoon, Your Highness.|- Thank God for that, I thought I'd overslept.
{1191}{1279}- I trust you had a pleasant evening, sir?|- Well, no, actually.
{1285}{1341}The most extraordinary thing happened.
{1347}{1435}Last night I was having a bit of a snack|at the Naughty Hellfire Club,
{1441}{1544}and some fellow said|that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
{1550}{1610}- An absurd suggestion, sir.|- You're right, it is absurd.
{1616}{1701}Unless, of course,|it was a particularly stupid donkey.
{1741}{1799}If only I'd thought of saying that.
{1805}{1887}It is so often the way, sir,|too late one thinks of what one should have said.
{1893}{2013}Sir Thomas More, for instance, burned alive|for refusing to recant his Catholicism,
{2019}{2145}must have been kicking himself, as the flames|licked higher, that it never occurred to him to say,
{2151}{2219}"I recant my Catholicism."
{2225}{2333}Only the other day,|Prime Minister Pitt called me an idle scrounger,
{2339}{2434}and it wasn't until ages later that I thought|how clever it would've been to have said,
{2440}{2506}"Oh, bugger off, you old fart!"
{2512}{2596}I need to improve my mind, Blackadder.|I want people to say,
{2602}{2709}"That George, why, he's as clever as a stick|in a bucket of pig swill."
{2715}{2791}And how do you suggest this miracle|is to be achieved, Your Highness?
{2797}{2903}Easy, I shall become best friends|with the cleverest man in England.
{2909}{3060}That renowned brainbox, Dr Samuel Johnson,|has asked me to be patron of his new book.
{3066}{3141}Would this be the long awaited dictionary, sir?
{3147}{3221}Who cares about the title as long as|there's plenty of juicy murders in it.
{3227}{3287}- I hear it's a masterpiece.|- No, sir, it is not.
{3293}{3434}It's the most pointless book since "How To|Learn French

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{904}{991}Oh, Blackadder! Blackadder!
{997}{1057}- Your Highness.|- What time is it?
{1063}{1185}- Three o'clock in the afternoon, Your Highness.|- Thank God for that, I thought I'd overslept.
{1191}{1279}- I trust you had a pleasant evening, sir?|- Well, no, actually.
{1285}{1341}The most extraordinary thing happened.
{1347}{1435}Last night I was having a bit of a snack|at the Naughty Hellfire Club,
{1441}{1544}and some fellow said|that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
{1550}{1610}- An absurd suggestion, sir.|- You're right, it is absurd.
{1616}{1701}Unless, of course,|it was a particularly stupid donkey.
{1741}{1799}If only I'd thought of saying that.
{1805}{1887}It is so often the way, sir,|too late one thinks of what one should have said.
{1893}{2013}Sir Thomas More, for instance, burned alive|for refusing to recant his Catholicism,
{2019}{2145}must have been kicking himself, as the flames|licked higher, that it never occurred to him to say,
{2151}{2219}"I recant my Catholicism."
{2225}{2333}Only the other day,|Prime Minister Pitt called me an idle scrounger,
{2339}{2434}and it wasn't until ages later that I thought|how clever it would've been to have said,
{2440}{2506}"Oh, bugger off, you old fart!"
{2512}{2596}I need to improve my mind, Blackadder.|I want people to say,
{2602}{2709}"That George, why, he's as clever as a stick|in a bucket of pig swill."
{2715}{2791}And how do you suggest this miracle|is to be achieved, Your Highness?
{2797}{2903}Easy, I shall become best friends|with the cleverest man in England.
{2909}{3060}That renowned brainbox, Dr Samuel Johnson,|has asked me to be patron of his new book.
{3066}{3141}Would this be the long awaited dictionary, sir?
{3147}{3221}Who cares about the title as long as|there's plenty of juicy murders in it.
{3227}{3287}- I hear it's a masterpiece.|- No, sir, it is not.
{3293}{3434}It's the most pointless book since "How To|Learn French

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{417}{834}�ðåâîä è ñóáòèòðè: Mandor|mandorbg@data.bg
{887}{935}�-í �åðíî âëå÷óãî...
{941}{1074}�ñòàâè ìå íà ìèðà, �îëäðèê. �êî èñêàõ äà ñè ãîâîðÿ|ñúñ çåëåí÷óê, ùÿõ äà ñè êóïÿ îò ïàçàðà.
{1080}{1138}- �å èñêàòå ëè òîâà ñúîáùåíèå?|- �å, áëàãîäàðÿ.
{1144}{1238}�îæå, ïðîïèëÿâàì ñè æèâîòà òóê.|�å å æèâîò çà ÷îâåê ñ áëàãîðîäíà êðúâ, äà
{1244}{1412}áúäå ñëóãà íà ãîñïîäàð ñ èíòåëåêò íà |ôàëøèâ ìîðæ è ñîöèàëíà èçèñêàíîñò íà èäèîò.
{1418}{1533}� àç ãî ïðîïèëÿâàì.|�èñëåõ ñè äà ãî ïîäîáðÿ.
{1539}{1635}�àíäèäàòñòâàõ çà ìÿñòîòî íà ñåëñêè|èäèîò â �åíñèíãòúí.
{1641}{1702}- � äîêúäå ñòèãíà?|- �èãíàõ äî ïîñëåäíèòå äâàìà.
{1708}{1773}- �î ñå ïðîâàëèõ íà ïîñëåäíîòî èíòåðâþ.|- �àêâî ñå îáúðêà?
{1779}{1883}�âèõ ñå.|�ðóãèÿ êàíäèäàò áåøå òàêúâ èäèîò, ÷å äàæå íå ñå ïîÿâè.
{1889}{1996}�ïàñÿâàì ñå, ÷å ìîèòå àìáèöèè ñå ïðîñòèðàò ìàëêî ïî-äàëå÷å|îò òîâà äà áúäà ïðîôåñèîíàëåí èäèîò â �àïàäåí �îíäîí.
{2002}{2137}�ñêàì äà áúäà çàïîìíåí ñëåä êàòî óìðà. �ñêàì çà |ìåí äà ñå ïèøàò êíèãè, äà ñå ïåÿò ïåñíè.
{2143}{2227}� ïîñëå, ñëåä ñòî ãîäèíè,|èñêàì ñöåíè îò ìîÿ æèâîò
{2233}{2381}äà ñå èãðàÿò âñÿêà ñåäìèöà îò äåâåò è ïîëîâèíà|îò íÿêîé âåëèê åïè÷åí àêòüîð íà òîãàâàøíîòî âðåìå.
{2387}{2495}�à, à àç ìîãà äà áúäà èãðàí îò|íÿêîé ìàëúê ãëóïàê ñ áðàäà.
{2501}{2572}- �îæå. �àêâî å ñúîáùåíèåòî?|- �èñëåõ, ÷å íå ãî èñêàòå.
{2578}{2650}- �îæå è äà ãî èñêàì. �àâèñè êàêâî å.|- �íà÷è ãî èñêàòå?
{2656}{2765}- �ìè íå çíàì. �àâèñè êàêâî ïèøå.|- �àê äà âè êàæà, ùîì íå èñêàòå äà çíàåòå.
{2771}{2861}�îëêîâà ñå îáúðêàõ, ÷å âå÷å íå çíàÿ|êàê ñå êàçâàì è êúäå æèâåÿ.
{2867}{3014}�ìåòî òè íÿìà çíà÷åíèå, à æèâååø|â îòõîäíàòà òðúáà â áàíÿòà íà ãîðíèÿ åòàæ.
{3020}{3137}�îâåêà, êîéòî òè äàäå òîâà áåøå ëè, ïî íÿêàêâà ñëó÷àéíîñò,|÷åðâåíîêîñ ëóíàòèê ñ ïîëà è øîòëàíäñêè ìå÷?
{3143}{3220}�à è íàé-ñìåøíîòî å, ÷å |èçãëåæäàøå òî÷íî êàòî âàñ.
{3226}{3356}�óäèÿò ìè áðàòîâ÷åä �àêâëå÷óãî. �àé-îïàñíèÿ|÷îâåê, êîéòî íÿêîãà å íîñèë ïîëà â �âðîïà.
{3362}{3441}�à, òîé íàõ

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{925}{1001}Well, Mrs Miggins, at last we can return to sanity.
{1007}{1124}The hustings are over, the bunting is down,|the mad hysteria is at an end.
{1130}{1209}After the chaos of a general election,|we can return to normal.
{1215}{1284}Has there been a general election, Mr Blackadder?
{1290}{1370}- Indeed there has, Mrs Miggins.|- Well, I never heard about it.
{1376}{1443}- Of course not - you're not eligible to vote.|- Why not?
{1449}{1539}Because virtually no one is: women, peasants,
{1545}{1649}chimpanzees, lunatics, Lords...
{1655}{1795}- That's not true, Lord Nelson's got a vote.|- He's got a bost, Baldrick.
{1801}{1920}Marvellous thing, democracy. Look at Manchester:|population, sixty thousand; electoral roll, three.
{1926}{2096}Well, I may have a brain the size of a sultana,|but it hardly seems fair to me.
{2102}{2205}Of course it's not fair and a damn good thing too.|Give the like of Baldrick the vote
{2211}{2327}and we'll be back to cavorting druids,|death by stoning, and dung for dinner.
{2333}{2403}I'm having dung for dinner tonight.
{2409}{2529}- Who are they electing at these elections?|- The same old shower.
{2535}{2646}Fat Tory landowners who get made MPs|when they reach a certain weight,
{2652}{2790}raving revolutionaries who think that because they|do a day's work they have the right to get paid.
{2796}{2871}Basically, it's a right old mess.|Toffs at the top, plebs at the bottom,
{2877}{2952}and me in the middle making a fat pile of cash|out of both of them.
{2958}{3055}You'd better watch out, Mr Blackadder,|things are bound to change.
{3061}{3121}Not while Pitt the Elder's Prime Minister.
{3127}{3212}He's about as effective as a catflap|in an elephant house.
{3256}{3372}As long as his feet are warm and he gets a nice|cup of tea in the sun before his morning nap,
{3378}{3476}he doesn't bother anyone|until his potty needs emptying.
{3482}{3519}(MR SPEAKER):|Honourable members of the

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Adaptado y corregido por TSGarp
.:http://elmundoseguntsgarp.blogspot.com:.

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LA VIBORA NEGRA

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DUELO Y DUALIDAD

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- Ah, Sr. Víbora Negra...
- Déjame en paz, Baldrick.

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Si quisiera hablar con una verdura,
compraría una en la plaza.

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- ¿No queréis oír el encargo?
- No, gracias.

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Aquí estoy desaprovechado.

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Esta no es vida
para un hombre de sangre noble.

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¡Ser el criado de un amo que tiene
el intelecto de una foca estofada

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y el refinamiento social
de un orinal!

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Yo también estoy desaprovechado,
he estado pensando en cómo mejorar.

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¿Ah, sí? ¿Y qué?

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Solicité el puesto para tonto
del pueblo de Kensington.

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- ¿Y te fue bien?
- Llegué al final,

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pero me eliminaron
en la entrevista.

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- ¿Qué pasó?
- Que acudí.

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El otro era tan tonto
que no se acordó.

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Creo que mis ambiciones
van más allá

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de la estulticia profesional
en un rincón de Londres

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Quiero que me recuerden
cuando haya muerto,

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quiero que escriban libros,
que se canten canciones sobre mí,

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y durante centenares de años,
que se hagan episodios semanales

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de mi vida a las 21:30,

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Olala!

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- Dobro jutro, gðo Migins.[br]- Bonjour, monsieur. (Dobro jutro, gospodine)

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- Å ta?[br]- Bonjour, monsieur - to je na francuskom.

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Kao što je i jedenje žaba, surovosti sa guskama[br]i pišanje na ulici, ali to ne dotièe nas ostale.

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Ali francuski je u modi![br]Moj prodavnica kafe je puna francuza,

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i to sve zbog tog divnog Grimiznog Bedrinca.

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Grimizni Bedrinac nije divan.

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Nema razloga za divljenje nekome što je napunio[br]London gomilom francuza koji žvaæu beli luk

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plaèuæi "Olala!" i tražeæi sažaljenje samo zato[br]što su njihovim oèevima odseèene glave.

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Å olju kafe i malo pastirske pite, molim.

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Više ne služimo pite! Moja francuska[br]klijentela smatra pite prostaèkim jelom.

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�isto sumnjam da nacija koja jede puževe,

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i ide u krevet sa odvodnim kanalom iznad[br]koga je noša, ima pravo da propoveda otmenost.

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- Dakle, šta je na meniju?[br]- Današnji popularni izbor su:

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Pileæi Bedrinac u grimiznom sosu,[br]Grimizno pile u Bedrinèevom sosu,

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ili ogromne sumnjive kobasice[br]u sosu Grimiznog Bedrinca.

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- Šta je taèno sos Grimizni Bedrinac?[br]- Uzmete veliku zrelu žabu, stisnete je...

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Da, u redu. Idem u pab.

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- Ah, bonjour, monsieur![br]- Odjebi.

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Oh, gospodine! Sirota mala maca Mildred![br]Å ta vam je ikada ona uradila?

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Tako se k

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{904}{991}Oh, Blackadder! Blackadder!
{997}{1057}- Your Highness.|- What time is it?
{1063}{1185}- Three o'clock in the afternoon, Your Highness.|- Thank God for that, I thought I'd overslept.
{1191}{1279}- I trust you had a pleasant evening, sir?|- Well, no, actually.
{1285}{1341}The most extraordinary thing happened.
{1347}{1435}Last night I was having a bit of a snack|at the Naughty Hellfire Club,
{1441}{1544}and some fellow said|that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
{1550}{1610}- An absurd suggestion, sir.|- You're right, it is absurd.
{1616}{1701}Unless, of course,|it was a particularly stupid donkey.
{1741}{1799}If only I'd thought of saying that.
{1805}{1887}It is so often the way, sir,|too late one thinks of what one should have said.
{1893}{2013}Sir Thomas More, for instance, burned alive|for refusing to recant his Catholicism,
{2019}{2145}must have been kicking himself, as the flames|licked higher, that it never occurred to him to say,
{2151}{2219}"I recant my Catholicism."
{2225}{2333}Only the other day,|Prime Minister Pitt called me an idle scrounger,
{2339}{2434}and it wasn't until ages later that I thought|how clever it would've been to have said,
{2440}{2506}"Oh, bugger off, you old fart!"
{2512}{2596}I need to improve my mind, Blackadder.|I want people to say,
{2602}{2709}"That George, why, he's as clever as a stick|in a bucket of pig swill."
{2715}{2791}And how do you suggest this miracle|is to be achieved, Your Highness?
{2797}{2903}Easy, I shall become best friends|with the cleverest man in England.
{2909}{3060}That renowned brainbox, Dr Samuel Johnson,|has asked me to be patron of his new book.
{3066}{3141}Would this be the long awaited dictionary, sir?
{3147}{3221}Who cares about the title as long as|there's plenty of juicy murders in it.
{3227}{3287}- I hear it's a masterpiece.|- No, sir, it is not.
{3293}{3434}It's the most pointless book since "How To|Learn French

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BLACKADDER

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Duel and Duality
(Dvoboj in dvojnost)

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G. Blackadder...

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Pusti me pri miru, Baldrick. �e bi se hotel
pogovarjati z zelenjavo, bi jo kupil na tržnici.

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- Ali noèete tega sporoèila?
- Ne, hvala.

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Bog, zapravljam èas tukaj.
Za èloveka plemenite krvi ni prav,

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da služi gospodarju s pametjo kuhanega
mroža in družbenega ugleda kahle.

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Tudi jaz zapravljam èas tu.
Razmišljal sem, da bi se izboljšal.

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Prijavil sem se za delo vaškega norèka
v Kensingtonu.

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- Kako daleè si prišel?
- Prišel sem v izbor zadnjih dveh.

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- Toda pogorel sem na konènem razgovoru.
- Kaj je Å¡lo narobe?

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Prišel sem. Drugi tip je bil takšen idiot,
da je pozabil priti.

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Bojim se, da moje ambicije segajo malo dlje
od poklicnega idiotizma v zahodnem Londonu.

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Hoèem, da se me spomnijo, ko umrem.
Hoèem, da se o meni pišejo knjige, pojejo pesmi.

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In potem, stoletja od sedaj, hoèem da
v epizodah iz mojega življenja igra

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neki veliki junaški igralec tistega èasa
vsako nedeljo ob pol desetih.

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Ja, mene pa bi lahko igral
mali kreten z brado.

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- Toèno. Torej, kaj je s sporoèilom?
- Mislil sem, da ga noèete.

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- Morda pa ga. Odvisno kakšno je.
- Torej ga želite?

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- Pa, ne vem, ali ne? Odvisno kakšno je

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{810}{915}Blackadder Films in association with Baldrick Dodgy Catering Co. Presents
{924}{980}The Final Episode of the Blackadder Family,
{981}{1085}who have forever been at the very centre of British history and Society.
{2523}{2609}BLACKADDER|Back & Forth
{2654}{2737}Well, isn't this splendid and absolutely tuffty!
{2738}{2834}New-Year's Eve 1999, a new century and a new millenium.
{2841}{2905}Lets drink a great big slurpy toast
{2906}{2950}to peace and understanding around the globe.
{2951}{2974}Bravo!
{2975}{3022}After all, if history teaches us anything, it is
{3023}{3063}that in the words of St. Burt:
{3064}{3160}"What the world needs now, is love, sweet love".
{3170}{3205}What total codswallop!
{3206}{3279}If history has taughed us anything,|it is at the story of man
{3280}{3356}is one long around of death and torture,
{3357}{3396}and b