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You don't mess with the Zohan!
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Come disco.
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No, no, no.
I no disco, I make the fish.
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Danny, come on, go disco.
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Oh, okay. Disco!
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Danny, that looks good. You're gonna
be a hit at your bar mitzvah.
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<i>So okay, Mr. Big Penachim,
I no see you disco.</i>
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<i>No, no, no. I making dagim.
I no disco.</i>
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