Rezultatele cautarii de subtitrari pentru Seinfeld

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Professional tennis...

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I don't understand the shushing.
Why are they always shushing?

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Don't the players know
that we're there?

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Should we duck behind the seats
so they don't see us watching them?

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To me, tennis is basically
just Ping-Pong...

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...and the players
are standing on the table.

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That's all it is.

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And that goofy scoring.

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With a serial killer,
it's safest to be a neighbor.

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They never kill the neighbor.
The neighbor survives to do...

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...the interview afterwards, right?
"He was kind of quiet. "

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These neighbors,
they're never disturbed...

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...by the sounds of murdering.
Just stereo.

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Chain saws, people screaming, fine.

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Just keep the music down.

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And women

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The whale's supposed to be
an intelligent animal.

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You hear about how they communicate
by song from miles away...

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...how extensive their vocabulary is.

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From the rate we're pushing
the whales off the beach...

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...back into the ocean,
the words "shore" and "close"...

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...do not appear to be
in their vocabulary.

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I'd say to them,
"Concentrate less on the singing...

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Every morning, when you wake up,
it's like you're born all over again.

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You can't see, you can't talk.

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You're on your way to the bathroom
trying to remember, "How do I walk?"

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Like you've never
been alive before.

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But if any invention marks
the decline of human civilization...

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...it would have to be
the snooze alarm.

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The snooze alarm
is based on the idea...

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Avea 600 kg,
dar tipul n-a pãrãsit-o.

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Vã daþi seama ? "lubitule,
crezi cã par grasã în asta ?"

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Am remarcat cã existã
o anumitã dorinþã nestãpânitã

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printre comici sã se urce pe scenã.

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E o nevoie.

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Ce caut aici ?
Am reuºit în viaþã !

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Am avut propriul serial.

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Ce-am fãcut ? M-am întors
de unde am plecat. Am greºi

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I feel bad for the silver-medal winner
in the Olympics.

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I mean, how do you live with that?

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"How much did you lose by?"
I don't even know.

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It was like from now to now.
Now to now. Now, now, now."

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It was... and that was it, I lost.

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I trained, I worked out, I exercised.

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I was doing pushups, sit-ups.

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I never did anything but exercise
fo

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{25}{88}Stiti despre ce este vorba?|Stiti de ce ne aflam aici?
{99}{150}Ca sa fim plecati,|asta inseamna "a fi plecat".
{185}{270}Si sa fi plecat, este una din cele|mai populare placeri ale vietii.
{300}{391}Cand lumea spune "trebuie sa mai iesim",|la asta se refera.
{439}{512}Noi toti suntem plecati,|nu e nimeni acasa.
{539}{604}Nimeni de aici nu e acasa,|noi toti suntem plecati.
{618}{680}Sunt oameni care ne cauta,|si care nu stiu unde suntem,
{715}{824}Tu stii pe unde e ? Nu il gasesc.|Nu stiu unde a disparut..
{845}{877}Inseamna ca e plecat.
{923}{993}Si pleci. Te pregatesti|iti alegi hainele,
{998}{1055}Faci un dus, iti pregatesti

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S?, soy muy perezoso para comer.

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Creo que por eso me gusta la sopa.
Primero, ya se ve media digerida...

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...as? que te sientes como si la
mitad del trabajo ya est? hecho.

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Estoy esperando que alguna marca de
sopas saque una l?nea intravenosa...

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...que s?lo tengas que conectarla
a tu brazo derecho, ?sabes?

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Sopa de tomate Campbell intravenosa.

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Conexi?n directa.

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Do you know what this is all about?
Know why we're here?

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To be out. This is out.

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Out is one of the single most
enjoyable experiences of life.

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Know how people talk about
"We should go out"?

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This is what they're talking about.

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This whole thing. We're all out now.

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No one is home.

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Not one person here is home.
We're all out.

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Most men like working on things.

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Tools, objects, fixing things.
This is what men enjoy doing.

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Ever noticed if a guy's in his driveway
working on something with tools...

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...how all the other men
in the neighbourhood...

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...are magnetically drawn
to this activity?

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They just come wandering out
of the house like zombies.

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Men... It's true. Men hear a drill,
it's like a dog