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�Ah, good morning, Michael.
�Good morning, sir.

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Good morning, Mr Smear.

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Yes, well, we'll dispense with
the good mornings if you don't mind.

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I haven't got time for good mornings.

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As you wish. Now, you wanted
to discuss something with me.

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<i>AGENT 1 : Okay, stand by, everybody. Tangos
One and Two have now entered the Arrivals Hall.</i>

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<i>AGENT 2: Which has the case, please?
AGENT 1 : Tango One has the case at this stage.</i>

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<i>AGENT 2: Right, hold on Tango One, then, please.</i>

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<i>AGENT 1 : Oh, there's been a changeover.
Tango One has passed the case to Tango Two.</i>

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<i>And Tango Two doesn't want it, he's given it back.</i>

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<i>AGENT 2: What? Are you sure that is Tango Two?</i>

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<i>AGENT 1 : Well,

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�Good morning.
�Good morning.

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�Good morning.
�Right. Can I help you?

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Yes, your face, my arse.

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No, I said, �Can I help you?�

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Oh, I see. Yes, I'd like
some information, please.

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�Yes.
�Well?

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�Well what?
�I'd like some information, please.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Thanks, ta�

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<i>grazie.</i>

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know if you know what this is.

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I expect most of you will recognise it.
It's a brain. A human brain.

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But I wonder if you know
whose brain it is.

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But before I tell you, I should let you into
a little secr

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LAURIE: ...find some tissues in the drawer, there.

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Good evening and welcome to another packed
half-hour of misery and abject desperation,

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a catalogue of cynicism and emptiness,

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and a whole ottoman full of vapid excuses.

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-My colleague would like to add something.
-Ta.

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Yes. I'd just like to say a big hi to historians
of the future, who may be looking at this show

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as part

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(SINGING)

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FRY: (WHISPERING) <i>Between desire and reality.</i>

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LAURIE: <i>A bit.</i>

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FRY: <i>Between fact and breakfast,</i>

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<i>madness lies, lies, lies...</i>

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LAURIE: <i>A bit.</i>

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FRY: <i>I hate you, I hate you and yet...</i>

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<i>I hate you...</i>

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(SOBBING)

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<i>A

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Well, a lot's changed since the last series
of <i>A Bit of Fry and Laurie.</i>

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That's right.

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When <i>A Bit of Fry and Laurie</i>
last appeared on our screens,

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we looked something like this.

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Oh, dear. It's hard to believe we could
get away with noses like that, isn't it?

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You're the one on the right, Hugh.
�Oh, right.

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Anyway, we thought it might be interesting
to chart just some of the changes

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that have gone on in this
United Kingdo

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(SINGING)

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FRY: (WHISPERING) <i>Between desire and reality.</i>

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LAURIE: <i>A bit.</i>

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FRY: <i>Between fact and breakfast,</i>

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<i>madness lies, lies, lies...</i>

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LAURIE: <i>A bit.</i>

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FRY: <i>I hate you, I hate you and yet...</i>

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<i>I hate you...</i>

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(SOBBING)

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<i>A

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Cloffing.

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Prunk.

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Shote.

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Cucking.

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Skank.

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Fusk.

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Pempslider.

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No, we weren't going to use that one.

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�Weren't we?
�No, if you remember, that's, you know,

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that's a bit too much.

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�What, pempslider?
�Yes.

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Sorry. Right.

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Lastly, pim-hole.

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No.

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Hello, how do you do?

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Oh, my�

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my wife wears the trousers.
No question, no question.

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But we're hoping to get
a second pair sometime later, you see.

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My ideal woman.

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Really, in a TR4.

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Lavatories. Love them or
loathe them, they're here to stay.

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We use them, we lavish
our affection on them.

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We clean them, polish them.

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Some of us spe

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�A what?
�Beg your pardon?

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Pardon?

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What?

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�Beg your pardon?
�Come again?

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I like the way it starts.

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Quite fat.

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Thin, really.

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Thomas, I'm afraid I have some bad news.

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Just a moment, John. I promised
Marjorie I'd mend this clock for her.

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I wonder if you'd mind giving me a hand.
�Big hand?

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Little hand.

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<i>Vale, atentos, todos. Tangos
Uno y Dos acaban de entrar al vestíbulo de llegadas.</i>

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<i>¿Cuál de los dos tiene el maletín, por favor?
Tango Uno tiene el maletín en este momento.</i>

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<i>Bien, espere a Tango Uno, entonces, por favor.</i>

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<i>Oh, ha habido un cambio.
Tango Uno le ha pasado el maletín a Tango Dos.</i>

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<i>Y Tango Dos no lo quiere, se lo está devolviendo.</i>

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<i>¿Qué? ¿Está seguro

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Hello, we haven't met. Terry Swale.
My wife tells me you're new to Yorkshire.

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Yes, that's right.
I'm a bit of a southerner, I'm afraid.

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Whoops. Can't have that.

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No, no. But my wife's family's
from Sheriff Hutton, though.

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Ah, well, there's some
hope for you then, eh?

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I must say everyone
seems very friendly.

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Well, you know, it's not all cloth-caps
and whippets up here.

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We have heard of avocados
and hot and cold running water.

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Um�

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Oh! Oh! No, that's revolting.
Oh! It's Welsh, is it?

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It's, um� It's blended, is it?

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(MUMBLING)

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Roy Hattersley?

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Chanel?

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We'd like to announce that we'll be holding
a competition during tonight's show.

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What's basically gonna happen is this�

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We'll be performing a series of sketches

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and, obviously, we'll be wearing
different costumes for each one.

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Thank you. Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Thank you so very much.

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Well, good evening.

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome.

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Well, my hands are a bit full so, Hugh,

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perhaps you wouldn't mind
doing the apostrophes for me this week?

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�Certainly, right.
�Welcome to <i>A Bit of Fry and Laurie.</i>

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Some very, very exciting news.

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I received a letter today.

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Thank you.

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Oh! Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Good evening.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

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and welcome to <i>A Bit of Fry And Laurie.</i>

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Yes, but not just ladies and gentlemen.

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Let's not forget the large number
of domestic animals

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who sit in front of the television
while this programme is on.

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That's right. Let's all say hi
to the large number of dogs

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Ah, good morning, sir. Can I help you?

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Yes, I'd like eight packets
of condoms, please!

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�Eight?
�Yes, please!

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I'd like three Gossamer, three Fetherlite,

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the new single by Jason Donovan

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and, er�

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I'd like two of the ribbed arouser!

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�Jason Donovan?
�Yes, yes, that's right.

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And can you make sure
they're Sensitol lubricated, please?

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Jason Donovan?

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

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Now, er�

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good evening.

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Good evening. Good evening. Good evening.

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Good, to some extent, evening,
ladies and gentlemen,

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and welcome to tonight's programme.

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As some of you are probably aware,

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the political and sexual climate in this country

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has led to many large institutions, like the BBC,

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being forced to look elsewhere for their fundin

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Come in.

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Hello, Father. Mother said
you wanted to see me.

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Yes, yes, come in, Timothy.

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Erm, just wanted a word.
I wondered if you could� Oh.

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Oh, damn this drawer!
I just don't seem to be able to open it.

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I wonder, would you mind?

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Yes!

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Yes, it's true! Every word is true!

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I tried to fight it, but I knew it was useless.
It's true!

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Father?

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Hello.

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Hello, and welcome to <i>A Bit of Fry and Laurie.</i>
�Hello.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
because Hugh and I are known for our anger,

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our satirical rage at the human condition,
for want of a better cliché,

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er, we often get accused
of lacking a sense of proportion.

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Here's a letter that we received
that I'd like to read out to you, if I may.

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�Dear Fry and Laurie,

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�It's very easy to knock,
to rage, to snarl and to satirise.

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(SINGING)

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FRY: (WHISPERING) <i>Between desire and reality.</i>

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LAURIE: <i>A bit.</i>

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FRY: <i>Between fact and breakfast,</i>

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<i>madness lies, lies, lies...</i>

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LAURIE: <i>A bit.</i>

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FRY: <i>I hate you, I hate you and yet...</i>

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<i>I hate you...</i>

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Um...

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Oh! Oh! No, that's revolting. Oh! It's Welsh, is it?

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It's, um... It's blended, is it?

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Roy Hattersley?

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Chanel?

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We'd like to announce that we'll be holding
a competition during tonight's show.

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What's basically gonna happen is this...

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We'll be performing a serie

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Help you?

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Did you write this?

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<i>Jane Eyre.</i> No, that was Charlotte Brontë.

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Right. Well, I'd like to speak to her then, please.

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Well...

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I'm afraid... I'm afraid she's no longer with us.

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Oh. Well, I can't say I'm surprised.

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Did she leave some kind of forwarding address?
Where can I get in touch with her?

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Well, a lot's changed since the last series
of <i>A Bit of Fry and Laurie.</i>

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That's right.

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When <i>A Bit of Fry and Laurie</i>
last appeared on our screens,

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we looked something like this.

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Oh, dear. It's hard to believe
we could get away with noses like that, isn't it?

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- You're the one on the right, Hugh.
- Oh, right.

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

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Now, er...

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good evening.

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Good evening. Good evening. Good evening.

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Good, to some extent, evening,
ladies and gentlemen,

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and welcome to tonight's programme.

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As some of you are probably aware,

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the political and sexual climate in this country

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has led to many large instit

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Hello, I'm now going to just
flip through some magazines.

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Er, this is <i>Prima.</i>

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Er, what have we got here?
We've got, well, obviously, <i>Time</i> magazine.

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Er, this is <i>Woman's Own.</i>

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And here we have <i>Essentials,</i> for bright ideas.

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Er, yes, I'm now going to go and see

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the person who fi

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Help you, chuck?

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Well, I don't know.
I don't know as if you can help me.

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Have you got any get well cards?

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Dozens, we've got dozens. Dozens, we've got.

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Oh, that's all very high and dandy,
but have you got one?

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You see, it's me daughter's 21 st, a week Friday.

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Oh, well you want a birthday card then, pet.

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Oh, I wish it were that simple,

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Well, a lot's changed since the last series
of <i>A Bit of Fry and Laurie.</i>

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That's right.

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When <i>A Bit of Fry and Laurie</i>
last appeared on our screens,

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we looked something like this.

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Oh, dear. It's hard to believe
we could get away with noses like that, isn't it?

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- You're the one on the right, Hugh.
- Oh, right.

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Well, a lot's changed since the last series
of <i>A Bit of Fry and Laurie.</i>

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That's right.

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When <i>A Bit of Fry and Laurie</i>
last appeared on our screens,

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we looked something like this.

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Oh, dear. It's hard to believe
we could get away with noses like that, isn't it?

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- You're the one on the right, Hugh.
- Oh, right.

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Help you?

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Did you write this?

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<i>Jane Eyre.</i> No, that was Charlotte Bront?.

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Right. Well, I'd like to speak to her then, please.

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Well...

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I'm afraid... I'm afraid she's no longer with us.

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Oh. Well, I can't say I'm surprised.

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Did she leave some kind of forwarding address?
Where can I get in touch with her?

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<i>Between desire and reality.</i>

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<i>A bit.</i>

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<i>Between fact and breakfast,</i>

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<i>madness, lies, lies, lies...</i>

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<i>A bit.</i>

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<i>I hate you, I hate you and yet...</i>

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<i>I hate you...</i>

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<i>As love, rage and aches of the ear.</i>

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<i>Pretension by Fry and Laurie.</i>

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No.

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Hello, how do you do?

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Oh, my...

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my wife wears the trousers.
No question, no question.

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But we're hoping to get
a second pair sometime later, you see.

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My ideal woman.

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Really, in a TR4.

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Lavatories. Love them or loathe them,
they're here to stay.

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We use them, we lavish our affection on them.

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LAURIE: ...find some tissues in the drawer, there.

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Good evening and welcome to another packed
half-hour of misery and abject desperation,

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a catalogue of cynicism and emptiness,

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and a whole ottoman full of vapid excuses.

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-My colleague would like to add something.
-Ta.

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Yes. I'd just like to say a big hi to historians
of the future, who may be looking at this show

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as part

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Um...

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Oh! Oh! No, that's revolting. Oh! It's Welsh, is it?

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It's, um... It's blended, is it?

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Roy Hattersley?

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Chanel?

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We'd like to announce that we'll be holding
a competition during tonight's show.

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What's basically gonna happen is this...

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We'll be performing a serie

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Um...

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Oh! Oh! No, that's revolting. Oh! It's Welsh, is it?

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It's, um... It's blended, is it?

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Roy Hattersley?

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Chanel?

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We'd like to announce that we'll be holding
a competition during tonight's show.

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What's basically gonna happen is this...

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We'll be performing a serie

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- A what?
- Beg your pardon?

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Pardon?

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What?

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- Beg your pardon?
- Come again?

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I like the way it starts.

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Quite fat.

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Thin, really.

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Thomas, I'm afraid I have some bad news.

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Just a moment, John.
I promised Marjorie I'd mend this clock for her.

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- I wonder if you'd mi

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<i>Between desire and reality.</i>

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<i>A bit.</i>

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<i>Between fact and breakfast,</i>

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<i>madness, lies, lies, lies...</i>

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<i>A bit.</i>

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<i>I hate you, I hate you and yet...</i>

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<i>I hate you...</i>

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<i>As love, rage and aches of the ear.</i>

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<i>Pretension by Fry and Laurie.</i>

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