Rezultatele cautarii de subtitrari pentru Married With Children En

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Last week
on Married... With Children.

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The Bundys thought they won
a free trip to England.

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Whoa, England!

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And the D 'Arcys
decided to go along.

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But there's a catch for the Bundys...

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...an ancient English curse
that dates back to 1653.

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And so that ye
and all your male descendants...

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...will be hated
in this place forever...

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[***]

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[GROANS]

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[SIGHS]

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What's the first derivative
of kinetic energy

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with respect
to velocity?

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I don't know.

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What goes "quack"?

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I don't know.

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Ahem.

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Ahem!

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Hey, kids.

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Put away your stupid

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As God is my witness...

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...I will never drive anyone in
this family anyplace ever again.

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All I get from you are complaints.

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I think you kids are nuts.
I didn't think it was scary.

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Get some glasses, Dad.

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For the thousandth time,
I do not need glasses.

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You're overreacting. Ask anyone.

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Fine. Buck?

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I'

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<i>Man, l love COPS.</i>

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Yeah, definitely the best show on FOX.

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Yeah, like that's saying much.

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The American justice system
at work.

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Beating the crap out of people
before judges let them go.

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Almost makes me want to pay taxes.

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Or vote.

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You know, l could have been
a great cop.

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Well, with my catlike r

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Bud, what do
you think?

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Will this look good for
my graduation picture?

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I don't know, Kel.

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If you really want
people to remember you,

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you might want to
try this.

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Now... we'll just add
a few fingerprints,

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and <i>voilà.</i>

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Every man's memory.

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Mom...

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Subtitles : RaceMan
www.forom.com

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[DOOR SLAMS]

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Now, we'll be gone a week.

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Did you turn
off the phone?

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Yeah.

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The heat, electricity,
the water?

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All shut off.

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Al,

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honey, do you think

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we should have told
the kids we were going?

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Oh, here comes Daddy.

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How do I look?

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- Terrific, Mom.
- Good.

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You know, every payday I like Daddy
to see what his last check went for.

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Assume the position.

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Hi. Nice to see you.
Good to be back.

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If anyone needs me,
I'll be on the couch.

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Goodbye. So long.
Don't write. Don't call.

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Al, perhaps you d

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<i>And now live from the Cayman Islands,</i>
<i>the Home Swapping Network.</i>

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<i>Where you can swap</i>
<i>that old crap you bought...</i>

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<i>...from some other shopping network</i>
<i>for some entirely new crap from us.</i>

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And they say there's nothing
good on TV.

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Hi, guys. You wanna catch
a Woody Allen movie with me?

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I don't know. Woody Allen's
never really done it for me.

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l now call this meeting
of NO MA'AM to order.

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ln honour of brother Griff's
one-year anniversary...

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...as a member of NO MA'AM...

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...we must now think of a practical joke
to play on him.

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l don't remember anybody
pulling a practical joke on me.

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Remember on the expressway
when your brakes failed...

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...and you almost died?

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That was us.

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I once was lost

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But now I'm found

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Was blind

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But now I see

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Who would like to say a few words
on behalf...

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...of our dear departed teammate,
Skippy?

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I would.

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Who's paying for this?

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Well, the corpse of honour.

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Where were we?

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