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THIS ONE'S CALLED
"DEATH AND STUFF,"
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AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY
MY FIRST EX-HUSBAND,
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BILL PENTLAND,
AND UH, IT WAS BECAUSE
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WHEN THE SHOW WAS
CONCEIVED IT WAS CALLED--
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IT CAME BACK AND THE TITLE
WAS "LIFE AND STUFF."
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WHICH I WAS LIKE,
"WHAT HAPPENED TO ROSEANNE?"
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AND I MADE THEM
CHANGE IT.
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BUT-- SO HE WROTE
"DEATH AND STUFF"
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