Rezultatele cautarii de subtitrari pentru Absurdistan

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{1957}{2051}Când Dumnezeu a împãrþit þinuturile|pe Pãmânt, potrivit legendelor,
{2060}{2197}emisarii populaþiei noastre au ajuns mai târziu,|dupã ce toate þinuturile au fost deja împãrþite.
{2306}{2451}Dar fiindcã erau atât de prietenoºi,|le-a dat o bucatã de þinut...
{2457}{2566}pe care voia s-o pãstreze pentru El,|în schimb, retrãgându-Se în Rai.
{3484}{3628}Bunica mea întotdeauna m-a avertizat,|sã fiu atentã în ce priveºte "prima datã".
{3673}{3753}Sã-mi gãsesc un bãrbat|iubitor ºi grijuliu.
{3760}{3861}Cu bãrbatul potrivit,|pot zbura spre stele!
{4231}{4333}Pentru a lua contact cu imponderab

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BONTONFILM
uvádí

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Hrají

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Kamera

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Výprava

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Kostýmy

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Strih

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Zvuk

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Hudba

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Výroba

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<i>Legenda praví,</i>
<i>že když Buh rozdeloval zemi,</i>

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<i>prišli zástupci z mé vesnice tak</i>
<i>pozde, že už zeme byla rozdána.</i>

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Lorsque Dieu a divisé les contrées sur
la Terre, d'après la légende

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Les émissaires de notre peuple sont arrivés en retard,
alors que tout espace avait déjà été distribué.

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Mais puisqu'ils étaient si joyeux,
il leur a quand même donné ce morceau de terre...

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qu'il voulait garder pour lui-même,
mais il s'est plutôt retiré au paradis.

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Ma grand-mère m'a toujours avertie,
fais attention lors de ta première fois.

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Trouve toi un homme aimable, attentionné.

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{1957}{2051}Când Dumnezeu a împãrþit þinuturile|pe Pãmânt, potrivit legendelor,
{2060}{2197}emisarii populaþiei noastre au ajuns mai târziu,|dupã ce toate þinuturile au fost deja împãrþite.
{2306}{2451}Dar fiindcã erau atât de prietenoºi,|le-a dat o bucatã de þinut...
{2457}{2566}pe care voia s-o pãstreze pentru El,|în schimb, retrãgându-Se în Rai.
{3484}{3628}Bunica mea întotdeauna m-a avertizat,|sã fiu atentã în ce priveºte "prima datã".
{3673}{3753}Sã-mi gãsesc un bãrbat|iubitor ºi grijuliu.
{3760}{3861}Cu bãrbatul potrivit,|pot zbura spre stele!
{4231}{4333}Pentru a lua contact cu imponderabilitatea,|bãrbatul trebuie sã facã unel

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When God divided up the
land of the earth, so the legend goes,

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our people's emissaries arrived late,
after all the land had been distributed.

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But because they were so cheerful,
he gave them the piece of land...

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that he had wanted to keep for himself
and withdrew into the heavens instead.

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My grandmother always warned me,
be careful with your first time.

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Find a loving, caring man.

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{472}{557}BORN IN ABSURDISTAN
{561}{690}A FiIm by HOUCHANG ALLAHYARI
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{4623}{4727}-Mr. Secretary, I report: border patroI|is fuIIy present and accounted for.
{4973}{5059}-Mr. Secretary,|is this the Fortress Europe?
{5096}{5178}-Our guards shaII|protect our Iaws.
{5214}{5294}To those whose Iives|are being threatened ...
{5298}{5356}we shaII, of course,|grant asyIum.
{5377}{5453}But we can't Iet in aII those ...
{5457}{5539}just Iooking to improve|his or her economic situation.
{5543}{5668}IncidentaIIy, there was no|press conference scheduIed here.
{5701}{5761}We're concerned here|with a singIe issue,
{5765}{5840}a