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Legend tells of a
legendary warrior...
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...whose kung fu skills
were the stuff of legend.
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He traveled the land
in search of worthy foes.
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I see you like to chew.
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Maybe you should
chew on my fist.
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The warrior said nothing,
for his mouth was full.
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Then he swallowed.
And then he spoke.
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Enough talk. Let's fight.
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Shashabooey.
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He wa