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There's an old joke.

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Two elderly women are
at a Catskill mountain resort.

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One says, "The food at this place
is really terrible."

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The other says,
"l know, and such small portions."

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That's essentially
how l feel about life:

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full of lone

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{1125}{1226}J'adore cette blague. 2 vieilles femmes|sont ? Catskill Mountain.
{1230}{1312}L'une d'entre elles dit:|"La nourriture ici est infecte."
{1316}{1400}L'autre r?pond:|"Oui, et les portions sont minuscules."
{1404}{1465}Voil? comment je per?ois la vie.
{1469}{1562}Pleine de solitude, de douleur,|de souffrance et de tristesse.
{1566}{1618}Et la mort arrive trop vite.
{1622}{1747}Il y a une autre blague que j'aime.|Celle qu'on attribue ? Groucho Marx.
{1751}{1860}Je crois qu'elle est de Freud dans Le mot|d'esprit et sa relation ? l'inconscient.
{1864}{1968}Voici. Je paraphrase.|Je ne voudrais pas faire partie d'un club
{1972}{2036}qui

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There's an old joke.

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Two elderly women are
at a Catskill mountain resort.

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One says, "The food at
this place is really terrible."

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The other says,
"I know, and such small portions."

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That's essentially
how I feel about life:

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Full of loneliness, misery,
suffering and unhappiness...

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and it's all over
much too quickly.

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The other importa

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Ovako ide jedan stari vic. Dve starije žene
su u restoranu na Catskill planini.

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Jedna od njih kaže,
"Ovdje je hrana oèajna."

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A druga na to kaže,
"Da, znam. I tako su im male porcije."

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Ovo odslikava bit mog viðenja života.

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Prepun samoæe i boli
i patnje i nesreæe.

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I sve se prebrzo završi.

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Drugi za mene važan vic je onaj
koji se uglavnom veže za Groucho Marxa.

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J'adore cette blague. 2 vieilles femmes
sont à Catskill Mountain.

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L'une d'entre elles dit:
"La nourriture ici est infecte."

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L'autre répond:
"Oui, et les portions sont minuscules."

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Voilà comment je perçois la vie.

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Pleine de solitude, de douleur,
de souffrance et de tristesse.

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Et la mort arrive trop vite.

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Il y a une autre blague que j'aime.
Celle qu'on attribue à G

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ANNIE HALL

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Traducerea :
Patronu (patronu@post.ro)

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Existã o glumã veche.

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Douã doamne în vârsta sunt la o
staþiune montana de tratament.

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Una dintre ele spune "Mâncarea
din acest loc este mizerabilã"

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ªi cealaltã rãspunde "Da, ºtiu
ºi se da în porþii atât de mici"

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There's an old joke.

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Two elderly women are
at a Catskill mountain resort.

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One says, "The food at this place
is really terrible."

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The other says,
"I know, and such small portions."

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That's essentially
how I feel about life:

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Full of loneliness, misery,
suffering and unhappiness...

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and it's all over
much too quickly.

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The other importa

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A piada ? velha. Duas velhinhas
est?o numa est?ncia de f?rias.

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Uma diz: ?A comida aqui
? absolutamente horr?vel?.

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E a outra:
??. E as por??es s?o t?o pequenas.?

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? assim que me sinto
em rela??o ? vida.

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Cheia de solid?o, infelicidade,
sofrimento e desgostos

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e acaba t?o depressa.

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Outra piada importante para mim ?
normalmente atribu?da a Groucho Marx.

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There's an old joke.

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Two elderly women are
at a Catskill mountain resort.

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One says, "The food at this place
is really terrible."

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The other says,
"l know, and such small portions."

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That's essentially
how l feel about life:

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full of lone

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00:00:45:Jest taki stary dowcip. Dwie starsze|damy jedz? w resorcie Catskill Mountain.
00:00:49:Jedna z nich m?wi:|"Jedzenie jest tu naprawd? okropne".
00:00:53:A druga m?wi:|"Tak, wiem. I jakie ma?e porcje".
00:00:56:Takie w?a?nie mam podej?cie do ?ycia.
00:00:58:Pe?ne samotno?ci, smutku,|cierpienia i niezadowolenia.
00:01:03:I to wszystko o wiele|za szybko si? ko?czy.
00:01:04:lnny wa?ny dowcip dla mnie to ten|zwykle przypisywany Groucho Marxowi.
00:01:10:Ale chyba pierwszy raz|pojawia si? u Freuda...
00:01:12:Dowcip i jego zwi?zek|z nie?wiadomo?ci?.
00:01:15:Brzmi to tak - parafrazuj?:|"Nigdy nie chcia?bym nale?e? do klubu,
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Les contaré un chiste viejo.

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Ah, dos señoras mayores están
en un parador de montaña,

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y una dice: "Hay que ver lo
mala que es aquí la comida".

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Y la otra dice "Ya, y además
las raciones son muy pequeñas".

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Así es cómo veo yo la vida.

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Llena de soledad, de tristeza,
de sufrimiento y de infelicidad...

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y pasa todo tan deprisa...

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There's an old joke.

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Two elderly women are
at a Catskill mountain resort.

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One says, "The food at this place
is really terrible."

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The other says,
"I know, and such small portions."

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That's essentially
how I feel about life:

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Full of loneliness, misery,
suffering and unhappiness...

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and it's all over
much too quickly.

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The other importa

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{405}{515}ANNIE HALL
{520}{600}Traducerea ºi adaptarea:|Patronu (patronu@post.ro)
{1210}{1260}Exista o gluma veche.
{1261}{1333}Douã doamne în vârsta sunt la o|staþiune montana de tratament.
{1334}{1412}Una dintre ele spune "Mâncarea|din acest loc este mizerabila"
{1414}{1486}ªi cealaltã rãspunde "Da, ºtiu|ºi se da în porþii atât de mici"
{1487}{1559}Cam asta este pãrerea mea despre viaþa:
{1560}{1650}numai necazuri, suferinþa,|ghinioane, neºansa...
{1652}{1728}niciodatã nu vin câte una.
{1729}{1796}Alta gluma care îmi merge la suflet...
{1797}{1861}este leg

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There's an old joke.

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Two elderly women are
at a Catskill mountain resort.

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One says, "The food at
this place is really terrible."

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The other says,
"I know, and such small portions."

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That's essentially
how I feel about life:

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Full of loneliness, misery,
suffering and unhappiness...

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and it's all over
much too quickly.

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The other importa

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{405}{515}ANNIE HALL
{1210}{1260}Exista o gluma veche.
{1261}{1333}Douã doamne în vârsta sunt la o|staþiune montana de tratament.
{1334}{1412}Una dintre ele spune �Mâncarea|din acest loc este mizerabila�
{1414}{1486}ªi cealaltã rãspunde �Da, ºtiu|ºi se da în porþii atât de mici�
{1487}{1559}Cam asta este pãrerea mea despre viaþa:
{1560}{1650}numai necazuri, suferinþa,|ghinioane, neºansa...
{1652}{1728}niciodatã nu vin câte una.
{1729}{1796}Alta gluma care îmi merge la suflet...
{1797}{1861}este legatã de Groucho Marx...
{1863}{1956}dar îºi are originea în cercetãrile|lui Freud asupra subconºti

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ANNIE HALL

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Traducerea :
Patronu (patronu@post.ro)

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Existã o glumã veche.

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Douã doamne în vârsta sunt la o
staþiune montana de tratament.

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Una dintre ele spune "Mâncarea
din acest loc este mizerabilã"

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ªi cealaltã rãspunde "Da, ºtiu
ºi se da în porþii atât de mici"

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Cam asta este pãrerea mea despre viaþa :

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numai necazuri

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Ovako ide jedan stari vic. Dve starije ?ene
su u restoranu na Katskil planini.

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Jedna od njih ka?e,
"Ovde je hrana o?ajna."

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A druga na to ka?e,
"Da, znam. I tako su im male porcije."

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Ovo odslikava su?tinu mog vi?enja ?ivota.

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Prepun samo?e i bola
i patnje i nesre?e.

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I sve se prebrzo zavr?i.

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Drugi za mene va?an vic je onaj
koji se uglavnom vezuje za Gru?o Marksa.

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There's an old joke.

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Two elderly women are
at a Catskill mountain resort.

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One says, "The food at this place
is really terrible."

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The other says,
"I know, and such small portions."

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That's essentially
how I feel about life:

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full of loneliness, misery,
suffering and unhappiness...

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and it's all over
much too quickly.

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The other importa

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{1125}{1227}Ovako ide jedan stari vic. Dve starije žene|su u restoranu na Katskil planini.
{1230}{1313}Jedna od njih kaže,|"Ovde je hrana oèajna."
{1316}{1401}A druga na to kaže,|"Da, znam. I tako su im male porcije."
{1404}{1466}Ovo odslikava suštinu mog viðenja života.
{1469}{1563}Prepun samoæe i bola|i patnje i nesreæe.
{1566}{1619}I sve se prebrzo završi.
{1622}{1748}Drugi za mene važan vic je onaj|koji se uglavnom vezuje za Gruèo Marksa.
{1751}{1861}Mislim da se originalno pojavljuje u|Frojdovoj dosetki u "Odnos prema nesvesnom".
{1864}{1969}Ide ovako - Parafraziram.|"Ne želim nikada da pripadam klubu...
{1972}{2037}...koji

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{1216}{1265}Van egy régi vicc.
{1267}{1338}Két idõs hölgy üldögél egy catskilli üdülõ teraszán.
{1340}{1418}Azt mondja az egyik: "�szrevetted drágám, hogy itt milyen ócskán fõznek?"
{1420}{1492}Mire a másik:|"Igen, és milyen kicsi adagokat adnak!"
{1494}{1565}Hát ez az. Valahogy alapvetõen én is így vagyok az élettel.
{1567}{1656}Tele van magánnyal, nyomorúsággal, szenvedéssel, boldogtalansággal és
{1658}{1733}...mégis az a baj, hogy olyan gyorsan elmúlik.
{1735}{1802}A másik számomra fontos mondás
{1803}{1868}...amelyet az emberek általában Groucho Marxnak tulajdonítanak,
{1870}{1963}...bár szerintem F

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Les contar? un chiste viejo.

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Ah, dos se?oras mayores est?n
en un parador de monta?a,

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y una dice: "Hay que ver lo
mala que es aqu? la comida".

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Y la otra dice "Ya, y adem?s
las raciones son muy peque?as".

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As? es c?mo veo yo la vida.

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Llena de soledad, de tristeza,
de sufrimiento y de infelicidad...

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y pasa todo tan deprisa...

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Hay otro c

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Een oude grap.

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Er zitten twee vrouwen in 'n vakantieoord
in de bergen. De ene zegt:

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"Het eten hier is echt slecht."

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En de ander zegt:
"Inderdaad. En zo weinig."

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Zo denk ik ook over het leven.

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Vol eenzaamheid, lijden, ellende, verdriet.

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En het is allemaal veel te snel voorbij.

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De andere belangrijke grap wordt meestal
aan Groucho Marx

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{875}{1000}�EV�R�: Sabri KAL��|ALTYAZI: Burak �AH�N
{1100}{1150}Eski bir espri vardýr, bilirsiniz.
{1150}{1220}�ki yaþlý kadýn dað baþýnda|bir lokantada yemek yemektedirler.
{1225}{1300}Biri, "Lanet olsun!" der |"Yemekler ne kadar da berbat!"
{1305}{1375}"Evet." der diðeri,|"�stelik ne kadar da az!"
{1375}{1450}Yani...bu benim yaþam hakkýndaki|düþüncemin kýsa bir özetidir:
{1450}{1540}Yalnýzlýk, sefillik, acýlar|ve mutsuzluklarla doludur...
{1540}{1615}...ama keþke bu kadar kýsa olmasaydý!
{1620}{1665}Diðer birçok sevdiðim esprinin...
{1670}{1750}kaynaðýnýn da Groucho Marx|olduðunu söylerler ama bence...

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Les contaré un chiste viejo.

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Ah, dos señoras mayores están
en un parador de montaña,

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y una dice: "Hay que ver lo
mala que es aquí la comida".

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Y la otra dice "Ya, y además
las raciones son muy pequeñas".

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Así es cómo veo yo la vida.

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Llena de soledad, de tristeza,
de sufrimiento y de infelicidad...

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y pasa todo tan deprisa...

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Existuje jeden starý vtip.

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Dvì postarší ženy se
baví na horské chatì.

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Jedna povídá:
"Tady vaøí ale opravdu hroznì".

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A druhá na to:
"Jo jo a navíc takové malé porce".

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Bytostnì takový dojem
já mám ze života:

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Plný samoty, bídy,
utrpení a neštìstí...

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a je po všem hroznì rychle.

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Další zásadní vtip pro m

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There's an old joke.

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Two elderly women are
at a Catskill mountain resort.

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One says, "The food at this place
is really terrible."

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The other says,
"l know, and such small portions."

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That's essentially
how l feel about life:

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full of lone

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�ñòü ñòàðàÿ øóòêà.

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�âå ïîæèëûõ æåíùèíû â
ãîðíîì êóðîðòå �åòñêèëë.

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�äíà ãîâîðèò: "�äà â ýòîì ìåñòå
äåéñòâèòåëüíî óæàñíà."

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�ðóãàÿ îòâå÷àåò:
"� çíàþ, ê òîìó æå ïîðöèè òàêèå ìàëåíüêèå."

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�î ñóùåñòâó ÿ òàê æå
âîñïðèíèìàþ æèçíü:

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�îëíà

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Ovako ide jedan stari vic. Dve starije žene
su u restoranu na Katskil planini.

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Jedna od njih kaže,
"Ovde je hrana oèajna."

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A druga na to kaže,
"Da, znam. I tako su im male porcije."

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Ovo odslikava suštinu mog viðenja života.

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Prepun samoæe i bola
i patnje i nesreæe.

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I sve se prebrzo završi.

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Drugi za mene važan vic je onaj
koji se uglavnom vezuje za Gruèo Mar

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{405}{515}ANNIE HALL
{520}{820}Traducerea ºi adaptarea:|Patronu (patronu@post.ro)
{1210}{1260}Exista o gluma veche.
{1261}{1333}Douã doamne în vârsta sunt la o|staþiune montana de tratament.
{1334}{1412}Una dintre ele spune "Mâncarea|din acest loc este mizerabila"
{1414}{1486}ªi cealaltã rãspunde "Da, ºtiu|ºi se da în porþii atât de mici"
{1487}{1559}Cam asta este pãrerea mea despre viaþa:
{1560}{1650}numai necazuri, suferinþa,|ghinioane, neºansa...
{1652}{1728}niciodatã nu vin câte una.
{1729}{1796}Alta gluma care îmi merge la suflet...
{1797}{1861}este legatã de Groucho Marx...
{1863}{1956}dar îºi are originea în

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�ñòü ñòàðàÿ øóòêà.

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�âå ïîæèëûõ æåíùèíû â
ãîðíîì êóðîðòå �åòñêèëë.

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�äíà ãîâîðèò: "�äà â ýòîì ìåñòå
äåéñòâèòåëüíî óæàñíà."

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�ðóãàÿ îòâå÷àåò:
"� çíàþ, ê òîìó æå ïîðöèè òàêèå ìàëåíüêèå."

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�î ñóùåñòâó ÿ òàê æå
âîñïðèíèìàþ æèçíü:

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�îëíà

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Ovako ide jedan stari vic. Dve starije žene
su u restoranu na Catskill planini.

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Jedna od njih kaže,
"Ovdje je hrana oèajna."

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A druga na to kaže,
"Da, znam. I tako su im male porcije."

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Ovo odslikava bit mog viðenja života.

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Prepun samoæe i boli
i patnje i nesreæe.

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I sve se prebrzo završi.

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Drugi za mene važan vic je onaj
koji se uglavnom veže za Groucho Marxa.

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{1235}{1285}Existuje jeden starý vtip.
{1285}{1358}Dvì postarší ženy se|baví na horské chatì.
{1358}{1438}Jedna povídá:|"Tady vaøí ale opravdu hroznì".
{1438}{1512}A druhá na to:|"Jo jo a navíc takové malé porce".
{1512}{1585}Bytostnì takový dojem|já mám ze života:
{1585}{1678}Plný samoty, bídy,|utrpení a neštìstí...
{1678}{1752}a je po všem hroznì rychle.
{1752}{1822}Další zásadní vtip pro mne...
{1822}{1888}je obvykle pøipisován|Groucho Marxovi...
{1888}{1982}ale poprvé se objevuje ve Freudovì|knize Vtip a jeho vztah k nevìdomí.
{1982}{2038}Je to nìjak takhle, parafrázuji:
{2038}{2145}Nikdy nechc

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{405}{515}ANNIE HALL
{520}{820}Traducerea ºi adaptarea:|Patronu (patronu@post.ro)
{1210}{1260}Exista o gluma veche.
{1261}{1333}Douã doamne în vârsta sunt la o|staþiune montana de tratament.
{1334}{1412}Una dintre ele spune "Mâncarea|din acest loc este mizerabila"
{1414}{1486}ªi cealaltã rãspunde "Da, ºtiu|ºi se da în porþii atât de mici"
{1487}{1559}Cam asta este pãrerea mea despre viaþa:
{1560}{1650}numai necazuri, suferinþa,|ghinioane, neºansa...
{1652}{1728}niciodatã nu vin câte una.
{1729}{1796}Alta gluma care îmi merge la suflet...
{1797}{1861}este legatã de Groucho Marx...
{1863}{1956}dar îºi are originea în

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Ett gammalt skämt. Två äldre kvinnor
är på en turistort i Catskill Mountain.

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En av dem säger, ''Maten på det
här stället är verkligen hemsk.''

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Den andra säger,
''Jaa, jag vet. Och så små portioner.''

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Det är ungefär så jag ser på livet.

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Full av ensamhet och elände
och lidande och olycka.

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Och det går alldeles för fort förbi.

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Det andra viktiga skämte

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Eski bir fýkra vardýr. �ki yaþlý kadýn
Catskill'de bir dað otelindedirler.

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Biri, "Buranýn yemekleri çok kötü" der.

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Diðeri de, "Biliyorum, ayrýca
porsiyonlarý da küçük. " der.

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Ben de hayat hakkýnda
böyle düþünüyorum.

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Yalnýzlýk, sefalet, çile ve mutsuzluk dolu.
Ve de çok çabuk geçiyor.

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Benim için diðer önemli fýkra ise,
genellikle Groucho Marx'a atfedilen...

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{1161}{1211}Existuje jeden star? vtip.
{1211}{1284}Dv? postar?? ?eny se|bav? na horsk? chat?.
{1284}{1364}Jedna pov?d?:|"Tady va?? ale opravdu hrozn?".
{1364}{1439}A druh? na to:|"Jo jo a nav?c takov? mal? porce."
{1439}{1511}Bytostn? takov? dojem|j? m?m ze ?ivota:
{1511}{1604}Pln? samoty, b?dy,|utrpen? a ne?t?st?...
{1604}{1679}a je po v?em hrozn? rychle.
{1679}{1749}Dal?? z?sadn? vtip pro mne...
{1749}{1815}je obvykle p?ipisov?n|Groucho Marxovi...
{1815}{1909}ale poprv? se objevuje ve Freudov?|knize Vtip a jeho vztah k nev?dom?.
{1909}{1965}Je to n?jak takhle, parafr?zuji:
{1965}{2072}Nikdy nechci pat?it do klubu, kter? by|cht?l n?koho jako jsem j? za ?lena.
{2072

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Les contaré un chiste viejo.

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Ah, dos señoras mayores están
en un parador de montaña,

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y una dice: "Hay que ver lo
mala que es aquí la comida".

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Y la otra dice "Ya, y además
las raciones son muy pequeñas".

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Así es cómo veo yo la vida.

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Llena de soledad, de tristeza,
de sufrimiento y de infelicidad...

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y pasa todo tan deprisa...

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{1226}{1331}Jest taki stary dowcip. Dwie starsze|damy jedz? w resorcie Catskill Mountain.
{1330}{1413}Jedna z nich m?wi:|"Jedzenie jest tu naprawd? okropne".
{1416}{1491}A druga m?wi:|"Tak, wiem. I jakie ma?e porcje".
{1504}{1568}Takie w?a?nie mam podej?cie do ?ycia.
{1569}{1651}Pe?ne samotno?ci, smutku,|cierpienia i niezadowolenia.
{1666}{1722}I to wszystko o wiele|za szybko si? ko?czy.
{1722}{1820}Inny wa?ny dowcip dla mnie to ten|zwykle przypisywany Groucho Marxowi.
{1851}{1913}Ale chyba pierwszy raz|pojawia si? u Freuda...
{1913}{1964}Dowcip i jego zwi?zek|z nie?wiadomo?ci?.
{1964}{2058}Brzmi to tak - parafrazuj?:|"Nigdy nie chcia?bym na

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Les contaré un chiste viejo.

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Ah, dos señoras mayores están
en un parador de montaña,

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y una dice: "Hay que ver lo
mala que es aquí la comida".

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Y la otra dice "Ya, y además
las raciones son muy pequeñas".

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Así es cómo veo yo la vida.

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Llena de soledad, de tristeza,
de sufrimiento y de infelicidad...

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y pasa todo tan deprisa...

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H

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